Tuesday
Open the door, I'm downstairs Can't you hear the bell" Or the dog" It's raining There's a hole in my umbrella Is it illegal to kill your roommate before you even move in" The apartment's going to stink of dog and it's your fault
I think you have the wrong number. Sorry.
Not funny Let me in
I can't let you in. I am not your roommate. YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER!!!! I do not I wrote it down ...
"
Oops. You can't hear a crazy woman yelling and a dog barking, by any chance"
Nope, sorry.
Damn ....Sorry
No worries. Hope your roommate lets you in before you get too wet.
Me too
;-) :razz: :mad: :cool: :??": :eek: :sad: :smile: :grin:
I have a key! And I'm dry again now Know any good take out places south of Market Street"
Can't talk now. Sorry. Glad you got dry. Try The Sandwich Place.
Will do
;-) :razz: :mad: :cool: :??": :eek: :sad: :smile: :grin:
Dry and full and warm. These are good things. Damn, you can't talk Sorry :|
;-) :razz: :mad: :cool: :?"": :eek: :sad: :smile: :grin:
How about now" Sorry
You say sorry a lot.
You're alive! I know I do Sorry :D
There u go again Don't say sorry!
I formally apologise for being too talky"
Same thing. :P How was your sandwich"
Gorgeous!
Did it taste good, too"
I didn't know you could do that to pork and still be able to sell it Huh" Must have done, Solo stolen most of it
Is Solo your dog"
Garbage disposal on legs https://i.pinimg.com/236x/b5/b8/69/b5b869dc3096167362cf9b7d11761f99—blue-cane-corso-brindle-cane-corso.jpg Isn't he beautiful"
A face only a mother could love
That face is smoochable If a bit smelly And slobbery
He's something anyway. :D
Don't you like dogs"
Sure, I like dogs
But not my dog What's wrong with my dog" I'll send a rude emoji if you don't like my dog
Nothing. brb Back, sorry. Nothing wrong with your dog. What do you care what I think anyway' You don't even know me.
Did I bore you? I've been told I talk too much Do I need to know you to care what you think about the most gorgeousest doggie in the whole wide world"
Technically, we aren't talking. We're texting. And it shouldn't matter what anyone else thinks but you.
I don't know anyone but you Apart from my roommate, but she's out Who schedules a date when they know someone's coming in from out of town"
Someone who really wants to go on a date" New in town"
Feh I've seen him, he isn't all that That obvious, huh" Hello" Did I break you?
Still here. So looks matter, huh"
Not especially But showing up to a dinner date dressed like Yoda"
You said he isn't all that.
He's not MY type Not that it matters I'm going to die with a permanently closed hoohar
Got something against little green men with big, pointy ears" LOL What is your type"
Someone who doesn't mind verbal diarrhea" I have a bad habit of talking a lot About nothing!
To strangers. Didn't anyone ever warn you about stranger danger"
You're not a stranger, you've seen my dog
I could be a serial killer.
Again You've seen my dog :D
That doesn't make us friends.
Doesn't make us strangers, either
I don't even know your name.
So' I don't know yours Can I put you in my phone" First proper contact and all Under ....Sandwich Man.
I don't know if that's a good idea.
Too late You're stuck with me now
I have to go. Sorry.
... Sorry
Goodnight.
Night, Sandwich Man
Open the door, I'm downstairs Can't you hear the bell" Or the dog" It's raining There's a hole in my umbrella Is it illegal to kill your roommate before you even move in" The apartment's going to stink of dog and it's your fault
I think you have the wrong number. Sorry.
Not funny Let me in
I can't let you in. I am not your roommate. YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER!!!! I do not I wrote it down ...
"
Oops. You can't hear a crazy woman yelling and a dog barking, by any chance"
Nope, sorry.
Damn ....Sorry
No worries. Hope your roommate lets you in before you get too wet.
Me too
;-) :razz: :mad: :cool: :??": :eek: :sad: :smile: :grin:
I have a key! And I'm dry again now Know any good take out places south of Market Street"
Can't talk now. Sorry. Glad you got dry. Try The Sandwich Place.
Will do
;-) :razz: :mad: :cool: :??": :eek: :sad: :smile: :grin:
Dry and full and warm. These are good things. Damn, you can't talk Sorry :|
;-) :razz: :mad: :cool: :?"": :eek: :sad: :smile: :grin:
How about now" Sorry
You say sorry a lot.
You're alive! I know I do Sorry :D
There u go again Don't say sorry!
I formally apologise for being too talky"
Same thing. :P How was your sandwich"
Gorgeous!
Did it taste good, too"
I didn't know you could do that to pork and still be able to sell it Huh" Must have done, Solo stolen most of it
Is Solo your dog"
Garbage disposal on legs https://i.pinimg.com/236x/b5/b8/69/b5b869dc3096167362cf9b7d11761f99—blue-cane-corso-brindle-cane-corso.jpg Isn't he beautiful"
A face only a mother could love
That face is smoochable If a bit smelly And slobbery
He's something anyway. :D
Don't you like dogs"
Sure, I like dogs
But not my dog What's wrong with my dog" I'll send a rude emoji if you don't like my dog
Nothing. brb Back, sorry. Nothing wrong with your dog. What do you care what I think anyway' You don't even know me.
Did I bore you? I've been told I talk too much Do I need to know you to care what you think about the most gorgeousest doggie in the whole wide world"
Technically, we aren't talking. We're texting. And it shouldn't matter what anyone else thinks but you.
I don't know anyone but you Apart from my roommate, but she's out Who schedules a date when they know someone's coming in from out of town"
Someone who really wants to go on a date" New in town"
Feh I've seen him, he isn't all that That obvious, huh" Hello" Did I break you?
Still here. So looks matter, huh"
Not especially But showing up to a dinner date dressed like Yoda"
You said he isn't all that.
He's not MY type Not that it matters I'm going to die with a permanently closed hoohar
Got something against little green men with big, pointy ears" LOL What is your type"
Someone who doesn't mind verbal diarrhea" I have a bad habit of talking a lot About nothing!
To strangers. Didn't anyone ever warn you about stranger danger"
You're not a stranger, you've seen my dog
I could be a serial killer.
Again You've seen my dog :D
That doesn't make us friends.
Doesn't make us strangers, either
I don't even know your name.
So' I don't know yours Can I put you in my phone" First proper contact and all Under ....Sandwich Man.
I don't know if that's a good idea.
Too late You're stuck with me now
I have to go. Sorry.
... Sorry
Goodnight.
Night, Sandwich Man