Topic: A Right Royal Mess

Caroline Granger

Date: 2013-08-21 07:39 EST
Caroline stared at the letter in her hand, torn between panic and shock. It had taken two days to reach her - faster than usual - having been through the usual checks for various unpleasant methods of death or mutilation first. Brynne had put it on the top of her pile as soon as it had arrived, and it had been the first thing she opened this morning. She was beginning to wish she hadn't.

For the attention of Mr David Granger

David,

If you're reading this, then our daughter, Drusilla, has run away from home looking for you. I gave her this letter when she turned fourteen, drawing a promise from her to deliver it and wait until you contacted her if she ever came to Rhy'Din. However, you and I both know she cannot stay there. She is her uncle's legal heir, the only heir to the Principality of Tirisano as of the date of this writing, and given that my brother refuses to marry, she will no doubt still be so when you get your hands on this letter.

I respectfully request that you contact my brother, Prince Julius, and at the very least let him know that she is safe and protected in Rhy'Din. I daresay something will have happened to have spurred this latest example of her rebellion, possibly involving me, but she has a duty to uphold, regardless of personal preference. There may be some political wrangling to be worked out in order to return her to Tirisano without too much press interest.

I know we did not part as friends, but for your daughter's sake, be kind to her. She has her life laid out before her; rebellion is a natural side effect of such things. I have tried to raise her as best I could.

Wishing you health and happiness, Livia

Re-reading the letter did not help Caroline's peace of mind. Nor did the other reading material she'd asked for. On the desk in front of her were two Tirisano newspapers, dated the 4th and 18th of August respectively, and a newly printed copy of Quirke's Peerage, the oft-updated book of who was really who in the various small countries, baronies, and principalities that littered the landscape around Rhy'Din proper.

According to Quirke's, Livia was in fact Julia Minya Livia Felicia, Princess of Tirisano, and only sister to the current ruling king. It was bad enough to find out that David's philandering had extended to royalty, but that was compounded by the entry immediately below Livia's. Claudia Amelia Drusilla Regina. The only child of Princess Julia and an unknown gentleman, she had been acknowledged as the legal heir to the throne of Tirisano when she was ten years old, a move that many people had taken as proof that His Serene Highness Prince Julius had no intention of marrying and begetting an heir himself. And dear gods and bunnies, she's a Granger, too. Des, Jon, and Lena are going to freak.

What made this knowledge worse was the headline article on the first newspaper that had been scrounged up from goodness knew where. TRAGEDY STRIKES AT INDEPENDENCE DAY PARADE, the front page declared above a picture of the wreckage of several cars. Caroline's slightly shaking hand picked up the paper to re-read the section that had very nearly stopped her heart for a moment.

"....knows how the sabotage could have been performed. Investigations have shown that the exhaust on the leading car, containing His Serene Highness Prince Julius and Her Highness, the Princess Royale Claudia, had been lowered by several inches. When the debris on the road caught on the tampered with exhaust, the car flipped, trapping our monarch and his niece and heir beneath. However, the braking mechanism upon the second and third cars, containing the rest of the royal family, had also been tampered with, which resulted in all three of the leading cars ending in a pile up on the main street of Itana, the capital city. Emergency services were on the scene in record time, but due to the nature of the crash, they were unable to save His Serene Highness' brother and sister, Prince Tiberius and Princess Julia, nor the aides traveling in the second and third cars with them. It is understood that only the reinforced chassis of the leading car prevented His Serene Highness and the Princess Royale from being crushed beneath the weight of the following vehicles. A state funeral is expected to be announced within the next day, and we are sure that Tirisano mourns with our monarch and the young Princess Royale for the tragic loss of their loved ones ..."

She could feel a headache forming. Caroline lowered the newspaper, glancing at the other newspaper. It was a tribute edition, printed to commemorate the funeral of the two royal persons who had died as a result of terrorist action on Tirisano's Independence Day. So what did she have here" She had a runaway teenager, looking for a dead man. Ordinarily that would have been bad enough, but it was getting more complex by the moment. A runaway teenager, who just happened to be the sole legal heir to a tiny principality south of Rhy'Din. Who just happened to be yet another unexpected result of David Granger's inability to remain faithful to one woman through his lifetime. Who just happened to have lost both her mother and uncle in tragic circumstances very recently. And who just happened to be in the city, right now, doing gods alone knew what, with no one to keep an eye on her.

Caroline sighed. As if that wasn't bad enough, there was business to think of. Tirisano, while tiny in population and general land mass, was the producer of the best silk, and had long had strong ties to the GrangerGuild as the only company outside the little principality with the right to buy and sell Tirisano silk. It was a major money-maker, and if she got any of this wrong, they could well lose that whole side of the business. Seriously, David, a princess" Couldn't you have kept it in your pants just once" She didn't like to think badly of a dead man, but the more skeletons came out of David Granger's closet, the less she found that was good to remember him by.

She needed help. Her finger pressed the button for the intercom, and Brynne answered promptly. "Brynne, could you send my apologies and cancel my appointments for this morning" I need to see Humphrey about this - it's a mess."

And once the Old Man had got over the shock, he could deal with it, Caroline decided as Brynne offered up her affirmative through the intercom. Humphrey liked his family; he could deal with the fallout when family overlapped with business, and gods help them, politics, too.

Dru Granger

Date: 2013-08-21 11:33 EST
Despite the somewhat shaky first evening in Rhy'Din, Princess Claudia Amelia Drusilla Regina Iarocci-Granger - who much preferred Drusilla, and preferred even better, just plain Dru - was enjoying herself immensely on her slightly illegal holiday. She'd never been anywhere on her own before, still slightly in awe of the fact that she'd managed to get out of Tirisano at all without being caught.

It had been easy, as she looked back on it. Legally allowed to drive at sixteen, she'd spent the day following her mother's funeral carefully packing her belongings into the two big bags now dumped on the floor of her room at the Red Dragon Inn, transferring them into the trunk of her car by herself one at a time. Money hadn't been a problem, though the exchange rate was something of a minefield to navigate; she'd arrived with significantly less capital in her money pouch than she'd been expecting, and she was still having difficulty working out the worth of the copper, silver, and gold coins now in her possession.

Still, once that was done, she'd specifically waited until the usual time for her drive, forcing herself to behave as though nothing was out of the ordinary as she trundled off in her little car. She usually drove out of Itana, the main city, on such jaunts, and her security detail hadn't thought anything of it ....until she'd suddenly put her foot down and swerved across the main highway to lose them. As they'd passed out of sight behind her, she'd known she only had a limited amount of time to get away, determined to find this David Granger and demand to know why he hadn't married her mother in the first place. Abandoning her car only a mile from the border, she'd trekked through the hills for two days, and paid an oxen-train owner to ride the rest of the way to Rhy'Din city.

That had been four days ago. She was pretty sure that everything had gone completely haywire back in Tirisano, not sparing much thought for the men and women who would inevitably be fired for allowing the heir to the throne to give them the slip. What she was also sure of was that there would be agents here in Rhy'Din, aware by now of her absconding without leave, who would be only too pleased to pack her off back to her uncle, His Serene Highness, the moment they laid eyes on her.

She'd sent the letter her mother had given her almost three years before to the main building of the GrangerGuild Conglomerate on Monday morning, not daring to ask around again. If the reaction of that pillock in the inn the day she'd arrived was anything to go by, the Granger family were even more security-paranoid than her mother's side of the family. Still, Dru expected that someone would come and find her at some point, looking forward to being given an opportunity to hand David Granger's arse to him on a plate.

While she waited, she did a little exploring. It was strange, and fun, to be able to walk along a street without a suited, armed man hovering at her back; not to be stared at, and hear small children being told that there went the Princess Royale. She'd actually been jostled in the queue at a diner, ridiculously pleased to be just one of many in this strange place. Tirisano was vehemently xenophobic in many ways - they had not opened their borders to the many other races that inhabited the same continent - and Rhy'Din was a blast of air so fresh, Dru could feel it scouring her brain from the inside out. Her uncle was going to be stern about it when she eventually was sent back, she was sure, but for now, this was an experience she fully intended to make the most of.

Caroline Granger

Date: 2013-08-22 17:11 EST
"....of course, I do understand the difficulties inherent in such an unforeseen circumstance, coming as is does so soon on the heels of what is such a terrible tragedy," Humphrey was saying as he sat at his desk, his phone held close against his ear. "My dear Minister Mazet, I am as eager to come to an amiable agreement as you on how we are to handle this situation, but we must keep in the forefront of our minds that in the middle of it all is a young lady of sixteen years old, who has just buried her mother and uncle in tragic circumstances ..."

It had taken four hours to finally reach someone within the hierarchy of the Tirisano civil service who was authorized to speak with him about the situation they found themselves in. Caroline's rather frantic appearance yesterday, bearing the letter that had sparked off her panic, had lasted well into the day, with Old Man Granger finally persuading her to leave the entire thing in his hands. He had a good rapport with those members of the Tirisano government who were involved in the business dealings they had with GrangerGuild, and he was the uncle of the deceased Granger this young princess was looking for. He didn't think he would have too much trouble with it.

"Naturally, Minister, we will do our best to convince Drusilla to return to Tirisano as soon as possible," he smiled as he spoke, hoping at least some of the charm he had accumulated over the years was getting through on the phoneline. "However, I feel it may be useful for His Serene Highness' people to make enquiries here as to the possibility of her continuing her schooling in Rhy'Din. This is an act of rebellion, yes, but there is nothing to say that such an act cannot be turned to the advantage of all."

He had yet to meet this young girl who had caused so much trouble, but thankfully Correy's rather panicked text message had borne a photograph of her. Hence, Humphrey had been able to set a couple of the GrangerGuild security detail to keeping an eye on her discreetly, able to tell the Minister of the Interior for Tirisano that she was protected and under surveillance as they spoke. There was, however, one point he was refusing to budge on.

"Minister, with respect, it is not just the royal family of Tirisano whom we are discussing here," he pointed out as calmly as he was able. "It is also my family, and more importantly, a branch of my family that has seen a certain amount of uproar in the past few years. It must be handled carefully, and I am afraid I am going to insist that I am the one to handle it. The young lady has siblings here, siblings of whom she is completely unaware, and who are as oblivious as she is. Equally delicate is the matter of informing her of the death of her father, some five or six years ago."

And what an interesting conversation that might turn out to be. Humphrey wasn't looking forward to it, at least. It was one thing to be a part of the network that sent out tragic news as it occurred within the family; it was quite another to be the sole bearer of such bad news, to a young teenager who may or may not be crushed by it. Still, it seemed as though Minister Mazet was coming around to his way of thinking, or perhaps he had just battered the poor man into the ground.

"Of course, Minister," Humphrey's smile now was genuine with relieved pleasure. "We will await the arrival of the young lady's aide and be certain to provide all he requires. I intend to meet with her myself tomorrow, and begin the process of involving her in these details. Naturally, Minister. Please do convey my sincerest regrets to His Serene Highness for any trouble we may have caused, and assure him his niece is in good hands. Thank you."

Putting the receiver back in its cradle, Humphrey leaned back with a low sigh, one hand dropping down to scratch the head of the curious Collie who was sitting beside him. He looked down at Cosmo with a rueful smile. "Well, Master Cosmo, it seems as though we should expect a guest," he told the dog. "Let us hope that he is as agreeable as Minister Mazet was."

Dru Granger

Date: 2013-09-04 06:27 EST
And so, here I am. It had been just over two weeks since the runaway princess had landed in Rhy'Din, and in that time, she'd managed to keep herself very inconspicuous indeed. If it hadn't been for the fact that Humphrey Granger's hand-picked security team knew the city so very well, she might have gone under the radar altogether, but sadly - for Drusilla, anyway - this was not the case. She'd developed shadows a few days after her arrival, and no amount of devious behavior could shake them. So she'd done what any royal was trained to do almost from birth, and ignored them.

And then had come the invitation to Maple Grove, the family seat of the Granger clan, not to meet David Granger as she had been expecting, but to meet his uncle, Humphrey, an elderly man with a quick wit and sharp intelligence. And not simply to meet Humphrey, but to be lectured by her personal aide, Xoren Rosen, who had come from Tirisano post-haste to make certain on her own uncle's behalf that she was well and safe. Before Humphrey had had a chance to do more than say hello and introduce himself, she had been pressed into making a phone call to her uncle to reassure him herself, and to her surprise, there had been no recriminations or angry words.

Instead, His Serene Highness Prince Julius of Tirisano had presented her with a choice - come home, and go back to the college who had accepted her for further education there, or stay in Rhy'Din with the Grangers, and further her education there. Dru had jumped at the chance to stay in Rhy'Din, away from the prying and poking of the press and curious eyes of the people she'd grown up among, though she had been forced to concede two important points - one, that Xoren would stay there with her and co-ordinate her security arrangements, and two, that she would return to Tirisano for the public engagements she was required to attend during her holiday periods from whichever school she chose to attend. Even at rebellious sixteen, she couldn't really argue, and she didn't, knowing that putting up too much of a fight would result in her being shipped back to Itana against her will anyway.

With that out of the way, she had resumed her meeting with Humphrey Granger in a brighter frame of mind, the shadow of her born duty no longer looming quite so accusingly over her head. It was then that the old man had told her, really quite gently, that the man she had come all this way to berate and accuse and generally be angry with had died some five years ago, and was beyond the reach of her teenage angst. The information did not cause her pain - she hadn't known her father, and frankly, she hadn't been impressed by what her mother had told her of him - but it had left her feeling as though she was at a bit of a loose end. But Humphrey Granger had had something else to ground her with.

"You do, of course, have other immediate family here," he had said to her as she sat and frowned her way through the realization that her initial rebellion had been for nothing. "Two brothers, and a sister, to start with. A sister-in-law and niece, as well as the promise of another sister-in-law and niece on the marriage of your eldest brother."

Dru remembered staring at Humphrey as though he'd grown a second head when he'd told her that. Her incredulity had only increased when she'd been told that one of her brothers was Jonathan Granger, the star of several movies she had in her personal collection. But there was no reason for the Old Man to lie to her, and after a long few hours of poring over various photographs with him, she had to admit that in all the faces she had been shown, there was a family resemblance, a little of which she herself held in the set of her eyes and the line of her jaw. She had brothers and a sister, all older of course, but all family. It was just another reason to stay in Rhy'Din, to get to know them and learn to be a little sister.

And this was, of course, before being introduced to Humphrey's grand-daughter, Caroline, who now controlled the business side of their little economical empire. Drusilla, for all that she liked to think she could live without family, had been utterly charmed by Jack, the baby boy who had been handed to her as they talked, and through the course of that conversation, had developed an intense curiosity to meet not just her siblings, but the wider network of cousins. It seemed that Correy, the one she had met on her first night here, was a cousin, much to her displeasure, but there were others - so many others - who would balance out his somewhat insane reaction to meeting her.

It would be a little time before she could meet her brothers and sister, however. Of her brothers, both were on Earth - one to attend some court case, and the other filming something at the last minute. Her sister, no one seemed to have any concrete idea of her location, but efforts were already being made to locate her. But Dru didn't mind so much. Humphrey had invited her to come and live at Maple Grove with him, and despite herself, she had agreed, pleased when he presented her with the keys to a beautiful and comfortable apartment situated above the big garage. She'd never had a place that was entirely her own before, always having lived in suites within a palace that was shared by the royal family and the business side of managing a small principality. Xoren had taken a cottage in the grounds, generously offered to him, and though he was still trying to order her days, he was relaxing a little as time went on.

Now all she had to do was get herself into a school or college here in Rhy'Din, and her uncle wouldn't be able to convince her to come home for her education. Besides, she would learn more here, she was certain. Despite the tragedy of losing her mother and her uncle in that horrific crash, Drusilla was beginning to find her feet again in the wake of her grief, thanks to one old man and his persuasive manner with everyone, be they royal or otherwise. She could only hope that her older siblings, when they returned, would be as accommodating as he.

Helena King

Date: 2013-09-04 16:48 EST
Home again. It was such an odd word, home, conjuring images of a warmth hearth and a happy, laughing family ready to welcome you back. For a long time, Helena hadn't been able to tie that image in with the reality of what her family was. So many years wasted, trapped by a misplaced sense of duty to man who cared little for his offspring, quietly resenting Jon's freedom after he had made his escape. Perhaps she shouldn't have held those resentments in for so long - they had all come bubbling up at once, exploding out of her in bursts of angry rebellion, in thoughtless risks and trusts placed without considering the consequences.

But she'd needed it. She had needed to take back some control over her life, however foolishly she'd done it. She had lost what felt like years to an illness she had not shared with anyone but her father, a man whose method of supporting her had been to put her into an asylum until she snapped out of it. She'd given years to looking after the same man as he slowly slipped away into his own addictions. And still, she'd tried to model herself after the good girls in the family, after Gabrielle and Caroline, never realizing that they, too, had had their moments of rebellion in years past.

Unconsciously, she had channeled everything she felt was unjust in her life toward Jon, the child inside her accusing her brother of abandoning her when he had left to forge his own path. And suddenly that Jon had been gone, forgotten, destroyed by a stray bullet, and she hadn't been able to cope with the sudden innocence of the man she loved as a brother when it came to those transgressions. So she had rebelled, when one foolish mistake of his had trespassed into what should have been the safety of Maple Grove - she had begun her campaign of moving away from being the good girl, the quiet girl, the sweet little sister. She had visited biker bars, rowdy locations across the city; she'd gone further than that, even. She had gone to Earth, backpacked through the countries of South America, and when she had returned, Jon had moved on. He had found someone to love who loved him as he was, not as he had been, and she'd been pleased for him. But there was still a little jealousy there for the fact that he was not alone, and she, his little sister, felt her own loneliness keenly.

Yet the arrival of Vicki into Jon's life, their marriage, the announcement of their pregnancy with little Emily, these had been turning points. Slowly but surely, the rift that had grown between brother and sister had begun to heal, with a certain redhead bullying them into sharing a meal once a week, no matter the other commitments they might have. Oh, there had still been those road trips Helena had taken to going on, always seeming to return to Earth to explore the countries that never seemed to make it onto travel programs. But those trips had become shorter, this last not more than a month, and she had returned home, surprising herself with the old, much-missed feeling of anticipation when it came to thoughts of her family.

Jon might be in Vancouver, but he was only a phone call away, as was Desmond, the unexpected bigger big brother who had made himself known almost a year before now. Helena knew she had to drop in on Old Man Granger before news of her arrival filtered through to him from other lips. The big house at Maple Grove, with its curious mix of the welcoming and intimidating, awaited her as she made her way across the grounds and into the house itself, barely sparing a glance for the unfamiliar man standing patiently in the wide hallway. She let herself into the study with a wide smile for her great-uncle, laughing as the ever-exuberant Cosmo - left behind while Jon, Vicki, and Emily were on Earth - came bounding over to greet her.

As she knelt to hug the excited collie, her eyes drifted to another unfamiliar face ....a teenaged girl, sat awkwardly in the corner of one of the wide couches, watching her with wary curiosity. There was something about her; something in the set of the eyes, perhaps, or the line of her jaw. Lena's blue eyes traveled to Humphrey, one brow rising in a manner so reminiscent of her famous brother, inquiring without words.

The Old Man smirked, nodding, and gestured toward the girl sitting near him. "Helena, welcome home after your ludicrously long holiday," he greeted her, warm and gruff as usual. "Have you met your sister?"

Dru Granger

Date: 2013-09-05 08:57 EST
There was something oddly reassuring about the obvious awkwardness Helena felt around her, Dru had decided a few hours later. Admittedly, Humphrey could have dropped the news on her a little less abruptly, but Dru was beginning to get the sense that this was the way things were done in the Grangers. You didn't waste time p*ssyfooting around when you could just as easily drop a clanger and watch the fallout straightaway.

It appeared as though Helena - my sister - had only recently returned from a journey herself, and once she'd said her hellos to the Old Man, as she called him, Lena had pretty much tucked Dru under her arm and taken her out of the big house to a smaller, but still impressive house she called Willow Manor. Apparently this was David Granger's home, when he'd lived, and though Jon had moved out, Lena still called it home herself. They'd been greeted at the door by a beautiful grey cat, a little imperious, but obviously pleased to see Helena home again, rubbing all over her mistress' legs almost before they got inside.

Dru had then found herself roped into helping Helena unpack while they began the sticky process of getting to know each other. She'd learned a good many things during that period of busy-ness - about the countries Helena had visited; about Helena's education and her role as a junior textile designer in the Granger family business; about Jon, and his wife and daughter, and the fact that they were on Earth right now; about Desmond, and his fiancee and her daughter, and the fact that he was on Earth, too. And somehow, she'd found herself sharing equivalent information about her own life, too - about her schooling in Tirisano, and the principality itself; about her hope to find a place to study here in Rhy'Din; about the loss of her mother and uncle so recently, and her previous intention to come here and have it out with her long-absent father; and about how strange and new everything she had seen in this city was to her.

Though the conversation flowed, the awkwardness had remained, no doubt as a consequence of past difficulties she had yet to learn about. But eventually, Helena had begun to settle down, and Dru found herself drawn into an animated conversation about the various colleges and schools in and around Rhy'Din itself. As they talked, she couldn't help wondering if this was what it was meant to feel like, to have an older sister, hoping to cultivate this relationship the longer she stayed here. And she didn't doubt that it would help to be comfortable with Helena before Jon and Des got back from whatever it was they were doing.

By the end of the afternoon, she had somehow been talked into coming to live with Helena in Willow Manor while she was in Rhy'Din, as well as a tour of some of the more prominent colleges around the city, to help her make up her mind as to what it was she was going to study and where. Somehow, her right royal mess had resolved itself, thanks to the welcoming persistence of her father's side of the family. Perhaps she had something to thank David Granger for, after all.