One of the quirks of Rufus' job was an inability to wrangle his Slayer into a regular face to face meeting. He'd long since come to terms with it, provided that Shen Lei checked in over the phone every couple of days, but after a couple of months without an eyes on, he had finally pinned her down into coming to their shared office in the city for a debrief. Which was why the sound of his keys in the lock of the house he shared with Miranda on Maple Grove was quite so unexpected. More unexpected still was the note of utter panic in his voice as it reverberated through the house. "Miri! I need you!"
It wasn't unusual for Rufus to leave the house at the Grove on a regular basis. Miranda knew what he did for a living and knew he had "business" to take care of in the city that needed his personal attention. So long as it didn't involve him putting his own life in danger, she was satisfied to let him tend to his own matters without interfering. He tended to keep a lot of it close to his chest so as not to worry her, or so she believed. Now that Kaylee and Taylor were no longer in danger and off on their honeymoon, it gave her a little time to work on some new designs she was planning for a spring gala at the shop. She wasn't expecting him home for some hours yet, so when the shout came from another part of the house, she nearly jumped out of her skin, sucking in a startled breath that was on the verge of a shriek. Thankfully, she recognized the voice as belonging to her beloved husband, but there was something in the tone that worried her. "Rufus?" she queried, heart pounding, as she hurried toward the sound of his voice, looking almost as panicked as he sounded. "What is it' What's wrong?"
She found him standing in the open doorway that led from the porch, mouthing like a fish out of water. He looked pale, that panic definitely clear in his eyes. "I ....there's ..." He gave up, sighing heavily. "This is beyond me." He stepped aside to reveal his companion. Shen Lei offered Miranda a wave from the porch, her usual laconic self despite the rather monumental surprise that wasn't exactly well hidden. Outlined by the hang of her jacket and the very snug fit of her clothes, the Slayer was pregnant. Definitively, unmistakably pregnant. "He only fainted once," she offered, leaning against the doorframe. "So am I coming in, or do I get chained up in the yard until I drop the sprog?"
Miranda looked at him quizzically, cupping his face in her hands and looking him over quickly for injury or some other hurt. "What is it' Are you hurt' What's going on?" she asked, in a bit of a panic herself, touching his forehead to check for a fever and finding none. In fact, she could find nothing physically wrong with him at all. It was only when he stepped aside to reveal his companion that Miranda let out a gasp of surprise. "Oh my goodness!" she exclaimed, glancing to and fro to make sure no other Grangers were lurking about before grabbing them each by a hand and tugging them inside the house. "Get in here. Quick!"
Rufus was only too pleased to be pulled inside. He'd very nearly passed out when Lei had first shown up at the office, babbling nonsense while he pushed her into the car and drove to the Grove, his only thought that Miranda would know what to do. Slayers weren't supposed to reach 25 years old, as Lei had done; they certainly weren't supposed to get pregnant! Dragged in by her Watcher's wife, Lei pushed the door shut behind her, evidently not all that sure what the problem was. "Okay, now you both look like I just dropped a bomb on you," she pointed out. "Is there any coffee here?"
"A bomb?" Miranda laughed, but there wasn't much humor in her voice. She knew enough about what Rufus and Lei did for a living that this wasn't supposed to have happened, and she didn't really need to ask how it had happened either. That much was obvious enough, though she didn't know the particulars. "Coffee" No, no coffee. Not for you. Tea, maybe. With a splash of milk, but no coffee. It's not good for the baby," she informed the young and very pregnant slayer. Her gaze darted to Rufus for an instant before she turned and started toward the kitchen. "Come with me."
"No coffee" What, am I being punished or something?" Lei whined, grumbling under her breath at the older woman's firm insistence on proper beverages. She thumped Rufus in the stomach. "C'mon, dude, your wife's laying down the law." Following after Miranda and Lei, it was safe to say that Rufus was in a state of shock. He had no idea what to do in this situation. It was his fault Lei had virtually no social skills, and now she was breeding. That was utterly beyond him.
"I will not ask how this happened because that much is obvious," Miranda started as she moved about the kitchen preparing not only tea, but sandwiches. Who said she didn't know her way around the kitchen when it was necessary' "Rufus, would you please sit down before you fall over?" she asked her husband pointedly, more worried about him than the slayer, who obviously lacked common sense where birth control was concerned.
"Oh, come on, it's not like I went out of my way to get knocked up," Lei complained, shoving Rufus down into a seat at the table when it became obvious that being in shock had somehow rendered his ability to think and act null for the time being. The man thumped down into a seat, groaned, and dropped his face into his hands. "Oh, this is a disaster ..."
"Sit," she ordered Lei, indicating a chair with the table knife she held in her hand, not taking no for an answer and not putting up with her lack of respect for her elders. That was her husband the slayer was shoving around, after all, and if the girl needed a good scolding, Miranda was just the person to give it to her. "As for you," she started, looking to her poor husband. "It isn't anything women haven't been doing since the dawn of time. We will deal with this, just as we did once before," she informed him very matter-of-factly before turning to finish making the sandwiches.
Rolling her eyes, Lei planted herself at the table, letting out a long-suffering sigh. "If I'd known all this was going to happen, I'd have stayed away until the sprog got out of jail free," she muttered, not too quietly. Rufus, however, reminded of what had happened the last time a woman in his life had gotten pregnant, turned anguished eyes onto Miranda. He couldn't send Lei away. He was responsible for her, and a fine hash of things he'd made of it, too. "How, Miri?" he asked, defeated already.
"Yes, and that would solve everything, wouldn't it?" Miranda countered. It was a good thing she didn't see Lei's eye roll or the young woman might have received a good tongue-lashing. While she sympathized with Lei's situation and knew Rufus thought of her as a daughter of sorts, she would not tolerate her disrespect, especially when the two of them were trying to help. "Yes, why don't you disappear for another....how far along are you?" she asked, turning to look at the girl and judge how far along she was just by look. "Five months maybe? And what would you do then" Drop it off on someone's doorstep?" She held up a hand to Rufus to silence him for a moment.
"I can look after a baby," Lei defended herself, her prickly attitude rising in response to Miranda's comments. "I've been looking after myself and it for a few months now, I can handle this. It's not my fault that Rufus went off at the deep end when he saw me!"
It wasn't unusual for Rufus to leave the house at the Grove on a regular basis. Miranda knew what he did for a living and knew he had "business" to take care of in the city that needed his personal attention. So long as it didn't involve him putting his own life in danger, she was satisfied to let him tend to his own matters without interfering. He tended to keep a lot of it close to his chest so as not to worry her, or so she believed. Now that Kaylee and Taylor were no longer in danger and off on their honeymoon, it gave her a little time to work on some new designs she was planning for a spring gala at the shop. She wasn't expecting him home for some hours yet, so when the shout came from another part of the house, she nearly jumped out of her skin, sucking in a startled breath that was on the verge of a shriek. Thankfully, she recognized the voice as belonging to her beloved husband, but there was something in the tone that worried her. "Rufus?" she queried, heart pounding, as she hurried toward the sound of his voice, looking almost as panicked as he sounded. "What is it' What's wrong?"
She found him standing in the open doorway that led from the porch, mouthing like a fish out of water. He looked pale, that panic definitely clear in his eyes. "I ....there's ..." He gave up, sighing heavily. "This is beyond me." He stepped aside to reveal his companion. Shen Lei offered Miranda a wave from the porch, her usual laconic self despite the rather monumental surprise that wasn't exactly well hidden. Outlined by the hang of her jacket and the very snug fit of her clothes, the Slayer was pregnant. Definitively, unmistakably pregnant. "He only fainted once," she offered, leaning against the doorframe. "So am I coming in, or do I get chained up in the yard until I drop the sprog?"
Miranda looked at him quizzically, cupping his face in her hands and looking him over quickly for injury or some other hurt. "What is it' Are you hurt' What's going on?" she asked, in a bit of a panic herself, touching his forehead to check for a fever and finding none. In fact, she could find nothing physically wrong with him at all. It was only when he stepped aside to reveal his companion that Miranda let out a gasp of surprise. "Oh my goodness!" she exclaimed, glancing to and fro to make sure no other Grangers were lurking about before grabbing them each by a hand and tugging them inside the house. "Get in here. Quick!"
Rufus was only too pleased to be pulled inside. He'd very nearly passed out when Lei had first shown up at the office, babbling nonsense while he pushed her into the car and drove to the Grove, his only thought that Miranda would know what to do. Slayers weren't supposed to reach 25 years old, as Lei had done; they certainly weren't supposed to get pregnant! Dragged in by her Watcher's wife, Lei pushed the door shut behind her, evidently not all that sure what the problem was. "Okay, now you both look like I just dropped a bomb on you," she pointed out. "Is there any coffee here?"
"A bomb?" Miranda laughed, but there wasn't much humor in her voice. She knew enough about what Rufus and Lei did for a living that this wasn't supposed to have happened, and she didn't really need to ask how it had happened either. That much was obvious enough, though she didn't know the particulars. "Coffee" No, no coffee. Not for you. Tea, maybe. With a splash of milk, but no coffee. It's not good for the baby," she informed the young and very pregnant slayer. Her gaze darted to Rufus for an instant before she turned and started toward the kitchen. "Come with me."
"No coffee" What, am I being punished or something?" Lei whined, grumbling under her breath at the older woman's firm insistence on proper beverages. She thumped Rufus in the stomach. "C'mon, dude, your wife's laying down the law." Following after Miranda and Lei, it was safe to say that Rufus was in a state of shock. He had no idea what to do in this situation. It was his fault Lei had virtually no social skills, and now she was breeding. That was utterly beyond him.
"I will not ask how this happened because that much is obvious," Miranda started as she moved about the kitchen preparing not only tea, but sandwiches. Who said she didn't know her way around the kitchen when it was necessary' "Rufus, would you please sit down before you fall over?" she asked her husband pointedly, more worried about him than the slayer, who obviously lacked common sense where birth control was concerned.
"Oh, come on, it's not like I went out of my way to get knocked up," Lei complained, shoving Rufus down into a seat at the table when it became obvious that being in shock had somehow rendered his ability to think and act null for the time being. The man thumped down into a seat, groaned, and dropped his face into his hands. "Oh, this is a disaster ..."
"Sit," she ordered Lei, indicating a chair with the table knife she held in her hand, not taking no for an answer and not putting up with her lack of respect for her elders. That was her husband the slayer was shoving around, after all, and if the girl needed a good scolding, Miranda was just the person to give it to her. "As for you," she started, looking to her poor husband. "It isn't anything women haven't been doing since the dawn of time. We will deal with this, just as we did once before," she informed him very matter-of-factly before turning to finish making the sandwiches.
Rolling her eyes, Lei planted herself at the table, letting out a long-suffering sigh. "If I'd known all this was going to happen, I'd have stayed away until the sprog got out of jail free," she muttered, not too quietly. Rufus, however, reminded of what had happened the last time a woman in his life had gotten pregnant, turned anguished eyes onto Miranda. He couldn't send Lei away. He was responsible for her, and a fine hash of things he'd made of it, too. "How, Miri?" he asked, defeated already.
"Yes, and that would solve everything, wouldn't it?" Miranda countered. It was a good thing she didn't see Lei's eye roll or the young woman might have received a good tongue-lashing. While she sympathized with Lei's situation and knew Rufus thought of her as a daughter of sorts, she would not tolerate her disrespect, especially when the two of them were trying to help. "Yes, why don't you disappear for another....how far along are you?" she asked, turning to look at the girl and judge how far along she was just by look. "Five months maybe? And what would you do then" Drop it off on someone's doorstep?" She held up a hand to Rufus to silence him for a moment.
"I can look after a baby," Lei defended herself, her prickly attitude rising in response to Miranda's comments. "I've been looking after myself and it for a few months now, I can handle this. It's not my fault that Rufus went off at the deep end when he saw me!"