There were few things more enjoyable than an over-excited child sharing her over-excitedness with the world in general. However, in some situations, it just wasn't appropriate - a dress fitting was definitely one of them. Lyneth wasn't known for being able to stand still at the best of times, and it didn't help that she was trying to bend over and watch what Miranda was doing all the time. But then, she had been very good during Piper's fitting, keeping still and quiet as her mother was pulled, pinched, and tugged about to get her wedding dress fitted perfectly. And now it was Lynnie's turn. Currently the tiny girl was bent almost double, her small face not far from Miranda's, peering at the hem in the woman's hand. "How'd you get it all neat and stuff?"
Miranda would have laughed, except for the fact that she was holding several straight pins in her mouth and the last thing she wanted to do was swallow them. Instead, she sighed and leaned back on her heels before pulling the pins from between her lips. "Lyneth, you little imp..." She reached out to tweak the child's nose. "If you don't stand up straight, it's going to come out all crooked. You don't want to look crooked, do you?" She had already told the little girl this at least once before, but it seemed Lyneth couldn't help her own curiosity.
"But I want to see what you're doin'," the tiny girl complained, obediently straightening up with a long-suffering sigh.
Behind Miranda, Piper swallowed a laugh at her daughter's ridiculous behavior, herself already changed back into her own clothes while she waited. "Lynnie, just be glad you don't have boobs yet," she told the Fae-child. "Getting a dress to fit over them is very tricky."
"Don't I know it!" Miranda remarked, mostly to herself. Piper wasn't too overly endowed, but the other bride who was part of this double wedding, and who just happened to be Miranda's daughter, was another matter. "Tell you what..." Miranda started, beaming an impish smile of her own at the little girl. "You stay perfectly still for five more minutes, and I'll buy you an ice cream."
"I can make boobies if you want," Lynnie began to offer, only to be cut off by the promise of ice cream. Her turquoise eyes lit up with hopeful excitement, the sweet little face producing a grin that was perfectly angelic and at the same time mischievous as all hell. "Can I have choklit ice cream?" she asked Miranda, not daring to turn that question onto Piper. The last two times Lyneth had eaten ice cream, the result had been vomit, but to be fair, that had to do with the sheer amount of the sweet treat she'd ingested.
"Only if you stand still," Miranda replied, emphasizing each word with a playful tap of a finger against Lyneth's pug nose. "Don't rush things, Lyneth. You'll have boobies soon enough and then you'll be complaining about having to wear a bra, like the rest of it." She bent over again, this time pinning the hem straight instead of sewing it. She'd have a much easier time sewing it without a certain little girl wiggling around inside of it.
"You, little woman, are getting entirely too good at manipulating adults for your own gain," Piper informed her daughter through a smile. But Lyneth had been good today, better than she had been expecting. The treat was coming anyway.
"But you lubs me anyway, doesn't you?" the tiny girl demanded, standing as straight as she could while Miranda moved around on her knees to get the hem pinned straight. "And if I wanted, my boobies wouldn't never need a bar."
"A bra," Miranda corrected as she folded up the hem and stuck another pin or two in the fabric. "You are going to look as pretty as a fairy princess in this dress, Lynnie dear," Miranda remarked, rather proud of her work, though without a pretty girl to wear such a creation, there wasn't much point in it. "You should have seen your Aunt Bethany when she got her first bra. You'd think it was the end of the world."
Lyneth giggled, the sound surprisingly filthy from such a little person. "Bef'ny's got big boobies," she agreed impishly. "An' she doesn't always wear a bar - bra - when Uncle Jason's around. Like he doesn't always wear knickers when she is."
Piper's head snapped up at this, the warning look in her eyes very nearly lost in the smile that was trying very hard to make itself known on her face. She glanced at Miranda. "Maybe I should talk to them about keeping their door shut when they're staying with us."
Miranda was about to agree with Lyneth's assessment of her own daughter's ample bosom when the girl continued, alluding to possibly having seen more than anyone - especially a young child - should have seen. She was shocked for just a split second before dissolving into a fit of giggles of her own. "Hopefully, they can wait until after the wedding to make me a gramma," she remarked. Miranda drew a sigh and leaned back on her heels again, smiling widely at the little girl in front of her who was dressed up all pretty in pink. "There, now. All done. Would you like to have a look in the mirror?"
"I've got a Gramma," Lyneth informed Miranda with a certain air of smug superiority. "An' I got a Granpa, too. They don't come here very much." Offered the opportunity to see herself in her pretty flower girl dress, she instantly forgot whatever it was she had been about to say about her grandparents, bouncing on her little bare feet with excitement. "Oooh, can I" Do I look all pretty and stuff, like Mummy did in her dress" Can I see Auntie Bef'ny's dress, too' An' keep this for myself?"
Miranda glanced over at Lyneth in her flower girl dress, a whimsical frown on her face that might have been mistaken for thoughtfulness. She was thinking about her own Bethany when she was that age and how quickly she'd grown up. Too fast, really. Was she really getting married? Miranda blinked the tears away before either of her guests could notice, knowing she was going to be a sobbing mess come the wedding day.
"You look absolutely scrumptious!" a male voice declared, and Miranda turned to find Desmond had somehow snuck in without being noticed. Thankfully, Miranda had already tucked Piper's dress away for safekeeping.
Miranda would have laughed, except for the fact that she was holding several straight pins in her mouth and the last thing she wanted to do was swallow them. Instead, she sighed and leaned back on her heels before pulling the pins from between her lips. "Lyneth, you little imp..." She reached out to tweak the child's nose. "If you don't stand up straight, it's going to come out all crooked. You don't want to look crooked, do you?" She had already told the little girl this at least once before, but it seemed Lyneth couldn't help her own curiosity.
"But I want to see what you're doin'," the tiny girl complained, obediently straightening up with a long-suffering sigh.
Behind Miranda, Piper swallowed a laugh at her daughter's ridiculous behavior, herself already changed back into her own clothes while she waited. "Lynnie, just be glad you don't have boobs yet," she told the Fae-child. "Getting a dress to fit over them is very tricky."
"Don't I know it!" Miranda remarked, mostly to herself. Piper wasn't too overly endowed, but the other bride who was part of this double wedding, and who just happened to be Miranda's daughter, was another matter. "Tell you what..." Miranda started, beaming an impish smile of her own at the little girl. "You stay perfectly still for five more minutes, and I'll buy you an ice cream."
"I can make boobies if you want," Lynnie began to offer, only to be cut off by the promise of ice cream. Her turquoise eyes lit up with hopeful excitement, the sweet little face producing a grin that was perfectly angelic and at the same time mischievous as all hell. "Can I have choklit ice cream?" she asked Miranda, not daring to turn that question onto Piper. The last two times Lyneth had eaten ice cream, the result had been vomit, but to be fair, that had to do with the sheer amount of the sweet treat she'd ingested.
"Only if you stand still," Miranda replied, emphasizing each word with a playful tap of a finger against Lyneth's pug nose. "Don't rush things, Lyneth. You'll have boobies soon enough and then you'll be complaining about having to wear a bra, like the rest of it." She bent over again, this time pinning the hem straight instead of sewing it. She'd have a much easier time sewing it without a certain little girl wiggling around inside of it.
"You, little woman, are getting entirely too good at manipulating adults for your own gain," Piper informed her daughter through a smile. But Lyneth had been good today, better than she had been expecting. The treat was coming anyway.
"But you lubs me anyway, doesn't you?" the tiny girl demanded, standing as straight as she could while Miranda moved around on her knees to get the hem pinned straight. "And if I wanted, my boobies wouldn't never need a bar."
"A bra," Miranda corrected as she folded up the hem and stuck another pin or two in the fabric. "You are going to look as pretty as a fairy princess in this dress, Lynnie dear," Miranda remarked, rather proud of her work, though without a pretty girl to wear such a creation, there wasn't much point in it. "You should have seen your Aunt Bethany when she got her first bra. You'd think it was the end of the world."
Lyneth giggled, the sound surprisingly filthy from such a little person. "Bef'ny's got big boobies," she agreed impishly. "An' she doesn't always wear a bar - bra - when Uncle Jason's around. Like he doesn't always wear knickers when she is."
Piper's head snapped up at this, the warning look in her eyes very nearly lost in the smile that was trying very hard to make itself known on her face. She glanced at Miranda. "Maybe I should talk to them about keeping their door shut when they're staying with us."
Miranda was about to agree with Lyneth's assessment of her own daughter's ample bosom when the girl continued, alluding to possibly having seen more than anyone - especially a young child - should have seen. She was shocked for just a split second before dissolving into a fit of giggles of her own. "Hopefully, they can wait until after the wedding to make me a gramma," she remarked. Miranda drew a sigh and leaned back on her heels again, smiling widely at the little girl in front of her who was dressed up all pretty in pink. "There, now. All done. Would you like to have a look in the mirror?"
"I've got a Gramma," Lyneth informed Miranda with a certain air of smug superiority. "An' I got a Granpa, too. They don't come here very much." Offered the opportunity to see herself in her pretty flower girl dress, she instantly forgot whatever it was she had been about to say about her grandparents, bouncing on her little bare feet with excitement. "Oooh, can I" Do I look all pretty and stuff, like Mummy did in her dress" Can I see Auntie Bef'ny's dress, too' An' keep this for myself?"
Miranda glanced over at Lyneth in her flower girl dress, a whimsical frown on her face that might have been mistaken for thoughtfulness. She was thinking about her own Bethany when she was that age and how quickly she'd grown up. Too fast, really. Was she really getting married? Miranda blinked the tears away before either of her guests could notice, knowing she was going to be a sobbing mess come the wedding day.
"You look absolutely scrumptious!" a male voice declared, and Miranda turned to find Desmond had somehow snuck in without being noticed. Thankfully, Miranda had already tucked Piper's dress away for safekeeping.