Topic: Hemmelighet Meldinger

NorseLady

Date: 2015-02-20 10:12 EST
For a while now Shy has wanted a communicator in order to send private messages to Victor when he is at work. So on a cold winters day she went into the city and purchased a set. They are similar in size and appearance to a cell phone, yet nothing more than a texting device.

Black and gray in colour. Sleek and slim with a large screen for optimal viewing of messages. And a smooth sliding keyboard which locks into place.

The devices have been programmed. Shy and Victor have chosen their display names, and both have picked a sound effect for their incoming messages. Sitting side-by-side on the sofa they decide to send 'test' messages, making sure everything is working properly.

Victor is eager to hear what sound Shy chose, and texts first.

(wolf howl)

ShdwLrdVic: Hi!

What sound did Victor choose? Shy finds out quickly enough.

(guess who)

SheWolfShy: My arse still hurts fra rollerskating.

ShdwLrdVic: I could rub it.

SheWolfShy: You could also kiss it.


(adapted from live RP)

NorseLady

Date: 2015-03-10 00:26 EST
SheWolfShy: Godt kveld, min elskling. Hvordan er du?

SheWolfShy: Jeg savner deg og elsker dere!

SheWolfShy: I will be at your shoppe soon, med dessert.

NorseLady

Date: 2015-04-09 12:40 EST
SheWolfShy: Hva kind of cookies do you want, Victor"

SheWolfShy: Oatmeal or peanut butter"

Rage and Shadow

Date: 2015-04-09 12:48 EST
ShdwLrdVic: Oatmeal

NorseLady

Date: 2015-07-05 13:57 EST
The time has come for Shy to sail the sea of RhyDin's 'humanity' via her communicator. Very few people outside of her crew even know that she has a texting device. That is about to change.

Shy begins randomly pressing numbers and sending a message. Who will end up being her unwitting victims" Will anyone respond"

The same message is sent to all:

SheWolfShy: Godt dag. Guten tag. Hola. Bonjour. Buon giorno. Konnichiwa. Aloha. Na-nu Na-nu!

SheWolfShy: I am Shylah Vulpecula. Hvem are you?

Mach

Date: 2015-07-05 16:07 EST
Text to Shylah "Shyshy": You have reached the U.T.R.A. Intelligence offices, a drone will be sent momentarily to your GPS tracked location to investigate. Please lie face down with your ankles crossed and your fingers laced behind your head.

A few moments later

Text to Shylah "Shyshy": I'm kidding! Heya Shyshy Text to Shylah "Shyshy": It'sa me, Mach-io! Text to Shylah "Shyshy": Or the guy you keep calling Eli :p Text to Shylah "Shyshy": I'm moving and grooving, how're you? Text to Shylah "Shyshy": I am curious how you got my number Text to Shylah "Shyshy": Not that I mind, just wondering who's been giving out my contact Text to Shylah "Shyshy": Or have you sought this out personally because you've become smitten and obsessive about me #-.-# Text to Shylah "Shyshy": Sorry darling, flattered as I am you and I must restrain ourselves XDDD

Mairead Harker

Date: 2015-07-05 17:09 EST
While it was her mother's phone, Maggie was allowed to answer Shy's message with a kids' message app.

Text to SheWolfShy from Kid Clover: Hiya Miss Shy, it's Maggie! Text to SheWolfShy from Kid Clover: Would you like to visit our island and go fishing with us? We can swim, too!

Myrlene Spiritor

Date: 2015-07-05 17:51 EST
Text to SheWolfShy: Hiya Shylah! Text to SheWolfShy: I didn't know you had a phone. Text to SheWolfShy: Should totally hang together in the mountains. Text to SheWolfShy: Oops. This is Myrlene's number by the way. Text to SheWolfShy: I have a neat, snowy kingdom now. Text to SheWolfShy: Okay text ya later. Gotta go work more snow.

Sean

Date: 2015-07-05 17:58 EST
Text to SheWolfShy: Hello there. You've reached Sean Walley. Text to SheWolfShy: Do you need me to look over a pet" Text to SheWolfShy: Or do you have need of a doctor who asks no questions" Text to SheWolfShy: Stop by the A.R.K. Vet Clinic if you ever need anything.

NorseLady

Date: 2015-07-05 20:10 EST
A dimpled smile forms as she begins receiving messages from the 'victims' of her impulsive random texting. Perhaps some will call it 'hitting pay dirt'. She considers it as finding treasure, and is thrilled at the responses!

The numbers of those who text back will be stored away for future reference.

SheWolfShy: Eli! I mean Mach-io!

Shy is chortling while she texts back. She finds the nickname of 'Mach-io' quite amusing!

SheWolfShy: Do you intend on calling me "Shyshy" na" SheWolfShy: Please explain hva U.T.R.A. means, as well as GPS. SheWolfShy: Since I dislike bees I prefer that you do not send a drone to min hus (unless the male bee is going to pollinate my flower garden). SheWolfShy: I am alive and fint, takk for the asking. Hvordan did I get your number" 'Twas nought but a lucky happenstance. Lucky for you, ja! SheWolfShy: I know hva XXX and OOO mean at the end of a missive, but hva do these represent": #-.-# and XDDD SheWolfShy: Are you flirting med me" Are you smitten"

——-

She is so very, very pleased to receive a message from one of her favourite youngsters ....Kid Clover!

SheWolfShy: Maggie!! Hvordan har du det i dag"! SheWolfShy: I was unawares you have a communication device. 'Tis fantastisk! SheWolfShy: I very much shall enjoy visiting your "ya and to catch some fisk, og swim. Just let me know n"r og hvor! SheWolfShy: I eagerly await to hear fra you again!

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Eyes widen and eyebrows raise when the next message appears. Her texting definitely went far and wide, or so she thinks!

SheWolfShy: Greetings Myrlene! Hva a surpirse! 'Tis long since we have crossed paths! SheWolfShy: I actually do not have a phone, just a texting device. SheWolfShy: I simply adore mountains and snowy kingdoms. Hvor is yours located" SheWolfShy: Hva do you mean by "gotta go work more snow."

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Hopefully, Dr. Walley is not in the midst of treating someone's pet when he gets her message.

SheWolfShy: Godt dag, Sean Walley! SheWolfShy: Min pets are fint, takk for inquiring. SheWolfShy: I am curious. As a doktor if you ask nei questions, hvordan do you get any answers" SheWolfShy: Oh! One more thing! Hva do the letters A.R.K. mean?

Sean

Date: 2015-07-05 21:07 EST
Text to SheWolfShy: Good to hear someone has pets doing well. Text to SheWolfShy: Most seeking me as a Doctor not a Vet rather not answer why they want me and not a regular Doctor. Text to SheWolfShy: A.R.K. is Animals of Rhy'Din's Kingdom. I treat all mundane and mythical beasts.

Myrlene Spiritor

Date: 2015-07-05 21:14 EST
Text to SheWolfShy: Oh, well, I'm a deity. No surprise. I handle Ice and Winter. Text to SheWolfShy: My place is in the mountain south of Rhy'Din City. Text to SheWolfShy: It's a kingdom called Winter Paws. I am slowly creating it. I can make it snow and make ice.

Ammy Spiritor

Date: 2015-07-05 21:18 EST
Ammy's Eye Com lit up with a text message Icon. Placing upon her ear, she read the messages on the HUD that was before her eye. A soft smile.

Text to SheWolfShy: Hello Shylah. This is Ammy Spiritor. Text to SheWolfShy: I hope all is well. Text to SheWolfShy: I am sorry for any rudeness I have visited upon you in the years past. Text to SheWolfShy: How are you and Victor?

Mairead Harker

Date: 2015-07-05 21:58 EST
Maggie did her best to read what was written in Shy's native language.

Text to SheWolfShy: I'm doing well, takk! How are you? Text to SheWolfShy: This is Mama's phone, but she said I could answer you because you are my very good friend. Text to SheWolfShy: Not many people she let's me answer, but she said it's safe to send messages to you. Text to SheWolfShy: Da said it was ok to ask you over. When we catch fish, he cooks them on the camping fire. Uncle Bertie likes to cook on a grill. Text to SheWolfShy: We have school break soon. Any day then will be good! Text to SheWolfShy: Let me know when! If you would like to stay over, we have a tent to sleep on the beach or a guest room in the house.

NorseLady

Date: 2015-07-06 11:40 EST
Once again Shy is astonished upon receiving a response from another Lupe. Sends a reply to Ms. Spiritor:

SheWolfShy: Greetings, Ammy. SheWolfShy: Life always has its ups og downs, you know. Apology accepted. SheWolfShy: I am alive og fint, as is Victor. Takk for the asking. SheWolfShy: Hvordan har du det i dag?

NorseLady

Date: 2015-07-06 11:56 EST
Kid Clover easily makes Shy smile, especially when explaining about the fish. In fact, it has her chuckling.

SheWolfShy: I am fint, Maggie. Takk! SheWolfShy: 'Tis true, I am your godt friend. Please tell your Mor I said 'tusen takk' for allowing you to communicate med me on the devices. SheWolfShy: 'Tis a small matter to me if the fisk is cooked o'er a campfire or on a grill. As long as nei burning occurs, ja" SheWolfShy: I am tenkning a godt dag to visit you og remain o'ernatt would be on a L"rdag (Saturday). Is that all right med your folks? SheWolfShy: If weather permits, I should enjoy sleeping in a tent on the beach.

Mach

Date: 2015-07-06 13:44 EST
Mach-io: But of course I'm going to call you Shyshy! XD Mach-io: U.T.R.A. I get, GPS" guess you really aren't the sort for tech Mach-io: That's how I sorta had you pegged as ;>.> Mach-io: U.T.R.A " Unified Tanga Republic Army' the friendly folks I work for 8D Mach-io: GPS " Global Positioning System' way to locate someone with technological wizardry! Mach-io: Drone - " well, yeah, I guess that could be a bee, was more talking robotic flying death machine, why was a joke yeah" Mach-io: And yes lucky me! To be in contact with a splendored pearl like you >3< Mach-io: You don't know about emoji and emoticons!"! OoO Mach-io: Darling, you are missing a whole world of subtext and subterfuge not knowing that! Mach-io: I shall have to be your techno guru, the master to your scribeness as it were XD Mach-io: Well, later, jackinapse brothers want to go hit up a bar or four ;>.> Mach-io: And flirting with a beauty as you? Last time I checked my pulse I was alive so duh ^.^ Mach-io: And hey, my pulse is still there! Mach-io: But alas my I am already smitten and pining my heart to another so much my better but then even scoundrels must dream large yeah" Mach-io: Crushing, I know, but surely a lovely pearl as you must have to have quite the impressive stick to beat back the long line of men and/or women and/or gender inbetween of your preference! Mach-io: Anywho! TTYL Shyshy XXX!

NorseLady

Date: 2015-07-06 16:06 EST
Shy reads all of Eli's texts, then reads them twice more. There is a lot of information in his communications that has her wondering just what in Hel goes through that mind of his. Some of what he relays will be written in her journal, for sure. After all, she mayhap need to reference it again one day.

SheWolfShy: Mach-io, hvordan do you want to call me Shyshy' Is not one Shy sufficient enough" SheWolfShy: Takk for the compliments. They are appreciated. SheWolfShy: I do not care to be called 'darling', though. Or 'honey'/'hon'/'dear'. I find those navns to be endearments that should be kept for your lady love only. SheWolfShy: Ja, I am old-fashioned that way! SheWolfShy: As min techno guru, hva all does that include" I am aware of the high magics (wizardry) used by many in this land. SheWolfShy: Hvem are the Jackinapse bror's" SheWolfShy: Just so you know min langskip only sails toward males n"r it koms to romance. SheWolfShy: Nei impressive stick is needed.

Madison Rye

Date: 2015-07-06 19:59 EST
Text to Shylah: Nice surprise hearing from u. While I have ur attn: mind if Detective Dhorgood contacts you? It's re: the Bunny Bastage. XO

NorseLady

Date: 2015-07-06 22:42 EST
Shy stares at the text message for a few moments before slowly blinking her light blue eyes. Well now, other than her crew there are only two people who know that she refers to a particular male as the 'bunny bastage': Miss Madison, and the bastage himself.

She will have to be a tad sly when responding. If it is Miss Madison she certainly does not want to offend her since she likes the woman. If it is Andy she wants him to know she has not forgotten about him. This could turn out to be a tricky situation!

SheWolfShy: 'Tis unexpected hearing fra you, as well! SheWolfShy: Hvem (who) is Detective Dhorgood" SheWolfShy: Oh! Hvordan (how) do black-furred rabbits taste"

Ebon Ilnaren

Date: 2015-07-06 23:53 EST
Text to SheWolfShy from BlackKnight: Shylah' Are you text-spamming?

The Redneck

Date: 2015-07-07 01:01 EST
Text to SheWolfShy Shy' Text to SheWolfShy Oh holy-awesome-sauce. It's Thorn. Text to SheWolfShy Thanks for the text-spammage. Gave me a happy-wiggle. Text to SheWolfShy And I'm going to save your number. >.>

Mach

Date: 2015-07-07 12:48 EST
Mach-io: Preference thing yeah' Mach-io: Sorta like calling me Eli when Mach would be sufficient :p Mach-io: Was I complimenting you o.o Mach-io: Oh yeah, right, you've told me such. Sorry #-.-# Mach-io: Grew up in a ghetto in the city, heard those terms all the time, ain't no big thing to me B) Mach-io: Endearment is in actions yeah" Mach-io: Or certain words spoken in the tongue of my peoples o.o Mach-io: Now THOSE are real old fashioned XD

-Long Pause-

Mach-io: Ah ha! It's Norwegian! Mach-io: Some of those words when sounded out by idiots sound like when Sir Lemon is coughing up a hairball ;>.> Mach-io: I dunno....gururee stuff....I can at least set the time on video players... Mach-io: HA! Good joke yeah' NO ONE can set the time on those XDDD Mach-io: XDDD " Laughing, #-.-# - Blushing, ;>.> - uncomfortable truth sorta feel Mach-io: Brothers I got Magic Mike the Thug, Jon Blow the Wise-ass, and Fab Matt the Dumbass. Then I got a sis Bribri the Most Likely to be Successful and Vivi the Wingman Sniper. Mach-io: Probably missing a few more bastards but eh /(-.-)/ Mach-io: Gonna take that as a fancy and Norwegian way of say that your heterosexual? ;>.> Mach-io: Still think takes an impressive stick ^.^ Mach-io: Or an impressive hunky man in your life X3 Mach-io: Or an impressive stick for the impressive hunky man with an impressive stick in your life! XDDD Mach-io: Maybe a carrot :p

Ammy Spiritor

Date: 2015-07-07 13:18 EST
Text to SheWolfShy: I am glad to read that you two are well. True love is a rare gift to find. Text to SheWolfShy: Thank you for forgiving me. My friends are few and precious. Losing any hurts. Text to SheWolfShy: I am not quite sure what your last text meant. Text to SheWolfShy: I am guessing you are asking how I am doing? Text to SheWolfShy: I am doing well. Family is well. Business is well. Text to SheWolfShy: I shall give you a blessing that all receive from me. Text to SheWolfShy: Mowaa ti'i wi'iwoo ki'il oon yom bana. Mowaa goom waam li'ivaas yom tom.

NorseLady

Date: 2015-07-08 07:40 EST
The next 'unknown' to reply has her wondering which kingdom she has reached. She has visited several in the past.

SheWolfShy: Greetings BlackKnight! SheWolfShy: Do you wear shining armor" SheWolfShy: Do you ride a black steed" SheWolfShy: Do you reside in a castle? SheWolfShy: I do not know hva 'text-spamming' means. SheWolfShy: I am a Norse Seafaring Warrior. Some call me a Viking.

NorseLady

Date: 2015-07-08 07:59 EST
When The Redneck sends back a message Shy is simply delighted! Uff da. There is that 'spamming-spammage' thing again.

SheWolfShy: Thorn! SheWolfShy: Hvordan har du det i dag? SheWolfShy: I am exploring med my communications device! SheWolfShy: I shall save your number, too!

NorseLady

Date: 2015-07-08 08:31 EST
"Hmm." Is what she says after reading Eli's texts.

SheWolfShy: Hvem are your people" SheWolfShy: Hva language do they speak" I am multi-lingual. SheWolfShy: I suppose endearments kan be both spoken og shown. SheWolfShy: I tenk you are a bit odd, Mach-io. SheWolfShy: I mean that in a nice way. Please do not be offended. SheWolfShy: Do you consider me to be an idiot' Perhaps I am. SheWolfShy: Some say I am touched in the head. XDDD SheWolfShy: Nei impressive stick is needed.

NorseLady

Date: 2015-07-08 08:51 EST
An arching of one eyebrow as Shy reads Ammy's words, and does her best to sound out each one. What was that Eli mentioned in his message about Sir Lemon coughing up a hairball" She probably sounds like that right now.

SheWolfShy: Greetings again, Ammy. SheWolfShy: Takk for the blessing! SheWolfShy: Please translate it into the common tongue for me, ja"

Ammy Spiritor

Date: 2015-07-08 10:08 EST
Ammy face palmed and almost slapped the Eye Com off of her ear. Of course Shylah wouldn't understand the words. She began rapidly speaking out and the Eye Com dutifully punched in the following text message.

Text to SheWolfShy: Of course Shy! ^.^ Text to SheWolfShy: I forget sometimes that Lupesh only extends so far past the Lupinossai Glade Territory. Text to SheWolfShy: Mowaa ti'i wi'iwoo (May the sun) Text to SheWolfShy: ki'il oon yom bana. (be on your back) Text to SheWolfShy: Mowaa goom waam (May good water) Text to SheWolfShy: li'ivaas yom tom. (fill your belly) Text to SheWolfShy: Oh, hey! Let me know if you ever wanna trade learning Lupesh for me learning, uhm, Viking?

The Redneck

Date: 2015-07-08 17:43 EST
Text to Shy: Hi! I'm doing absolutely wonderful today! How're you? Text to Shy: At least, that's what I think you asked. XD Text to Shy: Explorations and adventures are awesomely fun things!

LadyAjaBird

Date: 2015-07-09 00:30 EST
ABird: Shy! Parker done did it! http://i785.photobucket.com/albums/yy132/ArcadiaBoard/f1ba29e4b3a44432fc818876f19475d7_zps6hfhbtuc.jpg

Madison Rye

Date: 2015-07-09 03:55 EST
Text to Shylah: Best we meet 2 chat. When u free" Text to Shylah: Ask Andy. Is there a symbol for laughing my ass off on this thing" =D xo

NorseLady

Date: 2015-07-09 10:37 EST
SheWolfShy: I am alive and fint, Thorn. Takk for asking. SheWolfShy: Sometimes I get silly ideas. But ... SheWolfShy: I simply adore adventures, og this is one!

NorseLady

Date: 2015-07-09 10:49 EST
Shy has no clue she can receive images on her texting device until her pirate friend sends one. And what an amusing picture it is!

SheWolfShy: Greetings Aja! SheWolfShy: Better Parker than me, ja" SheWolfShy: I am still wary of those vehicles e'en if I do tenk about trying one out some dag. SheWolfShy: The next time I am in Arcadia I have something to show you. SheWolfShy: Oh! Has Edna complained to you about any of my crew yet"

NorseLady

Date: 2015-07-09 10:57 EST
It appears that Miss Madison is the one who Shy 'reached out and touched' with her random texting. That makes the Norse Viking quite glad.

SheWolfShy: 'Tis best if you choose the time og place. I am flexible. SheWolfShy: I am still learning the symbols. Hva are they called? SheWolfShy: Oh ja, emoticons!

Noah Bird

Date: 2015-07-10 02:21 EST
SheWolfShy: Godt dag. Guten tag. Hola. Bonjour. Buon giorno. Konnichiwa. Aloha. Na-nu Na-nu! SheWolfShy: I am Shylah Vulpecula. Hvem are you?

Noah was working on some toys when He got the text from Shy. Brushing the wood dust from his hands.

NoahDBird: Hello, Shy. It's me, Noah NoahDBird: How are you? NoahDBird: Mom told me you are on the water.

Mach

Date: 2015-07-10 12:09 EST
Mach-io: Now THAT sounds impressive! Mach-io: Right movie like yeah" Mach-io: "Who are your people?", "My people are FREEEEEEE!!!" XDDD Mach-io: ;>.> Or maybe that's just me Mach-io: I make no claims on sensibility or intoxicated freeness for my texts x_x Mach-io: I'm from Tang (planet) and speak Common and Tanjar (with a heavy primer in many earthrealm languages cause those seem popular round these parts o.o) Mach-io: And I think I a LOT odd, no offense taken Mach-io: So long as your not offending me with something sharp, pointy, or likely to maim, kill, or both we're pretty golden X3 Mach-io: And of course I don't consider you an idiot! Mach-io: Believe me, if there's an idiot in this equation it's not you >.< Mach-io: Think you're confusing my particular brand of glib and irreverent for condescending and low opinion Mach-io: Which it totes is not Mach-io: And fine, fine, no sticks or chains or vegetables" >.>

NorseLady

Date: 2015-07-10 13:39 EST
SheWolfShy: Noah. Noah Bird!

Could it be the Norse god, ?"inn, replying" Nei. It is only Shy.

SheWolfShy: I am alive og fint. Takk for the asking. SheWolfShy: You are also well" SheWolfShy: I am oft on the water. SheWolfShy: Or on the land. SheWolfShy: Or on min steed. SheWolfShy: Or on min bed. SheWolfShy: Are you on something"

NorseLady

Date: 2015-07-10 14:09 EST
Her communication device is simply howling!

SheWolfShy: Mach-io, are you inebriated" SheWolfShy: Do you have a sky map med the location of Tang" SheWolfShy: I have weaponry, for sure, but I am tenkning you know that information already. SheWolfShy: Sometimes I feel like an idiot. 'Tis a small matter. SheWolfShy: Ja, I do carry items around. Howe'er, I do not tote a barge. I have a crew for such things n?r necessary. SheWolfShy: Hva do these represent' ;>.> and x_x and o.o and X3 and >.< and >.> SheWolfShy: I ne'er said nei chains.

The Redneck

Date: 2015-07-10 14:21 EST
Text to SheWolfShy Adventures are the bestest! Text to SheWolfShy And in honor of this adventure, here, have a dragon! Text to SheWolfShy +dragon+ Text to SheWolfShy Well, a textual dragon. Text to SheWolfShy I don't think even Icer could squish down small enough. XD

Myrlene Spiritor

Date: 2015-07-11 08:58 EST
Text to SheWolfShy: Do you like herbs and berries? Text to SheWolfShy: I've found copious winter berry bushes and ice mint. Text to SheWolfShy: Oh, if you ever plan to visit Winter Paws Kingdom Text to SheWolfShy: it is 75 miles south of Rhy'Din, and no real roads. Text to SheWolfShy: Lots of mud, snow, ice. Horses work best. Text to SheWolfShy: We finally have a cabin. First building in the kingdom!

NorseLady

Date: 2015-07-11 16:52 EST
Receiving another image on her communications device causes Shy's dimples to deepen.

SheWolfShy: Greetings again, Thorn! SheWolfShy: I simply adore the tiny dragon. Tusen takk! SheWolfShy: Do you have a picture of a little wolf? SheWolfShy: 'Twould be marvelous if I could see it.

Several minutes pass. The image sent to The Redneck is purely accidental. Chances are Shy is completely unaware of what she did.

SheWolfShy: +viking+

NorseLady

Date: 2015-07-11 17:33 EST
SheWolfShy: I do indeed like herbs og berries, Myrlene. SheWolfShy: I grow them in my own gardens. SheWolfShy: Hvorfor did you not build a castle first?

The Redneck

Date: 2015-07-11 17:34 EST
Text to SheWolfShy: Hmm, I don't seem to have an emoticon for a little wolf, but! I totally found a bunch of pics.

http://us.cdn2.123rf.com/168nwm/lineartestpilot/lineartestpilot1501/lineartestpilot150117511/35865872-retro-comic-book-style-cartoon-wolf-cub.jpg https://www.squishable.com/mm5/graphics/00000001/opensquish_wolf_25468_design_thumbnail.jpg

NorseLady

Date: 2015-07-11 17:49 EST
SheWolfShy: Those pictures are cute. SheWolfShy: I must say the first one looks more like a fox to me. SheWolfShy: What does the fox say?

Myrlene Spiritor

Date: 2015-07-11 23:38 EST
Text to SheWolfShy: Oh good. Glad you like berries and herbs. I'll bring in a box of both next time I'm in town. Text to SheWolfShy: Hard to build castle with only four people up here. Text to SheWolfShy: Still surveying sites for good foundations for the castle. Text to SheWolfShy: Territory does has locals and a former kingdom. Text to SheWolfShy: Negotiations have not gone well. Text to SheWolfShy: People of the ice and snow can be very persistent in their own logic. Text to SheWolfShy: Maybe if I had some Viking armor and horns on my helmet they may listen. Text to SheWolfShy: Or grow four more feet.

NorseLady

Date: 2015-07-12 00:20 EST
SheWolfShy: Takk, but nei need to bring anything to me. I grow them in my gardens, as I mentioned. SheWolfShy: Are you unaware that I kom fra a land of is og sn?? SheWolfShy: 'Tis a godt thing you are not in my territory.

Myrlene Spiritor

Date: 2015-07-12 01:03 EST
Text to SheWolfShy: Apologies, Shylah. Text to SheWolfShy: My message came out not the way I intended it. Text to SheWolfShy: Was intending to mean that the people of ice and snow are like the elements themselves. Text to SheWolfShy: Somethings must yield to the elements that don't move easily. Text to SheWolfShy: The former kingdom is in severe disrepair. Text to SheWolfShy: Negotiations are not going well due to them not liking a new divine being showing up. Text to SheWolfShy: Meant no slander or disrespect from my comments about Viking armor or height. Text to SheWolfShy: I have simply noted that they regard people of a Nordic bearing and height with more respect. Text to SheWolfShy: It's hard to gain respect or believability being 3ft tall, and purple furred with wings. Text to SheWolfShy: I have no wish to trespass on your territory Shylah. Text to SheWolfShy: I respect and adore you as a heroine since my youth. Text to SheWolfShy: I am simply lousy with words on little plastic phones. :oops:

The Redneck

Date: 2015-07-12 03:08 EST
Text to SheWolfShy: =/ Good point. Text to SheWolfShy: Well, I don't know how to speak Fox, so I'm not sure what the Fox says beyond "Bark!" Or some sort of yowly-screechy sound. Text to SheWolfShy: Though, maybe this song will help?

https://youtu.be/KYJbNpLYxyQ



(Fair warning, Thorn knowingly sent Shy a link to What Does The Fox say, with lyrics.)

NorseLady

Date: 2015-07-12 17:04 EST
Shy is confused by Thorn's 'song'. It is nothing but a line of letters and symbols with a short message that says 'youtu.be'.

SheWolfShy: Am I to be a fox" SheWolfShy: Or is that a covert way of saying I am tubby" SheWolfShy: I do not understand.

The Redneck

Date: 2015-07-12 17:25 EST
Text to SheWolfShy: Oh, sorry! Use your finger to tap the line of nonsense there. It should open up another window with a song and the lyrics to the song displayed on the screen. Text to SheWolfShy: The nonsense is a web-link, or url.

NorseLady

Date: 2015-07-12 19:07 EST
SheWolfShy: I did as you instructed, but nought happens. SheWolfShy: Please explain hva 'web-link' means. SheWolfShy: Hva do the letters 'url' stand for?

Mach

Date: 2015-07-13 13:28 EST
Mach-io: Am I ever not inebriated" Mach-io: Don't answer that, I may not like the answer XD Mach-io: Sky map" Like planetary sorts or something more topographical" Mach-io: Cause Tang's from out in the multiverse, no stars to find in these here sky's! Mach-io: But there is a train that goes there twice daily :p Mach-io: Nah, idiocy is a matter of action, ignorance is a lack of knowledge. Can correct the later which you seem keen on doing (o.o)b Mach-io: What about barge" ^.- Mach-io: Oh and: ;>.> sweat drop, uncomfortable Mach-io: x_x " feeling dead Mach-io: o.o " innocent little look (usually not so innocent use >.<) Mach-io: >.< - I use it as humor scrunchy eyes but guess could almost mean skeptical... Mach-io: >.> - Apprehensive or avoiding eye contact maybe... Mach-io: Perhaps you should find a better guru for this u.u ? downtrodden

Much Later

Mach-io: Shyshy! Chains.....you dirty bird you! Mach-io: But alas I must still refrain for another does hold my black weasley little heart Mach-io: But that is good to know! Never would have seen you as the sort but then I guess that's the point! >.<

The Redneck

Date: 2015-07-13 18:26 EST
Text to SheWolfShy: Sorry about the slow as hells to reply thing. Got hell'a busy. Text to SheWolfShy: URL stands for Uniform Resource Locator. Text to SheWolfShy URL stands for Uniform Resource Locator. It is the address of a web page. Each page has its own unique web address (URL). This is how your computer locates the web page that you are trying to find. An example of a URL is: http://funbrain.com/index.html. <—- Is mostly for show, and doesn't actually go anywhere. Text to SheWolfShy A Web-link is like a shortcut. If someone's sent you the address to a website, usually all you have to do is click, or tap, on the link and it'll take you right there. This way you don't have to type out the whole address to get to a certain web page. Text to SheWolfShy Doesn't always work though. =( Text to SheWolfShy And I very much apologize for the ick, not-fun, and/or frustration.

NorseLady

Date: 2015-07-13 19:23 EST
Shy snickers at Eli's first message about him not being sober. "'Twould explain much." She wonders why he did not understand the barge reference. Grumbles, "I suppose 'totes' is some kind of slang na?"

SheWolfShy: Ja, Mach-io, a sky map that shows locations of planets and stars. SheWolfShy: Multiverse" I am unfamiliar med that term. SheWolfShy: Hva train do you mean" SheWolfShy: Have you already grown weary of explaining emoticons" SheWolfShy: I fear you misunderstand my intentions. I am not out for your hjerte. SheWolfShy: Ne'er would have seen me for hva sort?

NorseLady

Date: 2015-07-13 19:52 EST
SheWolfShy: Nei apologies are necessary, Thorn. SheWolfShy: We have other things to do in our daily lives, ja? SheWolfShy: I am tenkning the 'web-link' did not work because my communications device is for sending messages only. SheWolfShy: Although, 'twas quite a nice surprise to find out I kan receive pictures! SheWolfShy: Takk for explaining the words! SheWolfShy: Again, nei need to apologize. I am fint.

After peering at the plethora of emoticons Eli has sent, Shy sends one to The Redneck a few seconds later.

SheWolfShy: 8D

Calix Aleta

Date: 2015-07-13 20:18 EST
CAleta: Bonjour Shy. How are you? CAleta: I am doing well.

NorseLady

Date: 2015-07-13 20:59 EST
The wolf howl from her communications device goes off while Shy is in the kitchen preparing a mug of cocoa. The steaming beverage is brought into the living room, and carefully placed on the White Stag coaster located near the texting gadget on the Oak coffee table. While easing down onto the plump, comfortable cushions of her sofa she grabs up the device, eager to read the new message.

She is definitely surprised upon viewing the name!

SheWolfShy: Is that you Calix" SheWolfShy: I am alive og fint. Takk for the asking. SheWolfShy: Just relaxing at min log hus, drikking kakao. SheWolfShy: Hvor (where) are you? SheWolfShy: Will you be attending the towne meeting this week?

Calix Aleta

Date: 2015-07-13 21:10 EST
CAleta: Yes it is me. CAleta: That is good to hear. CAleta: I am currently in Arcadia relaxing. CAleta: I will try to be there. Will you be attending it?

NorseLady

Date: 2015-07-13 21:25 EST
SheWolfShy: Ja, I plan to be there. I enjoy the meetings most of the time. SheWolfShy: If you see Aja please tell her I send my greetings. SheWolfShy: Hva do you do in Arcadia" Other than relax"

Calix Aleta

Date: 2015-07-13 21:30 EST
CAleta: I shall see you there. CAleta: I will do so. CAleta: A little of this and a little of that. I mostly take care of the relationships between Aja and the forest elves. Among other things.

NorseLady

Date: 2015-07-13 21:42 EST
Reading Cal's reply she has to chuckle. "Kan you be anymore vague, Mister Aleta?" Of course, she does not text those words to him. Nei sense in taking a chance on getting a leech angry. That could cause more problems than she mayhap wants to deal with right now.

SheWolfShy: I hope you wear the outfit you had on the other e'ening. SheWolfShy: Aja's having relations med the forest elves" SheWolfShy: Hva kind of other things?

Calix Aleta

Date: 2015-07-13 21:54 EST
CAleta: Perhaps I might wear that one, or something similar. I haven't decided just yet. CAleta: She does. It deals with her not wanting to anger them. They tend to respect me and her. So she asked me to talk to them for her on her behalf. CAleta: Usually reflecting on the past.

NorseLady

Date: 2015-07-13 22:09 EST
"Hmm."

Several minutes pass as she ponders the many goings-on in Arcadia. There is much she does not know about the tropical place. Sometimes she has the urge to be like Edna ....extremely nosy. However, it is best to keep ones eyes and ears open, and the mouth shut.

As a jest she texts:

SheWolfShy: Do you bring them cookies fra that flirty baker lady" SheWolfShy: She has large muffins, ja"

Calix Aleta

Date: 2015-07-13 22:28 EST
CAleta: I generally make them myself. CAleta: And Aja seems to know more about her than I do. I tend to prefer women that have more to offer that big muffins.

NorseLady

Date: 2015-07-13 22:42 EST
Merrily chortles as she waits for the vampire to respond, and wonders what he is thinking when he reads the messages she sent to him.

"I probably should have added one of those emoticon thingies," softly says to the two hunds resting in their doggy beds at hearthside.

SheWolfShy: 'Twas only a jest about Mrs. B. SheWolfShy: You bake" SheWolfShy: Kan you cook, too"

Calix Aleta

Date: 2015-07-13 22:48 EST
CAleta: I know. Aja teases me about that as well. CAleta: I can do both.

NorseLady

Date: 2015-07-13 23:27 EST
SheWolfShy: Hvordan kan I put this" I do not want to upset you. SheWolfShy: I suppose I shall just ask. SheWolfShy: Hva foods do you eat"

Calix Aleta

Date: 2015-07-13 23:31 EST
CAleta: It is hard to upset me, Shy. CAleta: I eat various types of foods.

NorseLady

Date: 2015-07-13 23:51 EST
She feels a bit awkward discussing these things. Mainly because she is wary of vampires.

SheWolfShy: Others that I have met of your kind are unable to eat food. SheWolfShy: I do not tenk their stomach's kan digest it. SheWolfShy: I have seen some drikke wine, though. I do not mean bloodwyne.

Calix Aleta

Date: 2015-07-13 23:59 EST
CAleta: That is very true. CAleta: Some can not handle it as they are used to needing blood from others for substance. I trained myself over a long period of time to get it from food as well. CAleta: I drink wine most of the time.

Madison Rye

Date: 2015-07-14 08:14 EST
Text to Shylah: Sorry 4 delay. How r Sundays 4 u? Text to Shylah: I found them! :cool: < emoticon success.

NorseLady

Date: 2015-07-14 10:35 EST
Madison's texts are received while Shy is in her office at the White Stag Pub. She is somewhat confused at the second message.

SheWolfShy: Do not concern yourself o'er the delay. 'Tis a small matter. SheWolfShy: A S"ndag will be fint. SheWolfShy: Navn the date, time og place" SheWolfShy: Hvem (who) did you find? SheWolfShy: Cute emoticon. I like it.

Mach

Date: 2015-07-14 14:19 EST
Mach-io Not an astrological map that would be of help here XP Mach-io Tang is located in another universe, one of multiple connected by your friendly neighborhood Nexus here in Rhydin ^.^ Hence mutliverse! Mach-io It's all wibbly woobly timey spacey whimy stuff. @.@ Mach-io So no star map of the Rhydin sky will show it's location....do have a pretty picture of the nightsky from Tang though.... Mach-io <Multimedia Image " Cellphone picture of a completely different night sky than seen in Rhydin. This is evident by the different moons that hung among the sea of speckled black with the dull shimmer of a line that stretched the entire length of the panoramic view indicative of a planetary ring> Mach-io And the train leaves from down by the port, travels inland for half an hour before hitting the Chenball-Walinsky anomaly....er, portal....that connects Tang and Rhydin. Mach-io See, I ain't just some random spat out losty here -w-, I'm a man with a semi-plan! Mach-io And nah, just don't wanna steer you wrong in your knowledge Shyrye. Mach-io I tend to just use emoticon faces that just feel like they fit for what I'm trying to convey yeah" Mach-io So your miles may very for how useful my explanations are but totes willing to keep gurururing >.< Mach-io And yeah I figure, all a bit of teasing banter! Mach-io What sorts" Well BDSM of course " Bondage, Domination, Sadism, and Masochism. Mach-io That's what the chains are for no?

NorseLady

Date: 2015-07-14 15:01 EST
The muted wolf howl from her texting device, indicating she has a message, is not heard again for nearly four hours. She thinks it is Miss Madison replying. Incorrect. It is Eli.

Eyebrows raise when she reads the last part of his texts.

"BDSM"! Uff da!"

Perhaps bondage and domination are factors, but not in a sexual way.

SheWolfShy: Na I am 'Shyrye' instead of 'Shyshy'" SheWolfShy: Perhaps I shall call you 'goat-man' instead of 'Mach-io'. SheWolfShy: Takk for the picture. 'Tis absolutely beautiful. SheWolfShy: Og takk for the explanations. I greatly appreciate it. SheWolfShy: Hva does 'totes' mean to you? SheWolfShy: Nei. I am not that sort. SheWolfShy: The chains are used for something else entirely.

Mach

Date: 2015-07-15 13:25 EST
Mach-io: I have to be consistent in my nicknamery conventions" o.o Mach-io: The beauty of nicknames is they can be anything that seems fitting yeah" Mach-io: Or chosen in my case :)~ Mach-io: But sure, goat-man works too! Only a little trauma associated with that name DX Mach-io: Took a kick awfully close to the Johnson due to my shenanigans from a random payor x.x Mach-io: :p no prob, glad to broaden your knowledge! Mach-io: Feel free to keep asking, anything I don't feel like answering I'll just lie about >.o <- Cheeky wink Mach-io: Totes" = Totally Mach-io: oOo ooooooh! I get it now! Tote XD Mach-io: Oh, your not' Shame that Mach-io: Er, more so because some of that can be kinda fun ^.^ Mach-io: Yeah' I'll shut up now about that ;>.> Mach-io: I hesitate to ask what else these chains may be used for" ;o.o

NorseLady

Date: 2015-07-16 12:37 EST
Usually Shy replies to messages soon after receiving them. That is not the case this time. The reason' Larceny!

One of her four-pawed friends decided to pilfer her device, and stash it somewhere else. Who could have done such a thing" None other than that little Rascal himself ....the adorable, yet sneaky, black-footed ferret!

He gave himself away when she caught him pilfering another one of her glittery pencils (third one this week) from her desk drawer. Covertly observing him as he carts off the sparkly treasure in his teeth, she stealthily follows in his wake to his secret hoarding place; amazed at what else she finds there.

"You little ....Rascal!"

Collecting most of the formally 'lost' items, allowing the polecat to keep a few for himself, Shy returns to her living room. Eli's texts are finally read. Without further ado she messages him back.

SheWolfShy: Looking forward to hva other nicknavns you kom up med for me. Rest assured, if I do not care for them I shall tell you. SheWolfShy: I rather like 'Mach-io' so I shall keep that one for the time being. SheWolfShy: Hva does the emoticon med the squiggly line represent' SheWolfShy: Godt to know that you og your 'Johnson' are fint. SheWolfShy: 'Tis not nice to tell falsehoods, Mach-io. I would ne'er tell one to you. >.o SheWolfShy: Perhaps you will be willing to submit to the Norse Inquisition to find out about the chains" SheWolfShy: 'Twill not hurt too much. *You* mayhap e'en find it 'kinda fun'.

Mach

Date: 2015-07-20 10:24 EST
Mach-io: Oh, you look forward to them o.o Mach-io: I can?t be the first to have put mantles on you till they find one that fits Mach-io: And Mach-io is pretty unique yeah? Mach-io: Rather smashing I thought XDDD Mach-io: The tilde? :)~? Mach-io: Blowing a raspberry >.< Mach-io: Or just being teasing Mach-io: Yes, I really like my Wang :) Mach-io: Me and my Willy are good buddies :D Mach-io: I would be quiet lost without my Richard 8D Mach-io: ? I?ll stop ;>.> Mach-io: Well, sadly, I?m not the nicest person around >.o Mach-io: I am, afterall, military o.< Mach-io: Can?t be over nice and over good at such a job <.o Mach-io: Inquisitions? No thanks -.- Mach-io: Been on BOTH ends of those, not fun in the least all around Mach-io: More ?chain up and get beat >:(? versus ?chain up and get be~at 8o? Mach-io: I may like it rough at times, doesn?t mean I want a whoop?n >.> Mach-io: Why you inquisiting folks? And with chains no less! :-\

NorseLady

Date: 2015-07-23 13:42 EST
Shy had left her communications device at a friends house a few days ago and had not gotten it back until today. Thankfully she does not have a lot of messages.

SheWolfShy: Greetings again, Mach-io. SheWolfShy: 'Tis true others have given me mantles. I find it interesting. SheWolfShy: Ja, 'Mach-io' is a unique nicknavn. SheWolfShy: You mayhap not be the nicest person around, but you are not the worst, either. SheWolfShy: Hvorfor am I inquisiting others? That is hva you call 'classified' information.

The Redneck

Date: 2015-08-04 15:26 EST
Text to SheWolfShy: Was out wandering around. Came across this. Thought of you. Everyone needs an awesome hammock and stand.

Image send: http://madmedic.nl/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/LangweileDich.net_Bilderparade_CCCXXXVIII_53.jpg

NorseLady

Date: 2015-08-05 12:20 EST
Nine days went by before Shy finally realizes that her communications device has been accidentally shut off. How that happened is anyone's guess. She is still trying to understand it. Luckily, it is now on again!

When the wolf howl sounds she eagerly views the message and image sent to her by The Redneck, then texts back.

SheWolfShy: Godt ettermiddag, Thorn! SheWolfShy: Hvordan har du det i dag" SheWolfShy: 'Tis so nice of you to tenk about me og to send the picture. Takk! SheWolfShy: I am quite impressed med that hammock stand, for sure. SheWolfShy: Perhaps I shall hire someone to make a similar one for me. I kan definitely see myself using it. SheWolfShy: Look hva I figured out hvordan to do ....+viking+ SheWolfShy: Hvem knew such a thing existed" I adore it!

The Redneck

Date: 2015-08-05 14:51 EST
Text to SheWolfShy: I'm doing very well thank you! Text to SheWolfShy: That emoticon is freaking awesome! And, well pretty damn close to perfect in my opinion. Text to SheWolfShy: I'm super pleased you dig the hammock stand. =D

NorseLady

Date: 2015-08-06 11:23 EST
Oh! Another slang term' It must be.

SheWolfShy: The emoticon was made by chance. SheWolfShy: Do you believe in luck" SheWolfShy: Dig the hammock stand" Hva do you mean?

The Redneck

Date: 2015-08-06 15:40 EST
Text to SheWolfShy: "Dig" in this instance means like or enjoy, also something you're into. I really "dig" built men with scars and long hair. I really "like" built ment with scars and long hair.

Text to SheWolfShy: I very much believe in luck, and fate, and destiny. I also believe that we wind up making our own more often than not. I really dig happy coincidences too!

NorseLady

Date: 2015-09-04 18:12 EST
When Shy hears the wolf howl sound of her device she thinks it might be Eli. After all, she did mention something to him about communications during a conversation several evenings ago at the Red Dragon Inn. What a pleasant surprise to find out it is Miss Sarengrave!

To Ms. Shylah 8:28 Rhydin Standard Time (RST)

We need a shindig to go to.

Finding Lirssa's text amusing the female Viking replies with a quip.

SheWolfShy: Knock Knock.

(Visit the Moxie Hailing Frequency to read Shy's silly 'knock knock' joke)

NorseLady

Date: 2015-11-05 10:27 EST
While out purchasing groceries to replenish her pantry Shy sees something that gives her an idea. She pauses in her shopping long enough to send a message using her communications device.

By the time she hits the 'send' key she is merrily chortling.

SheWolfShy: Min new nicknavn for you is ... SheWolfShy: Mach-aroni! SheWolfShy: +viking+

Mach

Date: 2015-11-05 11:42 EST
Mach-aroni: So you're saying I'm bent and a little soft of head" XP Mach-aroni: And if so who would be my cheese! XDDD Mach-aroni: Hey Shyrye, how's it hanging" Mach-aroni: Or should I start calling you Shy-Tai! Mach-aroni: Oh yeah, I'm feeling that name X3 Mach-aroni: Because it has rum in it and I adore rum >.< Mach-aroni: See you've found yourself some emojis Mach-aroni: Just so long as you don't start sending messages like this... Mach-aroni: Mach-aroni: Don't ask me to translate, I haven't a clue ;>.> Mach-aroni: Anyway, how you been doing girl? Mach-aroni: I've been busy busy trying not to get shake and baked Mach-aroni: With sweet loving too and frivolous tomfoolery on the side XD Mach-aroni: Anyway, hope stuffs dope with you. Catch you laters.

NorseLady

Date: 2015-11-07 15:19 EST
Shy did not expect Eli to respond so quickly to her silly messages. However, she thought he would get a chuckle out of them. Now it is her turn to chortle. A small shake of her head as she reads what he sent. "Uff da!"

The decision is made to text him again after she finishes her grocery shopping.

Again, she snickers at his opening inquiry.

Mach-aroni: So you're saying I'm bent and a little soft of head" XP

SheWolfShy-Tai: Perhaps after you have been boiled long enough in water, ja. SheWolfShy-Tai: You are quite cheesy, so you kan be your own cheese. Or your love kan be your main cheese-squeeze. SheWolfShy-Tai: I like the nicknavn of Shy-Tai, and not just because of the rum. Although, I enjoy rum as well as dancing the rumba. SheWolfShy-Tai: Sometimes I drikke rum og do the rumba. SheWolfShy-Tai: Oh! Hvordan clever that word-and-picture message is to me. SheWolfShy-Tai: It took me several minutes to figure it out, but I am tenkning I know hva it says. SheWolfShy-Tai: Some male is the king of a village called Bell Cloud, and he tells the tale of hvordan his life is topsy-turvy. SheWolfShy-Tai: Shake and baked" I saw that product while at the food shoppe. Are you saying you are a chicken" SheWolfShy-Tai: Or mayhap you are a +thanksgiving+ . SheWolfShy-Tai: +viking+ SheWolfShy-Tai: Naturlig, I am alive og fint! SheWolfShy-Tai: I am not a dope, but I kan act dopey. SheWolfShy-Tai: Do you enjoy shenanigans"

Mach

Date: 2015-11-11 23:56 EST
Mach-aroni: I've had first hand experience being boiled... Mach-aroni: Still don't eat fresh lobster to this day ;>.> Mach-aroni: Rum and rumba....wait, isn't the rumba a small, self propelled vacuum that looks like a Frisbee" o.o

-Delay in texts-

Mach-aroni: Ooooh, that's a Roomba XDDD Mach-aroni: I don't think my hips do that sort of stuff if the video I found is accurate >.< Mach-aroni: Well....not while vertical anyway XD Mach-aroni: Yeah, I didn't get that one message in the least. I think it's one of those culture things I'm missing. Mach-aroni: And Shake and Bake is a little term we hunters use Mach-aroni: Shake alludes to being kicked around by a mage during a hunt and bake... Mach-aroni: Well, that's pretty self explanatory really <.< Mach-aroni: Though now that you mention I do think I've run across that stuff in the grocery o.o Mach-aroni: Good to hear you're doing well ^.^ Mach-aroni: And dopey 8P Mach-aroni: Shenanigans" My middle name's Shenanigans! Mach-aroni: Real jerky parents mine T.T Mach-aroni: Kidding aside, yeah, shenanigans are a daily bread and butter for me. Mach-aroni: 3 brothers and a frat house like military corp ensured that!

NorseLady

Date: 2015-11-14 13:56 EST
The female Viking often wonders if others understand her sense of humour if she does not use emojis/emoticons behind her sentences when sending text messages. She hopes so since she remains reluctant to use them. However, that situation will probably change in the future.

SheWolfShy-Tai: Greetings again, Mach-aroni! SheWolfShy-Tai: Hvordan har du det i dag" SheWolfShy-Tai: Please explain hva the X means when you use XD. SheWolfShy-Tai: Hva is a Frisbee" I am unfamiliar med that species of bee or its physical appearance. SheWolfShy-Tai: According to your definition I have been 'shaked' as well, but only half-baked. I tenk. SheWolfShy-Tai: Do you mean d'de, or killed" SheWolfShy-Tai: I do not understand hva T.T means. SheWolfShy-Tai: I shall greatly enjoy hearing some of your shenanigan tales. SheWolfShy-Tai: Hva is a frat hus"

Mach

Date: 2015-11-19 12:36 EST
Mach-aroni: Har du det i dag!" Mach-aroni: Shit, did....did you just seize into your phone!" Mach-aroni: Lemme throw that into the translator there ;>.> Mach-aroni: Ohhh oOo Mach-aroni: I'm alive and healthy with my apple pies to keep the docs away ^.^ Mach-aroni: Okay, okay, translations of my own... Mach-aroni: XD " scrunchy eyed laughing/grinning face. Like really cheesy kind. Mach-aroni: T.T " Crying in a sad, melodramatic drama queen way. Mach-aroni: And a Frisbee is a disc for throwing. Originally pie plates I think. Mach-aroni: Mach-aroni: But anyway, yeah, bake as in dode Mach-aroni: Like what would happen if you bake anything o.o Mach-aroni: In the case of the phrase usually by magical means Mach-aroni: Though I suppose any sort of baking while in pursuit would count Mach-aroni: Like when I was almost feed once as a sacrifice to a volcano by some Salamandermen! >.< Mach-aroni: But yes, we'll certainly have to drink and make with stories. I got plenty! Mach-aroni: Because of middle name yeah' :p Mach-aroni: Frat house" That's like the plot of every good 80's earthrealm movie I think! ^.^ Mach-aroni: But it's short for Fraternity House " a social group in colleges and sorts Mach-aroni: Or military mage hunter academy's! XD Mach-aroni: Known for youthfully poor decision making, shenanigans, camaraderie, and hijinks usually Mach-aroni: For men. Sororities for woman. Mach-aroni: Known for lingerie clad pillow fights that serve as a segue into hot lezzie action!!! Mach-aroni: Or so is the fantasy of most frat boys I think XP

NorseLady

Date: 2015-11-21 13:31 EST
Eli's messages has her pondering about him and his way of life. There are a lot of unanswered questions, mainly because the inquiries have yet to be made. She knows to tread lightly.

Prior to sending a response to the mage hunter Shy peruses the ones she received from Thorn first in order to use the correct terminology.

SheWolfShy: Godt ettermiddag, Eli. SheWolfShy: You mentioned your middle navn. Hva is it" SheWolfShy: I do not tenk I e'en know your surnavn. SheWolfShy: This communications device is for texts only. SheWolfShy: Any links to video url's does nought but display letters og numbers.

Shy has a feeling her next question is going to have Mach wondering about her sanity.

SheWolfShy: Are you a mortal human"

Mach

Date: 2015-12-13 00:21 EST
Mach-aroni: Well of course you don't know my surname, I haven't told you! >.< Mach-aroni: And certainly not my middle name o.o Mach-aroni: Lot of power in names Mach-aroni: So my lot aren't terribly keen to give out more than needed yeah" Mach-aroni: And my middle name annoys me =.= Mach-aroni: From Pa-Mach who last time I saw him tried to kill me ~.~ Mach-aroni: Yeah, family get togethers are a blast! XD Mach-aroni: Speaking of how were yours" Mach-aroni: And more important " do I get pie" mo.om Mach-aroni: XDDD Mach-aroni: I know, I'm hi-larious :p Mach-aroni: But seriously, hope your T-day was great! Mach-aroni: And the Ural will find you and yours well too! Mach-aroni: Yule ;>.> Mach-aroni: Mine was busy, busy ^.^ Mach-aroni: Busy busy all around really, why haven't gotten back in timely manner. Mach-aroni: Maybe take a good and proper vacation one day! Mach-aroni: You know, from my job keep bar stools from wandering away :p Mach-aroni: And I'm still wondering why it matters if I'm mortal or not >.< Mach-aroni: Totes strange question for a business proposal? Mach-aroni: Unless dying at the end is a requirement o.O Mach-aroni: j/k j/k Mach-aroni: Been watching a lot of 007 films lately XP Mach-aroni: But yeah, hit me up some time to pick my brain Mach-aroni: Unless you plan to LITERALLY pick my brain =.= Mach-aroni: Can do it over oodles of noodles XP Mach-aroni: TTYL

NorseLady

Date: 2015-12-22 09:20 EST
As of late Shy has been visiting the Red Dragon Inn when nobody else is around; whether that is a coincidence or by design, only the Norns know for sure. However, it is a small matter to the female Viking. The first thing she does after entering the infamous establishment is to check for mail.

"Yumpin Yimminey!"

Definitely surprised, and quite delighted, when she sees a plain-wrapped gift waiting for her. Shy decides to open the present right then and there! In her haste of tearing off the paper the note tucked inside begins to flutter to the floor. But, the seafaring warrior has quick reflexes and snatches it out of the air before it can come to rest upon the dirty floorboards in front of the cubbyholes.

Hey Shy-Tai,

Sorry, just saw this and thought of you! Hope you and yours have a wonderful yule holiday and a bitching New Year!

~Mach

Once again Shy is surprised. In fact, she is caught off-guard since she thought the gifter was Victor, or Mister Hudson, or mayhap her friend Matilda reciprocating a holiday present (although she doubts the florist would use such a plain wrapper, but one never knows).

"Sorry' Hvorfor are you sorry, Mach' Bitching new "r" Uff da! I hope you do not tenk I am a bitch"!"

The unopened box is peered at suspiciously. Now Shy enjoys a good jest as much as anyone, and she does not doubt that Eli would pull one on her. So it is with great caution that she slowly removes the cover, making sure to hold the box away from her face. When absolutely nothing springs out of the thick cardboard container she takes a look-see inside.

A third surprise!

With a wide, deep-dimpled smile Shy carefully removes the finely handcrafted Norse Longship Snow-globe. After admiring the handiwork for several minutes she gives it a shake, then merrily chortles as the glittery 'snow' swirls around and gently falls on the Viking maiden under the glass dome ....clearly the Leder, or as some say, the Kaptein.

"Hvordan fantastisk!"

Without ado Shy sends off a text to the schmooze:

SheWolfShy-Tai: Tussen takk for the wonderful holidag gift, Mach-aroni! SheWolfShy-Tai: 'Twas a marvelous surprise! SheWolfShy-Tai: I am going to place it on min fireplace mantel for all of my family og friends to admire n"r they kom o'er for Jul! SheWolfShy-Tai: I simply adore it! SheWolfShy-Tai: Again, takk for tenkning of me! +viking+

Mach

Date: 2016-01-20 06:04 EST
January 19, 2019

Text to Shylah "Shy-Tai": Glad you liked it! ^.^ Text to Shylah "Shy-Tai": Hope you and yours enjoyed the Yule Text to Shylah "Shy-Tai": Not sure if you caught the news about my little tussle Text to Shylah "Shy-Tai": But I'm doing fine Text to Shylah "Shy-Tai": Hope 2016 is rocking for you >.<

NorseLady

Date: 2016-01-20 10:27 EST
Shy's communications device is finally brought back to life and it immediately 'howls', indicating she has at least one message. Two are from Mach. Without further ado she replies.

SheWolfShy-Tai: Eli! SheWolfShy-Tai: I heard rumours. Many, many rumours. SheWolfShy-Tai: They all led to d'de ender. SheWolfShy-Tai: A liten tussle? You are in the hospital! SheWolfShy-Tai: I bet you were shaked and baked. SheWolfShy-Tai: 'Tis godt to know you survived! SheWolfShy-Tai: Perhaps I shall stop by to see you.

Mach-aroni is certain to be peppered with questions from the female Viking should she visit him during his recuperation.

NorseLady

Date: 2016-01-21 15:28 EST
While standing in the kitchen holding a conversation with her husband who happens to be in another room, yet still within earshot, Shy decides to send a text to her closest female friend, Breda.

SheWolfShy: I take back hva I said n?r you were here for Jul. SheWolfShy: I na realize I was wrong. SheWolfShy: I would like to kom to your hus og talk, soon.

Breda

Date: 2016-01-22 16:04 EST
Breda: Hei, Shy! Breda: My door is always open to you. Day or night. Breda: Should I be worried? Breda: I'm beginning to worry.

NorseLady

Date: 2016-01-22 18:10 EST
A muffled wolf howl sounds from Shy's breeks pocket. The communications device is quickly fished out. When she sees it is her long-time friend (and almost sister-in-law) that texted, she smiles and sends a reply.

SheWolfShy: Nei. Alt er bra. SheWolfShy: Du m' velge et bedre navn for enheten. SheWolfShy: Breda er for enkelt. SheWolfShy: Forvente meg i morgen ettermiddag, ja? SheWolfShy: Jeg skal v're der rundt en o'clock.

NorseLady

Date: 2016-05-16 11:36 EST
It has been a while since the Viking was in touch with Miss Rye, and she is hoping to reconnect with one of her favourite people in the putrid land.

SheWolfShy: Godt dag, Madison! SheWolfShy: Hvordan har du det" SheWolfShy: Did I see you med a godt-looking man at the Beltane event" SheWolfShy: I am tenkning I did! SheWolfShy: Is it +heartu+ ?

NorseLady

Date: 2016-05-17 11:26 EST
Madi's reply includes wonderful news. News that pleasantly surprises Shy and has her instantly smiling. She quickly sends a response.

SheWolfShy: It happens when there is such a crowd, og I shall admit that my mind was elsewhere most of that natt. SheWolfShy: Ogs", I was feeling a bit o'erwhelmed. SheWolfShy: Dinner sounds godt to me! Time og place"

NorseLady

Date: 2016-07-19 11:03 EST
The communication device is picked up and checked for any incoming messages. It has been a couple of month's since she heard the wolf howl, indicating someone texted her.

Nothing.

Perhaps it is broken. Only one way to find out.

SheWolfShy: Is this thing working?

Presses the 'Send All' button.

NorseLady

Date: 2016-07-21 17:34 EST
Two days have passed since Shy sent out that last message to those on her contact list, and she has heard absolutely nothing from anyone. Not even a text from her long-time friend, Breda. That, in itself, is strange.

Therefore, she concludes the device needs new batteries.

With fresh batteries now in place the Viking prepares to sail the Sea of Humanity via her communicator, once again.

SheWolfShy: Godt ettermiddag, people of RhyDin! SheWolfShy: Hvordan har du det' SheWolfShy: Text me, mayhap?

And presses the 'Send All' button.

Breda

Date: 2016-07-22 10:14 EST
Text to SheWolfShy: Godt morgen, min venn! Text to SheWolfShy: I'm doing well, takk. Just returned from a short holiday and taking another one soon. Text to SheWolfShy: How are you today? Text to SheWolfShy: I've a present for you. The minute I saw it I knew you'd like it!

NorseLady

Date: 2016-07-25 12:59 EST
SheWolfShy: Breda! SheWolfShy: Jeg er glad for " vite du er godt. SheWolfShy: Hvor gikk du for ferien" SheWolfShy: Hvor skal du p" din neste ferie" SheWolfShy: En gave til meg" Hva er det"

Breda

Date: 2017-02-13 18:06 EST
Text to SheWolfShy: God dag! Text to SheWolfShy: When are you going to get a cell phone" :lol: Text to SheWolfShy: Doing anything for +heartu+ Day tomorrow" Text to SheWolfShy: Guess who sent me a card and a box of chocolates.

NorseLady

Date: 2017-02-14 14:25 EST
As Shy stands at the kitchen window peering at the outdoor thermometer she hears a weak and muffled wolf howl from the other room. Apparently, somebody has decided to send her a text message. It has been a long while since she received one; at least six months.

"N" hvor i helvete er det?"

When it goes off again (several more times, in fact) she recalls shoving the device inside of a desk drawer. Moments later she is looking to see who contacted her, which eventually brings about a deep-dimpled smile.

Naturally, she immediately begins replying:

SheWolfShy: Breda! Hei, hvordan har du det i dag" SheWolfShy: Jeg er aldri kj"pe en mobiltelefon. +viking+ SheWolfShy: Nei, er du? Minst tror jeg ikke det. SheWolfShy: Hvem' SheWolfShy: Fortell meg!

Shy continues to grin while texting because she has a good idea who sent her friend a card and a box of chocolates.

And then it happens ....her device dies.

"Uff da!"

Rage and Shadow

Date: 2017-02-14 23:32 EST
Happy Valentine's Day http://i1336.photobucket.com/albums/o645/SorRoj/Valentine-Day-Images_07_zpsn4lz50kz.jpg

Breda

Date: 2017-03-17 01:41 EST
Text to SheWolfShy: Haven't heard from you lately. Text to SheWolfShy: Is everything alright? Text to SheWolfShy: I'm here if you need anything. Text to SheWolfShy: Don't hesitate to contact me!

NorseLady

Date: 2017-03-20 11:32 EST
SheWolfShy: Hei, Breda! SheWolfShy: Alt er bra. Hvordan har du det i dag" SheWolfShy: Denne enheten d'de, men n" er det levende igjen! SheWolfShy: Vi trenger " komme sammen snart og snakke. SheWolfShy: N"r er en god tid for deg?

NorseLady

Date: 2017-08-12 16:37 EST
It has been five months since receiving any messages, so Shy decides to send one out to everyone.

Text to ALL: Anyone getting this?

Breda

Date: 2017-08-20 15:53 EST
Text to SheWolfShy: Hei Shylah! Text to SheWolfShy: I've been on vacation. Arrived home today. Text to SheWolfShy: I didn't reply sooner because I decided to leave my mobile device off unless I had an emergency. Text to SheWolfShy: Is everything alright?

NorseLady

Date: 2017-08-20 21:40 EST
SheWolfShy: Godt kveld, Breda! SheWolfShy: All is fint, takk. Well na, fint med the exception of nei one but you responding to my message. SheWolfShy: Hvor did you go on your holidag?

Breda

Date: 2017-08-22 11:30 EST
Text to SheWolfShy: I decided to take your advice and visit Arcadia. Text to SheWolfShy: It was very nice!

NorseLady

Date: 2017-08-22 15:47 EST
SheWolfShy: Jeg er glad " vite at informasjonen! SheWolfShy: Hva alle gjorde du og se" SheWolfShy: Visste du ogs" g" til Fisk "ya"

Breda

Date: 2017-08-25 23:34 EST
Text to SheWolfShy: I did! Text to SheWolfShy: Enjoyed being lazy, especially on the hammock. Text to SheWolfShy: Walked along the beach, went swimming, did some sightseeing on the island. Text to SheWolfShy: I replaced the dry goods I used.

NorseLady

Date: 2017-08-28 10:44 EST
SheWolfShy: Takk, Breda. Det var s" fint. SheWolfShy: Du er velkommen til " bes"ke n"r som helst. SheWolfShy: Bare gi meg beskjed n"r, ja"

Breda

Date: 2017-08-30 07:29 EST
Text to SheWolfShy: Ja, selvf?lgelig! Text to SheWolfShy: I spoke with Ines yesterday. She said hei. Text to SheWolfShy: Wanted to know if you're still rosemaling. Text to SheWolfShy: Has a project if you're interested.

NorseLady

Date: 2017-08-30 11:16 EST
SheWolfShy: Tusen takk. Jeg er definitivt fortsatt rosemaling! SheWolfShy: Vet du om hun har en mobiltelefon' S" mange gj"r i dette landet. SheWolfShy: Hvis ikke, jeg vil sende et brev til henne s? snart som mulig.

Breda

Date: 2017-09-01 00:23 EST
Text to SheWolfShy: Ja det gj?r hun. xxx-xxx-xxxx Text to SheWolfShy: I should practice the art.

NorseLady

Date: 2017-09-01 00:43 EST
SheWolfShy: Breda! SheWolfShy: Du er oppe senere enn vanlig! SheWolfShy: Er alt okei? Og takk for mobilnummeret!

Breda

Date: 2017-09-01 00:58 EST
Text to SheWolfShy: Everything is fine. Takk. Text to SheWolfShy: I'm getting ready for bed right now. Text to SheWolfShy: I'll text you later. Promise! Text to SheWolfShy: Good night my friend!

NorseLady

Date: 2017-09-01 01:01 EST
SheWolfShy: Godt natt og s"te dr"mmer, Breda!

Breda

Date: 2017-09-04 13:53 EST
Text to SheWolfShy: Hei Shy! :grin: Text to SheWolfShy: Are you on holiday?

NorseLady

Date: 2017-09-07 11:47 EST
SheWolfShy: Breda! Godt morgen! SheWolfShy: Jeg beklager ikke returnerer en melding til n". Enheten min d'de. SheWolfShy: Ja, vi gikk p" ferie. Bare Victor og megselv. SheWolfShy: Det var en romantisk en for oss. SheWolfShy: Hva gjorde du sist helg?

Breda

Date: 2017-09-09 11:53 EST
Text to SheWolfShy: Nothing much. Text to SheWolfShy: I had company last Saturday. Text to SheWolfShy: His name is Randal. Text to SheWolfShy: He's coming to dinner again tonight.

NorseLady

Date: 2017-09-09 14:18 EST
SheWolfShy: Vel n", er denne Randal spesiell" SheWolfShy: Du vet hva jeg mener. SheWolfShy: :grin: +heartu+ :razz:

Breda

Date: 2017-09-10 12:41 EST
Text to SheWolfShy: I think so. I'm definitely interested. Text to SheWolfShy: We'll wait and see. :razz:

NorseLady

Date: 2017-09-26 00:33 EST
SheWolfShy: Er du tilgjengelig for " bes"ke meg snart, Breda" SheWolfShy: Kanskje Onsdag" SheWolfShy: Jeg trenger ? snakke med deg, ansikt til ansikt.

Breda

Date: 2017-09-27 18:05 EST
Text to SheWolfShy: Onsdag neste uke er bra for meg. Text to SheWolfShy: See you then!

NorseLady

Date: 2017-09-30 13:36 EST
SheWolfShy: Takk, Breda! SheWolfShy: Jeg liker det n"r *du* snakker Norsk. SheWolfShy: Det gir meg en f"lelse av hjemme.

Breda

Date: 2017-09-30 14:26 EST
Text to SheWolfShy: Hva med RhyDin folk?

NorseLady

Date: 2017-09-30 14:38 EST
SheWolfShy: Truly' Nei. SheWolfShy: Bare deg, mine slektninger, og mitt mannskap (og deres familier). SheWolfShy: O! og min indre sirkel av n're venner.

NorseLady

Date: 2017-10-02 16:22 EST
Deciding to explain a bit more, she sends another message to Breda.

SheWolfShy: Noen ganger finner jeg det morsomt n"r andre pr'ver " snakke Norsk, og noen ganger det irriterer meg.

Breda

Date: 2017-10-02 19:05 EST
Text to SheWolfShy: I understand. Text to SheWolfShy: Gjett hvem som kommer over kveld til kveldsmat. :)

NorseLady

Date: 2017-10-02 19:53 EST
SheWolfShy: Bor hjemme eller g"r ut"

Breda

Date: 2017-10-02 19:56 EST
Text to SheWolfShy: Jeg lager matet. Lasagna.

NorseLady

Date: 2017-10-03 13:02 EST
SheWolfShy: Du er fortsatt kommer i morgen " bes"ke, ja?

Breda

Date: 2017-10-03 17:13 EST
Text to SheWolfShy: Ikke f"r ettermiddagen. Er jeg feil"

NorseLady

Date: 2017-10-03 17:27 EST
SheWolfShy: Nei, jeg er. :oops: SheWolfShy: Jeg h"per du vil v're her til lunsj. SheWolfShy: Hvis ikke, det er greit ogs".

Breda

Date: 2017-10-03 21:55 EST
Text to SheWolfShy: Jeg synes det er best hvis jeg venter til Victor har g"tt p" jobb. Text to SheWolfShy: Ingen kjedelig samtale for ham ? h're. ;-)

NorseLady

Date: 2017-10-03 22:25 EST
SheWolfShy: Svinekoteletter! +viking+

Breda

Date: 2017-10-03 22:38 EST
Text to SheWolfShy: :lol: Yummy Yum Yum! Text to SheWolfShy: Jeg vil bringe dessert!

NorseLady

Date: 2017-10-06 20:40 EST
SheWolfShy: Det var flott " se deg i g"r kveld, Breda. SheWolfShy: Takk for dessert. Sjokoladekake var fantastisk! SheWolfShy: Vil se deg igjen om noen uker. :grin:

NorseLady

Date: 2017-10-13 12:15 EST
SheWolfShy: Hallo! +wavey+ SheWolfShy: Uttrykksikoner! :lol: SheWolfShy: Hva er dine planer for denne helgen, Breda?

Breda

Date: 2017-10-13 22:55 EST
Text to SheWolfShy: God kveld, Shy! Text to SheWolfShy: Ut til lunsj og en matin"e p" l?rdag med Randal.

NorseLady

Date: 2017-10-16 15:44 EST
SheWolfShy: Hei atter, Breda! SheWolfShy: Skal du p" en Halloween fest" SheWolfShy: Har jeg spurte du det sp"rsm"let allerede?

Breda

Date: 2017-10-22 11:26 EST
Text to SheWolfShy: Jeg er. Text to SheWolfShy: Venner av Randals har en fest p" L"rdag den 28th. Text to SheWolfShy: Vi g"r som Raggedy Ann og Andy. Text to SheWolfShy: Hva med deg"

NorseLady

Date: 2017-10-23 01:02 EST
SheWolfShy: Angivelig en kvinne hvis navn er Trinity, og han som en mann kalt Neo. SheWolfShy: De er fra The Matrix. SheWolfShy: Hva det betyr? Jeg er usikker.

Breda

Date: 2017-10-25 09:08 EST
Text to SheWolfShy: Jeg hadde en visjon i g?r kveld. Text to SheWolfShy: Jeg er her hvis du trenger meg.

NorseLady

Date: 2017-10-25 12:08 EST
SheWolfShy: Uff da! SheWolfShy: Jeg er usikker p" om jeg selv "nsker ? vite. +chin+ SheWolfShy: Fortelle meg, min venn.

NorseLady

Date: 2018-02-12 15:53 EST
A message is sent to everyone on her Contacts list:

SheWolfShy: I have a new og improved communications device! SheWolfShy: Na I kan watch musikk videos on it! SheWolfShy: +dance+

NorseLady

Date: 2019-01-13 18:10 EST
A message is sent to her pirate friend:

Text to LadyBird: Ahoy, Aja! Text to LadyBird: Hvor (where) are you? Text to LadyBird: Are you up to shenanigans"

LadyAjaBird

Date: 2019-01-31 14:40 EST
I am up to Shenanigans! High seas ones anyway. Which is why I haven't been in town recently.

—((read all that as real life is sort of keeping me busy and I haven't been on in a while. MISS YOU!!))

NorseLady

Date: 2019-02-11 15:24 EST
Text to LadyBird: Aja! We need to get together when you are back in Arcadia. Text to LadyBird: Also, I got the message you left in my mailbox at the Red Dragon Inn. Text to LadyBird: It made me laugh!