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Gossip Columnist: Emmet "The It Man" Bane
2011 Yearbook Awards and Future Forecasts! December 30, 2011
In no particular order!
1. Best Drinking Buddy - Harold Lee
2. Most Likely to Die Single " Tenacity
3. Testiest (Old) Temple Tantrum - Nayun
4. Best Bedside Boobage " Maranya Ergin-Falconne
5. Future Nobel Prize Winner " Lirssa Sarengrave
6. Most Likely to be Late for Apocalypse Party " Daniel Tej
7. The Mish"Cael Award for Mojo - Tuhor
8. Most Likely to Star Next in "The Exorcist' " Eris
9. Best Hair " Jonathan Granger
10. Most Likely to Never Leave Our Pages - Eva
11. Superfluous Skin Award " Tasslehofl Momus
12. Most Likely to Have a Midlife Crisis at 20 " Rayva
13. Ammunition Attraction Award " Katt Rhysata
14. Passed Out By Ten P.M. Award - Amthyst
15. Cootie King " Corlanthis
16. Most Likely to Try to Save the World " Robot Thing (Whose Name We'll Learn Eventually)
17. Most Likely to Actually Save It " Wolvinator
18. Most Team Spirit " Zahra Khoury
19. Hardest Fall " Harris D"Artainian
20. Best Makeover - Ella
21. Likeliest Drop-Out " Kassy
22. Most Likely to Sleep With Tara Rynieyn " Tara Rynieyn
23. The Horam Award for Playing Hooky " Salvador
24. Malpractice Award " Teagan Rielea
25. The Straightjacket Award " Kingsley
26. Most Improved - Jedi
27. Most Likely to " Dear God Put On a Glove Man! " Reap
28. Most Spirited - Katarina Smith
29. Androgyny Award " Toby
30. Most Likely to Befriend a Cactus - Kruger
31. Most Easily Amused - Angus
32. Subject of Infinite Sexiness - Sinjin Fai
33. Likeliest to Win Lelah Rivka Award " Lelah Rivka
34. Most Likely Drunken Karaoke Star " Gemethyst
35. Most Likely to Patent the Flying Hug-Bomb' - Taneth(s) Mercer
36. The Judah Bishop (A.K.A. Didn't He Die Last Year") Award " Dean Winchester
37. Best All-Around " Risa
38. Straightest Arrow " Ebon Ilnaren
39. Best Brother " Colt
40. Biggest Comeback " Darcy Huntington-Shimmerscale / Lilliana McClae
41. Most Likely to Go All 007 on Us " Erinalle Dunbridge
42. Cutest Caller " Apple
43. Best Corpse Impression " Rachael Wynter
44. Most Missed " Alystrianna
45. The Gentleman - Ezekiel
46. Most Sophisticated Suitor " Julian Marx
47. Most Likely to Corrupt Our Youth " Julianna
48. Most Likely Youth to be Corrupted " Rhiannon Brock
49. Biggest Mood Swings " Brian Ravenlock
50. Hottest Snow Queen " Shylah Vulpecula
51. Most Impossibly Insightful " Guppy in a Goldfish Bowl
52. Most Charitable " Z"ev
53. Most Marvelous Mom (Congrats!) " Piper Granger
54. Inch From Death Award " Dyarhk
55. The London Award (A.K.A. Missing Hottie Award) " Scotty
56. Most Surprisingly Charismatic " Dill
57. Most Likely to Make (More) History - Xanth Bokkelen
58. Most Mischievous " Rook
59. Most Likely to Be Pantsed on Duty " Aja Bird
60. Most Resourceful - Victor Kazon
61. Most Glam Governor / Sexiest Woman " Fionna Helston al-Amat
62. Cutest Couple That Never Was " Jochin / Sayuri
63. Most Likely to Succeed Wolf Blitzer (or Tyra Banks) " Race
64. Dreamiest Dame in a Dress - Issy
65. The Acheron Award for Sexiest Smooch " Janie
66. Bawdiest Bride " Audrey Horne
67. The Ian Award for Interesting Issues - Icer
68. The DeLuca Award for Devious Diversions - Lucien Mallorek
69. Biggest Break-Up - Mealla Sterling
70. Most (Delightfully) Unpredictable " Kazzy Hart
71. Most Fashion-Forward (Isn't She Always") " Elessaria Devabriel
72. Biggest Catch " Alain DeMuer
73. Sunshine and Kittens on LSD Award (Most Cheerful) " Rekah Illyriana
74. The Entrepreneur Award " Ander Northlander
75. Most Likely to Be 2012 Sexiest - Madison
76. Most Mysteriously Mesmerizing - Gideon
77. Next Billionaire - Silver Starblade
78. Most Persistent " Seirichi
79. The Ticking Time Bomb - Matt Simon
80. The Matthews Award for Freshest Face - Jackie
81. Most Verbose " Andu
82. Most Colorful Use of Curse Words " Trixie
83. The Kazzy Award for Misguided Genius " Robert Kidd
84. Wedding of the Year - Magenta
85. Most Likely to Be Stolen - Tick
86. Friendliest Family Fellow - Jake Duncan
87. Nicest (and Naughtiest) Smile - Kate
88. Most Memorable - Leo Heracleides
89. Most Likely to be Cursed and Have it Fall Off - Bjorn
90. Most Articulate " Snor
91. Born Royalty - Vera
92. Most Faithful Feline " Misty
93. Most Mutual Mind-Readers - Ali al-Amat / Eleanor
94. Most Likable Barkeep - Amber Cartwrite
95. Most Likely to Win This Award - Joy
96. The Alaric Award for Abrupt Appearances - Mac
97. Smartest Aleck " Logan
98. Biggest Pushover " Fury
99. Most Likely to Kill Santa (And show children his corpse) " Raye
100. The Ogden Award for Originality " Arts
101. Likeliest to Blow Up Ed's House Next " Samuel
102. The Eternity Award for Excessiveness " Renna
103. The Night Owl " Faerran
104. Perceval Award for Behind-The-Bar Pizzazz " Vestra
105. Wish We Knew Better " Sabatier
106. Most Charm " Nigel
107. Cupcake Queen " Nikia
108. Luckiest Man in RhyDin " Will
109. Mistress of Mediocrity " Illissa
110. Biggest Flirt - Eregor
111. Pant-Burning Sexiness Award " Candy Hart
112. Hottest Couple " Riley O"Rourke / David Lo
113. Biggest Fan - Ahni
114. Bachelor of the Year (Two In a Row!) / Sexiest Man - Kalamere
115. Most Likely to Die From Online Dating - Porthos
2011 Yearbook Awards and Future Forecasts! December 30, 2011
In no particular order!
1. Best Drinking Buddy - Harold Lee
2. Most Likely to Die Single " Tenacity
3. Testiest (Old) Temple Tantrum - Nayun
4. Best Bedside Boobage " Maranya Ergin-Falconne
5. Future Nobel Prize Winner " Lirssa Sarengrave
6. Most Likely to be Late for Apocalypse Party " Daniel Tej
7. The Mish"Cael Award for Mojo - Tuhor
8. Most Likely to Star Next in "The Exorcist' " Eris
9. Best Hair " Jonathan Granger
10. Most Likely to Never Leave Our Pages - Eva
11. Superfluous Skin Award " Tasslehofl Momus
12. Most Likely to Have a Midlife Crisis at 20 " Rayva
13. Ammunition Attraction Award " Katt Rhysata
14. Passed Out By Ten P.M. Award - Amthyst
15. Cootie King " Corlanthis
16. Most Likely to Try to Save the World " Robot Thing (Whose Name We'll Learn Eventually)
17. Most Likely to Actually Save It " Wolvinator
18. Most Team Spirit " Zahra Khoury
19. Hardest Fall " Harris D"Artainian
20. Best Makeover - Ella
21. Likeliest Drop-Out " Kassy
22. Most Likely to Sleep With Tara Rynieyn " Tara Rynieyn
23. The Horam Award for Playing Hooky " Salvador
24. Malpractice Award " Teagan Rielea
25. The Straightjacket Award " Kingsley
26. Most Improved - Jedi
27. Most Likely to " Dear God Put On a Glove Man! " Reap
28. Most Spirited - Katarina Smith
29. Androgyny Award " Toby
30. Most Likely to Befriend a Cactus - Kruger
31. Most Easily Amused - Angus
32. Subject of Infinite Sexiness - Sinjin Fai
33. Likeliest to Win Lelah Rivka Award " Lelah Rivka
34. Most Likely Drunken Karaoke Star " Gemethyst
35. Most Likely to Patent the Flying Hug-Bomb' - Taneth(s) Mercer
36. The Judah Bishop (A.K.A. Didn't He Die Last Year") Award " Dean Winchester
37. Best All-Around " Risa
38. Straightest Arrow " Ebon Ilnaren
39. Best Brother " Colt
40. Biggest Comeback " Darcy Huntington-Shimmerscale / Lilliana McClae
41. Most Likely to Go All 007 on Us " Erinalle Dunbridge
42. Cutest Caller " Apple
43. Best Corpse Impression " Rachael Wynter
44. Most Missed " Alystrianna
45. The Gentleman - Ezekiel
46. Most Sophisticated Suitor " Julian Marx
47. Most Likely to Corrupt Our Youth " Julianna
48. Most Likely Youth to be Corrupted " Rhiannon Brock
49. Biggest Mood Swings " Brian Ravenlock
50. Hottest Snow Queen " Shylah Vulpecula
51. Most Impossibly Insightful " Guppy in a Goldfish Bowl
52. Most Charitable " Z"ev
53. Most Marvelous Mom (Congrats!) " Piper Granger
54. Inch From Death Award " Dyarhk
55. The London Award (A.K.A. Missing Hottie Award) " Scotty
56. Most Surprisingly Charismatic " Dill
57. Most Likely to Make (More) History - Xanth Bokkelen
58. Most Mischievous " Rook
59. Most Likely to Be Pantsed on Duty " Aja Bird
60. Most Resourceful - Victor Kazon
61. Most Glam Governor / Sexiest Woman " Fionna Helston al-Amat
62. Cutest Couple That Never Was " Jochin / Sayuri
63. Most Likely to Succeed Wolf Blitzer (or Tyra Banks) " Race
64. Dreamiest Dame in a Dress - Issy
65. The Acheron Award for Sexiest Smooch " Janie
66. Bawdiest Bride " Audrey Horne
67. The Ian Award for Interesting Issues - Icer
68. The DeLuca Award for Devious Diversions - Lucien Mallorek
69. Biggest Break-Up - Mealla Sterling
70. Most (Delightfully) Unpredictable " Kazzy Hart
71. Most Fashion-Forward (Isn't She Always") " Elessaria Devabriel
72. Biggest Catch " Alain DeMuer
73. Sunshine and Kittens on LSD Award (Most Cheerful) " Rekah Illyriana
74. The Entrepreneur Award " Ander Northlander
75. Most Likely to Be 2012 Sexiest - Madison
76. Most Mysteriously Mesmerizing - Gideon
77. Next Billionaire - Silver Starblade
78. Most Persistent " Seirichi
79. The Ticking Time Bomb - Matt Simon
80. The Matthews Award for Freshest Face - Jackie
81. Most Verbose " Andu
82. Most Colorful Use of Curse Words " Trixie
83. The Kazzy Award for Misguided Genius " Robert Kidd
84. Wedding of the Year - Magenta
85. Most Likely to Be Stolen - Tick
86. Friendliest Family Fellow - Jake Duncan
87. Nicest (and Naughtiest) Smile - Kate
88. Most Memorable - Leo Heracleides
89. Most Likely to be Cursed and Have it Fall Off - Bjorn
90. Most Articulate " Snor
91. Born Royalty - Vera
92. Most Faithful Feline " Misty
93. Most Mutual Mind-Readers - Ali al-Amat / Eleanor
94. Most Likable Barkeep - Amber Cartwrite
95. Most Likely to Win This Award - Joy
96. The Alaric Award for Abrupt Appearances - Mac
97. Smartest Aleck " Logan
98. Biggest Pushover " Fury
99. Most Likely to Kill Santa (And show children his corpse) " Raye
100. The Ogden Award for Originality " Arts
101. Likeliest to Blow Up Ed's House Next " Samuel
102. The Eternity Award for Excessiveness " Renna
103. The Night Owl " Faerran
104. Perceval Award for Behind-The-Bar Pizzazz " Vestra
105. Wish We Knew Better " Sabatier
106. Most Charm " Nigel
107. Cupcake Queen " Nikia
108. Luckiest Man in RhyDin " Will
109. Mistress of Mediocrity " Illissa
110. Biggest Flirt - Eregor
111. Pant-Burning Sexiness Award " Candy Hart
112. Hottest Couple " Riley O"Rourke / David Lo
113. Biggest Fan - Ahni
114. Bachelor of the Year (Two In a Row!) / Sexiest Man - Kalamere
115. Most Likely to Die From Online Dating - Porthos