Topic: 2011 Yearbook Awards!

Darien Fenner

Date: 2011-12-30 23:11 EST
http://i738.photobucket.com/albums/xx21/dfenner_photo/521311356_3ef416f175-1.jpg Gossip Columnist: Emmet "The It Man" Bane

2011 Yearbook Awards and Future Forecasts! December 30, 2011

In no particular order!

1. Best Drinking Buddy - Harold Lee

2. Most Likely to Die Single " Tenacity

3. Testiest (Old) Temple Tantrum - Nayun

4. Best Bedside Boobage " Maranya Ergin-Falconne

5. Future Nobel Prize Winner " Lirssa Sarengrave

6. Most Likely to be Late for Apocalypse Party " Daniel Tej

7. The Mish"Cael Award for Mojo - Tuhor

8. Most Likely to Star Next in "The Exorcist' " Eris

9. Best Hair " Jonathan Granger

10. Most Likely to Never Leave Our Pages - Eva

11. Superfluous Skin Award " Tasslehofl Momus

12. Most Likely to Have a Midlife Crisis at 20 " Rayva

13. Ammunition Attraction Award " Katt Rhysata

14. Passed Out By Ten P.M. Award - Amthyst

15. Cootie King " Corlanthis

16. Most Likely to Try to Save the World " Robot Thing (Whose Name We'll Learn Eventually)

17. Most Likely to Actually Save It " Wolvinator

18. Most Team Spirit " Zahra Khoury

19. Hardest Fall " Harris D"Artainian

20. Best Makeover - Ella

21. Likeliest Drop-Out " Kassy

22. Most Likely to Sleep With Tara Rynieyn " Tara Rynieyn

23. The Horam Award for Playing Hooky " Salvador

24. Malpractice Award " Teagan Rielea

25. The Straightjacket Award " Kingsley

26. Most Improved - Jedi

27. Most Likely to " Dear God Put On a Glove Man! " Reap

28. Most Spirited - Katarina Smith

29. Androgyny Award " Toby

30. Most Likely to Befriend a Cactus - Kruger

31. Most Easily Amused - Angus

32. Subject of Infinite Sexiness - Sinjin Fai

33. Likeliest to Win Lelah Rivka Award " Lelah Rivka

34. Most Likely Drunken Karaoke Star " Gemethyst

35. Most Likely to Patent the Flying Hug-Bomb' - Taneth(s) Mercer

36. The Judah Bishop (A.K.A. Didn't He Die Last Year") Award " Dean Winchester

37. Best All-Around " Risa

38. Straightest Arrow " Ebon Ilnaren

39. Best Brother " Colt

40. Biggest Comeback " Darcy Huntington-Shimmerscale / Lilliana McClae

41. Most Likely to Go All 007 on Us " Erinalle Dunbridge

42. Cutest Caller " Apple

43. Best Corpse Impression " Rachael Wynter

44. Most Missed " Alystrianna

45. The Gentleman - Ezekiel

46. Most Sophisticated Suitor " Julian Marx

47. Most Likely to Corrupt Our Youth " Julianna

48. Most Likely Youth to be Corrupted " Rhiannon Brock

49. Biggest Mood Swings " Brian Ravenlock

50. Hottest Snow Queen " Shylah Vulpecula

51. Most Impossibly Insightful " Guppy in a Goldfish Bowl

52. Most Charitable " Z"ev

53. Most Marvelous Mom (Congrats!) " Piper Granger

54. Inch From Death Award " Dyarhk

55. The London Award (A.K.A. Missing Hottie Award) " Scotty

56. Most Surprisingly Charismatic " Dill

57. Most Likely to Make (More) History - Xanth Bokkelen

58. Most Mischievous " Rook

59. Most Likely to Be Pantsed on Duty " Aja Bird

60. Most Resourceful - Victor Kazon

61. Most Glam Governor / Sexiest Woman " Fionna Helston al-Amat

62. Cutest Couple That Never Was " Jochin / Sayuri

63. Most Likely to Succeed Wolf Blitzer (or Tyra Banks) " Race

64. Dreamiest Dame in a Dress - Issy

65. The Acheron Award for Sexiest Smooch " Janie

66. Bawdiest Bride " Audrey Horne

67. The Ian Award for Interesting Issues - Icer

68. The DeLuca Award for Devious Diversions - Lucien Mallorek

69. Biggest Break-Up - Mealla Sterling

70. Most (Delightfully) Unpredictable " Kazzy Hart

71. Most Fashion-Forward (Isn't She Always") " Elessaria Devabriel

72. Biggest Catch " Alain DeMuer

73. Sunshine and Kittens on LSD Award (Most Cheerful) " Rekah Illyriana

74. The Entrepreneur Award " Ander Northlander

75. Most Likely to Be 2012 Sexiest - Madison

76. Most Mysteriously Mesmerizing - Gideon

77. Next Billionaire - Silver Starblade

78. Most Persistent " Seirichi

79. The Ticking Time Bomb - Matt Simon

80. The Matthews Award for Freshest Face - Jackie

81. Most Verbose " Andu

82. Most Colorful Use of Curse Words " Trixie

83. The Kazzy Award for Misguided Genius " Robert Kidd

84. Wedding of the Year - Magenta

85. Most Likely to Be Stolen - Tick

86. Friendliest Family Fellow - Jake Duncan

87. Nicest (and Naughtiest) Smile - Kate

88. Most Memorable - Leo Heracleides

89. Most Likely to be Cursed and Have it Fall Off - Bjorn

90. Most Articulate " Snor

91. Born Royalty - Vera

92. Most Faithful Feline " Misty

93. Most Mutual Mind-Readers - Ali al-Amat / Eleanor

94. Most Likable Barkeep - Amber Cartwrite

95. Most Likely to Win This Award - Joy

96. The Alaric Award for Abrupt Appearances - Mac

97. Smartest Aleck " Logan

98. Biggest Pushover " Fury

99. Most Likely to Kill Santa (And show children his corpse) " Raye

100. The Ogden Award for Originality " Arts

101. Likeliest to Blow Up Ed's House Next " Samuel

102. The Eternity Award for Excessiveness " Renna

103. The Night Owl " Faerran

104. Perceval Award for Behind-The-Bar Pizzazz " Vestra

105. Wish We Knew Better " Sabatier

106. Most Charm " Nigel

107. Cupcake Queen " Nikia

108. Luckiest Man in RhyDin " Will

109. Mistress of Mediocrity " Illissa

110. Biggest Flirt - Eregor

111. Pant-Burning Sexiness Award " Candy Hart

112. Hottest Couple " Riley O"Rourke / David Lo

113. Biggest Fan - Ahni

114. Bachelor of the Year (Two In a Row!) / Sexiest Man - Kalamere

115. Most Likely to Die From Online Dating - Porthos