The following article was seen on page one of the RhyDin Post, November the eighth.
http://i738.photobucket.com/albums/xx21/dfenner_photo/6264346944a710cfe80dc5.jpg Senior Columnist and Investigative Journalist: Darien Fenner
Alain DeMuer: RhyDin's Bruce Wayne" November 8, 2010
To quote one of my favorite heroes growing up: "It is not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me."
This line was spoken not by a pacifist like Ghandi, nor by a commanding politician and Australian "Founding Father" like Sir Henry Parkes. It was not said by a civil rights activist like Martin Luther King Jr, or by an empiricist and modern English philosopher like Thomas Hobbes. After all, when you are nine years old, these names mean nothing to you. Often the men and women you end up idolizing when you are young are the ones whose faces are stamped or ironed onto your pajamas. And somewhere between Saturday morning cartoons and tying your blanket around your neck to resemble a cape, you begin to wonder if you'll ever be as heroic or popular as that billionaire playboy who moonlights as a technologically savvy superhero on the streets of Gotham. But just because someone's face or name is everywhere, does that necessarily make them worth venerating"
From the Kaldi Coffee in my cup, to the imported spices on my foccacia, to the Silver Mark clock hanging in my office, it doesn't take much effort at all to recognize one of RhyDin's most successful business ventures in almost every aspect of comfortable living. For virtually every commodity in RhyDin, it isn't a long walk back to DeMuer Exports. The Zeppa Soda you feed your kids, the sugar you use to make your office coffee cake, and even the wax byproducts that are used to polish your husband's boots can all be traced to what has become one of the most powerfully influential corporate conglomerates in the Multiverse. And like the Bruce Wayne of RhyDin, attached to that firm like a latchkey kid is popular ex-P.I. Alain Cavan DeMuer, a Baron hailing from New Brittany.
"A few years ago I wanted to find a more reliable source of income than contract work," explained DeMuer of the company's origins. "A friend and I put together a store called Kaldi's Gourmet Coffee, which specialized in highly varied, exotic blends from all across the Multiverse. When some local customers began requesting bulk shipments of various blends to their home countries and planets, the business rapidly grew and became DeMuer Exports. Later we moved on to spices, tea, sugar, sometimes chocolate....goods of that nature."
Indeed, in less than four years DeMuer Exports has, for all intents and purposes, become an arguably commercial tyrant here in RhyDin. And despite all evidence to the contrary, DeMuer personnel still insist on a compassionate position of competition and though-and-through moral fortitude - a position that Baron DeMuer was quick to assert in a private interview recently.
"Currently Mr. Jaster is negotiating with Governor Driscol's trade officials about a trade seal given to goods guaranteed not to involve slave labor in any way with the manufacture, preparation, or transport of those goods. Not for a tax break, not to mandate fees....merely as a means of empowering the consumers to know what they're buying and what goes into it."
Added DeMuer: "Now opportunity , and I have the opportunity to push the boundaries of business ethics in RhyDin to the practice of slavery and far beyond it."
Still, for a man so hell-bent on cleansing RhyDin consumers' consciences, the Baron was awfully hasty to retire as DeMuer Export's CEO.
"As you can imagine, being at the helm of a very large company is time-consuming," defended DeMuer. "The profits were and remain wonderful, but I couldn't give a company that size the attention it deserves with the other responsibilities I have. Namely the Barony of St. Aldwin. Also, I retain a number of shares in DeMuer Exports. Not the majority, but the company continues to provide me with a significant income."
I'll give him one thing - DeMuer certainly has that nonchalant billionaire playboy attitude down pat.
As for his on-again-off-again position on slavery in industry, DeMuer at least appears to be making some effort to play the part of a hero, even if the messages being sent are mixed.
"Whether or not the Governor's office approves a seal for other companies to use, as a stipulation of my 'retirement' DeMuer Exports must guarantee that all of its goods do not in any way involve slave labor," explained DeMuer. "I hope it will set a positive example for other companies, one I intend to emulate at Silver Mark and Zeppa Soda. ? I know that there must be limits, that you can't guarantee every little indirect connection, but the language of our guarantee right now covers the materials we are selling to the consumer - in the case of Silver Mark beer, the drink, the bottle and the cap, as well as the knowledge that no slaves work for the brewery in any capacity."
And yet, for as promising and altruistic a push against a pronounced injustice in RhyDin's culture, there is something inherently irresponsible about 'letting the next guy handle it.'
"I'm a Baron," argued DeMuer. "Jaster is the new CEO of DeMuer Exports because I trust him with this legacy. My first responsibility is to my countrymen, the people I lead. As St. Aldwin grows and finds itself in an ever wider diplomatic circle, my role as its advocate will only become more critical, and likely more time-consuming."
Given that the new state of St. Aldwin was established two and a half years ago, it seems a little too convenient that it suddenly demands all of the Baron's attention now - especially after such a controversial take on internal regulation. Even if this legacy manages to adhere to RhyDin's ever-evolving cultural archetype, exactly how will the idea cement itself if it lacks a solid foundation or a single voice behind it'
Without actions to reinforce ideas, words evaporate faster than the time it takes to process them. Thus, like Bruce Wayne's face becoming the mask of Batman, some can only hope Alain DeMuer is the mask that the Baron of Saint Aldwin wears. But until that time comes that we actually see the face behind the mask, I'll be content to pass up the Alain O's in the grocery store and choose the cereal of an honest hero.
http://i738.photobucket.com/albums/xx21/dfenner_photo/6264346944a710cfe80dc5.jpg Senior Columnist and Investigative Journalist: Darien Fenner
Alain DeMuer: RhyDin's Bruce Wayne" November 8, 2010
To quote one of my favorite heroes growing up: "It is not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me."
This line was spoken not by a pacifist like Ghandi, nor by a commanding politician and Australian "Founding Father" like Sir Henry Parkes. It was not said by a civil rights activist like Martin Luther King Jr, or by an empiricist and modern English philosopher like Thomas Hobbes. After all, when you are nine years old, these names mean nothing to you. Often the men and women you end up idolizing when you are young are the ones whose faces are stamped or ironed onto your pajamas. And somewhere between Saturday morning cartoons and tying your blanket around your neck to resemble a cape, you begin to wonder if you'll ever be as heroic or popular as that billionaire playboy who moonlights as a technologically savvy superhero on the streets of Gotham. But just because someone's face or name is everywhere, does that necessarily make them worth venerating"
From the Kaldi Coffee in my cup, to the imported spices on my foccacia, to the Silver Mark clock hanging in my office, it doesn't take much effort at all to recognize one of RhyDin's most successful business ventures in almost every aspect of comfortable living. For virtually every commodity in RhyDin, it isn't a long walk back to DeMuer Exports. The Zeppa Soda you feed your kids, the sugar you use to make your office coffee cake, and even the wax byproducts that are used to polish your husband's boots can all be traced to what has become one of the most powerfully influential corporate conglomerates in the Multiverse. And like the Bruce Wayne of RhyDin, attached to that firm like a latchkey kid is popular ex-P.I. Alain Cavan DeMuer, a Baron hailing from New Brittany.
"A few years ago I wanted to find a more reliable source of income than contract work," explained DeMuer of the company's origins. "A friend and I put together a store called Kaldi's Gourmet Coffee, which specialized in highly varied, exotic blends from all across the Multiverse. When some local customers began requesting bulk shipments of various blends to their home countries and planets, the business rapidly grew and became DeMuer Exports. Later we moved on to spices, tea, sugar, sometimes chocolate....goods of that nature."
Indeed, in less than four years DeMuer Exports has, for all intents and purposes, become an arguably commercial tyrant here in RhyDin. And despite all evidence to the contrary, DeMuer personnel still insist on a compassionate position of competition and though-and-through moral fortitude - a position that Baron DeMuer was quick to assert in a private interview recently.
"Currently Mr. Jaster is negotiating with Governor Driscol's trade officials about a trade seal given to goods guaranteed not to involve slave labor in any way with the manufacture, preparation, or transport of those goods. Not for a tax break, not to mandate fees....merely as a means of empowering the consumers to know what they're buying and what goes into it."
Added DeMuer: "Now opportunity , and I have the opportunity to push the boundaries of business ethics in RhyDin to the practice of slavery and far beyond it."
Still, for a man so hell-bent on cleansing RhyDin consumers' consciences, the Baron was awfully hasty to retire as DeMuer Export's CEO.
"As you can imagine, being at the helm of a very large company is time-consuming," defended DeMuer. "The profits were and remain wonderful, but I couldn't give a company that size the attention it deserves with the other responsibilities I have. Namely the Barony of St. Aldwin. Also, I retain a number of shares in DeMuer Exports. Not the majority, but the company continues to provide me with a significant income."
I'll give him one thing - DeMuer certainly has that nonchalant billionaire playboy attitude down pat.
As for his on-again-off-again position on slavery in industry, DeMuer at least appears to be making some effort to play the part of a hero, even if the messages being sent are mixed.
"Whether or not the Governor's office approves a seal for other companies to use, as a stipulation of my 'retirement' DeMuer Exports must guarantee that all of its goods do not in any way involve slave labor," explained DeMuer. "I hope it will set a positive example for other companies, one I intend to emulate at Silver Mark and Zeppa Soda. ? I know that there must be limits, that you can't guarantee every little indirect connection, but the language of our guarantee right now covers the materials we are selling to the consumer - in the case of Silver Mark beer, the drink, the bottle and the cap, as well as the knowledge that no slaves work for the brewery in any capacity."
And yet, for as promising and altruistic a push against a pronounced injustice in RhyDin's culture, there is something inherently irresponsible about 'letting the next guy handle it.'
"I'm a Baron," argued DeMuer. "Jaster is the new CEO of DeMuer Exports because I trust him with this legacy. My first responsibility is to my countrymen, the people I lead. As St. Aldwin grows and finds itself in an ever wider diplomatic circle, my role as its advocate will only become more critical, and likely more time-consuming."
Given that the new state of St. Aldwin was established two and a half years ago, it seems a little too convenient that it suddenly demands all of the Baron's attention now - especially after such a controversial take on internal regulation. Even if this legacy manages to adhere to RhyDin's ever-evolving cultural archetype, exactly how will the idea cement itself if it lacks a solid foundation or a single voice behind it'
Without actions to reinforce ideas, words evaporate faster than the time it takes to process them. Thus, like Bruce Wayne's face becoming the mask of Batman, some can only hope Alain DeMuer is the mask that the Baron of Saint Aldwin wears. But until that time comes that we actually see the face behind the mask, I'll be content to pass up the Alain O's in the grocery store and choose the cereal of an honest hero.