Topic: Alain DeMuer: RhyDin's Bruce Wayne?

Darien Fenner

Date: 2010-11-08 16:43 EST
The following article was seen on page one of the RhyDin Post, November the eighth.

http://i738.photobucket.com/albums/xx21/dfenner_photo/6264346944a710cfe80dc5.jpg Senior Columnist and Investigative Journalist: Darien Fenner

Alain DeMuer: RhyDin's Bruce Wayne" November 8, 2010

To quote one of my favorite heroes growing up: "It is not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me."

This line was spoken not by a pacifist like Ghandi, nor by a commanding politician and Australian "Founding Father" like Sir Henry Parkes. It was not said by a civil rights activist like Martin Luther King Jr, or by an empiricist and modern English philosopher like Thomas Hobbes. After all, when you are nine years old, these names mean nothing to you. Often the men and women you end up idolizing when you are young are the ones whose faces are stamped or ironed onto your pajamas. And somewhere between Saturday morning cartoons and tying your blanket around your neck to resemble a cape, you begin to wonder if you'll ever be as heroic or popular as that billionaire playboy who moonlights as a technologically savvy superhero on the streets of Gotham. But just because someone's face or name is everywhere, does that necessarily make them worth venerating"

From the Kaldi Coffee in my cup, to the imported spices on my foccacia, to the Silver Mark clock hanging in my office, it doesn't take much effort at all to recognize one of RhyDin's most successful business ventures in almost every aspect of comfortable living. For virtually every commodity in RhyDin, it isn't a long walk back to DeMuer Exports. The Zeppa Soda you feed your kids, the sugar you use to make your office coffee cake, and even the wax byproducts that are used to polish your husband's boots can all be traced to what has become one of the most powerfully influential corporate conglomerates in the Multiverse. And like the Bruce Wayne of RhyDin, attached to that firm like a latchkey kid is popular ex-P.I. Alain Cavan DeMuer, a Baron hailing from New Brittany.

"A few years ago I wanted to find a more reliable source of income than contract work," explained DeMuer of the company's origins. "A friend and I put together a store called Kaldi's Gourmet Coffee, which specialized in highly varied, exotic blends from all across the Multiverse. When some local customers began requesting bulk shipments of various blends to their home countries and planets, the business rapidly grew and became DeMuer Exports. Later we moved on to spices, tea, sugar, sometimes chocolate....goods of that nature."

Indeed, in less than four years DeMuer Exports has, for all intents and purposes, become an arguably commercial tyrant here in RhyDin. And despite all evidence to the contrary, DeMuer personnel still insist on a compassionate position of competition and though-and-through moral fortitude - a position that Baron DeMuer was quick to assert in a private interview recently.

"Currently Mr. Jaster is negotiating with Governor Driscol's trade officials about a trade seal given to goods guaranteed not to involve slave labor in any way with the manufacture, preparation, or transport of those goods. Not for a tax break, not to mandate fees....merely as a means of empowering the consumers to know what they're buying and what goes into it."

Added DeMuer: "Now opportunity , and I have the opportunity to push the boundaries of business ethics in RhyDin to the practice of slavery and far beyond it."

Still, for a man so hell-bent on cleansing RhyDin consumers' consciences, the Baron was awfully hasty to retire as DeMuer Export's CEO.

"As you can imagine, being at the helm of a very large company is time-consuming," defended DeMuer. "The profits were and remain wonderful, but I couldn't give a company that size the attention it deserves with the other responsibilities I have. Namely the Barony of St. Aldwin. Also, I retain a number of shares in DeMuer Exports. Not the majority, but the company continues to provide me with a significant income."

I'll give him one thing - DeMuer certainly has that nonchalant billionaire playboy attitude down pat.

As for his on-again-off-again position on slavery in industry, DeMuer at least appears to be making some effort to play the part of a hero, even if the messages being sent are mixed.

"Whether or not the Governor's office approves a seal for other companies to use, as a stipulation of my 'retirement' DeMuer Exports must guarantee that all of its goods do not in any way involve slave labor," explained DeMuer. "I hope it will set a positive example for other companies, one I intend to emulate at Silver Mark and Zeppa Soda. ? I know that there must be limits, that you can't guarantee every little indirect connection, but the language of our guarantee right now covers the materials we are selling to the consumer - in the case of Silver Mark beer, the drink, the bottle and the cap, as well as the knowledge that no slaves work for the brewery in any capacity."

And yet, for as promising and altruistic a push against a pronounced injustice in RhyDin's culture, there is something inherently irresponsible about 'letting the next guy handle it.'

"I'm a Baron," argued DeMuer. "Jaster is the new CEO of DeMuer Exports because I trust him with this legacy. My first responsibility is to my countrymen, the people I lead. As St. Aldwin grows and finds itself in an ever wider diplomatic circle, my role as its advocate will only become more critical, and likely more time-consuming."

Given that the new state of St. Aldwin was established two and a half years ago, it seems a little too convenient that it suddenly demands all of the Baron's attention now - especially after such a controversial take on internal regulation. Even if this legacy manages to adhere to RhyDin's ever-evolving cultural archetype, exactly how will the idea cement itself if it lacks a solid foundation or a single voice behind it'

Without actions to reinforce ideas, words evaporate faster than the time it takes to process them. Thus, like Bruce Wayne's face becoming the mask of Batman, some can only hope Alain DeMuer is the mask that the Baron of Saint Aldwin wears. But until that time comes that we actually see the face behind the mask, I'll be content to pass up the Alain O's in the grocery store and choose the cereal of an honest hero.

Darien Fenner

Date: 2010-11-08 16:47 EST
The following transcript was published on page ten of the RhyDin Post, November the eighth.

Fenner: What is your full name and occupation for the record"

DeMuer: Alain Cavan DeMuer, Baron of St. Aldwin.

Fenner: Now I hope you'll be patient with me, but if it is all right with you, I'd like to go into your history a bit. For those that don't know, I wonder if you'd explain where your Baronial territory is.

DeMuer: Currently the Barony occupies two islands on an otherwise empty planet we've named Drasill. Thanks to the strange nature of cross-realms travel, it's a short trip there from the city of RhyDin by either land or sea.

Fenner: And how long have you been affiliated with St. Aldwin"

DeMuer: The title was revived and given to me approximately two and a half years ago. However, it was first granted to the DeMuer family about....eight centuries ago.

Fenner: Revived" Would you care to expand on that'

DeMuer: Several centuries ago, for various political reasons, my family lost the title, which at that time applied to another place, the city-state I hail from. When the new state of St. Aldwin was established two and a half years ago, here near RhyDin, the citizens wanted to grant me a title. Reviving my family's old one was the easiest solution.

Fenner: So that would mean you've been in RhyDin about two and a half years"

DeMuer: I've been in RhyDin for four years and three months.

Fenner: Where did you live before coming to RhyDin"

DeMuer: A place called New Brittany. It was on a version of Earth, I suspect not too different from yours.

Fenner: What made you decide to come to RhyDin"

DeMuer: Civil war. When it started to involve heavy aerial bombardment of our city, my cousins, my sister and I decided it was no longer safe to stay.

Fenner: Fast-forward four years, then. How did you make yourself busy in RhyDin at first'

DeMuer: Security work. It was only several months of that until I became a private investigator. RhyDin has never been wanting for security work, nor cases to investigate.

Fenner: And how did you go from private investigator to head of a corporate conglomerate"

DeMuer: A few years ago I wanted to find a more reliable source of income than contract work. A friend and I put together a store called Kaldi's Gourmet Coffee, which specialized in highly varied, exotic blends from all across the Multiverse. When some local customers began requesting bulk shipments of various blends to their home countries and planets, the business rapidly grew, and became DeMuer Exports. Later we moved on to spices, tea, sugar, sometimes chocolate....goods of that nature.

Fenner: And what kind of position did you and your friend have in DeMuer Exports"

DeMuer: My friend was not involved in the coffee store's transition to the wider import-export business. However, as the primary shareholder until very recently, I was Chief Executive Officer at DeMuer Exports.

Fenner: You just told me that you were looking for a better source of income besides contract work. Pardon me for being blunt, but a CEO for a business of D.E.'s magnitude wouldn't exactly be struggling in the same fashion that, say, a private investigator might. Now last July you rather abruptly stepped down from that position, correct' If your original intention was to make a steady living, why would you give up an opportunity like that"

DeMuer: Laughter. Because when I opened Kaldi as a coffee shop, I didn't foresee it becoming DeMuer Exports. Kaldi was part of a set of stable assets, including the Silver Mark Brewing Co. and Zeppa Soda Co., both of which have seen more....modest growth. As you can imagine, being at the helm of a very large company is time-consuming. The profits were and remain wonderful, but I couldn't give a company that size the attention it deserves with the other responsibilities I have. Namely the Barony of St. Aldwin. Also, I retain a number of shares in DeMuer Exports. Not the majority, but the company continues to provide me with a significant income.

Fenner: Who have you left controlling interests to"

DeMuer: I'll try not to get too deep into the dominant political practices in the Barony....but legislative bodies, both regional and national, typically generate their funds through corporate assets. I gave many of my shares to the townships of Esperance and Sainte-Ouen and the Baronial Council, and sold another part to Dib Jaster Aurene, who was previously the Deputy Executive Officer. A majority of shareholders have elected him as the new CEO, and I'm sure he'll continue to serve the company very well.

Fenner: Let's talk about the circumstances of your retirement, then. An article recently published in RhyDin Business Review addressed your aggressive stance on fair trade - an interesting position for a notoriously cutthroat enterprise. Would you tell our readers a little bit about that"

DeMuer: I remember the article well....Their angle was hard, but it was a fair assessment. Currently Mr. Jaster is negotiating with Governor Driscol's trade officials about a trade seal given to goods guaranteed not to involve slave labor in any way with the manufacture, preparation, or transport of those goods. Not for a tax break, not to mandate fees....merely as a means of empowering the consumers to know what they're buying and what goes into it. Whether or not the Governor's office approves a seal for other companies to use, as a stipulation of my 'retirement' DeMuer Exports must guarantee that all of its goods do not in any way involve slave labor. I hope it will set a positive example for other companies, one I intend to emulate at Silver Mark and Zeppa Soda.

Fenner: Now you're talking about regulation, aren't you? While I realize that every company has the right to regulate where and where not their products come from or how they are produced, you have to admit that slavery has, for a very long time, been an integral part of RhyDin society. Do you honestly expect employees to inspect every last aspect of your company's stock before it hits market shelves"

DeMuer: That's the benefit of buying bulk - even if 'bulk' is a smaller amount for companies like Silver Mark, it's not a matter of inspecting every bottle of beer, for example, but each farm and plantation we buy hops, wheat and barley from, and the glass factory that supplies our bottles. I know that there must be limits, that you can't guarantee every little indirect connection, but the language of our guarantee right now covers the materials we are selling to the consumer - in the case of Silver Mark beer, the drink, the bottle and the cap, as well as the knowledge that no slaves work for the brewery in any capacity.

Fenner: Both DeMuer and the slave industry have been thriving for a while, Baron. If I may; Why now" Do you find it convenient to regulate the production and distribution of your commodities only after the success of your company is well-established"

DeMuer: It's been an unofficial practice of DeMuer Exports since its establishment. Honestly, there are two reasons I'm doing it right now - Mr. Jaster and I only came up with the idea this year, and I've been better equipped to negotiate with the other shareholders by tying this to the sale of my shares. While start-ups are often owned by one man, with larger companies it's much less common, and in the last two years DeMuer Exports has become very eager to grow up. Now they have that opportunity, and I have the opportunity to push the boundaries of business ethics in RhyDin to the practice of slavery and far beyond it.

Fenner: You're not just pushing the boundary of business ethics, Baron. You are pushing the boundary of ethics in general. How have the other shareholders responded to such stipulations"

DeMuer: I won't lie. A few have left. However, we've had new shareholders coming in as part of this deal, and most have embraced the changes. The major difference from DeMuer Exports is not in its practices, which were already unofficially in effect, but in its public face, setting an example for other companies and empowering the social conscience of consumers. You're right that it's regulatory, but as you pointed out yourself, it's internal regulation. Nothing at all is being forced on the outside world.

Fenner: This is a pretty big legacy for you to offer up and then suddenly walk away from, Baron. What do you plan to do with your time now that it won't be spent cleaning your customers' consciences"

DeMuer: Laughter. You've just said it yourself, Darien. I'm a Baron. Jaster is the new CEO of DeMuer Exports because I trust him with this legacy. My first responsibility is to my countrymen, the people I lead. As St. Aldwin grows and finds itself in an ever wider diplomatic circle, my role as its advocate will only become more critical, and likely more time-consuming.

Non-applicable portion deleted.

Fenner: I think that will work for me for now, Baron. Is there anything else you'd like to add"

DeMuer: ...Silver Mark tastes better than Badsider. More variety, higher quality. It's just better beer.

End transcript.