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Gossip Columnist: Emmet "The It Man" Bane
Color Your City: The Night in Review! October 9, 2011
COLOR YOUR CITY!
I must admit that part of me will miss the anticipation and the party plugging. On the other hand, though, I think I've had more than my fair share of cleaning paint out of bodily crevices to last a lifetime.
EARS, people. I was talking about my ears. Get your minds out of the gutter.
For those of you who did not attend our fantabulous rave and paint party, SHAME ON YOU! You missed a chaotically entertaining evening of cursing, body slamming, and Ed Batten going all sniper-like on poor, unwitting sods who thought that paint-filled squirt guns would be enough to net their team the Paint War win. Hello' This is RhyDin. I'm surprised people did not show up with grenade launchers filled with paint bombs.
Long story short, there was much painting involved. And though our illustrious Green Team was the official winner, earning themselves some Spacers season tickets and an evening with the Governor herself, you were all winners last night.
Or that's the company line, anyway. This judge says that Kazzy and I won. So ha. I shall reward myself with a congratulatory pat on the back. And perhaps an extra five minutes of gawking at pictures of the paint-covered, nearly naked ladies from the red team. Wowza.
But all generalities aside. Let's get to the gossip!
You know" for someone as flipping competitive as Pslyder (I am surprised he did not tackle opposing teams during the paint war), you would think he would be peeved about wifey Jaycy locking lips with another lady. But then again, this feisty pair is definitely freaky. And since I am sick of alliteration at this point, I'll just up and say: You better believe my sources didn't miss Jaycy and Psly sneaking out mid-party, only to sneak back in later with suspicious smiles on their faces. That can mean one of two things: Either they went out on a killing spree, or Psly put a little color in Jaycy's cheeks in private, ifyaknowwhatImean. I applaud you, sir. That particular situation is definitely on my bucket list. Coming straight from the source, the wedded couple seems to be doing excellently so far. And why shouldn't they be, when they are so readily willing to get their freak on' It certainly begs the question, though: How much freakier can it get"
O.K. This is why I like Koy. Firsthand experience reveals that Psly ain't got nothin" on her competitive side. Mid-match during the paint war, I witnessed a full-on tackle of her man Matt, who against all odds seemed to be having a blast. Given that we only ever tend to see Matt in serious news or spitting and snarling at Wyheree in a ring, it was certainly a treat to experience some malicious cheer emanating from the fellow. I don't know if he was drunk or just in good humor, but either way I should hope to enlist his services when it comes time for our company winter snowball war. Interested"
Tara, Tara, Tara, my love. What was going on there with Davian' As one who either gets incredibly into parties or unleashes hellspawn on them, I was startled to see how subdued my favorite co"kroach killa was. Unfortunately the music was a bit too loud for my sources to get even one word out of their interaction, but from what they could see she seemed quite perturbed, and he quite vexed. And while I realize that Tara's unique habits and" spirited personality have been known to vex maaaaaaybe a person or two in the past (nobody's perfect), this situation seemed remarkably macabre for the both of them. Post Spies: Assemble! I want everything you've got on Davian, starting with his last name.
Egads! I may have to rethink my position on LovePuppet Lucien and Kate. For a while now I haven't been able to really get that pair. Their personalities have always just struck me as incredibly different. Kate is so' Kate, and Lucien is" well, Lucien. But after witnessing their dynamic Saturday night, I can safely say now that Kate brings out the wild side in the "ol barrister. By his lonesome Lucien is definitely a quiet, respectable fellow, but putting him in the same room with Kate is like putting Tara, uh, anywhere. Explosions and/or chemistry will happen. It makes me worry for him, though. Lucien is one of the few genuinely respectable dudes left in RhyDin, and I am wary that too much exposure to Kate will change that. Listen, babe. We have no problem with you taking him out for a joyride, but when you finally return him we expect him to be in perfect condition and with a full tank.
Color Your City: The Night in Review! October 9, 2011
COLOR YOUR CITY!
I must admit that part of me will miss the anticipation and the party plugging. On the other hand, though, I think I've had more than my fair share of cleaning paint out of bodily crevices to last a lifetime.
EARS, people. I was talking about my ears. Get your minds out of the gutter.
For those of you who did not attend our fantabulous rave and paint party, SHAME ON YOU! You missed a chaotically entertaining evening of cursing, body slamming, and Ed Batten going all sniper-like on poor, unwitting sods who thought that paint-filled squirt guns would be enough to net their team the Paint War win. Hello' This is RhyDin. I'm surprised people did not show up with grenade launchers filled with paint bombs.
Long story short, there was much painting involved. And though our illustrious Green Team was the official winner, earning themselves some Spacers season tickets and an evening with the Governor herself, you were all winners last night.
Or that's the company line, anyway. This judge says that Kazzy and I won. So ha. I shall reward myself with a congratulatory pat on the back. And perhaps an extra five minutes of gawking at pictures of the paint-covered, nearly naked ladies from the red team. Wowza.
But all generalities aside. Let's get to the gossip!
You know" for someone as flipping competitive as Pslyder (I am surprised he did not tackle opposing teams during the paint war), you would think he would be peeved about wifey Jaycy locking lips with another lady. But then again, this feisty pair is definitely freaky. And since I am sick of alliteration at this point, I'll just up and say: You better believe my sources didn't miss Jaycy and Psly sneaking out mid-party, only to sneak back in later with suspicious smiles on their faces. That can mean one of two things: Either they went out on a killing spree, or Psly put a little color in Jaycy's cheeks in private, ifyaknowwhatImean. I applaud you, sir. That particular situation is definitely on my bucket list. Coming straight from the source, the wedded couple seems to be doing excellently so far. And why shouldn't they be, when they are so readily willing to get their freak on' It certainly begs the question, though: How much freakier can it get"
O.K. This is why I like Koy. Firsthand experience reveals that Psly ain't got nothin" on her competitive side. Mid-match during the paint war, I witnessed a full-on tackle of her man Matt, who against all odds seemed to be having a blast. Given that we only ever tend to see Matt in serious news or spitting and snarling at Wyheree in a ring, it was certainly a treat to experience some malicious cheer emanating from the fellow. I don't know if he was drunk or just in good humor, but either way I should hope to enlist his services when it comes time for our company winter snowball war. Interested"
Tara, Tara, Tara, my love. What was going on there with Davian' As one who either gets incredibly into parties or unleashes hellspawn on them, I was startled to see how subdued my favorite co"kroach killa was. Unfortunately the music was a bit too loud for my sources to get even one word out of their interaction, but from what they could see she seemed quite perturbed, and he quite vexed. And while I realize that Tara's unique habits and" spirited personality have been known to vex maaaaaaybe a person or two in the past (nobody's perfect), this situation seemed remarkably macabre for the both of them. Post Spies: Assemble! I want everything you've got on Davian, starting with his last name.
Egads! I may have to rethink my position on LovePuppet Lucien and Kate. For a while now I haven't been able to really get that pair. Their personalities have always just struck me as incredibly different. Kate is so' Kate, and Lucien is" well, Lucien. But after witnessing their dynamic Saturday night, I can safely say now that Kate brings out the wild side in the "ol barrister. By his lonesome Lucien is definitely a quiet, respectable fellow, but putting him in the same room with Kate is like putting Tara, uh, anywhere. Explosions and/or chemistry will happen. It makes me worry for him, though. Lucien is one of the few genuinely respectable dudes left in RhyDin, and I am wary that too much exposure to Kate will change that. Listen, babe. We have no problem with you taking him out for a joyride, but when you finally return him we expect him to be in perfect condition and with a full tank.