What's Old is New Again: The Return of Team Dueling!
Freelancer - Colin Talvitie
Team dueling" That's right, it's back in Rhydin. We're not talking about that eons-long Tour de Rhydin insanity, either. No, this time it's an 8-team-no-holds-barred-single-elimination-do-or-di e-one-shot-lose-and-cry-into-your-pint spectacular!
And of course I, Colin Talvitie, am here to tell you why your favourite team/dueler probably won't get the job done. Why' Because they probably won't. That's the grand thing about being a realist"I get to point out the obvious things that most of you fanatics out there blatantly ignore (yes, Team Fist followers, I'm still talking to you).
After years of employ at The Ringside Post, I've decided to pick up my rucksack and go rogue. Freelance is the new hotness! My newfound status as writer-mercenary's already got my pantry stocked with more cans of pork and beans than can possibly be good for me. More importantly, I can afford my favorite pints.
You'll notice that unlike most of the hacks, oh, sorry, established authors here at The Rhydin Post, there's no nice picture of me to go along with my articles. Why' Guess they don't trust me yet. Or they don't think I'll last. But you, dear readers, you'll prove those prats who run this rag wrong, wontcha" I know you will.
Before someone remembers I get paid by the word now, let's take a look at the teams entered in this as-yet-nameless team tournament where I expect to see much stabbing, clubbing, bludgeoning, and general mayhem. Those of you familiar with team dueling will recall that it's a whole different world than 'regular" dueling. It's not always about just getting in the ring and hacking away. Every point you score (or don't score) can mean the difference between a team win and a team loss. Many of the duelers in this tournament have prior team experience, either in the Team Dueling League, the Iron Fists League, or elsewhere. Though those leagues folded years ago, and though the rules for this tournament (especially the method of dueler pairings) differ, the team dueling principles remain.
As far as the teams go, most of them are bollocks, and I'm happy to explain why. First up, an old favourite?
Team dueling" That's right, it's back in Rhydin. We're not talking about that eons-long Tour de Rhydin insanity, either. No, this time it's an 8-team-no-holds-barred-single-elimination-do-or-di e-one-shot-lose-and-cry-into-your-pint spectacular!
And of course I, Colin Talvitie, am here to tell you why your favourite team/dueler probably won't get the job done. Why' Because they probably won't. That's the grand thing about being a realist"I get to point out the obvious things that most of you fanatics out there blatantly ignore (yes, Team Fist followers, I'm still talking to you).
After years of employ at The Ringside Post, I've decided to pick up my rucksack and go rogue. Freelance is the new hotness! My newfound status as writer-mercenary's already got my pantry stocked with more cans of pork and beans than can possibly be good for me. More importantly, I can afford my favorite pints.
You'll notice that unlike most of the hacks, oh, sorry, established authors here at The Rhydin Post, there's no nice picture of me to go along with my articles. Why' Guess they don't trust me yet. Or they don't think I'll last. But you, dear readers, you'll prove those prats who run this rag wrong, wontcha" I know you will.
Before someone remembers I get paid by the word now, let's take a look at the teams entered in this as-yet-nameless team tournament where I expect to see much stabbing, clubbing, bludgeoning, and general mayhem. Those of you familiar with team dueling will recall that it's a whole different world than 'regular" dueling. It's not always about just getting in the ring and hacking away. Every point you score (or don't score) can mean the difference between a team win and a team loss. Many of the duelers in this tournament have prior team experience, either in the Team Dueling League, the Iron Fists League, or elsewhere. Though those leagues folded years ago, and though the rules for this tournament (especially the method of dueler pairings) differ, the team dueling principles remain.
As far as the teams go, most of them are bollocks, and I'm happy to explain why. First up, an old favourite?