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Gossip Columnist: Emmet "The It Man" Bane
Fifty Jobs They'll Never Have September 3, 2010
What's that, RhyDin" You hate your job' Oh, well why didn't you say so! There's a special support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and we meet at the bar on Wednesdays.*
How does that old saying go' If a job is worth doing, it's worth doing well" Bollucks, I say. Unless it's a truly engaging and fantastic kind of work, chances are at some point it is going to get monotonous, and you're going to slack. It's just human/orcish/elvish/vampiric/sluggish/algaeic/unic ellular nature. But hey. You pick a career, you stick with it, right' We're just relieved that you picked one that's remotely reasonable (or at least generally character-appropriate).
Having a look at our favorite RhyDinians, we here at the Gossip Column managed to whip together a list of careers we're relatively certain a few people might not make it in. Then again, there's a first time for everything.
Without further ado, we give you: Fifty Jobs They'll Never Have!
Rekah Illyriana : Mortician
Mish'Cael : Speech Therapist
Audrey Horne : Marriage Counselor
Drake Jones : Social Worker
Mirabelle : Tax Auditor
Vas Drel : Chastity Coach
Fenris Wolf : WWE Championship Wrestler
Chryrie Nightstar : Family Therapist
Tormay Eludes : Necromancer
Aoife Duggan : Phone Psychic
Drithnak : Minister of Citizen Resources
Neo Eternity : Porn Retailer
David Lo : Supermodel
Shylah : Professional Feminist
Kheldar Drasinia : Trend Forecaster
Colleen MacLeod : Crocodile Wrangler
Kalamere Ar'Din : Barista
Tasslehofl Momus : Girls Basketball Coach
Pearl : Youth Group Leader
Alystrianna : Phlebotomist
Travanix : Naturopath
Joey Damarco : Professional Drug Tester
Jake Duncan : CEO for Market Advertising Firm
Aja Bird : Nuclear Engineer
Corlanthis Wystansayr : International Spy
Artemus Kurgen : Hypnotist
Ahni : Motivational Speaker
Rix Favre : Fashion Consultant
Jaycy Ashleana : Telemarketer
Kate : Circus Carny
Darcy Huntington Shimmerscale : Life Coach
Mason : Spiritual Advisor
Sitalkis: Corporate Investment Mogul
Throx Skullcrusher : Dermatologist
Petyr M. : Drill Instructor
Arts : Daycare Supervisor
Xanth Van Bokkelen : Crisis Hotline Shift Leader
Hina : Sex Ed Instructor
Elessaria De'Vabriel : Herpetologist
Duci : Construction Worker
Stephen Kidd : Molecular Biologist
Kat Ollavan : Relationship Counselor
Gwen Minx : Mime
Ali al Amat : Comedian
Connar V. : Pickpocket
Mayverdia Aleta : Career Counselor
Gabriel : AA Sponsor
Darkmere Alcar : Judge for RhyDin's Got Talent!
Topaz : Mail Carrier
Quinn Benoit : Walking Billboard
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Fifty Jobs They'll Never Have September 3, 2010
What's that, RhyDin" You hate your job' Oh, well why didn't you say so! There's a special support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and we meet at the bar on Wednesdays.*
How does that old saying go' If a job is worth doing, it's worth doing well" Bollucks, I say. Unless it's a truly engaging and fantastic kind of work, chances are at some point it is going to get monotonous, and you're going to slack. It's just human/orcish/elvish/vampiric/sluggish/algaeic/unic ellular nature. But hey. You pick a career, you stick with it, right' We're just relieved that you picked one that's remotely reasonable (or at least generally character-appropriate).
Having a look at our favorite RhyDinians, we here at the Gossip Column managed to whip together a list of careers we're relatively certain a few people might not make it in. Then again, there's a first time for everything.
Without further ado, we give you: Fifty Jobs They'll Never Have!
Rekah Illyriana : Mortician
Mish'Cael : Speech Therapist
Audrey Horne : Marriage Counselor
Drake Jones : Social Worker
Mirabelle : Tax Auditor
Vas Drel : Chastity Coach
Fenris Wolf : WWE Championship Wrestler
Chryrie Nightstar : Family Therapist
Tormay Eludes : Necromancer
Aoife Duggan : Phone Psychic
Drithnak : Minister of Citizen Resources
Neo Eternity : Porn Retailer
David Lo : Supermodel
Shylah : Professional Feminist
Kheldar Drasinia : Trend Forecaster
Colleen MacLeod : Crocodile Wrangler
Kalamere Ar'Din : Barista
Tasslehofl Momus : Girls Basketball Coach
Pearl : Youth Group Leader
Alystrianna : Phlebotomist
Travanix : Naturopath
Joey Damarco : Professional Drug Tester
Jake Duncan : CEO for Market Advertising Firm
Aja Bird : Nuclear Engineer
Corlanthis Wystansayr : International Spy
Artemus Kurgen : Hypnotist
Ahni : Motivational Speaker
Rix Favre : Fashion Consultant
Jaycy Ashleana : Telemarketer
Kate : Circus Carny
Darcy Huntington Shimmerscale : Life Coach
Mason : Spiritual Advisor
Sitalkis: Corporate Investment Mogul
Throx Skullcrusher : Dermatologist
Petyr M. : Drill Instructor
Arts : Daycare Supervisor
Xanth Van Bokkelen : Crisis Hotline Shift Leader
Hina : Sex Ed Instructor
Elessaria De'Vabriel : Herpetologist
Duci : Construction Worker
Stephen Kidd : Molecular Biologist
Kat Ollavan : Relationship Counselor
Gwen Minx : Mime
Ali al Amat : Comedian
Connar V. : Pickpocket
Mayverdia Aleta : Career Counselor
Gabriel : AA Sponsor
Darkmere Alcar : Judge for RhyDin's Got Talent!
Topaz : Mail Carrier
Quinn Benoit : Walking Billboard
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