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Gossip Columnist: Emmet "The It Man" Bane
Less is More this Valentine's Day! The Line between Sweet and Sleazy! February 14, 2010
Love is in the air, RhyDin!
Personally, we can't decide if it's the sweet, hurts your teeth and makes you awwww until you pass out kind of love, or if it is the kind that makes you turn up your nose and triggers your gag reflex. With Valentine's Day front and center, debuting in cheesy cards and slammin" disco parties all across the city, the Post had an opportunity to delve into RhyDinian habit and do some hardcore analysis. Ladies, and gents, it is one thing to play a song for your girl on the guitar outside her apartment. It is something completely different to hijack a sound system at a baseball game to put on a mix tape for your honey and be arrested in the process.
See what we're saying" Are you catching our drift' Boundaries, ladies and gents. Have a little class on this day of love!
Still completely clueless? Perhaps we can give you some hints. RhyDin, we are pleased to present to you this Valentine's Day's edition of the Post's Sweet vs. Sleazy!
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Sweet: Having fish for decoration at a party. | Sleazy: Making out with a fishbowl.
Sweet: Wearing fishnet as a fashionable accessory. | Sleazy: Wearing it as an entire garment at a semiformal occasion (Or wearing nothing at all!).
Sweet: Telling your date she looks beautiful. | Sleazy: Groping her to emphasize that point.
Sweet: Giving lessons on how to compliment one's date. | Sleazy: Doing so while flirting shamelessly.
Sweet: Conveniently (and very attractively!) getting some cupcake icing on your nose. | Sleazy: Horking the entire cupcake down in one bite.
Sweet: Being arrogant in a charming kind of way. | Sleazy: Being arrogant in a skanky kind of way.
Sweet: Teasing each other timidly at a public event. | Sleazy: Fighting with each other at a public event.
Sweet: Making a Valentine's gift for your wife. | Sleazy: Stealing a Valentine's gift for your wife.
Sweet: Being modestly affectionate on the dance floor. | Sleazy: Getting busy on the dance floor.
Sweet: Sharing a drink with close friends. | Sleazy: Doing tequila shots with exes.
Sweet: Requesting romantic love songs to dance to. | Sleazy: Heckling the DJ all night.
Sweet: Showing a little skin at a semiformal occasion. | Sleazy: Stripping on a table at a semiformal occasion.
Take some pointers, RhyDin! Less is more this Valentine's Day. And you better believe we want to hear all about your V-Day adventures slash horror stories! Delight us! Shock us! Terrify us! We'll take any of the above! Just put those pens to paper and get your letters in!
Until next time, you stay sassy RhyDin!
Less is More this Valentine's Day! The Line between Sweet and Sleazy! February 14, 2010
Love is in the air, RhyDin!
Personally, we can't decide if it's the sweet, hurts your teeth and makes you awwww until you pass out kind of love, or if it is the kind that makes you turn up your nose and triggers your gag reflex. With Valentine's Day front and center, debuting in cheesy cards and slammin" disco parties all across the city, the Post had an opportunity to delve into RhyDinian habit and do some hardcore analysis. Ladies, and gents, it is one thing to play a song for your girl on the guitar outside her apartment. It is something completely different to hijack a sound system at a baseball game to put on a mix tape for your honey and be arrested in the process.
See what we're saying" Are you catching our drift' Boundaries, ladies and gents. Have a little class on this day of love!
Still completely clueless? Perhaps we can give you some hints. RhyDin, we are pleased to present to you this Valentine's Day's edition of the Post's Sweet vs. Sleazy!
http://i738.photobucket.com/albums/xx21/dfenner_photo/website_5valentine-1.jpg
Sweet: Having fish for decoration at a party. | Sleazy: Making out with a fishbowl.
Sweet: Wearing fishnet as a fashionable accessory. | Sleazy: Wearing it as an entire garment at a semiformal occasion (Or wearing nothing at all!).
Sweet: Telling your date she looks beautiful. | Sleazy: Groping her to emphasize that point.
Sweet: Giving lessons on how to compliment one's date. | Sleazy: Doing so while flirting shamelessly.
Sweet: Conveniently (and very attractively!) getting some cupcake icing on your nose. | Sleazy: Horking the entire cupcake down in one bite.
Sweet: Being arrogant in a charming kind of way. | Sleazy: Being arrogant in a skanky kind of way.
Sweet: Teasing each other timidly at a public event. | Sleazy: Fighting with each other at a public event.
Sweet: Making a Valentine's gift for your wife. | Sleazy: Stealing a Valentine's gift for your wife.
Sweet: Being modestly affectionate on the dance floor. | Sleazy: Getting busy on the dance floor.
Sweet: Sharing a drink with close friends. | Sleazy: Doing tequila shots with exes.
Sweet: Requesting romantic love songs to dance to. | Sleazy: Heckling the DJ all night.
Sweet: Showing a little skin at a semiformal occasion. | Sleazy: Stripping on a table at a semiformal occasion.
Take some pointers, RhyDin! Less is more this Valentine's Day. And you better believe we want to hear all about your V-Day adventures slash horror stories! Delight us! Shock us! Terrify us! We'll take any of the above! Just put those pens to paper and get your letters in!
Until next time, you stay sassy RhyDin!