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Gossip Columnist: Emmet "The It Man" Bane
Narcisissm and Newcomers: The Week in Review! May 29, 2011
I'll credit you this much, RhyDin: This time around I received quite a few more surprises than I was expecting when it came to checking my inbox this morning! It's a step in the right direction, but keep up the drama! And, as always, keep me informed!
First things first. Apparently Lelah's got the whole town cooking with this movie business. When beautiful women aren't threatening to produce an expos" about Jon Granger (P.S. We would totally pay to see that, FYI) the chatter mainly pertains to what the cast is up to and how far along A Murder of Crowes is in the movie-making process. It probably has something to do with the fact that that's all Lelah EVER talks about, but I guess the price of good promotion is sounding like a broken record. And apparently falling head over heels for your own reflection.
Anyway. So remember Daniel Tej" The one who hates when we gossip about him' Well, gossip gossip gossip. Apparently the stud is back and was spotted having a nice conversation with the leggy, lovely (albeit somewhat licentious) Lelah about " go figure " her upcoming film. Regardless, Daniel seemed to be in pretty good sorts and even had a laugh or two at her expense. It is a little refreshing to see that the guy has more than just a severe side. I guarantee you won't make it through your golden years if you take yourself too seriously. Live a little.
And speaking of sides" Jon Granger has a naaaaughty side! From what my sources tell me, he has been lately in some mood where every other word is a sex joke (use your imagination' or don't) and it is absolutely hysterical. You know a person is in a good way when he isn't afraid to make fun of not only his friends and those around him but himself as well. It reminds me a little of how the Ex-Constable Hotstuffs used to be before Ri-Lo was all atwitter with wifedom. At the very least Ri-Lo still seems like herself for now but the instant she starts hosting Tupperware parties or cutting coupons I am OUT of here.
From what I'm told Ed Batten may or may not have been putting the moves on the Lieutenant of Gubernatorial Document Facilitation. I've decided to call Erin that because "assistant' seems just too puny a title for someone who is supposed to be so important. But I have some news for you, boyo. While the "Yeah, I've been shot before" line most definitely probably turns some women on in this town (as much as actually shooting people does, I'd wager), telling a woman "Yes, I am shot at all the time" might not improve your chances. Living dangerously kind of loses its appeal after the fourth time you're mistaken for your hubby in a dark alleyway and have to visit the doctor to have that slug removed again. Then again, it's kind of hard to pass up a billionaire playboy with a Cajun accent and bullet scars. What are you waiting for, woman' Give him your phone number!
You know" I don't think I had ever seen Victor smile before Monday night. While my sources didn't catch much wind of his and Anyanka's conversation, word has it it was pretty jovial " albeit tinged with their usual brand of mischief. Anyanka has always struck me as the kind of woman who would smile beatifically as she gutted you with a pair of scissors, and that's probably what is so hot about her " not the gutting part, obviously, but the fact that you never know what that sharp-toothed minx is thinking behind that goddess-like visage of hers. My previous impression was that her man Victor was cut from the same cloth, but these days I'm beginning to think that Anyanka is slightly more devious than he " and that is saying something. Looks like he'll just have to do something especially wicked to change my mind.
Speaking of things I never expected to happen" I never expected in a billion trillion years to begin my ramble about Reap and PJ with anything but distaste. Imagine my surprise when I received news about them hanging out in the Inn Tuesday and I felt nothing but fondness for them. I think my enemies must have discovered where I get my lattes and are spiking them with happy juice. Anyway, apparently PJ and Reap were talking about throwing livestock off a roof or something " traditional RhyDin speak " and just seemed exceptionally comfortable in each others" presence. I never thought I'd say this, but I am happy for them. Reap may be a bit of a bastard at times and PJ might not ever be the kind of woman who is spotted in an art gallery, but I'd say the two of them have been through enough crud to merit something even remotely sane. Then again, this is Reap and PJ I'm talking about, so putting the two of them in the same room and expecting sanity might be reaching.
With Gem's devilish side, I have to admit I'm a little disappointed with the vanilla way she behaves with Ezekiel. She has only been back for a short amount of time (all things considered) and I have yet to see her really go nuts! Usually it takes a certain amount of testosterone to trigger that kind of a reaction, so here's hoping that Ezekiel is up to the task. From what I'm told the fabulous Gem caught up with old pal Tenacity and introduced her to Mr. Haagen-Dazs, who apparently can cook. Tenacity reportedly wasn't terribly impressed until she began drinking, and even then kept her cool while Ezekiel permitted the charming Gem to stuff her charming little face with charming foods. Words to the wise, dude: after your chick, the first person you need to impress is her best friend, and I don't think playing soccer mom is the surest way to get there.
Narcisissm and Newcomers: The Week in Review! May 29, 2011
I'll credit you this much, RhyDin: This time around I received quite a few more surprises than I was expecting when it came to checking my inbox this morning! It's a step in the right direction, but keep up the drama! And, as always, keep me informed!
First things first. Apparently Lelah's got the whole town cooking with this movie business. When beautiful women aren't threatening to produce an expos" about Jon Granger (P.S. We would totally pay to see that, FYI) the chatter mainly pertains to what the cast is up to and how far along A Murder of Crowes is in the movie-making process. It probably has something to do with the fact that that's all Lelah EVER talks about, but I guess the price of good promotion is sounding like a broken record. And apparently falling head over heels for your own reflection.
Anyway. So remember Daniel Tej" The one who hates when we gossip about him' Well, gossip gossip gossip. Apparently the stud is back and was spotted having a nice conversation with the leggy, lovely (albeit somewhat licentious) Lelah about " go figure " her upcoming film. Regardless, Daniel seemed to be in pretty good sorts and even had a laugh or two at her expense. It is a little refreshing to see that the guy has more than just a severe side. I guarantee you won't make it through your golden years if you take yourself too seriously. Live a little.
And speaking of sides" Jon Granger has a naaaaughty side! From what my sources tell me, he has been lately in some mood where every other word is a sex joke (use your imagination' or don't) and it is absolutely hysterical. You know a person is in a good way when he isn't afraid to make fun of not only his friends and those around him but himself as well. It reminds me a little of how the Ex-Constable Hotstuffs used to be before Ri-Lo was all atwitter with wifedom. At the very least Ri-Lo still seems like herself for now but the instant she starts hosting Tupperware parties or cutting coupons I am OUT of here.
From what I'm told Ed Batten may or may not have been putting the moves on the Lieutenant of Gubernatorial Document Facilitation. I've decided to call Erin that because "assistant' seems just too puny a title for someone who is supposed to be so important. But I have some news for you, boyo. While the "Yeah, I've been shot before" line most definitely probably turns some women on in this town (as much as actually shooting people does, I'd wager), telling a woman "Yes, I am shot at all the time" might not improve your chances. Living dangerously kind of loses its appeal after the fourth time you're mistaken for your hubby in a dark alleyway and have to visit the doctor to have that slug removed again. Then again, it's kind of hard to pass up a billionaire playboy with a Cajun accent and bullet scars. What are you waiting for, woman' Give him your phone number!
You know" I don't think I had ever seen Victor smile before Monday night. While my sources didn't catch much wind of his and Anyanka's conversation, word has it it was pretty jovial " albeit tinged with their usual brand of mischief. Anyanka has always struck me as the kind of woman who would smile beatifically as she gutted you with a pair of scissors, and that's probably what is so hot about her " not the gutting part, obviously, but the fact that you never know what that sharp-toothed minx is thinking behind that goddess-like visage of hers. My previous impression was that her man Victor was cut from the same cloth, but these days I'm beginning to think that Anyanka is slightly more devious than he " and that is saying something. Looks like he'll just have to do something especially wicked to change my mind.
Speaking of things I never expected to happen" I never expected in a billion trillion years to begin my ramble about Reap and PJ with anything but distaste. Imagine my surprise when I received news about them hanging out in the Inn Tuesday and I felt nothing but fondness for them. I think my enemies must have discovered where I get my lattes and are spiking them with happy juice. Anyway, apparently PJ and Reap were talking about throwing livestock off a roof or something " traditional RhyDin speak " and just seemed exceptionally comfortable in each others" presence. I never thought I'd say this, but I am happy for them. Reap may be a bit of a bastard at times and PJ might not ever be the kind of woman who is spotted in an art gallery, but I'd say the two of them have been through enough crud to merit something even remotely sane. Then again, this is Reap and PJ I'm talking about, so putting the two of them in the same room and expecting sanity might be reaching.
With Gem's devilish side, I have to admit I'm a little disappointed with the vanilla way she behaves with Ezekiel. She has only been back for a short amount of time (all things considered) and I have yet to see her really go nuts! Usually it takes a certain amount of testosterone to trigger that kind of a reaction, so here's hoping that Ezekiel is up to the task. From what I'm told the fabulous Gem caught up with old pal Tenacity and introduced her to Mr. Haagen-Dazs, who apparently can cook. Tenacity reportedly wasn't terribly impressed until she began drinking, and even then kept her cool while Ezekiel permitted the charming Gem to stuff her charming little face with charming foods. Words to the wise, dude: after your chick, the first person you need to impress is her best friend, and I don't think playing soccer mom is the surest way to get there.