Topic: Random RhyDin #44

Paige Connelly

Date: 2011-06-08 18:41 EST
http://i738.photobucket.com/albums/xx21/dfenner_photo/Paige_3.jpg Paige Connelly Staff Reporter

Greetings My Fellow RhyDinians!

Wow, time sure does fly in RhyDin. We've recovered from the Beltane hangovers, the elections have come and gone and now, Father's Day is steadily creeping upon us.

With Father's Day rapidly approaching, we here at the RhyDin Post were contemplating the best gifts to get our own fathers and wondered, what would the fathers of RhyDin want to receive on their special day"

Which of these new products would you make use of most often"

The "Are you my daddy?" paternity kit. Got liquored up and can't remember what you did that one night' Are you not sure that you're the little tyke's father" Get the "Are You My Daddy" paternity kit!

About Face 2.0 - The face morpher. Tired of your look" Don't want to endure plastic surgery' Get the Face Morpher! Be more handsome than the hottest actor or that guy gettin all the chicks at the Inn.

Home Brewery Kit—Want to enjoy a quality microbrew but don't want to socialize with the people at the Inn or don't feel safe leaving your house" The Home Brewery Kit is the answer for you!

Dragon Griller 4000. A portable grill that unfolds to accommodates larger pieces of meat.

The Ninja Master 300- A virtual hologram that makes your dad a master Ninja!