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Gossip Columnist: Emmet "The It Man" Bane
Reappearances, Revelations and Rudeness: The Week in Review! July 3, 2011
You know what I've noticed, RhyDin" When a night in the "ol RDI is hopping, it is hopping. It's almost like everyone in RhyDin gets some kind of memo that the RDI is the place to be some nights. But some other nights I swear to god watching foundation flake off Raye's face is more interesting. Is it so much to ask that some evenings we can't have a little middle ground" What else am I supposed to do with my weekends!
Rest assured, though, this past week had some really excellent highlights. So on that note, I'll forgive you.
I suppose I should start things off with the runner-up of the O.M.G. moment of the week. ISSY IS BACK! Issy: The one woman in RhyDin who can manually detach your jaw and look damn good doing it! The way I hear it she was spotted having a very intense conversation with Stephen Kidd before they parted ways and she was given the opportunity to chat amiably with Taneth and Eless. Even so, the atmosphere seemed strained at best. While I must say that I am ridiculously happy to have Issy around, I do have to hope that her return slash reappearance hasn't somehow been spoiled by bad news or crummy circumstances. I prefer my Issy when she is cracking jokes and maiming people " or better yet, cracking jokes while she is maiming people.
NEW PEOPLE WATCH! Actually they're not new; Andrew and Kassie have been around for a while now. But they merit special mention in our gossip edition because the connection between the two of them is mysterious at best. See, Andrew and Kassie are in that weird place where if they are a couple they shouldn't be but if they aren't they should be. Make sense" Yeah, we don't quite get it either. Kassie is the type of person who seems outwardly affectionate, while Andrew is" not. In fact as far as we've seen, the biggest emotional response you can usually get out of him is a grunt or monotone reply " which is O.K. on someone like Samiel, but it ain't so good on someone with few other redeeming qualities. I'll be more impressed when that kid polishes his manners or pickup lines up a little bit, but until then I'll keep an eye on the sexual tension. Ah, young love.
Also. Just quick mention here for our boy Petyr & Co. Not that I'm aiming to be crass or rude or anything (oh who am I kidding" That's exactly what I aim for), but if you have been reduced to having your infinite number of family reunions at a bar, maybe you should be reevaluating what you decide to spend your money on. Just a suggestion. But you know what they say " if you are going to criticize someone, always sandwich it in between two compliments. So how's this" You may have very poor taste in venues, but you seem to have good taste in partners " both Leo and Montgomery are arguably stand-up blokes. Was that two compliments" No' Then, uh' You have very nice pores.
I have a question. Why is it that whenever Ebon arrives at the Inn it is usually by his lonesome" Don't get me wrong; he is a very amiable bloke and has by this point probably accumulated enough friends to populate a small country, but was I on the toilet or something when the world went over Ebon's Romantic Situation 101" I have a feeling that's a class I really shouldn't have missed. Regardless, Ebon is one of those types that gets along with damn near everybody because his personality is so versatile. Word has it he was being exceptionally friendly with folks Wednesday and at some point mentioned that he won a staring contest against Taneth. Sha RIGHT. We don't like liars in this house, Ebon. Although' Come to think of it, a cup is enough to distract Taneth and make her squeal with delight, so maybe he won by default. I DEMAND A REMATCH!
REAL NEW PEOPLE WATCH! I will give one hundred dollars and a muffin to whomever can tell me who that ridiculously hot tattooed biker babe was getting an eyeful (and) handful of Icer on Wednesday. I feel like I've seen her around before more than once, but either don't know or can't remember her name (which, sorry, but is kiiiiinda the vibe that chick gives off). AND! I will throw in a second muffin if anyone can tell me who this other new babe is that has mastered having eye-sex with everyone on the planet. From what I hear her name starts with an "L" and she was seen talking with Jacen (read: flirting mercilessly with him) over slammers. At the moment I can't decide if I think she's a worthwhile phone call or a walking condom ad. Probably both.
Wow. When did Quinn and Daigh start looking so good together" You think one day they just looked at each other mid-conversation and decided not to be trashy anymore" Not that Daigh ever was, but let's face it; in the old days, Quinn wasn't the type of person you'd expect to see rocking Chanel on the red carpet. I don't know when it happened, but at some point Quinn and her dirty sense of humor became entirely likable. Then again, it could just be that I've been living in this city way too long and have become completely desensitized (I mean come on; those new boob-shaped goggles swimmers are wearing these days aren't that bad to look at). Regardless, Daigh and Quinn seemed to be in a great way on Tuesday when Taneth tricked them into agreeing to help her move. Whatever those two are doing they need to keep it up, because the vibes they give off just seem fun" Well, you know, when random guys aren't randomly returning to do some ex-taunting " like that dude who showed up later in the evening and pulled an "I'm back bee-tee-dubs" on Quinn's attractively pert little heinie (not that I've noticed). What is it about people in this town disappearing and then magically reappearing when their S.O.'s just get comfortable? I guess we'll just have to see if anything comes out of this new happy surge of draaaaaaama!
Reappearances, Revelations and Rudeness: The Week in Review! July 3, 2011
You know what I've noticed, RhyDin" When a night in the "ol RDI is hopping, it is hopping. It's almost like everyone in RhyDin gets some kind of memo that the RDI is the place to be some nights. But some other nights I swear to god watching foundation flake off Raye's face is more interesting. Is it so much to ask that some evenings we can't have a little middle ground" What else am I supposed to do with my weekends!
Rest assured, though, this past week had some really excellent highlights. So on that note, I'll forgive you.
I suppose I should start things off with the runner-up of the O.M.G. moment of the week. ISSY IS BACK! Issy: The one woman in RhyDin who can manually detach your jaw and look damn good doing it! The way I hear it she was spotted having a very intense conversation with Stephen Kidd before they parted ways and she was given the opportunity to chat amiably with Taneth and Eless. Even so, the atmosphere seemed strained at best. While I must say that I am ridiculously happy to have Issy around, I do have to hope that her return slash reappearance hasn't somehow been spoiled by bad news or crummy circumstances. I prefer my Issy when she is cracking jokes and maiming people " or better yet, cracking jokes while she is maiming people.
NEW PEOPLE WATCH! Actually they're not new; Andrew and Kassie have been around for a while now. But they merit special mention in our gossip edition because the connection between the two of them is mysterious at best. See, Andrew and Kassie are in that weird place where if they are a couple they shouldn't be but if they aren't they should be. Make sense" Yeah, we don't quite get it either. Kassie is the type of person who seems outwardly affectionate, while Andrew is" not. In fact as far as we've seen, the biggest emotional response you can usually get out of him is a grunt or monotone reply " which is O.K. on someone like Samiel, but it ain't so good on someone with few other redeeming qualities. I'll be more impressed when that kid polishes his manners or pickup lines up a little bit, but until then I'll keep an eye on the sexual tension. Ah, young love.
Also. Just quick mention here for our boy Petyr & Co. Not that I'm aiming to be crass or rude or anything (oh who am I kidding" That's exactly what I aim for), but if you have been reduced to having your infinite number of family reunions at a bar, maybe you should be reevaluating what you decide to spend your money on. Just a suggestion. But you know what they say " if you are going to criticize someone, always sandwich it in between two compliments. So how's this" You may have very poor taste in venues, but you seem to have good taste in partners " both Leo and Montgomery are arguably stand-up blokes. Was that two compliments" No' Then, uh' You have very nice pores.
I have a question. Why is it that whenever Ebon arrives at the Inn it is usually by his lonesome" Don't get me wrong; he is a very amiable bloke and has by this point probably accumulated enough friends to populate a small country, but was I on the toilet or something when the world went over Ebon's Romantic Situation 101" I have a feeling that's a class I really shouldn't have missed. Regardless, Ebon is one of those types that gets along with damn near everybody because his personality is so versatile. Word has it he was being exceptionally friendly with folks Wednesday and at some point mentioned that he won a staring contest against Taneth. Sha RIGHT. We don't like liars in this house, Ebon. Although' Come to think of it, a cup is enough to distract Taneth and make her squeal with delight, so maybe he won by default. I DEMAND A REMATCH!
REAL NEW PEOPLE WATCH! I will give one hundred dollars and a muffin to whomever can tell me who that ridiculously hot tattooed biker babe was getting an eyeful (and) handful of Icer on Wednesday. I feel like I've seen her around before more than once, but either don't know or can't remember her name (which, sorry, but is kiiiiinda the vibe that chick gives off). AND! I will throw in a second muffin if anyone can tell me who this other new babe is that has mastered having eye-sex with everyone on the planet. From what I hear her name starts with an "L" and she was seen talking with Jacen (read: flirting mercilessly with him) over slammers. At the moment I can't decide if I think she's a worthwhile phone call or a walking condom ad. Probably both.
Wow. When did Quinn and Daigh start looking so good together" You think one day they just looked at each other mid-conversation and decided not to be trashy anymore" Not that Daigh ever was, but let's face it; in the old days, Quinn wasn't the type of person you'd expect to see rocking Chanel on the red carpet. I don't know when it happened, but at some point Quinn and her dirty sense of humor became entirely likable. Then again, it could just be that I've been living in this city way too long and have become completely desensitized (I mean come on; those new boob-shaped goggles swimmers are wearing these days aren't that bad to look at). Regardless, Daigh and Quinn seemed to be in a great way on Tuesday when Taneth tricked them into agreeing to help her move. Whatever those two are doing they need to keep it up, because the vibes they give off just seem fun" Well, you know, when random guys aren't randomly returning to do some ex-taunting " like that dude who showed up later in the evening and pulled an "I'm back bee-tee-dubs" on Quinn's attractively pert little heinie (not that I've noticed). What is it about people in this town disappearing and then magically reappearing when their S.O.'s just get comfortable? I guess we'll just have to see if anything comes out of this new happy surge of draaaaaaama!