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Paige Connelly
Staff Reporter
Going Down"
A wheelchair bound gnome died today as a result of a elevator malfunction at Blocken Tower.
The gnome, one Mr. Goz Foulgut, ticked off that passengers didn't hold the elevator door for him, died today when he repeatedly rammed his rocket scooter into the doors three times. On his third attempt, the doors came open, and he propelled himself into the backwall of the shaft, knocking him out immediately and plummeted to his death.
By standers commented that had he put a vertical thruster on his scooter, he could've avoided the elevator altogether.
Mr Foulgut had been at Blocken Tower to attend the "Learning Patience" seminar. Perhaps he should've attended the "Common Sense Conference" being held in the lobby first"
Going Down"
A wheelchair bound gnome died today as a result of a elevator malfunction at Blocken Tower.
The gnome, one Mr. Goz Foulgut, ticked off that passengers didn't hold the elevator door for him, died today when he repeatedly rammed his rocket scooter into the doors three times. On his third attempt, the doors came open, and he propelled himself into the backwall of the shaft, knocking him out immediately and plummeted to his death.
By standers commented that had he put a vertical thruster on his scooter, he could've avoided the elevator altogether.
Mr Foulgut had been at Blocken Tower to attend the "Learning Patience" seminar. Perhaps he should've attended the "Common Sense Conference" being held in the lobby first"