Topic: RhyDin Files #24

Paige Connelly

Date: 2011-08-29 02:58 EST
http://i738.photobucket.com/albums/xx21/dfenner_photo/Paige_3.jpg Paige Connelly Staff Reporter

The RhyDin Files presents a cautionary tale for those who can't spare the time to slow down and do things correctly.

August 28th, RhyDin Kelita Habenshot was travelling at a great speed in her little red Dragonshire automobile Saturday afternoon on her way to the Orc Metal Bash N Brew that was being held in the Southern Glen.

As she cruised down Country Road 686 with the wind blowing through her long pink hair, she and her passenger decided to swap seats.

Usually, in this sort of situation, a less rushed, more intelligent being would stop the car for a "RhyDin fire drill" but Kelita was always little more creative than the average RhyDininan. You see, her car had a T-Top.

With her brilliant daredevil plan set, she stood up, pulled herself onto the roof, and like any object with mass, the wind met resistance and she fell. It was then that a witness called into the Watch about a pink haired being, tumbling down the road "like a slinky on a staircase!"

The passenger of the car, not willing to explore the depth of the canyon off to the side of the road, immediately grabbed the wheel and brought the car to a halt.

The RhyDin Coroner's Office reported that the 20-year-old Habenshot died from injuries sustained while impacting the roadway several times at high speed and basic stupidity. Folks, don't try this at home.