http://i738.photobucket.com/albums/xx21/dfenner_photo/Paige_3.jpg Paige Connelly Staff Reporter

Strange Weather Events Make For An Interesting Fruit Salad

Apples, peaches, melons and other various fruit, rained down on different parts of RhyDin City last night, breaking windows, denting automobiles, covering sidewalks and startling the residents of those areas.

RhyDin Meterologist Stormie Glassman explained that the fruit rain could be explained by sudden vortexes of air. "There are consistent changes in the atmosphere all the time. With wind currents strong enough to lift objects into the air and dropping them miles away. Which is what has happened here."

A mage from the Mage Institute of RhyDin or MIR, believes it could be the work of a talented mage. "It's a practical joke from a bored wizard!" he exclaimed as he scraped grapes off his front walkway. "I wish I knew which one, I'd make him clean up this mess!"

Another citizen had a different opinion. "The gods are angry with the outrageous, raunchy behavior of those in RhyDin and are showing their displeasure in this way." Mrs. Holly Roller said. ?Sinners must repent and start offering proper tributes to the gods. Whoooooaaaaa..aaaaaahhh' The interview with Mrs. Roller had to be cut short, due to the monkeys that descended upon us to get the bananas that littered the area in front of the church.

Here at the RhyDin Post, where we were greeted with kiwi fruit all over the entrance walkway, have all vowed not to touch fruit again until everyone has gotten counseling for the horrible image of both a snot like substance getting on our very spiffy shoes and and that of a unidentified fanboy rolling naked in it while yelling "I'd rather wear fruit than live without Bane!"