Topic: RhyDin Files #35

Paige Connelly

Date: 2014-03-07 00:08 EST
http://i738.photobucket.com/albums/xx21/dfenner_photo/Paige_3.jpg Paige Connelly Staff Reporter

Theater Business

The hamlet of Little Wing, RhyDin has decided not to do a production of Cat On A Hot Tin Roof because it's title suggests it's abusive to cats

Other titles that were considered and discarded, include: Death of a Salesman— For false advertising since no salesman dies, Godspell because it doesn't actually give the god spell. Mages were outraged and To Kill A Mockingbird because it promotes Avivan Abuse.

They are going to instead go with a stage adaptation of The Cannonball Run, a light hearted tale of the emancipation of a cannonball.