Topic: RhyDin Files #8

Paige Connelly

Date: 2010-12-26 05:05 EST
http://i738.photobucket.com/albums/xx21/dfenner_photo/Paige_3.jpg Paige Connelly Staff Reporter

Stupid Criminals & Other Random News:

A one armed man robbed a liquor store today down by the docks. As an oversight, he elected to use a rowboat as his getaway vehicle. He didn't get very far, but a few members of the Watch report getting dizzy watching the attempt.

The Bembell's Soup company is being sued by RhyDin City resident who claims their alphabet soup spelled out a death threat to them.

Author Claude Bawls, who wrote "Cat's Revenge" is working on a new tome, entitled "More Than One Way To Skin A Cat"

Other new books on the RhyDin Bestseller list include: "Hole In the Mattress" by Mister Completely and "Never Say Yes When She Asks Do I Look Fat?" by Holden McGroin.