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Amelia Enderwood: Satirist
Entire RhyDin Population Confirms: Amelia Enderwood Clone Blows September 16, 2013
According to RhyDinians everywhere and every half-intelligent organism within ten parsecs of the planet, the Amelia Enderwood clone currently wasting valuable oxygen at The RhyDin Post headquarters seriously blows.
"Her writing is predictable and uninventive," agrees everything everywhere capable of logical thought. "The real Enderwood would never publish such tripe. When the real Enderwood writes a piece, she doesn't do it by guzzling moonshine and banging her fat forehead all over a keyboard until she reaches 200 words."
Added every single person ever: "She should really leave. Like right now. And leave the real writers to do real work."
Several local physicians have speculated that the recent eruption of paradoxical anomalies in the form of rifts may have something to do with her obviously near fatal brain damage.
"Why else would she suck this hard?" said the entire graduating class of Westpoint Medical School.
Amelia Enderwood the original declined to comment on the matter, further verifying that she is the epitome of excellence and integrity.
In related news, a study published by Westpoint Academy identifies articles authored by this clone as extremely intellectually hazardous, and recommends that any physical forms of this composition be burned or otherwise disposed of immediately.
Entire RhyDin Population Confirms: Amelia Enderwood Clone Blows September 16, 2013
According to RhyDinians everywhere and every half-intelligent organism within ten parsecs of the planet, the Amelia Enderwood clone currently wasting valuable oxygen at The RhyDin Post headquarters seriously blows.
"Her writing is predictable and uninventive," agrees everything everywhere capable of logical thought. "The real Enderwood would never publish such tripe. When the real Enderwood writes a piece, she doesn't do it by guzzling moonshine and banging her fat forehead all over a keyboard until she reaches 200 words."
Added every single person ever: "She should really leave. Like right now. And leave the real writers to do real work."
Several local physicians have speculated that the recent eruption of paradoxical anomalies in the form of rifts may have something to do with her obviously near fatal brain damage.
"Why else would she suck this hard?" said the entire graduating class of Westpoint Medical School.
Amelia Enderwood the original declined to comment on the matter, further verifying that she is the epitome of excellence and integrity.
In related news, a study published by Westpoint Academy identifies articles authored by this clone as extremely intellectually hazardous, and recommends that any physical forms of this composition be burned or otherwise disposed of immediately.