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Special Columnist: Harris D'Artainian
Ringside Rewind, Edition One, 10/13 - 10/19 October 20th, 2011
Welcome to the first edition of Ringside Rewind! Brought to you by none other than me, Harris D'Artainian, currently the longest reigning holder of PathFinder, which as of this writing is up to 450 days and counting. What can you expect from Ringside Rewind" A comprehensive look at the previous week of dueling in the Outback, including who's great (me) and who absolutely sucks (everyone else). So without further ado...
Highlight of the Week: Jaycy Ashleana (or Alexander, at least until she finds a new boy toy) cleaves through a field of ten to win Diamond Quest LXVII. After several months of trying she finally found a place I wasn't at to punch her repeatedly into submission. By virtue of my not showing up for this DQ, she won. Now, I'm not going to say she begged me desperately not to show up, because libel is a punishable offense, so instead I'll simply subtly imply that this is a thing she did. Congratulations Jaycy!
-Speaking of the DQ, last cycle's Diamond, Sartan, showed up just long enough to lose his opening round match to Artemus Kurgen before mysteriously disappearing. It's assumed that this is due to shame, as anyone losing to Art probably wouldn't want to show their face in the Outback for the rest of the night.
-In the wake of the DQ three Opal challenges were issued! Tasslehofl Momus has opted to take up Jaycy's dropped challenge against Artemus for MoonBeryl. I'm pretty sure due to his advanced age that Tass has a colonoscopy appointment fairly soon, so expect scheduling difficulties for that bout.
-The second challenge came from relative newcomer Candy, who's looking to give Dizzy Flores a run for her money for ShadoWeaver. Under normal circumstances I'd probably suggest this be fought under strip dueling rules, but since I know firsthand that Dizzy punches like a man I don't wanna run the risk of finding out she uses the same restroom I do too. -Last and also least, Sarah Matthews has issued yet another challenge to yours truly. For those of you not keeping track, I've been doing nothing but trouncing broads lately and have already put her down on two separate occasions. I'll happily take suggestions for methods to keep me from falling asleep in the ring when I'm inevitably overcome with boredom.
-I would be remiss if I didn't mention that Candy went 7-1 this past week. You know what that means" You people need to go out and find mentors.
Chump(s) of the Week: I'm not naming names (Vice, Rachael Wynter), but when you have a numbers advantage in a match at least one of you should win. Even if you are fighting Matthew Simon at the same time in The Can. Just saying.
That's all for this week! Please keep your hate mail to a minimum, otherwise I'll use it against you. And don't forget to submit your favorite brawler for Brute of the Week, or hell, get into a ring and earn that shiny belt buckle yourself!
Ringside Rewind, Edition One, 10/13 - 10/19 October 20th, 2011
Welcome to the first edition of Ringside Rewind! Brought to you by none other than me, Harris D'Artainian, currently the longest reigning holder of PathFinder, which as of this writing is up to 450 days and counting. What can you expect from Ringside Rewind" A comprehensive look at the previous week of dueling in the Outback, including who's great (me) and who absolutely sucks (everyone else). So without further ado...
Highlight of the Week: Jaycy Ashleana (or Alexander, at least until she finds a new boy toy) cleaves through a field of ten to win Diamond Quest LXVII. After several months of trying she finally found a place I wasn't at to punch her repeatedly into submission. By virtue of my not showing up for this DQ, she won. Now, I'm not going to say she begged me desperately not to show up, because libel is a punishable offense, so instead I'll simply subtly imply that this is a thing she did. Congratulations Jaycy!
-Speaking of the DQ, last cycle's Diamond, Sartan, showed up just long enough to lose his opening round match to Artemus Kurgen before mysteriously disappearing. It's assumed that this is due to shame, as anyone losing to Art probably wouldn't want to show their face in the Outback for the rest of the night.
-In the wake of the DQ three Opal challenges were issued! Tasslehofl Momus has opted to take up Jaycy's dropped challenge against Artemus for MoonBeryl. I'm pretty sure due to his advanced age that Tass has a colonoscopy appointment fairly soon, so expect scheduling difficulties for that bout.
-The second challenge came from relative newcomer Candy, who's looking to give Dizzy Flores a run for her money for ShadoWeaver. Under normal circumstances I'd probably suggest this be fought under strip dueling rules, but since I know firsthand that Dizzy punches like a man I don't wanna run the risk of finding out she uses the same restroom I do too. -Last and also least, Sarah Matthews has issued yet another challenge to yours truly. For those of you not keeping track, I've been doing nothing but trouncing broads lately and have already put her down on two separate occasions. I'll happily take suggestions for methods to keep me from falling asleep in the ring when I'm inevitably overcome with boredom.
-I would be remiss if I didn't mention that Candy went 7-1 this past week. You know what that means" You people need to go out and find mentors.
Chump(s) of the Week: I'm not naming names (Vice, Rachael Wynter), but when you have a numbers advantage in a match at least one of you should win. Even if you are fighting Matthew Simon at the same time in The Can. Just saying.
That's all for this week! Please keep your hate mail to a minimum, otherwise I'll use it against you. And don't forget to submit your favorite brawler for Brute of the Week, or hell, get into a ring and earn that shiny belt buckle yourself!