Topic: Scandal Comes in Fives: RhyDin's 2010 Yearbook!

Darien Fenner

Date: 2010-12-28 16:01 EST
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Scandal Comes in Fives: RhyDin's 2010 Yearbook! December 28, 2010

Holy mackerel with sunglasses, RhyDin. Would you believe it is already almost next year" And me without my resolution ideas!

As the clock ticks closer and closer to the end of 2009, we recall the good (and the bad) times we had this past year. But not only that, we recall good people that we spent the year with. Thus, as per our usual annual tradition, the Post has put together a fun pretend yearbook list to honor (and poke fun at!) the people on it, as well as RhyDin itself.

Embrace the place you live in and the people you live with, folks, and have very safe and happy holidays!

(In no particular order.)

1. Most Likely to Make Our "YoudaMan" List - David Jones

2. Smartest Aleck - Colleen MacLeod

3. Most Likely to be Eaten by Tara - Petyr M.

4. Most Precious Mini-Aristocrat - Mydnyght

5. Most Likely to Deafen Someone - Mur Ollavan

6. Worst Attendance - Sheridan Driscol

7. Most Likely to Own a Liquor Company - Correy Granger

8. Biggest Comeback - Gemethyst

9. Most Mysterious - Nigel Alder

10. Most Likely to Complain About This in the Next Thirty Seconds - Kate

11. The Fifty-Fifty - Sylus Kurgen

12. Most Graceful - Katarina Smith

13. Most Likely to Look Before They Leap - Albion

14. Best Big Brother - Johnny Smith

15. Most Likely to Become a Reality TV Star - Gwen Minx

16. The Gentleman - Jacob Martin

17. Bachelor of the Year - Kalamere Ar'Din

18. Sexiest Smile - Anyanka

19. Most Predictable - Jolyon Gardiner

20. Most Likely to Marry Into Money - Miranda Branson

21. Hardest Fall - Neo Eternity

22. Biggest Goth - Sitalkis

23. Most Intense - Brais G.

24. Friendliest Caller - Wyheree Ravenlock

25. Chillest Mentor - Jake Thrash

26. Most Private Person - Aoife Duggan

27. Most Likely to Succeed Oprah - Harold Lee

28. Most Likely to Die Trying - Padriq Kidd

29. Most Likely to Tie-Dye - Rekah Illyriana

30. Most Likely to Pervert Your Youth - Icer Shimmerscale

31. Most Likely to Pervert in General - Gabriel

32. Most Likely to Have His Own Harem - Victor Kazon

33. Frenemy But Never Friend - Erinalle Dunbridge

34. Most Charmingly Protective - Chase Rhovnik

35. Future Governor - Tasslehofl Momus

36. Most Likely to Spontaneously Shift into a Predator - Fionna Helston

37. The Pretty (Pompous) Peacock - Quinn Benoit

38. Most Suspiciously Mute - Dill

39. That Other Guy - Michael Parker

40. Most Mature Youngin' - Lirissa Sarengrave

41. Most Immature Adult - Guaire

42. Biggest Mailbox Spammer - Scotty

43. Most Likely to be the Next Extranet Sensation - Cuyler Quinn

44. Best All Around - London Demery

45. Most Unforgettable - Mataya DeLuca

46. Most Likely to Win the World - Dirk Stevens

47. Biggest Heartbreaker - Chryrie Nightstar

48. Most Gracious - Matthew Algiers Simon

49. The Natural - Evan Rush Rynth

50. Most Easily Impressed - Audrey Horne

51. Most Surprising Superchampion - Imp

52. Best Hugger - Taneth Mercer

53. Most Likely to Outdress Us / Sexiest Woman - Elessaria Devabriel

54. Mr. Sunshine - Elazul

55. Most Likely to Kick Your A. - Koyliak VanDuran-Simon

56. Most Unpredictable / Sexiest Man - Alain DeMuer

57. The Joke Killer - Vextirias

58. Most Escalated Underdog - Sarah Matthews

59. The Life of the Party - Stephen Kidd

60. The Party Crasher - John Benandanti

61. Like, Totally Most Blondest - Kaylee Granger

62. The Secret Glutton - Maranya Ergin-Falconne

63. Most Closeted (So deep we taste mothballs) - Euriya

64. The Homewrecker - Illissa

65. Handsomest in a Ski-....uh. Kilt - Roderick

66. Most Likely to Die at the Desk - Aja Bird

67. The Smooth Operator - Darius Marek

68. Most Murderous Mother - Kitty O'Helston

69. The Wannabe - Marek K.

70. Most Likely to Outswear Sailors - Rachael Wynter

71. Most Strangely Missed Nuisance - Harris D'Artainian

72. The Toughie - Sjira

73. Most Likely to Crave a White Picket Fence - Mesteno

74. The Secret Adulterer - Sivanna Cyredghymn

75. The Obvious Adulterer - Rand al"Tan

76. Most Likely to Join a Convent - Tara Rynieyn

77. Hardest to Get - Emlyn

78. The Pushover - Smokey

79. Most Likely to Have an Alter Ego - Kazzy Hart

80. The Alcohol Sponge - Dave

81. The Prozac-Enhanced Optimist - Jaycy Ashleana

82. Most Likely to Ignore a "That's What She Said" Joke - Lucien Mallorek 83. Flirtiest Bartender - Keaton

84. Most Likely to Taste Delicious - Gigi Granger

85. Most Strangely Convincing - Karras

86. Teacher's Pet - Sylvia Nightshade

87. Can't Take a Hint - Saphira

88. Likeliest to Totally Rock Spandex - Lang Darkwing

89. Most Spontaneous - Luna Eva

90. The Deal Maker - Antonio Falconne

91. The Deal Breaker - Alper Ergin II

92. Most Missed Mancandy - Mason

93. The Wallflower - Alec Tuttle

94. Most Likely to be a Pro-Wrestler - Riley O'Rourke

95. The Underground Lush - Rhae

96. The Native Socialite - Gabrielle

97. Most Likely to Get Sex Tonight - David Lo

98. The Over-Achiever - Fiora Shantalaine

99. Most Likely to Have a Really Good Drunk Story - Porthos

100. Bachelorette of the Year - Shylah

101. Best Look-Alike - Bjorn

102. Most Likely to Talk Himself to Death - Deadpool

103. Sweetest Simpleton - Clyde Praley

104. Most Clueless - Montgomery Scott

105. The Attention Thief - Sophie R.

106. Most Likely to End up in Jail in a Remote Foreign Country - G'nort Dragoon-Talanador

107. The Devil's Advocate - Vincent Smith

108. Most likely to Get That Really Random Trivia Question Correct - Juliane Smith

109. Most Fetching Foreigner - Jacques

110. Most Likely to Thrown Down with the Nexus - Darcy Huntington-Shimmerscale