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Gossip Columnist: Emmet "The It Man" Bane
Scandal Comes in Fives: RhyDin's 2010 Yearbook! December 28, 2010
Holy mackerel with sunglasses, RhyDin. Would you believe it is already almost next year" And me without my resolution ideas!
As the clock ticks closer and closer to the end of 2009, we recall the good (and the bad) times we had this past year. But not only that, we recall good people that we spent the year with. Thus, as per our usual annual tradition, the Post has put together a fun pretend yearbook list to honor (and poke fun at!) the people on it, as well as RhyDin itself.
Embrace the place you live in and the people you live with, folks, and have very safe and happy holidays!
(In no particular order.)
1. Most Likely to Make Our "YoudaMan" List - David Jones
2. Smartest Aleck - Colleen MacLeod
3. Most Likely to be Eaten by Tara - Petyr M.
4. Most Precious Mini-Aristocrat - Mydnyght
5. Most Likely to Deafen Someone - Mur Ollavan
6. Worst Attendance - Sheridan Driscol
7. Most Likely to Own a Liquor Company - Correy Granger
8. Biggest Comeback - Gemethyst
9. Most Mysterious - Nigel Alder
10. Most Likely to Complain About This in the Next Thirty Seconds - Kate
11. The Fifty-Fifty - Sylus Kurgen
12. Most Graceful - Katarina Smith
13. Most Likely to Look Before They Leap - Albion
14. Best Big Brother - Johnny Smith
15. Most Likely to Become a Reality TV Star - Gwen Minx
16. The Gentleman - Jacob Martin
17. Bachelor of the Year - Kalamere Ar'Din
18. Sexiest Smile - Anyanka
19. Most Predictable - Jolyon Gardiner
20. Most Likely to Marry Into Money - Miranda Branson
21. Hardest Fall - Neo Eternity
22. Biggest Goth - Sitalkis
23. Most Intense - Brais G.
24. Friendliest Caller - Wyheree Ravenlock
25. Chillest Mentor - Jake Thrash
26. Most Private Person - Aoife Duggan
27. Most Likely to Succeed Oprah - Harold Lee
28. Most Likely to Die Trying - Padriq Kidd
29. Most Likely to Tie-Dye - Rekah Illyriana
30. Most Likely to Pervert Your Youth - Icer Shimmerscale
31. Most Likely to Pervert in General - Gabriel
32. Most Likely to Have His Own Harem - Victor Kazon
33. Frenemy But Never Friend - Erinalle Dunbridge
34. Most Charmingly Protective - Chase Rhovnik
35. Future Governor - Tasslehofl Momus
36. Most Likely to Spontaneously Shift into a Predator - Fionna Helston
37. The Pretty (Pompous) Peacock - Quinn Benoit
38. Most Suspiciously Mute - Dill
39. That Other Guy - Michael Parker
40. Most Mature Youngin' - Lirissa Sarengrave
41. Most Immature Adult - Guaire
42. Biggest Mailbox Spammer - Scotty
43. Most Likely to be the Next Extranet Sensation - Cuyler Quinn
44. Best All Around - London Demery
45. Most Unforgettable - Mataya DeLuca
46. Most Likely to Win the World - Dirk Stevens
47. Biggest Heartbreaker - Chryrie Nightstar
48. Most Gracious - Matthew Algiers Simon
49. The Natural - Evan Rush Rynth
50. Most Easily Impressed - Audrey Horne
51. Most Surprising Superchampion - Imp
52. Best Hugger - Taneth Mercer
53. Most Likely to Outdress Us / Sexiest Woman - Elessaria Devabriel
54. Mr. Sunshine - Elazul
55. Most Likely to Kick Your A. - Koyliak VanDuran-Simon
56. Most Unpredictable / Sexiest Man - Alain DeMuer
57. The Joke Killer - Vextirias
58. Most Escalated Underdog - Sarah Matthews
59. The Life of the Party - Stephen Kidd
60. The Party Crasher - John Benandanti
61. Like, Totally Most Blondest - Kaylee Granger
62. The Secret Glutton - Maranya Ergin-Falconne
63. Most Closeted (So deep we taste mothballs) - Euriya
64. The Homewrecker - Illissa
65. Handsomest in a Ski-....uh. Kilt - Roderick
66. Most Likely to Die at the Desk - Aja Bird
67. The Smooth Operator - Darius Marek
68. Most Murderous Mother - Kitty O'Helston
69. The Wannabe - Marek K.
70. Most Likely to Outswear Sailors - Rachael Wynter
71. Most Strangely Missed Nuisance - Harris D'Artainian
72. The Toughie - Sjira
73. Most Likely to Crave a White Picket Fence - Mesteno
74. The Secret Adulterer - Sivanna Cyredghymn
75. The Obvious Adulterer - Rand al"Tan
76. Most Likely to Join a Convent - Tara Rynieyn
77. Hardest to Get - Emlyn
78. The Pushover - Smokey
79. Most Likely to Have an Alter Ego - Kazzy Hart
80. The Alcohol Sponge - Dave
81. The Prozac-Enhanced Optimist - Jaycy Ashleana
82. Most Likely to Ignore a "That's What She Said" Joke - Lucien Mallorek 83. Flirtiest Bartender - Keaton
84. Most Likely to Taste Delicious - Gigi Granger
85. Most Strangely Convincing - Karras
86. Teacher's Pet - Sylvia Nightshade
87. Can't Take a Hint - Saphira
88. Likeliest to Totally Rock Spandex - Lang Darkwing
89. Most Spontaneous - Luna Eva
90. The Deal Maker - Antonio Falconne
91. The Deal Breaker - Alper Ergin II
92. Most Missed Mancandy - Mason
93. The Wallflower - Alec Tuttle
94. Most Likely to be a Pro-Wrestler - Riley O'Rourke
95. The Underground Lush - Rhae
96. The Native Socialite - Gabrielle
97. Most Likely to Get Sex Tonight - David Lo
98. The Over-Achiever - Fiora Shantalaine
99. Most Likely to Have a Really Good Drunk Story - Porthos
100. Bachelorette of the Year - Shylah
101. Best Look-Alike - Bjorn
102. Most Likely to Talk Himself to Death - Deadpool
103. Sweetest Simpleton - Clyde Praley
104. Most Clueless - Montgomery Scott
105. The Attention Thief - Sophie R.
106. Most Likely to End up in Jail in a Remote Foreign Country - G'nort Dragoon-Talanador
107. The Devil's Advocate - Vincent Smith
108. Most likely to Get That Really Random Trivia Question Correct - Juliane Smith
109. Most Fetching Foreigner - Jacques
110. Most Likely to Thrown Down with the Nexus - Darcy Huntington-Shimmerscale
Scandal Comes in Fives: RhyDin's 2010 Yearbook! December 28, 2010
Holy mackerel with sunglasses, RhyDin. Would you believe it is already almost next year" And me without my resolution ideas!
As the clock ticks closer and closer to the end of 2009, we recall the good (and the bad) times we had this past year. But not only that, we recall good people that we spent the year with. Thus, as per our usual annual tradition, the Post has put together a fun pretend yearbook list to honor (and poke fun at!) the people on it, as well as RhyDin itself.
Embrace the place you live in and the people you live with, folks, and have very safe and happy holidays!
(In no particular order.)
1. Most Likely to Make Our "YoudaMan" List - David Jones
2. Smartest Aleck - Colleen MacLeod
3. Most Likely to be Eaten by Tara - Petyr M.
4. Most Precious Mini-Aristocrat - Mydnyght
5. Most Likely to Deafen Someone - Mur Ollavan
6. Worst Attendance - Sheridan Driscol
7. Most Likely to Own a Liquor Company - Correy Granger
8. Biggest Comeback - Gemethyst
9. Most Mysterious - Nigel Alder
10. Most Likely to Complain About This in the Next Thirty Seconds - Kate
11. The Fifty-Fifty - Sylus Kurgen
12. Most Graceful - Katarina Smith
13. Most Likely to Look Before They Leap - Albion
14. Best Big Brother - Johnny Smith
15. Most Likely to Become a Reality TV Star - Gwen Minx
16. The Gentleman - Jacob Martin
17. Bachelor of the Year - Kalamere Ar'Din
18. Sexiest Smile - Anyanka
19. Most Predictable - Jolyon Gardiner
20. Most Likely to Marry Into Money - Miranda Branson
21. Hardest Fall - Neo Eternity
22. Biggest Goth - Sitalkis
23. Most Intense - Brais G.
24. Friendliest Caller - Wyheree Ravenlock
25. Chillest Mentor - Jake Thrash
26. Most Private Person - Aoife Duggan
27. Most Likely to Succeed Oprah - Harold Lee
28. Most Likely to Die Trying - Padriq Kidd
29. Most Likely to Tie-Dye - Rekah Illyriana
30. Most Likely to Pervert Your Youth - Icer Shimmerscale
31. Most Likely to Pervert in General - Gabriel
32. Most Likely to Have His Own Harem - Victor Kazon
33. Frenemy But Never Friend - Erinalle Dunbridge
34. Most Charmingly Protective - Chase Rhovnik
35. Future Governor - Tasslehofl Momus
36. Most Likely to Spontaneously Shift into a Predator - Fionna Helston
37. The Pretty (Pompous) Peacock - Quinn Benoit
38. Most Suspiciously Mute - Dill
39. That Other Guy - Michael Parker
40. Most Mature Youngin' - Lirissa Sarengrave
41. Most Immature Adult - Guaire
42. Biggest Mailbox Spammer - Scotty
43. Most Likely to be the Next Extranet Sensation - Cuyler Quinn
44. Best All Around - London Demery
45. Most Unforgettable - Mataya DeLuca
46. Most Likely to Win the World - Dirk Stevens
47. Biggest Heartbreaker - Chryrie Nightstar
48. Most Gracious - Matthew Algiers Simon
49. The Natural - Evan Rush Rynth
50. Most Easily Impressed - Audrey Horne
51. Most Surprising Superchampion - Imp
52. Best Hugger - Taneth Mercer
53. Most Likely to Outdress Us / Sexiest Woman - Elessaria Devabriel
54. Mr. Sunshine - Elazul
55. Most Likely to Kick Your A. - Koyliak VanDuran-Simon
56. Most Unpredictable / Sexiest Man - Alain DeMuer
57. The Joke Killer - Vextirias
58. Most Escalated Underdog - Sarah Matthews
59. The Life of the Party - Stephen Kidd
60. The Party Crasher - John Benandanti
61. Like, Totally Most Blondest - Kaylee Granger
62. The Secret Glutton - Maranya Ergin-Falconne
63. Most Closeted (So deep we taste mothballs) - Euriya
64. The Homewrecker - Illissa
65. Handsomest in a Ski-....uh. Kilt - Roderick
66. Most Likely to Die at the Desk - Aja Bird
67. The Smooth Operator - Darius Marek
68. Most Murderous Mother - Kitty O'Helston
69. The Wannabe - Marek K.
70. Most Likely to Outswear Sailors - Rachael Wynter
71. Most Strangely Missed Nuisance - Harris D'Artainian
72. The Toughie - Sjira
73. Most Likely to Crave a White Picket Fence - Mesteno
74. The Secret Adulterer - Sivanna Cyredghymn
75. The Obvious Adulterer - Rand al"Tan
76. Most Likely to Join a Convent - Tara Rynieyn
77. Hardest to Get - Emlyn
78. The Pushover - Smokey
79. Most Likely to Have an Alter Ego - Kazzy Hart
80. The Alcohol Sponge - Dave
81. The Prozac-Enhanced Optimist - Jaycy Ashleana
82. Most Likely to Ignore a "That's What She Said" Joke - Lucien Mallorek 83. Flirtiest Bartender - Keaton
84. Most Likely to Taste Delicious - Gigi Granger
85. Most Strangely Convincing - Karras
86. Teacher's Pet - Sylvia Nightshade
87. Can't Take a Hint - Saphira
88. Likeliest to Totally Rock Spandex - Lang Darkwing
89. Most Spontaneous - Luna Eva
90. The Deal Maker - Antonio Falconne
91. The Deal Breaker - Alper Ergin II
92. Most Missed Mancandy - Mason
93. The Wallflower - Alec Tuttle
94. Most Likely to be a Pro-Wrestler - Riley O'Rourke
95. The Underground Lush - Rhae
96. The Native Socialite - Gabrielle
97. Most Likely to Get Sex Tonight - David Lo
98. The Over-Achiever - Fiora Shantalaine
99. Most Likely to Have a Really Good Drunk Story - Porthos
100. Bachelorette of the Year - Shylah
101. Best Look-Alike - Bjorn
102. Most Likely to Talk Himself to Death - Deadpool
103. Sweetest Simpleton - Clyde Praley
104. Most Clueless - Montgomery Scott
105. The Attention Thief - Sophie R.
106. Most Likely to End up in Jail in a Remote Foreign Country - G'nort Dragoon-Talanador
107. The Devil's Advocate - Vincent Smith
108. Most likely to Get That Really Random Trivia Question Correct - Juliane Smith
109. Most Fetching Foreigner - Jacques
110. Most Likely to Thrown Down with the Nexus - Darcy Huntington-Shimmerscale