The following article was seen on page one of the RhyDin Post, May the sixteenth. An addendum at the end of the page confirms that the article is but one in an eight-article series to be published.
http://i738.photobucket.com/albums/xx21/dfenner_photo/6264346944a710cfe80dc5.jpg Senior Columnist and Investigative Journalist: Darien Fenner
Segmented Idealism: RhyDin's New Council of Ministers May 16, 2010
Sheridan Driscol seems content to be making news on a regular basis.
Not long after his appointment to office, the new Governor made history again in RhyDin by electing to create a Council of Ministers to assist in 'day-to-day governing of the City of RhyDin within limited parameters of authority." This new and influential cadre of counselors will work just steps from the Governor's personal office itself, promising to direct domestic policy in congruence with Driscol's "coexisting" system of governing, which encourages RhyDin denizens to participate actively in government.
Perhaps Thoreau was right: "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves."
Since the institution of the gubernatorial office, citizens have long questioned the role of a centralized governing body in RhyDin. Elected officers have been openly and blatantly criticized for both hyper and inactivity, leaving campaigning hopefuls for the next term floundering for some solid platform of administration that appeals to an impossible majority of constituents. Where is the middle ground here" RhyDin has been considered a "free" state for as long as I can remember, meaning the government generally tends to embrace a laissez-faire attitude toward the governed, expecting citizens for the most part to dig themselves out of a hole if they happen to fall into one. Or that is what half of the population seems to argue. The other half seems adamant at pointing fingers in the Governor's direction when things go wrong, and charges him (or her) with cleaning up its mess with little to no funding. After all, the people of RhyDin can't possibly be bothered to be taxed, right' It's a free nation.
That issue is for another article, though. For all his bloated talk about "new blood" and "new ideas" in the Gubernatorial Office, Driscol has certainly grabbed the bull by the horns when it comes to catching governed interest. According to our readers, political attentiveness and involvement has shot way up compared with the terms of Driscol's predecessors. Unless I totally missed something, this means that Driscol has roped off and secured a slight majority of supporters thanks to his new ministerial policy. Eight appointments have so far been made, setting the number of possible votes for domestic and foreign stratagems to nine.
Accordingly, it seems these new ministers are extending to domestic affairs a new model of governance previously used only in foreign policy, in which the national security advisor (that is, the Minister of Defense), and nearly every minister for that matter, manages diplomatic and military matters from a perch in the Gubernatorial Office, giving him or her ready access to the Governor himself.
Apparently, Driscol is taking this "open door policy' to a whole new level.
Nine voters. In an ideal realm, that would mean that appointees to the Council could be strategically hired to serve as either deliberate bases for dissent, or pocket votes sympathetic to the Governor's cause. Indeed, based on the simple fact that a majority of the new ministers was approached by Driscol himself, his so-called impartiality has already faced numerous attacks by critics. As of now, it remains uncertain as to whether the Governor's new Council will deteriorate from infighting or strengthen under mutually beneficial duress. Rest assured, however, this matter will indubitably become clear in only a few short months.
For now, idealistic appointees remain locked in Limbo, frivolously juggling arguably quixotic conceptions of their offices until either their arms get tired or someone finally gives them some direction. Here is to hoping the Governor takes up that responsibility, because his new ministers certainly have instilled an exorbitant amount of faith in him.
Part One: RhyDin's New Minister of Defense: Admiral Wolvinator
While it is certainly true that Wolvinator could successfully influence the other members of the Council into a vote his way, his military background and egalitarian policy certainly seems to peg him as one of the possible swing votes within that assembly (that is, when weighing whether the candidate is sympathetic to Driscol's policies or not). After all, following closely on Wolvinator's heels as Commanding Officer of the RASG is none other than former Governor Matthew Algiers Simon, the original institutor of the Guard, and undoubtedly the best mind to manage that particular aspect of defense.
" will be in charge of the entire RASG, which entails handling new recruit applications, scheduling patrols, and scrambling defenses," elucidated Wolvinator. "He'll be directly responsible for the organization. I'll be leaving the inter-workings of the ranks up to him to handle; I'm not one for micromanaging his operation, especially since he inaugurated the Air and Space Guard. I trust it with him, completely."
Despite Wolvinator's hesitation with that facet of national defense, the Starfleet Admiral is no stranger to a military experience. A representative for the United Federation of Planets and S.E.F.F. Special Operations Manager, Wolvinator has spent the better part of his career touring the interverse to encounter alien forms of life, and possibly engage in hostile activity where necessary.
"A Starfleet officer has a variety of duties," Wolvinator explained. "However, my own personal duties include holding the title of "Commanding Officer" on board the Starfleet vessel USS Xavier, exploring strange new worlds to seek out new life and new civilizations, as well as the defense of the United Federation of Planets, which include the RhyDin Nebula and expanse."
But for such a staunch jetsetter and career man, what brings Wolvinator to RhyDin, and to an almost sedentary desk job, no less"
"I was sent here" as a representative of the Federation to RhyDin," described Wolvinator of his original arrival on RhyDin. "My responsibilities included understanding the nature of the planet, the cultures here which inhabit the surface, and to study the inner workings of day-to-day life. However, the second time was not only as a representative, but on an extended hiatus from Starfleet as well. Sort of like, a temporary leave of absence."
Added Wolvinator: "I took it upon myself to protect the innocent by becoming a part of the City Guard and patrolling the streets. Sometimes a leave of absence really isn't a leave of absence at all."
Apparently, RhyDin's superheroes aren't only restricted to capes and masks.
In an effort to impart his beliefs onto others, Wolvinator has taken the initiative in his appointment by appealing to RhyDin's virtuous side. That is, his vehement encouragement of security applicants has only increased as the days wear on.
"I plan to personally screen applicants for certain positions," explained Wolvinator. "While I'll have the respective organizational leaders screen them as well; such as the chief of the Watch, Chief of the City Guard, the Commanding Officer of the RASG, and so on. If there are any 'special" positions that arise, I'll be reviewing those applicants and I'll pass them onto the Governor as well."
Continued Wolvinator: ?" Mostly, we're looking for individuals who have a certain level of aptitude, are in good physical condition, or have the ability to do so. We want people that are willing to work under pressure, listen and follow orders, and those that have a dedication to serve."
Heroic and heartening as the promise of a stronger task force might be, Wolvinator would not be the first to place all his eggs in RhyDinians" baskets when it comes to national defense. Not six months ago, Governor Simon himself ardently solicited new applications for the various security agencies implemented around RhyDin, but was met more or less with mild disinterest. The fact of the matter is, people - even RhyDinian people - are inherently selfish beings. Without proper incentive, job positions that are anything but self-serving will remain hopelessly unfilled. And unless the new Minister of Defense can come up with some kind of carrot to dangle before his potential applicants besides assurances of a cleaner conscience, I am sorry to say he will likely find his recruitment offices as empty and untraversed as Dockside's derelict Demon Dating Service. Hopefully the Simon-Wolvinator super team can concoct some kind of appetizing proposal for RhyDin's better half, because I really doubt simply wagging a finger at citizens and telling them, "Eat your vegetables, or you won't grow up big and strong" will do much for national security' especially since RhyDin has already developed a taste for their own defense, and governmentally-sanctioned institutions aren't often a part of that particular palate.
Still, Wolvinator remains optimistic about his position and about the city at large.
"As I stated in my initial speech to take the position, I look forward to serving the citizens of RhyDin in any capacity that I can," announced the Minister. "I'm asking that those that wish to help please stand up; we're looking for volunteers to help, and public defense is everyone's responsibility. I'll be working closely with the Governor to ensure that we are implementing and working out policies and problems as they arise. What I can promise you, is that I'll be out there, and I'll be doing everything in my power to ensure the safety of our home.?
Grab your pitchforks and ray guns and fight some injustice, RhyDin. Apparently it's good for us.
In the next issue, Drake Valkonan: Minister of Science and Technology.
http://i738.photobucket.com/albums/xx21/dfenner_photo/6264346944a710cfe80dc5.jpg Senior Columnist and Investigative Journalist: Darien Fenner
Segmented Idealism: RhyDin's New Council of Ministers May 16, 2010
Sheridan Driscol seems content to be making news on a regular basis.
Not long after his appointment to office, the new Governor made history again in RhyDin by electing to create a Council of Ministers to assist in 'day-to-day governing of the City of RhyDin within limited parameters of authority." This new and influential cadre of counselors will work just steps from the Governor's personal office itself, promising to direct domestic policy in congruence with Driscol's "coexisting" system of governing, which encourages RhyDin denizens to participate actively in government.
Perhaps Thoreau was right: "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves."
Since the institution of the gubernatorial office, citizens have long questioned the role of a centralized governing body in RhyDin. Elected officers have been openly and blatantly criticized for both hyper and inactivity, leaving campaigning hopefuls for the next term floundering for some solid platform of administration that appeals to an impossible majority of constituents. Where is the middle ground here" RhyDin has been considered a "free" state for as long as I can remember, meaning the government generally tends to embrace a laissez-faire attitude toward the governed, expecting citizens for the most part to dig themselves out of a hole if they happen to fall into one. Or that is what half of the population seems to argue. The other half seems adamant at pointing fingers in the Governor's direction when things go wrong, and charges him (or her) with cleaning up its mess with little to no funding. After all, the people of RhyDin can't possibly be bothered to be taxed, right' It's a free nation.
That issue is for another article, though. For all his bloated talk about "new blood" and "new ideas" in the Gubernatorial Office, Driscol has certainly grabbed the bull by the horns when it comes to catching governed interest. According to our readers, political attentiveness and involvement has shot way up compared with the terms of Driscol's predecessors. Unless I totally missed something, this means that Driscol has roped off and secured a slight majority of supporters thanks to his new ministerial policy. Eight appointments have so far been made, setting the number of possible votes for domestic and foreign stratagems to nine.
Accordingly, it seems these new ministers are extending to domestic affairs a new model of governance previously used only in foreign policy, in which the national security advisor (that is, the Minister of Defense), and nearly every minister for that matter, manages diplomatic and military matters from a perch in the Gubernatorial Office, giving him or her ready access to the Governor himself.
Apparently, Driscol is taking this "open door policy' to a whole new level.
Nine voters. In an ideal realm, that would mean that appointees to the Council could be strategically hired to serve as either deliberate bases for dissent, or pocket votes sympathetic to the Governor's cause. Indeed, based on the simple fact that a majority of the new ministers was approached by Driscol himself, his so-called impartiality has already faced numerous attacks by critics. As of now, it remains uncertain as to whether the Governor's new Council will deteriorate from infighting or strengthen under mutually beneficial duress. Rest assured, however, this matter will indubitably become clear in only a few short months.
For now, idealistic appointees remain locked in Limbo, frivolously juggling arguably quixotic conceptions of their offices until either their arms get tired or someone finally gives them some direction. Here is to hoping the Governor takes up that responsibility, because his new ministers certainly have instilled an exorbitant amount of faith in him.
Part One: RhyDin's New Minister of Defense: Admiral Wolvinator
While it is certainly true that Wolvinator could successfully influence the other members of the Council into a vote his way, his military background and egalitarian policy certainly seems to peg him as one of the possible swing votes within that assembly (that is, when weighing whether the candidate is sympathetic to Driscol's policies or not). After all, following closely on Wolvinator's heels as Commanding Officer of the RASG is none other than former Governor Matthew Algiers Simon, the original institutor of the Guard, and undoubtedly the best mind to manage that particular aspect of defense.
" will be in charge of the entire RASG, which entails handling new recruit applications, scheduling patrols, and scrambling defenses," elucidated Wolvinator. "He'll be directly responsible for the organization. I'll be leaving the inter-workings of the ranks up to him to handle; I'm not one for micromanaging his operation, especially since he inaugurated the Air and Space Guard. I trust it with him, completely."
Despite Wolvinator's hesitation with that facet of national defense, the Starfleet Admiral is no stranger to a military experience. A representative for the United Federation of Planets and S.E.F.F. Special Operations Manager, Wolvinator has spent the better part of his career touring the interverse to encounter alien forms of life, and possibly engage in hostile activity where necessary.
"A Starfleet officer has a variety of duties," Wolvinator explained. "However, my own personal duties include holding the title of "Commanding Officer" on board the Starfleet vessel USS Xavier, exploring strange new worlds to seek out new life and new civilizations, as well as the defense of the United Federation of Planets, which include the RhyDin Nebula and expanse."
But for such a staunch jetsetter and career man, what brings Wolvinator to RhyDin, and to an almost sedentary desk job, no less"
"I was sent here" as a representative of the Federation to RhyDin," described Wolvinator of his original arrival on RhyDin. "My responsibilities included understanding the nature of the planet, the cultures here which inhabit the surface, and to study the inner workings of day-to-day life. However, the second time was not only as a representative, but on an extended hiatus from Starfleet as well. Sort of like, a temporary leave of absence."
Added Wolvinator: "I took it upon myself to protect the innocent by becoming a part of the City Guard and patrolling the streets. Sometimes a leave of absence really isn't a leave of absence at all."
Apparently, RhyDin's superheroes aren't only restricted to capes and masks.
In an effort to impart his beliefs onto others, Wolvinator has taken the initiative in his appointment by appealing to RhyDin's virtuous side. That is, his vehement encouragement of security applicants has only increased as the days wear on.
"I plan to personally screen applicants for certain positions," explained Wolvinator. "While I'll have the respective organizational leaders screen them as well; such as the chief of the Watch, Chief of the City Guard, the Commanding Officer of the RASG, and so on. If there are any 'special" positions that arise, I'll be reviewing those applicants and I'll pass them onto the Governor as well."
Continued Wolvinator: ?" Mostly, we're looking for individuals who have a certain level of aptitude, are in good physical condition, or have the ability to do so. We want people that are willing to work under pressure, listen and follow orders, and those that have a dedication to serve."
Heroic and heartening as the promise of a stronger task force might be, Wolvinator would not be the first to place all his eggs in RhyDinians" baskets when it comes to national defense. Not six months ago, Governor Simon himself ardently solicited new applications for the various security agencies implemented around RhyDin, but was met more or less with mild disinterest. The fact of the matter is, people - even RhyDinian people - are inherently selfish beings. Without proper incentive, job positions that are anything but self-serving will remain hopelessly unfilled. And unless the new Minister of Defense can come up with some kind of carrot to dangle before his potential applicants besides assurances of a cleaner conscience, I am sorry to say he will likely find his recruitment offices as empty and untraversed as Dockside's derelict Demon Dating Service. Hopefully the Simon-Wolvinator super team can concoct some kind of appetizing proposal for RhyDin's better half, because I really doubt simply wagging a finger at citizens and telling them, "Eat your vegetables, or you won't grow up big and strong" will do much for national security' especially since RhyDin has already developed a taste for their own defense, and governmentally-sanctioned institutions aren't often a part of that particular palate.
Still, Wolvinator remains optimistic about his position and about the city at large.
"As I stated in my initial speech to take the position, I look forward to serving the citizens of RhyDin in any capacity that I can," announced the Minister. "I'm asking that those that wish to help please stand up; we're looking for volunteers to help, and public defense is everyone's responsibility. I'll be working closely with the Governor to ensure that we are implementing and working out policies and problems as they arise. What I can promise you, is that I'll be out there, and I'll be doing everything in my power to ensure the safety of our home.?
Grab your pitchforks and ray guns and fight some injustice, RhyDin. Apparently it's good for us.
In the next issue, Drake Valkonan: Minister of Science and Technology.