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Gossip Columnist: Emmet "The It Man" Bane
Ten Signs You Got Married Too Quickly in RhyDin December 7, 2009
10. It's news to you when you awake to find your spouse howling at the full moon.
9. Overlord Karos has only made one threat in the course of your relationship.
8. Ale-lover Reap is still nursing his hangover from the first night you and hubby met.
7. Tenacious Tara Rynieyn has yet to set some article on fire in your presence.
6. The AutoCaller in the Arena learned to say, "I love you? before you two did.
5. Dragon population super-starter Icer Shimmerscale hasn't had her next litter yet.
4. The threatening letters posted in the Inn proper are two days old.
3. You've yet to become aware, in the course if your relationship, of another mass murder or cataclysmic event thanks to some hot new mercenary pretending to be unique.
2. You two haven't figured out what the Nexus is.
1. Finishing this article had to wait until after the "I do's."
Ten Signs You Got Married Too Quickly in RhyDin December 7, 2009
10. It's news to you when you awake to find your spouse howling at the full moon.
9. Overlord Karos has only made one threat in the course of your relationship.
8. Ale-lover Reap is still nursing his hangover from the first night you and hubby met.
7. Tenacious Tara Rynieyn has yet to set some article on fire in your presence.
6. The AutoCaller in the Arena learned to say, "I love you? before you two did.
5. Dragon population super-starter Icer Shimmerscale hasn't had her next litter yet.
4. The threatening letters posted in the Inn proper are two days old.
3. You've yet to become aware, in the course if your relationship, of another mass murder or cataclysmic event thanks to some hot new mercenary pretending to be unique.
2. You two haven't figured out what the Nexus is.
1. Finishing this article had to wait until after the "I do's."