Topic: Ten Signs You May be Partying too Hard

Darien Fenner

Date: 2009-12-21 18:09 EST
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Ten Signs You May be Partying too Hard December 21, 2009

Alright! Who spiked the eggnog" Christmas, Yule, and New Year's are around, and we all know what that means: Holiday get-togethers, and lots of them. And while we're all for smooching under the mistletoe and getting your drink on, the Post is here to remind you that there is a subtle difference between having a good time and being had. What's the difference" Here are some signs that you might want to lay off the sauce come tomorrow night:

1. You have heated arguments with inanimate objects. The objects win.

2. You make a habit of falling off the floor, or need to hold onto the grass to keep yourself on the planet.

3. Tara Rynieyn and Kazzy Hart are beginning to make sense.

4. When vampires bite you, they instantly become intoxicated.

5. Every woman in the place has an exact twin (or in Taneth Mercer's case, quadruplet).

6. That bearded female dwarf is starting to look like real marriage material.

7. National Orc League Dragon-Roping Intramurals? Sounds like fun!

8. You wake up to find that all your stockpiled gasoline from the garage and liquid cleaning supplies are missing.

9. Anubis Karos seems like he's just a lonely soul who needs a little bit of love.

10. Your idea of "cutting back" means "without salt"; The self-stocking, self-replenishing bar at the Red Dragon Inn needs to be replenished after you leave.