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Gossip Columnist: Emmet "The It Man" Bane
Murder, Magnificence, and Missing Manners: October's Harvest Ball in Review! October 18, 2010
For once, I have to say that I am relieved to see some drama unfold that is actually planned and in good humor!
The Harvest Festival 2010 wound down spectacularly Saturday night in a comical and compelling series of events that challenged the acting and problem-solving abilities of RhyDin's fabulous, finely dressed folk! If you weren't there, you really missed something special; after all, mystery is at the very heart of creativity' and what are RhyDinians if not creative"
Needless to say, brother Johnny and Miss fabulous Juliane were present and accounted for, looking rather spectacular as Sherlock and She-Watson. Honestly, I do believe these two should make the steampunk style a part of their regular wardrobe, because boy howdy can they pull it off. Emo is a little farfetched for brother Johnny, but come on, people! Can't you see him strutting his stuff in a bowler hat and spectacles" He should at least give the suggestion a moment's consideration. Maybe She-Watson can help us talk him into it. Call us, sweetheart!
As expected, brother Johnny had the event running smoothly and efficiently, and made rounds of the Hall constantly to engage and encourage (as Johnny is wont to do, anyway). Thus far, we have heard nothing but resounding praise for his and his associates' work for the Harvest Festival evenings, culminating in a hilarious and entertaining night of mystery. After all, it's kind of a relief when murders in RhyDin seem to have a reason behind them. If RhyDin itself was a full-length novel, I swear there would be gaping plot holes enough to make any average book critic claw his eyes out.
Speaking of books! The characters played during the murder mystery were delightfully spot-on and hysterical. My interns were relieved to see London walking through the Hall doors in all his regal glory with some handsome chap that we unfortunately didn't quite get the name of. But in all honesty, any event that includes London is an event worth attending, no' Word has it London warmed to his role as James Monet very easily, and wound up taking on a character that may as well have just waltzed out of a Jane Austen novel. It really got me thinking....One of these days I'd like to see someone like London or Juliane whip out a little Austen in everyday conversation:
"It is your turn to say something now, Mr. Demery. I talked about the dance, and you ought to make some kind of remark on the insidious atmosphere of the room or the number of lurking, hooded villains."
RhyDin could use a bit of class, anyway.
And London wasn't the only one who warmed to his character alarmingly naturally. Saucy pirate wench Riley wound up playing the part of the snooty Honey Monet-Baggs, and my he-intern tells me that she seemed right at home playing a snob and bossing around poor love struck Penny Nellis (played by none other than Riley's partner-in-crime, Mataya) almost as effortlessly as that gossip guru Marc Franco played a jealous and licentious lover. Now we know toothsome Riley has a bit of that dominatrix in her, but gee whiz, lady. Don't let it all out at once. Thankfully a certain highwayman, the object of her affections for the night (who, judging by the way she tactfully arranged a full-on grope session on the dance floor, I can only assume was Ex-Constable Hotstuff, a.k.a. David Lo) didn't seem to mind. And who would" I challenge any man to say no to a former D.A. in thigh-high leather boots.
Darling Amber and her brother seemed right at home in the petty atmosphere Riley created, as bickering was never in short supply between these two. Still, there is something positively adorable about bringing a sibling to a costume ball and wanting to share the experience with them. Mik's costume just encouraged me to make my next shindig a toga party, though, so thanks for that!
On a side note, I'm having a bit of a love-hate relationship with the list of attendees at the ball, RhyDin. While I will admit that I was absolutely thrilled with some of the appearances I heard about, I was also very disappointed with a few noticeable absences - namely two, and that is Scotty and Harold. Apparently, the Scot has enough time on his hands to run a snogging booth and flirt shamelessly, but not enough to even stop in and participate in one of the social gatherings of the season. Where are their priorities" Honestly. I was looking forward to hearing allllll about these two, but alas. I am positively hurt. I do hope those lucky RhyDinians who got their snog on relished and cherished it, since judging by the way of things they probably won't have another Scot experience EVER. And apparently, neither will we. Hmph.
On the other hand, I was positively delighted to hear about not only appearances by Eless, who looked magnificently glam and gorgeous as a winged white lacy thing of some sort (who cares what it is" That babe can wear a potato sack and make it couture), but also - get this - Mason and Eva! O.M.G.! And not only that, but my she-interns inform me that they got to see much more of Mason than they are generally allowed to. I vote we create a beach night in the Red Dragon, if only to convince those two to whip out the tribal gear all over again. Word has it Mason was seen parading Eva around on his shoulder like the prize she is, which honestly makes us Awwww! with gusto. Those two are just as sweet and wonderful with each other as they were when they originally got together. It makes me consider the possibility that love might actually be sustainable in RhyDin" but only if you're as damn sexy as those two.
Damn sexy isn't that hard to come by, though, because Anyanka arrived looking abso-tively GORGEOUS in a gathered silver number and beautifully styled silver mask. Yes, she was masked, RhyDin, but unless that stunning woman has a doppelganger somewhere with the same brilliant fiery head of hair, flawless skin, and to-die-for hourglass figure, I'm going to put money down that it was our delicious Anyanka that decided to glorify the costume ball with her presence Saturday night. She and some faceless fellow in familiar fashion remained attached to each other the entire night, likely gossiping about the devious things they do. I'm going to go out on a limb here and assume based upon the rumbling baritone voice heard through his disguise (that made my she-interns quake at the knees) that said fellow was none other than Anyanka's dashing Viktor. What is it about that pair that just makes all the others pale in comparison' Those two are so consistently abuzz and a-spark with chemistry I could write a romance novel in my head just watching them. Do I sense a book deal in the making" Is Viktor the next popular rebellious Byronic Hero with a troubled past' Is Anyanka the strong-willed femme solely capable of mending his broken heart' Someone get my lawyer on the phone! This is happening!
I seriously don't know how the original mef Maranya puts up with Antonio being wanted by' uh' every woman in RhyDin. No, really. If any woman claims she doesn't want him, I promise you she is lying about it. And you know what? I think secretly every man wants him too. Antonio didn't help ease that reputation much at all, for as the night dragged on and his very pregnant wife conversed with some armor-clad person and went all detective-slash-scientist-like on the murder mystery (the black hair wasn't as much a giveaway for her identity as the bump was!), he made rounds of the floor and gave out shiny things and jewelry to most all the ladies present. I feel sorry for the other folks in his house. In no time at all, that dashing fellow is going to have about twenty-five lusty lovers married into their little harem. Pardon me. Big harem.
While I'm not sure exactly how it's possible, Rena was spotted (finally!) playing the part of wallflower while seated somewhere in the middle of the crowd. Honestly, we don't get enough Rena around these days - let alone Rena in a smexy black number, so it was good to see her back in the habit of making public appearances. Does this mean she will make a comeback, or maybe even give those duels a kickstart by issuing a few challenges" Only time will tell!
Murder, Magnificence, and Missing Manners: October's Harvest Ball in Review! October 18, 2010
For once, I have to say that I am relieved to see some drama unfold that is actually planned and in good humor!
The Harvest Festival 2010 wound down spectacularly Saturday night in a comical and compelling series of events that challenged the acting and problem-solving abilities of RhyDin's fabulous, finely dressed folk! If you weren't there, you really missed something special; after all, mystery is at the very heart of creativity' and what are RhyDinians if not creative"
Needless to say, brother Johnny and Miss fabulous Juliane were present and accounted for, looking rather spectacular as Sherlock and She-Watson. Honestly, I do believe these two should make the steampunk style a part of their regular wardrobe, because boy howdy can they pull it off. Emo is a little farfetched for brother Johnny, but come on, people! Can't you see him strutting his stuff in a bowler hat and spectacles" He should at least give the suggestion a moment's consideration. Maybe She-Watson can help us talk him into it. Call us, sweetheart!
As expected, brother Johnny had the event running smoothly and efficiently, and made rounds of the Hall constantly to engage and encourage (as Johnny is wont to do, anyway). Thus far, we have heard nothing but resounding praise for his and his associates' work for the Harvest Festival evenings, culminating in a hilarious and entertaining night of mystery. After all, it's kind of a relief when murders in RhyDin seem to have a reason behind them. If RhyDin itself was a full-length novel, I swear there would be gaping plot holes enough to make any average book critic claw his eyes out.
Speaking of books! The characters played during the murder mystery were delightfully spot-on and hysterical. My interns were relieved to see London walking through the Hall doors in all his regal glory with some handsome chap that we unfortunately didn't quite get the name of. But in all honesty, any event that includes London is an event worth attending, no' Word has it London warmed to his role as James Monet very easily, and wound up taking on a character that may as well have just waltzed out of a Jane Austen novel. It really got me thinking....One of these days I'd like to see someone like London or Juliane whip out a little Austen in everyday conversation:
"It is your turn to say something now, Mr. Demery. I talked about the dance, and you ought to make some kind of remark on the insidious atmosphere of the room or the number of lurking, hooded villains."
RhyDin could use a bit of class, anyway.
And London wasn't the only one who warmed to his character alarmingly naturally. Saucy pirate wench Riley wound up playing the part of the snooty Honey Monet-Baggs, and my he-intern tells me that she seemed right at home playing a snob and bossing around poor love struck Penny Nellis (played by none other than Riley's partner-in-crime, Mataya) almost as effortlessly as that gossip guru Marc Franco played a jealous and licentious lover. Now we know toothsome Riley has a bit of that dominatrix in her, but gee whiz, lady. Don't let it all out at once. Thankfully a certain highwayman, the object of her affections for the night (who, judging by the way she tactfully arranged a full-on grope session on the dance floor, I can only assume was Ex-Constable Hotstuff, a.k.a. David Lo) didn't seem to mind. And who would" I challenge any man to say no to a former D.A. in thigh-high leather boots.
Darling Amber and her brother seemed right at home in the petty atmosphere Riley created, as bickering was never in short supply between these two. Still, there is something positively adorable about bringing a sibling to a costume ball and wanting to share the experience with them. Mik's costume just encouraged me to make my next shindig a toga party, though, so thanks for that!
On a side note, I'm having a bit of a love-hate relationship with the list of attendees at the ball, RhyDin. While I will admit that I was absolutely thrilled with some of the appearances I heard about, I was also very disappointed with a few noticeable absences - namely two, and that is Scotty and Harold. Apparently, the Scot has enough time on his hands to run a snogging booth and flirt shamelessly, but not enough to even stop in and participate in one of the social gatherings of the season. Where are their priorities" Honestly. I was looking forward to hearing allllll about these two, but alas. I am positively hurt. I do hope those lucky RhyDinians who got their snog on relished and cherished it, since judging by the way of things they probably won't have another Scot experience EVER. And apparently, neither will we. Hmph.
On the other hand, I was positively delighted to hear about not only appearances by Eless, who looked magnificently glam and gorgeous as a winged white lacy thing of some sort (who cares what it is" That babe can wear a potato sack and make it couture), but also - get this - Mason and Eva! O.M.G.! And not only that, but my she-interns inform me that they got to see much more of Mason than they are generally allowed to. I vote we create a beach night in the Red Dragon, if only to convince those two to whip out the tribal gear all over again. Word has it Mason was seen parading Eva around on his shoulder like the prize she is, which honestly makes us Awwww! with gusto. Those two are just as sweet and wonderful with each other as they were when they originally got together. It makes me consider the possibility that love might actually be sustainable in RhyDin" but only if you're as damn sexy as those two.
Damn sexy isn't that hard to come by, though, because Anyanka arrived looking abso-tively GORGEOUS in a gathered silver number and beautifully styled silver mask. Yes, she was masked, RhyDin, but unless that stunning woman has a doppelganger somewhere with the same brilliant fiery head of hair, flawless skin, and to-die-for hourglass figure, I'm going to put money down that it was our delicious Anyanka that decided to glorify the costume ball with her presence Saturday night. She and some faceless fellow in familiar fashion remained attached to each other the entire night, likely gossiping about the devious things they do. I'm going to go out on a limb here and assume based upon the rumbling baritone voice heard through his disguise (that made my she-interns quake at the knees) that said fellow was none other than Anyanka's dashing Viktor. What is it about that pair that just makes all the others pale in comparison' Those two are so consistently abuzz and a-spark with chemistry I could write a romance novel in my head just watching them. Do I sense a book deal in the making" Is Viktor the next popular rebellious Byronic Hero with a troubled past' Is Anyanka the strong-willed femme solely capable of mending his broken heart' Someone get my lawyer on the phone! This is happening!
I seriously don't know how the original mef Maranya puts up with Antonio being wanted by' uh' every woman in RhyDin. No, really. If any woman claims she doesn't want him, I promise you she is lying about it. And you know what? I think secretly every man wants him too. Antonio didn't help ease that reputation much at all, for as the night dragged on and his very pregnant wife conversed with some armor-clad person and went all detective-slash-scientist-like on the murder mystery (the black hair wasn't as much a giveaway for her identity as the bump was!), he made rounds of the floor and gave out shiny things and jewelry to most all the ladies present. I feel sorry for the other folks in his house. In no time at all, that dashing fellow is going to have about twenty-five lusty lovers married into their little harem. Pardon me. Big harem.
While I'm not sure exactly how it's possible, Rena was spotted (finally!) playing the part of wallflower while seated somewhere in the middle of the crowd. Honestly, we don't get enough Rena around these days - let alone Rena in a smexy black number, so it was good to see her back in the habit of making public appearances. Does this mean she will make a comeback, or maybe even give those duels a kickstart by issuing a few challenges" Only time will tell!