Topic: The Post's List of Top 25 Sexiest Men in RhyDin!

Darien Fenner

Date: 2009-12-11 20:52 EST
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The Post's List of Top 25 Sexiest Men in RhyDin! December 11, 2009

Without much further ado— please hold your applause until the end— we give you the Top 25 Sexiest Men in RhyDin!

25. Vanion Knightwood-Shadowcast See" Our Top 25 isn't just a popularity contest! We've got standards, you know! Treacherously Tempting Vanion, we hear, is an elf loyal to the current Overlord. Now while we don't know much about dueling, apparently some have said to be scornful of that. We don't know" we happen to think whom you're concerned with slash associate yourself with is your business! But then again, where would we be without gossip" Long story short, we find T.T. Vanion totally sexy in a dangerous sort of way. He's got this eerily blue skin that just begs for some UV exposure, but really he's still damn good-looking, with strong, elven features and GREAT hair! And from what we've heard from our sources, T.T. Vanion has the capacity to be a gentleman! OH SNAP!

24. Jin Eternity What is it they say about judging a man by the people he hangs out with' Or is it that we're not supposed to do that' Well we never claimed to be perfect! Hardheaded Jin, we've heard, is apparently serious with Hottie Lawbreaker Mayverdia. Oh H. Jin. You can do so much better! We've been told H. Jin is an awesome musician over his rambunctious personality and dreamy green eyes. So what?s the guy doing messing around with some gal who spends her time in jell-o' C"mon, H. Jin! You've got brawn, and" uh' brawn! Ditch the dud and get in with a classier girl! We've just gotta ask you something" what?s with the shades, bro' You're INSIDE!

23. Stiles Mornay So rumor has it there's this new guy floating around being all friendly-like. Now, normally we're not totally gung-ho about balding men, but Sneaky Stiles just has a little something-something we can't quite put our finger on! He's got a stellar bod, that's for sure, but we kind of get the feeling he's hiding something! What's your deal, S. Stiles" We'd love to get the chance to sit down and pick your brain!

22. Perceval Tucker What, what!" Gentle Giant Tucker is sexy!" Since when!" Oh yeah, RhyDin. You better believe he is. This guy is desirable in a loveable bear kind of way. We swear the man is a MOUNTAIN (He has to be at least 6"8!) but darn it if he isn't one of the nicest guys tending the Red Dragon Inn! You want brawn and behavior, ladies" You go give G.G. Tucker a poke. Although he might do this thing where he gets totally flustered whenever he's uncomfortable, so be wary of what you say!

21. Dris Yeah, we know! Oh you crazy Post people— Don't you know the difference between sexy and skanky' It's true, we think Dodo-Doter Dris is a liiiiiiiittle bit of a cough manwhore cough, but seriously' LOOK at the man! Triple D is more than equipped in the looks department. And sure, he has the tendency to get falling-down drunk sometimes, but we honestly can't escape those dreamy eyes of his. It just seems like Triple D is one of the guys it's O.K. to be groped by. Lately we've heard he's been a little moody! What's his deal" Snap out of it, Triple D! You're not entertaining unless you're your giddy, charming self!

20. Ryan Garabedian Beach Boy Ryan was probably picked up off a Paris runway by the Nexus and dropped onto some poor sod's head here in RhyDin. But we're willing to bet you that poor sod didn't mind in the least. B.B. Ryan's striking green eyes and captivating, good-guy smile make us totally want to shake our fist at his man for depriving the rest of the dating public of him! We also hear that he plays the piano. What, what? Totally dreamy looks and he's got a sensitive, creative side" Curse you, B.B.R.'s significant other!

19. Tag Sentry Tame Tag makes our list of Top 25 because we get the feeling he bottles up all those feelings and channels them into something truly productive behind closed doors! T. Tag has got really unique looks— we hear he's a mix of a few ethnicities, but still one hundred percent human. In a place rife with unnaturally beautiful elves and Promethians, (seriously! We want to know more about them!) it really says something when a guy can hold his own. The human race may be a little ordinary, but T. Tag certainly is not! Sometimes he might come off as a little brooding, which just begs the question: What exactly has this guy got on his mind" Go and pick his brain, ladies. Be mindful of those eyes, though. They're captivating!

18. Ticallion Carter You want a guy who knows how to defend himself, then look no further than Curious Ticallion. This guy, we hear, is the former Baron of Dockside, and recently rocked the Warlord Tournament not too long ago. Apparently he's a dueling veteran, but there's a whole bunch of seedy rumors circulating him and his secretive behavior. We don't really know if any of them are true, so we're willing to put him on our list because the man certainly knows how to handle his sword. Ah, ha!

17. Rico Tharadon Wowza! Someone stop us; we are so willing to don a tacky life preserver one night to get around First Mate Rico's trusted seamen" WE MEAN" we're not afraid to get wet to' WE MEAN" we're willing to brave the turning and thrashing" WE MEAN" shoot. What were we talking about' All joking aside, F.M. Rico has super-sexy sun-kissed skin and a charming, disarming smile that makes us weak in the knees. We've heard that he's been hanging around with Air-headed Air Keeper Rena, though! He really seems to like her, and sources say he's really putting out an effort, but get THIS! When asked if A.A.K. Rena was dating him, she TOTALLY denied it! What, what!" What is the MATTER with this girl!" F.M. Rico is someone everyone should be proud to date! We think those two need to have a sit-down and figure out if they're even on the same page!

16. Scotty What is it with guys who have accents" We get it— Dreamy Scot Scotty is a little young, but darn it if we don't find him and his Aberdonian speech tuh-hotally swoon-worthy! Apparently he's made a niche for himself here in RhyDin as a handyman, and the few times our sources have heard him talking about work, the words coming out of his mouth have totally gone over their heads! Something about transmuter" transportation' dilithium' bubbles" something or other. We're going to go out on a limb here and assume that means he's super-smart! Plus, there's something to be said about a guy who can handle a wrench!

15. Harold Lee Where there's one, there's the other! Get this— we totally didn't hear D.S. Scotty and Humble Harold were a thing until after we already decided who was on the list! We guess there's something to be said about beautiful people finding each other! H. Harold certainly appears to be the more chill of the two, but he seems like an overall pretty cool guy! We find it a little interesting that a man with such a running mouth keeps a job as a bookkeeper, but we guess there's not much competition in that line of work! As it is, we happen to find H. Harold quite attractive, and though he keeps to himself a bit, we have the sneaking suspicion he is a bad boy in the inside! Let it out, H. Harold! We just hope we're there when you do!

14. Locke D'Vestavio Ohhhh man! Too-Stylish Locke makes our head spin! We hear this icy-eyed frost elf is a design intern for some place called Highlife Haberdashery. Where is this place!" And more importantly, where can we see T.S. Locke's work" We haven't seen much of what he's got to offer the fashion world, but if it is anything like the smart way he dresses, we're totally going to want to put him to work on one of our charity shows! That man looks oh-my-god-AMAZING. Not to mention he's always got this debonair little smirk on that makes us wonder just what he's plotting. We also heard a rumor that he's got a thing going with Triple D Katarina! Whaaaaat' This is like" the best couple EVER! Kindness, class, and taste!" Please, oh please let us into your head, T.S. Locke! We are dying to know what you're all about!

13. Lucius DeAuster I knoooow! We are so surprised we decided to include one of the DeAusters on here, too! But we can't help it— Quite Quiet Lucius, we think, is a total catch! He's got these penetrating, striking silver eyes that are just kind of heart-stopping, and there's something about his regal stature that just makes him' we don't know" admirable" Q.Q. Lucius just seems like the kind of man you'd want to follow with your eyes and make a whole story about in your head! With flame-red hair and a dark, brooding personality, we're so into the mysterious side of this demonic aristocrat! AND we hear he has the capacity to be a total gentleman! Who knew"

12. Shane Michael So we've heard Unlucky Irish Lover Shane is a bit of a ladies man, so we were forced to do serious digging as to whether or not he was worthy to be on our Top 25 list! Here's what we came up with: He's got a little bit of an Irish accent that makes us droooool, chiseled, rugged looks, and apparently he's got brains and is a writer for the Enabler. We've heard of him doing a few interviews here and there, and they actually weren't bad! U.I.L. Shane might have made our list for his secret talent, but he's secured his standing with his wit and charm. Not to mention we can bounce a quarter off his" Nevermind.

11. Mason Lose-the-Shirt Mason is truly one of the hunkiest men RhyDin has! That deep, booming voice of his totally gives us goosepimples and draws the eye his way. A frequenter of the RDI, L.T.S. Mason has the tendency to be a little crabby at times, but we're totally O.K. with being on his bad side" or good side" or any side at all! Plus there's something H-O-T about being an irritable brood all the time. Let us buy you a drink, L.T.S. Mason! We're sooo willing to warm you right up!

10. Antonio Falconne Succulent Pastry Antonio is one merchant we'd like to have a private conference with' if you know what we mean! This guy is ridiculously articulate, on top of having a stellar body that makes women swoon! More attractive than that, S.P. Antonio is not afraid of poking fun at himself (something about wearing pink on one of his tending shifts") and is not easily rankled. A mature, damn sexy hunk of beef with a good sense of humor most certainly makes it onto our list! We have heard rumors he already has a kid, though! Say WHAT!" He looks way too young slash hot to be a father! We have no doubt he's a good one, but we're dying to know what silly silly woman let him slip through her fingers!

9. Wolvinator We swear" some people in this town need to wear fewer clothes. They just do. We're talking about Dangerously Enticing Wolvinator, RhyDin. This man has a body that will make you faint! What we would give to dip D.E. Wolvinator in chocolate and just eat him up! Speaking of, we hear he's got a thing going with Amazingly Alluring Aly! We have absolutely no doubt in our mind that that poor guy is covered in bite marks" but we absolutely can't blame her! We practically faint at the sight of blood, but for D.E. Wolvinator, we would happily spend our days gnawing on his well-toned" whatever!

8. Jolyon Gardiner Expert Vintner Jolyon is like" the epitome of refinement! We can so picture him just lounging around his vineyard, shirtless, and being fed cheese" O.K. Maybe we're the ones doing the feeding, and the shirtlessness is wishful thinking, but can you blame us" The man has class, etiquette, and taste— come on, he owns a winery! We've heard that his harvest parties are some of the best bashes in RhyDin. Upper-class folks, gorgeous autumn evenings, and free wine" Where can we sign up" Pleeeeease invite us to your next bash, E.V. Jolyon! We're so dying to meet you!

7. Vincent Smith Awesome Archmage Vincent Smith is tuh-hotally RAW with sexual energy! This man just ooooozes attraction, RhyDin. He's got this ridiculously charming way about him, and not to mention the fact that he's been named Archmage like a zillion times! Phenomenal cosmic power and killer looks and personality' Why the crap is this man still single!"!" We've heard he's had quite a strange dating history, but we're still totally floored that A. A. Vinny isn't hooked up with every woman in RhyDin! What is the holdup, ladies" He's a complete catch! Get in there!!!

6. Lucien Viktor Mallorek Now we know you're not surprised Lusty Lawman Lucien makes our list! You're probably wondering why he's so high up, though! Rest assured, RhyDin, we know what we're doing when we put Triple L as number six! This man totally emanates seduction in a completely disarming way. Maybe it's his way with words, but if you talk to him over half an hour, we swear you will get lost in his eyes and be throwing yourself onto him! From what we've heard, though, Triple L is a real gentleman, so he'll probably just politely tell you to shove off. Apparently he's a very informed barrister, on top of being a delicious sight for sore eyes. We are THIS close to knocking over a bank just in hopes of getting him into the same room as us! Oh Triple L" you can cross-examine us any day!

5. Ali al-Amat All-Aces Ali is soooo one Egyptian we'd wrap up all for ourselves! With deep, tan skin, dreamy black hair, and remarkably green eyes, we swear that every woman in our conference room just sighed thinking about him! A.A. Ali is cordial, but to an extent— like he's holding back some of that charm for someone who really matters. From what we've heard, he's got mad skills on the violin, too, which leads us to believe he has really a big heart. Not that we'll find out about it without trying! What's the secret into getting into this guy's psyche" We're desperate to figure him out!

4. Matthew Algiers Simon There is absolutely something to be said about power and attraction. And let's face it— Gover-Resilient Matt is probably one of the most powerful men in RhyDin right now. He's got the government eating out of the palm of his hand! Now we know that he's not hugely popular with some people, but come on, folks" read his speeches. Meet the man. This is a guy who genuinely cares about the well being of his people, and has exercised great effort to show it. Hold it, though! Just when you thought he was nothing but a compassionate ball of fluff" what, what!" He's an OPAL!" For those of you who are unfamiliar with dueling whatnot, that's uh' really good! (We think!) A man with an iron fist who refuses to govern with one" Darn it if we aren't tuh-hotally smitten!

3. Alain DeMuer Better Businessman Alain was soooo a contender for #1 in the Sexiest Men in RhyDin list! We swear, there were screaming matches going on in our downtown office! Who'd have known B.B. Alain had such a huge fan base" Surprisingly, we have heard only bits and pieces about what it is exactly B.B. Alain does! We've heard from some sources that he was once a detective, but now he's busying himself with the goings-on of everything DeMuer (which includes like" a bazillion import and export companies!). But whatever his choice of career, we have no doubt he'll rock it. B.B. Alain just has that successful air about him, doesn't he" Like he'll be perfect doing anything he wants anywhere he wants. His uncanny confidence, approachable demeanor, and bold, captivating good looks earn him our number three spot. Don't worry, though, B.B. Alain. You are number one in the hearts of SO MANY!

2. Salvador Delahada AHHHHHH! RhyDin, the Post's office is in CHAOS! Our number two was SO head-to-head with our number one! We're not kidding. The women here are making shirts that say "Team Sal" all over them! It's getting ugly! But before the whole office goes up in flames, let us just try to get out what makes Sexy Spaniard Sal so damn sexy! Look at his eyes! Look at his body! Look at the dreamy way he walks, talks" BREATHES! Apparently he's none-too-shabby in a dueling ring, either, which leads us to believe he is a complete FIREBALL in the sack. We find it so odd that such a dynamite, H-O-T hunk of yummy Spanish goodness is so often seen brooding all by his lonesome! We swear" if we ever get within four feet of him, it'll be a challenge not to want to tackle him and gnaw on some part of his delicious, delicious body. Please don't kill us if we try, S.S. Sal. We do because we love! And believe us, we absolutely LOVE him!

1. Sinjin Fai That's RIGHT, ladies and gents! Not that it comes as much of a surprise, but our number one slot goes to none other than Steamy Sinner Sinjin Fai! Really, were you expecting anybody else? All of RhyDin kind of pales in comparison to S.S. Sin, given his droooooool-worthy body and irresistibly magnetic bad-boy demeanor. Not only that, but he's an absolute riot! We swear" some of the things that have come out of this man's mouth' We honestly could fill a book with them and make gazillions of dollars off of it. In fact, we think we'll start compiling now. How much do you want to bet RhyDin would go craaaazy over it' Let's face it, ladies and gents. Triple S is sex incarnate. We swear that man leaks pheromones, and that flirty behavior of his doesn't help matters much! But be still, women of RhyDin! Apparently S.S. Sin is taken! By none other than our number two sex symbol, Sexy Spaniard Sal! And we hear they have quite the electric relationship going on! We hope this competition doesn't cause a stir between the two of them' but then again, we kind of do. The makeup AHEM is soooo much better after a fight.