The following article was seen on page one of the RhyDin Post, November the seventeenth.
http://i738.photobucket.com/albums/xx21/dfenner_photo/6264346944a710cfe80dc5.jpg Senior Columnist and Investigative Journalist: Darien Fenner
The Waiting Game November 17, 2010
Good news for all the latest job seekers out there: Apparently government offices in RhyDin are part-time positions.
Almost a month after RhyDin's current governor, Sheridan Driscol, was declared missing, current Ministerial officials certainly seem to be dragging their heels on what to do about the situation - when they actually devote time to thinking about it, that is.
"I believe in giving the truth straight, even if it's unfortunate," Koyliak VanDuran-Simon, Minster of Cultural Diversity, told the RhyDin Post. "The truth is, to the best of my knowledge, we don't know where Governor Driscol is. And while that does pose a host of problems, as anyone from RhyDin will tell you, it's not unheard of for people here to disappear for a period of time only to later turn up just as suddenly."
Many RhyDinians have found it laughable that despite his overwhelmingly public obligations, Driscol has managed to shake off his Ministerial ankle monitor and pull a Darcy faster than Riley O'Rourke can say the words "probable cause" in the same sentence. But rest assured, RhyDin. Even though the government's organizational capacity has all the weight of a helium balloon, the faith therein is strong.
"It's my hope that wherever he is, the Governor is safe and in good health?" continued VanDuran-Simon. ?" Whatever opinion you have about the Governor, one thing I've seen firsthand from him is that he cares greatly for the people and this city. Until someone proves it otherwise, I remain optimistic that we'll see him soon."
It's a shame the majority of RhyDinians are declared atheists.
For however much misguided faith the Ministers put in Driscol's return, the claim among his residual Council members still remains the same: We're working on it. The argument is that a mid-term election would cause too much confusion, but a promotion of one of the standing Ministers might be considered municipally unfair. Debate has been had within the government offices as a result, but as of yet it has not been disquieting enough to merit more than a few minutes of attention.
"It's a tricky dilemma and one we're still working on," said VanDuran-Simon. ?" As I mentioned" I'm still very optimistic Driscol will return soon enough to reclaim his position. I'm of the opinion at this point in time it'd be better to appoint an acting Governor by unanimous decision of the Ministry to serve in the position until such time as Driscol returns or a new Governor is elected for the next term."
Unfair or not, the promotional suggestion circulating around RhyDin seems to lean toward Wolvinator, current Minister of Defense.
"If it were to be a Minister, I could perhaps see it being Wolvinator," agreed Minister VanDuran-Simon. "Defense is always a major issue for our city and one that requires probably the closest working relationship with the Governor. I've seen, not only as a Minister this term but under my husband's own administration, how vital that area is to the welfare of the city."
Simon administration indeed. For as circuitous as his remarks were and slippery as his platform might have been, the one saving grace he did have to his name was punctuality. Perhaps it helps that the supervision of RhyDin's inner workings was dependent upon one man; not nine. As it is, without Driscol to hold them up, the rest of the Ministers are left inert and virtually useless as puppets without strings. But who's comparing"
"I do think comparing one Governor's term to another's is a bit like comparing apples and oranges," commented VanDuran-Simon. "Success is always going to be a subjective measurement depending on who you ask and the unique circumstances each Governor is faced with in his or her term. There's no way for any of us to know who would've done what."
Perhaps she's right. Maybe it is impossible or unfair to criticize the government's inefficient system of recovery until it's in the past. Does this mean a year should pass until they admit they are spinning their wheels and going nowhere" Granted, politics is a complex subject - and one that necessitates debate and lengthy deliberation - but the "check is in the mail" excuse can only work for so long before debtors come knocking at your door. Just how long can this procrastination last' And what are the Ministers supposedly doing until this issue is resolved?
VanDuran-Simon, at least, claims she has an excuse to be social:
"The Center has taken up a good deal of time, but all things built to last do that. But above all else, I've seen it as my job to dedicate my time in office to simply being with the people on a daily basis to hear their concerns and to partake in their joys when invited in to help with events."
Don't mistake them, RhyDin. The next time you see your Ministers engaging in excessive social interaction and carousal during work hours, just remember that is still considered work. So do not hesitate to set your eyes on those particular positions. Word is they might have an opening or two.
Capable citizens need not apply.
http://i738.photobucket.com/albums/xx21/dfenner_photo/6264346944a710cfe80dc5.jpg Senior Columnist and Investigative Journalist: Darien Fenner
The Waiting Game November 17, 2010
Good news for all the latest job seekers out there: Apparently government offices in RhyDin are part-time positions.
Almost a month after RhyDin's current governor, Sheridan Driscol, was declared missing, current Ministerial officials certainly seem to be dragging their heels on what to do about the situation - when they actually devote time to thinking about it, that is.
"I believe in giving the truth straight, even if it's unfortunate," Koyliak VanDuran-Simon, Minster of Cultural Diversity, told the RhyDin Post. "The truth is, to the best of my knowledge, we don't know where Governor Driscol is. And while that does pose a host of problems, as anyone from RhyDin will tell you, it's not unheard of for people here to disappear for a period of time only to later turn up just as suddenly."
Many RhyDinians have found it laughable that despite his overwhelmingly public obligations, Driscol has managed to shake off his Ministerial ankle monitor and pull a Darcy faster than Riley O'Rourke can say the words "probable cause" in the same sentence. But rest assured, RhyDin. Even though the government's organizational capacity has all the weight of a helium balloon, the faith therein is strong.
"It's my hope that wherever he is, the Governor is safe and in good health?" continued VanDuran-Simon. ?" Whatever opinion you have about the Governor, one thing I've seen firsthand from him is that he cares greatly for the people and this city. Until someone proves it otherwise, I remain optimistic that we'll see him soon."
It's a shame the majority of RhyDinians are declared atheists.
For however much misguided faith the Ministers put in Driscol's return, the claim among his residual Council members still remains the same: We're working on it. The argument is that a mid-term election would cause too much confusion, but a promotion of one of the standing Ministers might be considered municipally unfair. Debate has been had within the government offices as a result, but as of yet it has not been disquieting enough to merit more than a few minutes of attention.
"It's a tricky dilemma and one we're still working on," said VanDuran-Simon. ?" As I mentioned" I'm still very optimistic Driscol will return soon enough to reclaim his position. I'm of the opinion at this point in time it'd be better to appoint an acting Governor by unanimous decision of the Ministry to serve in the position until such time as Driscol returns or a new Governor is elected for the next term."
Unfair or not, the promotional suggestion circulating around RhyDin seems to lean toward Wolvinator, current Minister of Defense.
"If it were to be a Minister, I could perhaps see it being Wolvinator," agreed Minister VanDuran-Simon. "Defense is always a major issue for our city and one that requires probably the closest working relationship with the Governor. I've seen, not only as a Minister this term but under my husband's own administration, how vital that area is to the welfare of the city."
Simon administration indeed. For as circuitous as his remarks were and slippery as his platform might have been, the one saving grace he did have to his name was punctuality. Perhaps it helps that the supervision of RhyDin's inner workings was dependent upon one man; not nine. As it is, without Driscol to hold them up, the rest of the Ministers are left inert and virtually useless as puppets without strings. But who's comparing"
"I do think comparing one Governor's term to another's is a bit like comparing apples and oranges," commented VanDuran-Simon. "Success is always going to be a subjective measurement depending on who you ask and the unique circumstances each Governor is faced with in his or her term. There's no way for any of us to know who would've done what."
Perhaps she's right. Maybe it is impossible or unfair to criticize the government's inefficient system of recovery until it's in the past. Does this mean a year should pass until they admit they are spinning their wheels and going nowhere" Granted, politics is a complex subject - and one that necessitates debate and lengthy deliberation - but the "check is in the mail" excuse can only work for so long before debtors come knocking at your door. Just how long can this procrastination last' And what are the Ministers supposedly doing until this issue is resolved?
VanDuran-Simon, at least, claims she has an excuse to be social:
"The Center has taken up a good deal of time, but all things built to last do that. But above all else, I've seen it as my job to dedicate my time in office to simply being with the people on a daily basis to hear their concerns and to partake in their joys when invited in to help with events."
Don't mistake them, RhyDin. The next time you see your Ministers engaging in excessive social interaction and carousal during work hours, just remember that is still considered work. So do not hesitate to set your eyes on those particular positions. Word is they might have an opening or two.
Capable citizens need not apply.