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Junior Columnist: Ashley Weatherl
The Would-Be RhyDin Soundtrack: Fifty Theme Songs of Average RhyDinians November 16, 2010
Every morning, in an effort to pump myself up for the day, I brush my teeth and hum "Pretty Woman" at myself in the mirror. Some might consider that a little narcissistic, but I like to think of it as....oh....encouraging"
But that really got me thinking. If certain folks in this town had a theme song, exactly what would they be? We can't all be cool enough to merit an Imperial March, but at the same time I'd fill my ears with gauze if I heard the F.U.N. Spongebob song a hundred times a day (because if RhyDinians had the option to choose their own, I guarantee you that's what would happen). Thus, working off Terran artists, a bunch of us at the Gossip Column decided to put together a list of what we think are the most appropriate theme songs for fifty RhyDinians.
Without further ado, I give you: The Would-Be RhyDin Soundtrack! Put this on your iPod shuffle!
"Somebody to Love" by Jefferson Airplane, as performed by Scotty
"I Feel Like a Woman" by Shania Twain, as performed by Siphion
"Like a Virgin" by Madonna, as performed by Tara
"The Denial Twist" by The White Stripes, as performed by Neo Eternity
"Run to the Hills" by Iron Maiden, as performed by Rekah Illyriana
"I get the Job Done" by Big Daddy Kane, as performed by Jeremy
"You Can't Always Get What You Want" by the Rolling Stones, as performed by Bekah
"Please Excuse My Hands" by Plies, as performed by Porthos
"Dancing in the Street" by Martha and the Vandellas, as performed by Kate
"Won't Get Fooled Again? by The Who, as performed by Albion
"Be My Baby" by the Ronettes, as performed by Aja
"You've Lost That Loving Feeling" by The Righteous Brothers, as performed by Teagan
"The Convenience of Being Absent" by Diorama, as performed by Dris
"Stayin' Alive" by the Bee Gees, as performed by Jade
"Got Money" by Lil Wayne, as performed by Colleen
"Bizarre Love Triangle" by New Order, as performed by Antonio Falconne
"Guess Who's Coming to Dinner" by Black Uhuru, as performed by Vex
"Can I Change My Mind" by Alton Ellis, as performed by Chryrie
"Whole Lotta Love" by Led Zeppelin, as performed by Horam
"I Fought the Law" by Bobby Fuller Four, as performed by Judah Bishop
"99 Problems" by DJ Danger Mouse, as performed by Myrlene
"Sex Machine" by James Brown, as performed by Alain
"Respect" by Aretha Franklin, as performed by Eva
"Dancing Queen" by ABBA, as performed by Darkmere
"I'm a Man" by Bo Diddley, as performed by Ria Graziano
"I Told You So" by Keith Urban, as performed by Matt Simon
"God Only Knows" by the Beach Boys, as performed by Taneth
"Still Not a Player" by Big Punisher, as performed by G'nort
"I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For" by U2, as performed by Samilee
"Sixty Minute Man" by The Dominoes, as performed by Rand al'Tan
"Voodoo Child" by The Jimi Hendrix Experience, as performed by Ehz
"I Wanna Be Sedated" by The Ramones, as performed by Petyr
"Go Your Own Way" by Fleetwood Mac, as performed by Cuyler
"Wrong Impression" by Natalie Imbruglia, as performed by Ollie
"Jailhouse Rock" by Elvis Presley, as performed by Mayverdia
"Better Days" by Jude Cole, as performed by Brian Ravenlock
"Beautiful" by Flickerstick, as performed by Eless
"Ha Ha" by Mates of State, as performed by Mur Ollavan
"(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction" by the Rolling Stones, as performed by Jaycy
"There's a Fine, Fine Line" from Avenue Q, as performed by Esteban
"This is Not Over Yet" from Parade, as performed by Wyheree
"Search and Destroy" by Stooges, as performed by Sartan
"Anthem for the Already Defeated" by Rock Plaza Central, as performed by Quilly
"Walking on Sunshine" by Katrina and the Waves, as performed by Mesteno
"I Think I'm Paranoid" by Garbage, as performed by Riley
"Hip to Be Square" by Huey Lewis & the News, as performed by Jolyon
"Dream On" by Aerosmith, as performed by Theodore
"Express Yourself" by N.W.A., as performed by Gigi
"I Got You (I Feel Good)" by James Brown, as performed by Keaton
"I Will Survive" Gloria Gaynor, as performed by Gemethyst
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The Would-Be RhyDin Soundtrack: Fifty Theme Songs of Average RhyDinians November 16, 2010
Every morning, in an effort to pump myself up for the day, I brush my teeth and hum "Pretty Woman" at myself in the mirror. Some might consider that a little narcissistic, but I like to think of it as....oh....encouraging"
But that really got me thinking. If certain folks in this town had a theme song, exactly what would they be? We can't all be cool enough to merit an Imperial March, but at the same time I'd fill my ears with gauze if I heard the F.U.N. Spongebob song a hundred times a day (because if RhyDinians had the option to choose their own, I guarantee you that's what would happen). Thus, working off Terran artists, a bunch of us at the Gossip Column decided to put together a list of what we think are the most appropriate theme songs for fifty RhyDinians.
Without further ado, I give you: The Would-Be RhyDin Soundtrack! Put this on your iPod shuffle!
"Somebody to Love" by Jefferson Airplane, as performed by Scotty
"I Feel Like a Woman" by Shania Twain, as performed by Siphion
"Like a Virgin" by Madonna, as performed by Tara
"The Denial Twist" by The White Stripes, as performed by Neo Eternity
"Run to the Hills" by Iron Maiden, as performed by Rekah Illyriana
"I get the Job Done" by Big Daddy Kane, as performed by Jeremy
"You Can't Always Get What You Want" by the Rolling Stones, as performed by Bekah
"Please Excuse My Hands" by Plies, as performed by Porthos
"Dancing in the Street" by Martha and the Vandellas, as performed by Kate
"Won't Get Fooled Again? by The Who, as performed by Albion
"Be My Baby" by the Ronettes, as performed by Aja
"You've Lost That Loving Feeling" by The Righteous Brothers, as performed by Teagan
"The Convenience of Being Absent" by Diorama, as performed by Dris
"Stayin' Alive" by the Bee Gees, as performed by Jade
"Got Money" by Lil Wayne, as performed by Colleen
"Bizarre Love Triangle" by New Order, as performed by Antonio Falconne
"Guess Who's Coming to Dinner" by Black Uhuru, as performed by Vex
"Can I Change My Mind" by Alton Ellis, as performed by Chryrie
"Whole Lotta Love" by Led Zeppelin, as performed by Horam
"I Fought the Law" by Bobby Fuller Four, as performed by Judah Bishop
"99 Problems" by DJ Danger Mouse, as performed by Myrlene
"Sex Machine" by James Brown, as performed by Alain
"Respect" by Aretha Franklin, as performed by Eva
"Dancing Queen" by ABBA, as performed by Darkmere
"I'm a Man" by Bo Diddley, as performed by Ria Graziano
"I Told You So" by Keith Urban, as performed by Matt Simon
"God Only Knows" by the Beach Boys, as performed by Taneth
"Still Not a Player" by Big Punisher, as performed by G'nort
"I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For" by U2, as performed by Samilee
"Sixty Minute Man" by The Dominoes, as performed by Rand al'Tan
"Voodoo Child" by The Jimi Hendrix Experience, as performed by Ehz
"I Wanna Be Sedated" by The Ramones, as performed by Petyr
"Go Your Own Way" by Fleetwood Mac, as performed by Cuyler
"Wrong Impression" by Natalie Imbruglia, as performed by Ollie
"Jailhouse Rock" by Elvis Presley, as performed by Mayverdia
"Better Days" by Jude Cole, as performed by Brian Ravenlock
"Beautiful" by Flickerstick, as performed by Eless
"Ha Ha" by Mates of State, as performed by Mur Ollavan
"(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction" by the Rolling Stones, as performed by Jaycy
"There's a Fine, Fine Line" from Avenue Q, as performed by Esteban
"This is Not Over Yet" from Parade, as performed by Wyheree
"Search and Destroy" by Stooges, as performed by Sartan
"Anthem for the Already Defeated" by Rock Plaza Central, as performed by Quilly
"Walking on Sunshine" by Katrina and the Waves, as performed by Mesteno
"I Think I'm Paranoid" by Garbage, as performed by Riley
"Hip to Be Square" by Huey Lewis & the News, as performed by Jolyon
"Dream On" by Aerosmith, as performed by Theodore
"Express Yourself" by N.W.A., as performed by Gigi
"I Got You (I Feel Good)" by James Brown, as performed by Keaton
"I Will Survive" Gloria Gaynor, as performed by Gemethyst
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