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Gossip Columnist: Emmet "The It Man" Bane
Thirty Books You'll Never See August 17, 2010
Not that RhyDin has many bookstores anyway, but if you wandered into one, there are just some titles you'll never find browsing the stacks. Chances are these few would be a bit more interesting than the other rubbish you people read, though! Without further ado, I give you, the thirty books you'll never see in a RhyDin bookstore!
"Conductivity and Chastity: An Insider's Guide to Living a Long Life" by Gemethyst
"What Really Happened Behind the Curtain" by Antonio Falconne
"Proper Etiquette" by Teagan Rielea
"The Little Book of Humility" by the Minx Sisters
"Nature Versus Nurture: A Loving Mother's Guide to Birthing and Raising Children" by Tara Ryneiyn
"Learning to Handle Responsibility in RhyDin" by Lang Darkwing
"The Biography of Xerzes" by Harris D'Artainian
"The Biography of Harris D'Artainian" by Xerzes
"How Religion Changed my Life" by Anubis Karos
"Baseball Bats and Masculinity: Defying the Stereotype" by Maria Graziano
"Tried-and-True Relationship Tips" by Deathlord
"Ten Steps to Sobriety" by Baker
"The Terrifying Truth Behind the Slash: Survivors Speak Out" by G'nort Dragoon-Talandor
"My Life of Modesty" by Tasslehofl Momus
"How to Rig an Election" by Sheridan Driscol
"Prioritizing Self-Interest: Adequately Managing your Split Personality Disorder" by Taneth Mercer
"Peer Pressure and How to Avoid it" by Audrey H.
"In Defense of Slavers" by Neo Eternity
"Settle Legal Matters in Ten Minutes or Less: An Idiot's Guide to Law in RhyDin and the Necessity of being Verbose" by Lucien Mallorek
"My Accomplishments in Office" by Riley O'Rourke
"The Importance of Frugal Spending" by Maranya Ergin-Falconne
"How to Avoid Conflict in Business" by Alain DeMuer
"An Attention Deficit Disorder Patient's Guide to - Hey Look Something Shiny!" by Ehzoterik
"Clean Living" by Samilee Burke
"An Idiot's Guide to Infidelity: It's Easier than You Think!" by Mur Ollivan
"Differential Geometry, Topography, and the Formal Application of Abstract Mathematics on a Global Scale" by Imp
"An Underdog's Guide to Political Success" by Aaron Marshall
"The Fine Art of Office-Sitting: My Life Behind a Desk" by Matthew Simon
"How to be a Proper Gentleman" by Romax Pol
"The Value of Self-Control and Abstinence" by Icer Shimmerscale
Thirty Books You'll Never See August 17, 2010
Not that RhyDin has many bookstores anyway, but if you wandered into one, there are just some titles you'll never find browsing the stacks. Chances are these few would be a bit more interesting than the other rubbish you people read, though! Without further ado, I give you, the thirty books you'll never see in a RhyDin bookstore!
"Conductivity and Chastity: An Insider's Guide to Living a Long Life" by Gemethyst
"What Really Happened Behind the Curtain" by Antonio Falconne
"Proper Etiquette" by Teagan Rielea
"The Little Book of Humility" by the Minx Sisters
"Nature Versus Nurture: A Loving Mother's Guide to Birthing and Raising Children" by Tara Ryneiyn
"Learning to Handle Responsibility in RhyDin" by Lang Darkwing
"The Biography of Xerzes" by Harris D'Artainian
"The Biography of Harris D'Artainian" by Xerzes
"How Religion Changed my Life" by Anubis Karos
"Baseball Bats and Masculinity: Defying the Stereotype" by Maria Graziano
"Tried-and-True Relationship Tips" by Deathlord
"Ten Steps to Sobriety" by Baker
"The Terrifying Truth Behind the Slash: Survivors Speak Out" by G'nort Dragoon-Talandor
"My Life of Modesty" by Tasslehofl Momus
"How to Rig an Election" by Sheridan Driscol
"Prioritizing Self-Interest: Adequately Managing your Split Personality Disorder" by Taneth Mercer
"Peer Pressure and How to Avoid it" by Audrey H.
"In Defense of Slavers" by Neo Eternity
"Settle Legal Matters in Ten Minutes or Less: An Idiot's Guide to Law in RhyDin and the Necessity of being Verbose" by Lucien Mallorek
"My Accomplishments in Office" by Riley O'Rourke
"The Importance of Frugal Spending" by Maranya Ergin-Falconne
"How to Avoid Conflict in Business" by Alain DeMuer
"An Attention Deficit Disorder Patient's Guide to - Hey Look Something Shiny!" by Ehzoterik
"Clean Living" by Samilee Burke
"An Idiot's Guide to Infidelity: It's Easier than You Think!" by Mur Ollivan
"Differential Geometry, Topography, and the Formal Application of Abstract Mathematics on a Global Scale" by Imp
"An Underdog's Guide to Political Success" by Aaron Marshall
"The Fine Art of Office-Sitting: My Life Behind a Desk" by Matthew Simon
"How to be a Proper Gentleman" by Romax Pol
"The Value of Self-Control and Abstinence" by Icer Shimmerscale