http://i.imgur.com/du0ZJOw.gif Junior Columnist: Ashley Weatherl

Two Hundred Words September 12, ?"?"

I have been aptly informed by some shmoe claiming to be my editor that I am required to put out 200 words by the end of the week. Seeing as I have shopping plans with Chase Dawson (the real Chase, not the pathetically boring woman masquerading as Chase) in a few hours, followed by an enchanted evening with my wonderful boyfriend Mataru, I have only this to say: Mataru Mataru Mataru Mataru Mataru Mataru Mataru Mataru Mataru Mataru Mataru Mataru Mataru Mataru Mataru Mataru Mataru Mataru Mataru Mataru Mataru Mataru Mataru Mataru Mataru Mataru Mataru Mataru Mataru Mataru Mataru Mataru Mataru Mataru Mataru Mataru Mataru Mataru Mataru Mataru Mataru Mataru Mataru Mataru Mataru Mataru Mataru Mataru Mataru Mataru Mataru Mataru Mataru Mataru Mataru Mataru Mataru Mataru Mataru Mataru Mataru Mataru Mataru Mataru Mataru Mataru Mataru Mataru Mataru Mataru Mataru Mataru Mataru Mataru Mataru Mataru Mataru Mataru Mataru Mataru Mataru Mataru Mataru Mataru Mataru. There, you stupid fat man, that's 200 words.

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