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Amelia Enderwood: Satirist
Wench, Don't Make Me Chass" You October 18, 2010
The new addition of Sonny Knuckles to RhyDin's Ballet Troupe has stunned and wowed ballet and dramatic performance critics everywhere.
"It is really an interesting move by the Troupe, I have to admit," said Francois DePortier, renowned production reviewer for the W.G.A.D. Weekly. "Certainly not something any dance troupe I know has attempted. This could really play out well for them if they cast their next production right."
While Knuckles, 28, has had no formal training and reportedly harbored no interest in the RhyDin ballet previously, the company director reportedly saw real potential in him on a stroll through West End in the middle of the night:
"What can I say' He just had that star-like quality to him. I can tell these days we definitely need an intimidating - I mean' a useful and unique employee like him."
In a private interview, Knuckles expressed his entrepreneurial qualities when mentioning his previous profession at "La Cosa Nostra," what he described as "the olive oil business."
"I make it my job to crush things," announced Knuckles confidently, likely referring to what could possibly be a position as a presser in the product extraction process.
Already, the Troupe has made Knuckles an unofficial member of the company and part-time messenger.
"The paperwork is ah' still in the works," commented the director. "In the meantime, Sonny is just running" deliveries for us to the Shanachie Theatre."
Added the director: "Don't mind if you hear any ticking or see anything red and wet dripping out of any of the packages. They're just' ah' congratulatory' fruit baskets. Yes. They're all fruit baskets."
"No, I don't know anything about where De Luca's prized stallion went," said Knuckles. "Or why her barn looks like it was broken into with a chainsaw. She needs to keep a closer eye on her things."
In related news, the Shanachie Theatre in West End has removed its solicitation for a "problem-solver" employee from the job ads of a local newspaper following their recent hire of Gashe "The Gun" Ettorio.
*Certain facts in the above article have been fabricated for the sake of satire.
Wench, Don't Make Me Chass" You October 18, 2010
The new addition of Sonny Knuckles to RhyDin's Ballet Troupe has stunned and wowed ballet and dramatic performance critics everywhere.
"It is really an interesting move by the Troupe, I have to admit," said Francois DePortier, renowned production reviewer for the W.G.A.D. Weekly. "Certainly not something any dance troupe I know has attempted. This could really play out well for them if they cast their next production right."
While Knuckles, 28, has had no formal training and reportedly harbored no interest in the RhyDin ballet previously, the company director reportedly saw real potential in him on a stroll through West End in the middle of the night:
"What can I say' He just had that star-like quality to him. I can tell these days we definitely need an intimidating - I mean' a useful and unique employee like him."
In a private interview, Knuckles expressed his entrepreneurial qualities when mentioning his previous profession at "La Cosa Nostra," what he described as "the olive oil business."
"I make it my job to crush things," announced Knuckles confidently, likely referring to what could possibly be a position as a presser in the product extraction process.
Already, the Troupe has made Knuckles an unofficial member of the company and part-time messenger.
"The paperwork is ah' still in the works," commented the director. "In the meantime, Sonny is just running" deliveries for us to the Shanachie Theatre."
Added the director: "Don't mind if you hear any ticking or see anything red and wet dripping out of any of the packages. They're just' ah' congratulatory' fruit baskets. Yes. They're all fruit baskets."
"No, I don't know anything about where De Luca's prized stallion went," said Knuckles. "Or why her barn looks like it was broken into with a chainsaw. She needs to keep a closer eye on her things."
In related news, the Shanachie Theatre in West End has removed its solicitation for a "problem-solver" employee from the job ads of a local newspaper following their recent hire of Gashe "The Gun" Ettorio.
*Certain facts in the above article have been fabricated for the sake of satire.