Topic: We're Still Alive! RhyDin's 2009 Yearbook!

Darien Fenner

Date: 2009-12-17 16:43 EST
http://i738.photobucket.com/albums/xx21/dfenner_photo/521311356_3ef416f175-1.jpg Gossip Columnist: Emmet "The It Man" Bane

We're Still Alive! RhyDin's 2009 Yearbook! December 17, 2009

Wowee! It's almost next year, and would you believe it, we're all still here! This calls for a celebration! Go pop open a bottle of champagne, behead a chicken and drink its blood, dance naked under the moonlight, or do whatever it is you crazy RhyDin folk do to revel and make merry! We won't judge!

The Post has, in honor of the upcoming Yule and Christmas, decided to put together a fun list of one hundred chosen RhyDinians and where they stand in society. This list is not only designed to honor (or make fun of!) the people on it, but to honor RhyDin itself!

Enjoy, RhyDin, and have very safe and happy holidays!

(In no particular order.)

1. Biggest Flirt / Sexiest Man - Sinjin Fai

2. Most Likely to Melt Your Resolve (And your clothes) - Salvador Delahada

3. Handsiest Handyman - Scotty

4. Hottest New Father (Congrats!) - Stas Ryan

5. Most Extensive Vocabulary - Snorlax

6. Funkiest Fake Bartender - Kendall Bree

7. Most Likely to Win in a Catfight - Ito Michiko

8. Weirdest Alter Ego - Thorne

9. Likeliest to Spork You to Death - Jaycy Ashleana

10. The Leveled Heart - Nigel Alder

11. Friendliest Cutthroat Politician - Matthew Algiers Simon

12. Lightest on her Feet - Katarina Smith

13. Most Striking Eyes - Sidonie Malloy

14. Walking Goddess (Oh Em G's GORGEOUS!) - Ixora Dazzan

15. Most Charming Bartender - Johnny Smith

16. Most Cultured Businessman - Jolyon Gardiner

17. Cutest Lisp - Misty (Also known as M'can'tpronouncehername)

18. Divorcee-in-Training - Mayverdia Aleta

19. Biggest Lightweight - Neo Eternity

20. Biggest Basement Bait - Darcy Devin Huntington Shimmerscale

21. Conceitedness Glutton - Suluss'urn Xukuth

22. Most Disarming Dueling Threat - Xenograg

23. Most Impossible to Say "No' to - Rekah Illyriana

24. Likeliest to Glue Himself into his Pants (or out of them) - Dris

25. Most Historically Popular Overlord - Tormay Eludes

26. Most Likely to Mistake for a Work of Art (no pun intended!) - Artsblood

27. Most Innocent New Bride - Taneth Mercer

28. Most Fertile - Icer Shimmerscale

29. Cheeriest Flowerchild - Lilliana McClae

30. Likeliest to Misplace a Limb - Tavarius

31. Quickest Trigger-Finger - Madison Rye

32. Most Tempting All-Inclusive Package - Fionna Helston

33. Shortest Attention Span - Carlisle "Carley" Qui'Ama

34. Weirdest Conversation Companion - True Onyxfire

35. Cutest / Most Troublesome Ward - Lirissa Sarengrave

36. Biggest Tease - Lang Darkwing

37. Biggest Enabler - Mirabelle

38. Most Articulate Pretty Boy - London Christian Demery

39. Most Likely to be Mistaken for Miss RhyDin - Quinn Benoit

40. More Bite than her Bark - Alystrianna Illenia D'Vaustaival

41. Most Delicious Manjuggler - Jewell Ravenlock

42. Quickest Caller - Topaz Datrazanov

43. Priority Deficient - Shane Michael

44. Most Admirable Mentor - Briarius Ravensheart

45. Most Likely to Spontaneously Combust - Ehzoterik

46. Most Strangely Attractive Oddball - Skid

47. Hottest Mother - Kitty O. Helston

48. Classiest Businesswoman - Elessaria Devabriel

49. Most Hardcore / Sexiest Woman - Koyliak VanDuran-Simon

50. Best Body - Wolvinator

51. Most Likely to Have a Planet Named After Them - Alain DeMuer

52. Most Likely to Blow Up a Planet / The Marriage Counselor - Tara Ryneiyn

53. Most Likely Diabetic - Aja Bird

54. The Walking Question Mark - Renne Arc'err I

55. Most Vexing Villain - Anubis Karos

56. Hottest Intern - Locke D'Vestavio

57. Most Charming Smile - Jake Duncan

58. Likeliest to be Corrupted - Serena Samantha Stevenson

59. Likeliest to Corrupt - Harris D'Artainian

60. Most Underestimated / Likeliest RhyBucks Spokesperson - Rena A. Cronin

61. The Mancandy Addict - Maranya Valkonan

62. Biggest Comeback - Tera Destre

63. The Secret Brain / Longest Sleeves (He's got a lot up there, you know") - Grem McTirin

64. Hottest Dueling Foil - G"nort Dragoon-Talandor

65. Likeliest to Star in a Vaudeville or Burlesque - Stephen Kidd

66. Most Haunting Eyes - Rhapsody Blue

67. Biggest Designer Snob - Sivanna Cyredghymn

68. Biggest Inner Teddy Bear - Horam Jak"Char

69. Most Surprising Stud - Pslyder

70. Most Disarming Lecher - Imp

71. RhyDin's Recurring Flare-Up - Lord Travanix

72. The Closed Book - Dean Winchester

73. Likeliest to Go into Witness Protection - Lucien Viktor Mallorek

74. Yummiest Shirtless Beefcake - Mason

75. The Cartwheel King - Corlanthis Wystansayr

76. Most Lovable Vixen - PJ Ramirez

77. Baddest Ball-and-Chain - Maria Graziano

78. Most Likely to Stun Us - Sylvia Nightshade

79. RhyDin's Walking Conscience - Joex Rodlain

80. Most Relatable - Colleen MacLeod

81. The Kid Inside - David Huntington

82. Most Relationally Compensatory - Teagan Rielea

83. Likeliest to be Hiding Devil Horns - Luna Eva

84. Most Notoriously Challenging (Dueling) - Bran Bale

85. Likeliest to Headline a Franchise - Jigglypuff

86. Biggest Subversive Threat (Dueling) - Ticallion Carter

87. Most Charming People Person - Antonio Falconne

88. Most Likely Secret Tomcat (Rawr!) - Lucius DeAuster

89. Most Controversial Wardrobe - Kazzy Hart

90. Biggest Pushover - Ali al Amat

91. Most Potential Underdog - Vextirias

92. Surprise Life of the Party - Stiles Mornay

93. Most Surprising Circle of Friends - Eleanor

94. (Easily) Hottest Musician - Joey Damarco

95. Likeliest to Save the Booze in a Fire - Reap

96. Most Irritating Caller - Sai Kurou

97. Most Successful Operator - Panther

98. The Storyteller - Shylah "Shy" Vulpecula

99. Altercation Expert / M.I.A. - Jadden Elinore Ravenlock Rogue Steele

100. Future Potential Governor - Baker