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Gossip Columnist: Emmet "The It Man" Bane
We're Still Alive! RhyDin's 2009 Yearbook! December 17, 2009
Wowee! It's almost next year, and would you believe it, we're all still here! This calls for a celebration! Go pop open a bottle of champagne, behead a chicken and drink its blood, dance naked under the moonlight, or do whatever it is you crazy RhyDin folk do to revel and make merry! We won't judge!
The Post has, in honor of the upcoming Yule and Christmas, decided to put together a fun list of one hundred chosen RhyDinians and where they stand in society. This list is not only designed to honor (or make fun of!) the people on it, but to honor RhyDin itself!
Enjoy, RhyDin, and have very safe and happy holidays!
(In no particular order.)
1. Biggest Flirt / Sexiest Man - Sinjin Fai
2. Most Likely to Melt Your Resolve (And your clothes) - Salvador Delahada
3. Handsiest Handyman - Scotty
4. Hottest New Father (Congrats!) - Stas Ryan
5. Most Extensive Vocabulary - Snorlax
6. Funkiest Fake Bartender - Kendall Bree
7. Most Likely to Win in a Catfight - Ito Michiko
8. Weirdest Alter Ego - Thorne
9. Likeliest to Spork You to Death - Jaycy Ashleana
10. The Leveled Heart - Nigel Alder
11. Friendliest Cutthroat Politician - Matthew Algiers Simon
12. Lightest on her Feet - Katarina Smith
13. Most Striking Eyes - Sidonie Malloy
14. Walking Goddess (Oh Em G's GORGEOUS!) - Ixora Dazzan
15. Most Charming Bartender - Johnny Smith
16. Most Cultured Businessman - Jolyon Gardiner
17. Cutest Lisp - Misty (Also known as M'can'tpronouncehername)
18. Divorcee-in-Training - Mayverdia Aleta
19. Biggest Lightweight - Neo Eternity
20. Biggest Basement Bait - Darcy Devin Huntington Shimmerscale
21. Conceitedness Glutton - Suluss'urn Xukuth
22. Most Disarming Dueling Threat - Xenograg
23. Most Impossible to Say "No' to - Rekah Illyriana
24. Likeliest to Glue Himself into his Pants (or out of them) - Dris
25. Most Historically Popular Overlord - Tormay Eludes
26. Most Likely to Mistake for a Work of Art (no pun intended!) - Artsblood
27. Most Innocent New Bride - Taneth Mercer
28. Most Fertile - Icer Shimmerscale
29. Cheeriest Flowerchild - Lilliana McClae
30. Likeliest to Misplace a Limb - Tavarius
31. Quickest Trigger-Finger - Madison Rye
32. Most Tempting All-Inclusive Package - Fionna Helston
33. Shortest Attention Span - Carlisle "Carley" Qui'Ama
34. Weirdest Conversation Companion - True Onyxfire
35. Cutest / Most Troublesome Ward - Lirissa Sarengrave
36. Biggest Tease - Lang Darkwing
37. Biggest Enabler - Mirabelle
38. Most Articulate Pretty Boy - London Christian Demery
39. Most Likely to be Mistaken for Miss RhyDin - Quinn Benoit
40. More Bite than her Bark - Alystrianna Illenia D'Vaustaival
41. Most Delicious Manjuggler - Jewell Ravenlock
42. Quickest Caller - Topaz Datrazanov
43. Priority Deficient - Shane Michael
44. Most Admirable Mentor - Briarius Ravensheart
45. Most Likely to Spontaneously Combust - Ehzoterik
46. Most Strangely Attractive Oddball - Skid
47. Hottest Mother - Kitty O. Helston
48. Classiest Businesswoman - Elessaria Devabriel
49. Most Hardcore / Sexiest Woman - Koyliak VanDuran-Simon
50. Best Body - Wolvinator
51. Most Likely to Have a Planet Named After Them - Alain DeMuer
52. Most Likely to Blow Up a Planet / The Marriage Counselor - Tara Ryneiyn
53. Most Likely Diabetic - Aja Bird
54. The Walking Question Mark - Renne Arc'err I
55. Most Vexing Villain - Anubis Karos
56. Hottest Intern - Locke D'Vestavio
57. Most Charming Smile - Jake Duncan
58. Likeliest to be Corrupted - Serena Samantha Stevenson
59. Likeliest to Corrupt - Harris D'Artainian
60. Most Underestimated / Likeliest RhyBucks Spokesperson - Rena A. Cronin
61. The Mancandy Addict - Maranya Valkonan
62. Biggest Comeback - Tera Destre
63. The Secret Brain / Longest Sleeves (He's got a lot up there, you know") - Grem McTirin
64. Hottest Dueling Foil - G"nort Dragoon-Talandor
65. Likeliest to Star in a Vaudeville or Burlesque - Stephen Kidd
66. Most Haunting Eyes - Rhapsody Blue
67. Biggest Designer Snob - Sivanna Cyredghymn
68. Biggest Inner Teddy Bear - Horam Jak"Char
69. Most Surprising Stud - Pslyder
70. Most Disarming Lecher - Imp
71. RhyDin's Recurring Flare-Up - Lord Travanix
72. The Closed Book - Dean Winchester
73. Likeliest to Go into Witness Protection - Lucien Viktor Mallorek
74. Yummiest Shirtless Beefcake - Mason
75. The Cartwheel King - Corlanthis Wystansayr
76. Most Lovable Vixen - PJ Ramirez
77. Baddest Ball-and-Chain - Maria Graziano
78. Most Likely to Stun Us - Sylvia Nightshade
79. RhyDin's Walking Conscience - Joex Rodlain
80. Most Relatable - Colleen MacLeod
81. The Kid Inside - David Huntington
82. Most Relationally Compensatory - Teagan Rielea
83. Likeliest to be Hiding Devil Horns - Luna Eva
84. Most Notoriously Challenging (Dueling) - Bran Bale
85. Likeliest to Headline a Franchise - Jigglypuff
86. Biggest Subversive Threat (Dueling) - Ticallion Carter
87. Most Charming People Person - Antonio Falconne
88. Most Likely Secret Tomcat (Rawr!) - Lucius DeAuster
89. Most Controversial Wardrobe - Kazzy Hart
90. Biggest Pushover - Ali al Amat
91. Most Potential Underdog - Vextirias
92. Surprise Life of the Party - Stiles Mornay
93. Most Surprising Circle of Friends - Eleanor
94. (Easily) Hottest Musician - Joey Damarco
95. Likeliest to Save the Booze in a Fire - Reap
96. Most Irritating Caller - Sai Kurou
97. Most Successful Operator - Panther
98. The Storyteller - Shylah "Shy" Vulpecula
99. Altercation Expert / M.I.A. - Jadden Elinore Ravenlock Rogue Steele
100. Future Potential Governor - Baker
We're Still Alive! RhyDin's 2009 Yearbook! December 17, 2009
Wowee! It's almost next year, and would you believe it, we're all still here! This calls for a celebration! Go pop open a bottle of champagne, behead a chicken and drink its blood, dance naked under the moonlight, or do whatever it is you crazy RhyDin folk do to revel and make merry! We won't judge!
The Post has, in honor of the upcoming Yule and Christmas, decided to put together a fun list of one hundred chosen RhyDinians and where they stand in society. This list is not only designed to honor (or make fun of!) the people on it, but to honor RhyDin itself!
Enjoy, RhyDin, and have very safe and happy holidays!
(In no particular order.)
1. Biggest Flirt / Sexiest Man - Sinjin Fai
2. Most Likely to Melt Your Resolve (And your clothes) - Salvador Delahada
3. Handsiest Handyman - Scotty
4. Hottest New Father (Congrats!) - Stas Ryan
5. Most Extensive Vocabulary - Snorlax
6. Funkiest Fake Bartender - Kendall Bree
7. Most Likely to Win in a Catfight - Ito Michiko
8. Weirdest Alter Ego - Thorne
9. Likeliest to Spork You to Death - Jaycy Ashleana
10. The Leveled Heart - Nigel Alder
11. Friendliest Cutthroat Politician - Matthew Algiers Simon
12. Lightest on her Feet - Katarina Smith
13. Most Striking Eyes - Sidonie Malloy
14. Walking Goddess (Oh Em G's GORGEOUS!) - Ixora Dazzan
15. Most Charming Bartender - Johnny Smith
16. Most Cultured Businessman - Jolyon Gardiner
17. Cutest Lisp - Misty (Also known as M'can'tpronouncehername)
18. Divorcee-in-Training - Mayverdia Aleta
19. Biggest Lightweight - Neo Eternity
20. Biggest Basement Bait - Darcy Devin Huntington Shimmerscale
21. Conceitedness Glutton - Suluss'urn Xukuth
22. Most Disarming Dueling Threat - Xenograg
23. Most Impossible to Say "No' to - Rekah Illyriana
24. Likeliest to Glue Himself into his Pants (or out of them) - Dris
25. Most Historically Popular Overlord - Tormay Eludes
26. Most Likely to Mistake for a Work of Art (no pun intended!) - Artsblood
27. Most Innocent New Bride - Taneth Mercer
28. Most Fertile - Icer Shimmerscale
29. Cheeriest Flowerchild - Lilliana McClae
30. Likeliest to Misplace a Limb - Tavarius
31. Quickest Trigger-Finger - Madison Rye
32. Most Tempting All-Inclusive Package - Fionna Helston
33. Shortest Attention Span - Carlisle "Carley" Qui'Ama
34. Weirdest Conversation Companion - True Onyxfire
35. Cutest / Most Troublesome Ward - Lirissa Sarengrave
36. Biggest Tease - Lang Darkwing
37. Biggest Enabler - Mirabelle
38. Most Articulate Pretty Boy - London Christian Demery
39. Most Likely to be Mistaken for Miss RhyDin - Quinn Benoit
40. More Bite than her Bark - Alystrianna Illenia D'Vaustaival
41. Most Delicious Manjuggler - Jewell Ravenlock
42. Quickest Caller - Topaz Datrazanov
43. Priority Deficient - Shane Michael
44. Most Admirable Mentor - Briarius Ravensheart
45. Most Likely to Spontaneously Combust - Ehzoterik
46. Most Strangely Attractive Oddball - Skid
47. Hottest Mother - Kitty O. Helston
48. Classiest Businesswoman - Elessaria Devabriel
49. Most Hardcore / Sexiest Woman - Koyliak VanDuran-Simon
50. Best Body - Wolvinator
51. Most Likely to Have a Planet Named After Them - Alain DeMuer
52. Most Likely to Blow Up a Planet / The Marriage Counselor - Tara Ryneiyn
53. Most Likely Diabetic - Aja Bird
54. The Walking Question Mark - Renne Arc'err I
55. Most Vexing Villain - Anubis Karos
56. Hottest Intern - Locke D'Vestavio
57. Most Charming Smile - Jake Duncan
58. Likeliest to be Corrupted - Serena Samantha Stevenson
59. Likeliest to Corrupt - Harris D'Artainian
60. Most Underestimated / Likeliest RhyBucks Spokesperson - Rena A. Cronin
61. The Mancandy Addict - Maranya Valkonan
62. Biggest Comeback - Tera Destre
63. The Secret Brain / Longest Sleeves (He's got a lot up there, you know") - Grem McTirin
64. Hottest Dueling Foil - G"nort Dragoon-Talandor
65. Likeliest to Star in a Vaudeville or Burlesque - Stephen Kidd
66. Most Haunting Eyes - Rhapsody Blue
67. Biggest Designer Snob - Sivanna Cyredghymn
68. Biggest Inner Teddy Bear - Horam Jak"Char
69. Most Surprising Stud - Pslyder
70. Most Disarming Lecher - Imp
71. RhyDin's Recurring Flare-Up - Lord Travanix
72. The Closed Book - Dean Winchester
73. Likeliest to Go into Witness Protection - Lucien Viktor Mallorek
74. Yummiest Shirtless Beefcake - Mason
75. The Cartwheel King - Corlanthis Wystansayr
76. Most Lovable Vixen - PJ Ramirez
77. Baddest Ball-and-Chain - Maria Graziano
78. Most Likely to Stun Us - Sylvia Nightshade
79. RhyDin's Walking Conscience - Joex Rodlain
80. Most Relatable - Colleen MacLeod
81. The Kid Inside - David Huntington
82. Most Relationally Compensatory - Teagan Rielea
83. Likeliest to be Hiding Devil Horns - Luna Eva
84. Most Notoriously Challenging (Dueling) - Bran Bale
85. Likeliest to Headline a Franchise - Jigglypuff
86. Biggest Subversive Threat (Dueling) - Ticallion Carter
87. Most Charming People Person - Antonio Falconne
88. Most Likely Secret Tomcat (Rawr!) - Lucius DeAuster
89. Most Controversial Wardrobe - Kazzy Hart
90. Biggest Pushover - Ali al Amat
91. Most Potential Underdog - Vextirias
92. Surprise Life of the Party - Stiles Mornay
93. Most Surprising Circle of Friends - Eleanor
94. (Easily) Hottest Musician - Joey Damarco
95. Likeliest to Save the Booze in a Fire - Reap
96. Most Irritating Caller - Sai Kurou
97. Most Successful Operator - Panther
98. The Storyteller - Shylah "Shy" Vulpecula
99. Altercation Expert / M.I.A. - Jadden Elinore Ravenlock Rogue Steele
100. Future Potential Governor - Baker