Hello! My name is Tara! I hit my head. I woke up. I like to drink blood. Says the people that know me. But I do not know them! One girl calls me "chicklette" I do not know why I ask her and ask her And she never says why! I think she is mean. I met me a lady! With nice pretty legs! She swings them and swings them Up over the bar! I forget her name But she tells me nice things! I think I will gift her With something pretty! I went to the Red Dragon. There is a stain on the ceiling! It looks like it has been there a long time. I live with my Aunt Nyx. Who makes me sleep in a box. I think this is strange But I do not choke! I hit my head. There is a man. His name is Tass! He is to be my Uncle I am so happy! He is old but nice in his way. I think I will hug him the next time I see him. I met me my husband. His name is Talomar! I do not think I like him. He kissed me on my neck! I told him he has to support me. But he says not without kisses! I think that is unfair. I think I will kill him. The people they put, two fingers up in the air! This is a greeting of some sort. As is blinking repeatedly. The people here confuse me. I hit my head. When you meet someone nice You must laugh at them a lot. I do not understand this But it sure is fun! There seems to be dragons everywhere I do go. I think they are too big. I am very little. It is said I cannot die. I do not believe this. So I took me a knife. And stabbed myself in the arm! Aunt Nyx says this is not nice. Some man Panther will get mad. I have not met him. I think he will not like me. I have me a hole. It lives in the wall! There is stuff there I see. That does not belong to me! People say "Look, Tara! It is all yours!" I think they are lying but I cannot tell for sure! There is a boy. Who plugs up his ears. And listens to music from tiny little minstrels! The lady with nice legs says it comes from a witch! I think I know how to work it All you do is press that switch. I danced and I sang. To the many happy voices. Speaking of killing their parents and their grandparents too! Then something about guts and digging it out with a shoe! I hit my little head. There is no real swelling. I gotta leave that box. And get me a new dwelling! I think I will go back, to the tavern tonight! Watch all the strange faces that give me a fright. Hello I am Tara! Open, says me! The hole in the wall opens. And in there is my dollie! His name he says is Arthur. He is very crass and rude. I went behind the curtain and saw Corlanthis in the nude! We will get married. But first we must do dates. I think I will retire. To my box from Aunt Nyx! She is very nice to me, someone who I admire! I am Tara. My name is said all the time. I am starting to wonder. Why all I do is rhyme.

My name is The Tara the Cockroach Killa you will hear While I never killed no bugs, I managed to make a lot of people fear What I could do when push came to shove Like killing ex husbands that I used to once love I worked for a man named Lord Brutin you see He was my greatest love and he knew everything there was to know about me He taught me to be brutal, ruthless and cruel I could have not done better had I gone me to school! He was the very first slaver in Rhy'Din way back when Together we were unstoppable taking one woman after another away from their men. I have never liked slavery, this is absolutely no lie But I turned the other cheek for love and many people, they did die If I have ever said anything to those who I do rightly know It is that I am faithful, sweet and loving so long as you don't show, that you are foolish, and dare take of advantage of what I have to give, Because if you do so you run the risk of angering me and I promise you, sooner or later you will no longer live. I am back now in Rhy'Din with a vengeance you might say, and I am coming for you Talomar Longden, so you had best start to pray. I will take back my sons and spend your every last penny, righting the wrongs you have commited against me of which there are many. This war I bring to your doorstep is but a taste, You were careless and reckless, and I will lay all you do love to utter ruin and waste. So enjoy what little time left I allow you and while you still can, bringing women to your bed, and being an arrogant and righteous man! When I am through with you just like before, it will be said far and wide, Tara Rynieyn is not to be tested cuz her influence and power in this realm cannot be denied. I make no threats only promises and only ones I intend to keep, I will serve justice upon you Tal, your kidding yourself if you thought my love came so cheap. Corlanthis has now usurped you he is honorable, noble and good. I am enjoying him beside me where you were lucky to have once stood. My name is The Tara I make sport of fool's tears, I am famous throughout Rhy'Din and will continue to be for many many more years. I have had forty nine husbands, twelve children, even a wonder llama! But my friends they will tell you, no other woman is as expert as me in handing down some major drama. I walk in a room and every head turns in my direction. If there is anything I am good at it, it is getting attention! So take heed children of Rhy'Din, I am serious when I say, don't ever pull a Longden with me cos' I'll not stop til I find you too come what come may.