Topic: A Couple of Idiots (( 18+.... Multiple reasons...))

JayDe

Date: 2015-01-07 22:15 EST
((This is the story of four 21-25 year old males living on there own in the big city. There will be extremely crude language, sexual situations and themes, racist remarks, drug and alcohol use, objectification of the male and female gender, sexism, stupidity, offensive descriptions, appearance profiling and general Tom foolery. If any of this would offend you please move on and don't start an issue over someone elses work but to anyone else enjoy! If you continue reading after seeing this then you honestly can't complain and expect anything from me.))

July 3, 1999

The road was dusty that ran horizontal to the refurbished double wide. Gravel driveway that kicked stone each time it was used sat in the Georgia sun simmering the grey and black marble like surface of stones. Low cut grass permeated that freshly cut scent that filled the nostrils and made the eyes come to a slightly glassed over appearance. The center piece of the long and wide yard running down in a steep hill toward the road was an old green wind mill with yellow propeller blades slowly turning in the breeze.

Dotting the white siding of the double wide were four windows with drapes the same color as the petals of a lily hidden behind the translucent glass barely reflecting a glare from the summer sun. The reflection of two children playing was cast back against the harsh white light it did manage to transfer.

Behind the window was a weary old man tipping a white coffee mug up and sipping from it as his sunken blue eyes looked to the two children outside. "Mmm...." He grunted causing the thick worn flesh of his neck to shudder softly, "He just needed a bike he said. Marcus wouldn't play with him anymore if he didn't have one...." He crossed an arm over a bloated stomach covered by plaid button up shirt and white T shirt stained here and there by different food remains.

The hiss of a running sink and rattling dishes filled the decorative white plastic tiled floored room lit just right by the sun filtering through the pulled curtains of the kitchen window. Withered and wrinkled hands spotted by dark patches of skin against dark yellowed skin worked a rag over the spoon in the old woman's hand. "And he got one too." The deep cracking voice left the paper thin lips of the snow white haired woman. "Jason worked hard this summer to earn that bike, don't sound so bitter, dear." The old woman looked over her shoulder to the man as he sat perched at the old yellow wood table in the center of the kitchen and looking to his side out the window across the room.

"Then why the hell are they pushing one another down the hill in a stroller!" As he looked back with a grumpy sort of glare just out the window a stroller being pushed down the gravel hill by a dark skinned boy washed out and spilled a thin boy with sandy blonde hair onto the gravel to roll down the entire steep and jagged hill.

Life is a trip, why not ride it out with the munchies and a handful of tit right?!

A Couple of Idiots

JayDe

Date: 2015-01-10 02:57 EST
May 25 2006 5:40 PM

"Parents and family members we ask that you please hold all applause and cheers until the very end please. We have local police standing security over tonight's graduation and they can and will escort you off the property if you cannot follow directions." the voice over the intercom held such monotone that the spectators come to see their children walk the stage diploma in hand sat slouched on cold steel bleachers. Attention began to wander over the drove of students dressed in black cap and gown on the grassy field of the football stadium.

Parents began to pick their children out and look on in pride, others rolled the wheel on disposable cameras or digital cameras catching the moment for all time and others sat on the brick in their hand they called a cell phone at the time. Such a cumbersome and bulky device old phones of this day and age carried. some so ugly the owner would hide in shame among the smart phone generation's blatant superiority complex.

"And now please welcome our Valedictorian, Toni Gonzalous!" the monotone continued even as it introduced the small Spanish girl hastily walking to the stand and adjusting the microphone to her own height. Her speech was long winded, showy and stereotypical in every way possible for such an event as tonight. This prolonged the end of twelve long years for some of the students on the grass settled seats. Mainly a stacked young man with a thick neck pushing up from his collar as he crossed arms over the tight chest of his gown with a pursed lip frown.

"She talks way too much...." Was muttered between the sandy haired boy to a dark skinned African American boy sporting curly bleach blonde afro curls sitting on his left. His eyes rolled over to the man and one brow arched as he stared at him slightly confused with how things had even lead to put him here.

The dark skinned boy pushed his shoulder to the side as hands gripped the cold metal under his rear putting him close to the other man. "Yeah, she talks all the time though.....Remember the girl from the library?" they spoke in a soft hushed tone among themselves.

the blonde lowered his head in a nod as his brow rose almost comically high. "You mean Tiffany?" He made large ovals over his chest like large boobs. Descriptive gestures trump words here.

"Yeah, Torpedo. She said miss perfect was hemmed up in a corner by Drake and-" The dark skinned boy brought his hands to his front hidden by the boy in front of him. Almost like they planned to make a clap motion his hands swung toward one another as he clapped an imaginary ass firm and formed in his mind letting fingers linger there. He squeezed, kneaded and jiggled the imaginary flesh before his tongue came between them and he thrashed his head from side to side with his tongue out making a low sound. "Mmmmguuuh." He stopped and slapped the ass a few times and brought it down for what many parents in the bleachers took as a severely disappointing and offensive action of grinding and slapping.

The blonde boy sat with his mouth in an elongated zero shape and eye brows crept way up onto his forehead like a stalking predator of hair. "No way....Right on the carpet' How risky for the queen prick." He kept a straight face even as he said that.

the dark skinned boy nodded a few times and curled his lips strangely, "Seems she can work a prick too." He was grinding the chair again.

the two brought their hands up in a harsh clap of flesh against one another, the sound drawing the attention of a portly man in business suit to them with a sharp glare.

She was still talking.