April 30, 2017
She'll Teach Him a Lesson Yet
The old Gremlin chugged along the street, put-putting along at a rapid speed of ten miles an hour. Farian sat forward, fingers clutching the wheel, peering out the windshield like an eighty-year old grandma. She turned too soon and nudged the curb, missing the entrance to the driveway completely. No bother. She left the back end sticking out, cut the engine, and disembarked the car. It was spotless, all the layers of birdsh*t meticulously wiped away.
Light drizzle was no deterrent for her plan. She opened the hatch in the back and pulled out a medium sized, paisley printed bag. Because the weather was a bit chilly today, she wore jeans tucked into knee high boots, along with an ivory sweater and a dozen unique necklaces that swung from her throat. Closing the hatch, she headed in the direction of a specific tree.
She was not as tall as the lowest limb. Not nearly. Farian set a palm on the rough bark and glanced around the yard. The street. Every which way, even up to the rooftops. Checking for people. Luckily, it appeared no one was here, or they were all inside. Looking back at the tree, she murmured a thing or two, and set a boot against the base. Had that bump in the bark been there before" Sure it had. As had the next, and the next, giving her solid footholds to climb until she could curl an arm around a branch. She hoisted herself into new, green leaves, the bag swinging against her side.
Once she was fully immersed in greenery, perched against a thick branch, she pet the bark and whispered to the tree as if it were an old friend. She slung the bag to her knee and began removing very pretty flowers, all in a distinct shade of fuschia. Farian handled the blooms carefully as she began to attach them to smaller sprigs and branches. Despite the lack of roots, the blooms did not wilt, and would not for some time. She climbed higher, affixing more flowers in specific spots. Creating a perimeter from the edges of the tree inward.
The tree limbs and leaves shuffled, like a dog shaking its wet coat, then settled again. After Farian placed the last flower, she surveyed her handiwork. There was no way to escape the flora she'd added to the tree, especially if a person had a tendency to glide on down and into the tree's foliage quickly. Satisfied, smirking to herself, she began her equally careful descent.
She waited until a woman with a dog had passed by before easing out of the tree altogether. The bag was empty now, tucked under her arm for safe keeping.
Once her boots touched the ground, she panned another look around the yard. The porch. Didn't see anyone hanging around. Perfect. Farian hustled back to the Gremlin and climbed in. The engine turned over with a cough and a sputter.
Assuming her granny position, she maneuvered away from the curb and got going forward again. Slowly. The Gremlin puttered away from the scene of the crime.
Whenever a certain avian reappeared and entered the tree, he would undoubtedly see the feminine display she'd left him. So many flowers! So, so pink.
But that wasn't all.
The flowers were waiting. Had been waiting.
Once the certain avian entered the lair, the flowers emitted a feminine perfume into the air while at the same time, bellowing, "I am not a bad driver!" Loud enough, perhaps, to startle the bird into falling out of the tree.
That still wasn't all. Even as the flowers bellowed, and perfumed the air, glitter burst forth from their laden centers. Pink and silver, of course. So much glitter! Glitter that, once in the hair or on the clothes or skin, did not want to come off.
The glitter loved him.
Embrace the glitter.
"I am not a bad driver!?
Once more, for good measure, just so he would not forget.
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