Topic: Beyond Wildest Expectations

Beatrix

Date: 2011-09-01 10:43 EST
Excerpt from the diary of Professor Beatrix Davison

1st September, 2011

Well, so much for getting that time I wanted on the dig site. Rumbold's only gone and hired out my services to some collector who wants a jungle temple on a different planet explored. And when I say explored, I mean ransacked of all its valuable and historically important artefacts and shipped back to the Fraxilon Collection on Cassius Four. I hate it when people do that; it takes all the fun out of being an archaeologist in the first place, and now Rumbold wants me to do it so he can finance the department's Solstice party this year! Of all the inconsiderate, braindead, stupid things to do ...

Of course, this means I had to go into space again. There can't be anyone who knows me who doesn't know about my space sickness by now, but did Rum let that bother him' Oh, no, because after all I have almost twenty-four hour access to a pilot who owns his own ship, don't I" You know, I don't think I've ever seen Allan smile so widely as he did when I told him I needed to be ferried halfway across the sector and I only trusted him to do it.

Alright, so Fargo Seven is a relatively unexplored world. It's also a restricted world - whatever civilisation built the temples and towns that are slowly being reclaimed by the natural forestry and wildlife died out centuries ago. The culture on the planet is now mainly nomadic; their greatest technological achievement is the wheel. Luckily for us, though, they all live on the Northern Continent, and the temple in question is on the Southern. I don't want to think about why the natives don't venture south. I'm nervous enough as it is.

All I bloody wanted was a couple of weeks to myself to finish excavating the tomb I uncovered last year, that's all! Is that really so much to ask"Apparently I was the only choice for this job - Mikhail Fraxilon actually asked for me in person, according to Rumbold. I doubt it. The only reason I was chosen is because of Allan, and possibly because I know how to handle a weapon without shooting myself in the foot.

Anyway, so that's why we're here, on this gods-forsaken little planetoid hurtling through space. The weather is so hot I'm melting inside my clothes, and every now and then the heavens will open and drench us with flooding rains, turning the jungle into a swamp for a day or so afterward. I have blisters on my blisters, and bright orange insects keep trying to eat me in my sleep. Still haven't worked out how they're getting into the tent ...

We have located the temple, though, and loath as I am to admit this, it is a fantastic site. It puts me in mind of the Angkor temples in Cambodia, back on Earth; a rigidly geometric shape with only one level, that is so overgrown by the jungle around it it could almost be a natural feature. But where the architecture reminds me of ancient Buddhist temples, the symbolic glyphs are in a dialect that was used in Ancient Egypt - my speciality. Only problem is, someone has been here before us. The outer galleries have been wiped absolutely clean of anything even remotely interesting - sort of offers a hint as to why Fraxilon was so insistent on getting this done soon.

Allan is no doubt bored out of his skull already, but at least I can promise him there'll be something interesting tomorrow. The glyphs I was reading earlier today give clues to how to get into the inmost gallery of the temple, which is, of course, where the most prized treasures will have been kept. Hopefully I'll be able to scrounge something for Fraxilon so he doesn't try to get Rumbold to pay back the advance, which I know the old bugger has already spent on his orthopaedic walking aids.

But is this really the life I wanted? Hiking through a wild jungle that occasionally turns into a swamp, reading Ancient Egyptian off Angkor temple walls on a planet that until a week ago I didn't even know existed, all to raise the monetary value of a collector belonging to one of the biggest scoundrels in the sector ....oh, yes, Bee, this is going to get you great critical acclaim from your peers ...

- End exerpt

Beatrix

Date: 2011-09-06 18:33 EST
The air deep in the inner galleries of the ancient temple was thick with humidity, while being cold enough that Beatrix's breath was actually leaving condensation on the onyx carved wall of hierogyphics she was currently reading. She'd been working at this for almost three hours, trying to locate the key phrase that would give her the last sigil for the mechanical stone lock. God alone knew what Allan was doing to fill his time; she couldn't imagine it was particularly exciting for him, being kept in one place, on a backward world, while his fiance read feet of old carven writing, occasionally squeaking with excitement and jotting something down on her own wrist.

Allan mostly dozed against walls or watched the play of light on the dusty old surfaces of the temple. It was not exciting for him, naturally. All the ancient text meant to him was that someone had lived there once and didn't live there any longer, and that's all that mattered in his eyes. Still, he kept his boredom to himself and did well to feign interest whenever she would make one of her exclamations whenever successfully translating the old runes on the walls.

There was a clank from the direction of Bee and her torch, and the wall she had been studying was plunged into darkness. "Oh, bugger buggering bugger bugger!" A thump suggested she'd stamped her foot as well. "I almost had the damn thing, too!" There was a pause, accompanied by the sound of her boots shuffling around the overgrown roots that littered the temple floor. "Allan' Don't suppose you have a torch on you?"

Light shone brightly and quite suddenly in the darkness as he stepped over, angling the beam over the wall she had been inspecting. "Yeah, what?d you do, break yours?"

She blinked in the brightnees, peering back toward the wall once again. "I dropped it," she admitted reluctantly, tracing the glyphs with one finger. "Shock-proof, my arse ....Oh, here it is." Out came her pen, and she very carefully copied one of the sigils from the wall onto her hand. "Right. That should be the c*cking mechanism sorted. Mind you, there should still be traps in there ..." She looked over at Allan with a faint smile. "Fancy a little adventure, Mr Driskol?"

"My legs are falling asleep," he replied, gesturing with the beam of light. "Lead the way."

Scooping up her bag and now broken torch, Bee led the way back through the dark winding tunnels of the temple, to where a large carven relief of the gods of this ancient civilsation dominated one wall, In the centre of the relief was a large circle, carved of different stone to the rest, on which was marked out many different sigils and signs. Hooking her bag onto her shoulder and tucking the broken torch into her belt, Bee checked the line of sigils on her hand, and began to carefully depress the corresponding signs on the relief. From somewhere behind the wall, there came the wrenching groan of ancient stone grinding together.

"Doesn't sound stable," Allan pointed out warily, glancing around the dark room as though expecting the walls to begin crumbling around them. "Find out who this place used to belong to yet?"

"Seems to be an old treasure house for the wealth of the Tyrants," she told him thoughtfully, putting her full weight behind the last sigil. It just wasn't budging for her. "From what I can gather, the Tyrants were the Fargoan equivalent to Ancient Egyptian Pharoahs, but elected by democratic means and not connected with religion at all. Which means that anything stored here ..." She gave the unyielding sigil another push. "Should be the horde of the century. If I can get this damn thing open."

"Horde of the century?" he arched a brow at her. "How well compensated will you be for this?" Allan peered over her shoulder. "I hope it's quite a bit, 'cause, you know, starship fuel is pricy, and this is risky. I can't shake the feeling that the walls will fall down on us." He scratched his jaw and handed her the torch. "Lemme see yours, maybe I can fix it."

"Well, Fraxilon already paid out a deposit to Rum to get an expert here in the first place," Bee explained, handing over her torch and tucking his between her chin and shoulder as she struggled with the ancient lock. "But he's got the mazumas to pay for anything we manage to salvage from here twenty times over, from what I've been told. Trust me, you'll get paid, Allan."

He chuckled. "I'm just making sure you get paid. You're doing the work."

"To be honest, I'll settle for getting off this planet without becoming a nesting sac for alien insect eggs personal - oh!"

Without warning, the sigil suddenly slid inward with a deafening crash. There was a moment of absolute silence, before the entire structure seemed to vibrate around them, the low groan of stone cogs and wheels louder now than before. Bee stumbled backward, drawing a pistol from the back of her shorts as the relief seemed to split evenly down the centre, opening like a pair of ornate elderly doors.

He tapped the flashlight while she spoke and wiggled it around before it finally flickered to life, then jumped and dropped it again with a crack when he heard the crash. The lense cracked and the light died once more. "Son of a-" he stepped back beside Bee and drew his own firearm, training it on the opening as it widened.

With the light of the torch trained along the barrel of her pistol, Bee peered into the space behind the slowly opening doors. It seemed to be huge, but oppressive in some way, the air roiling out to them dank and stale. No one had opened those doors for centuries, it seemed. The dissipating beam of light from the single torch glinted from golden shapes in the darkness, unseen treasures that seemed to fill the chamber beyond. "Bloody hell ..."

Allan's eyes narrowed on the opening before stepping forward. "That what I think it is" Or is this some kind of crazy space-illusion-trap?"

The archaeologist frowned curiously, taking a cautious step forward. She trained the torchlight onto the threshold of the chamber beyond, and let out a quick curse, grabbing Allan's arm before he could take another step forward. "Well, yes, I'd say it's a trap. Go and crouch down next to that wall."

She gestured to the glyph covered wall beside the now open doors, moving to crouch on the other side. Aiming carefully, she fired her pistol at a seemingly innocent part of the raised threshold. With a staccato sound that caused a minor sonic boom, dozens of bladed darts came shooting from the chamber beyond to embed themselves in the solid stone wall opposite.

Beatrix

Date: 2011-09-06 18:37 EST
Crouching down, Allan peered curiously around the opening before leaning back with a start. "How many darts do you suppose are in there?"

Trembling at the thought of what might have happened if he had taken that second step forward, Bee had to wet her throat a couple of times before she managed to speak again. "In the wall, or in the chamber?" she asked with an attempt at humor, letting out a soft snort of laughter. "It's a primitive trap, I doubt there was more than one volley ready to fire. But, uh ....I'll go first, shall I?"

"No, no that's not the safest idea." He stood and picked up the fallen, broken flashlight. "Best to toss something else through, just to be safe."

"Unless it hits the triggering mechanisms, that won't work, Allan," Bee pointed out, sweeping the beam of torchlight back and forth over the cracked flagstones of the chamber's floor. "I don't think there's anything else in here, anyway."

"...you sure?" he asked, peering down at the floor suspiciously.

She nodded slowly. "Pretty sure. Look ..." She crouched beside the section of floor she had shot. "See how this stone is just slightly raised from all the others" It's a different type of stone, too, and it's just too smooth. It was put there for a purpose, and that purpose was to trigger a trap. I don't see anything else like it so far, and a culture this primitive won't come up with anything more sophisticated."

"Uh huh." He eyed her for a moment before nodding. "All right, then. Let's go."

With the safety back on her pistol, Beatrix tucked it back into her shorts, handing the working torch over to Allan. She disappeared into the darkness inside the doors. A busy silence followed, broken by the unfamiliar sound of flint being tapped to make sparks.

He took the torch after holstering his gun and stepping forward after her with the beam of light trained ahead. "What are you doing?"

She squinted in the light of the torch, flashing him a grin as she smashed flints together against what looked like a strip of her own shirt wrapped about a long stick torch. "Well, in the olden days, Allan, they used to use this thing called fire for light and heat," she explained teasingly as the material caught light, pausing to encourage the flame before she lifted the thing out of the wall bracket.

He snorted and flicked the torch off when the fire began to burn. "I know what fire is, Bee. Just not used to seeing you doing that."

"I don't have to back home, do I?" she pointed out, holding the flaming torch aloft. "If I ever get the chance to take you to Egypt, you'll see me doing a lot of things you're not used to." She turned to look about as the flickering light descended over what seemed to be piles of horded treasures; from simple golden coins, to ornate, jewel-encrusted chests, they were surrounded by more wealth than many people could even imagine.

"Like what, exactly?" He arched a brow at her before glancing around at the mounds of treasure surrounding them with his jaw hanging open in disbelief.

Bee, too, had been utterly derailed from the conversation by the sheer amount of treasures all around them. Small paths had been left free to wind through the mounds of precious metal and stones, and it was along one of these that she began to walk, absent-mindedly lighting a second torch from the one she held and handing it over to him as they went.

"This is incredible," she breathed. "God, no wonder everything else in the temple had been picked clean, if this is the standard of craftsmanship."

"I don't think most everything else would be this quality, though. Else it'd all be locked up with it, right?" Allan glanced over at her as he took the torch and held it high to let the light wash over the treasure. "How are we going to get this all to the ship?"

"We don't need to take everything," Bee told him thoughtfully as they passed between the mounds of treasure. "There should be an inner chamber, if I read the layout of this place right. The most precious stuff should be in there; that's what Fraxilon wants. Not likely to be too much, either."

"No reason we shouldn't grab a bit extra though, is there?" he asked, eyeing the gleaming treasure for a moment.

She rolled her eyes. "You're an opportunist, Allan Driskol," she accused him mildly, coming up against another wall of hieroglyphs. "All of this should be in a properly curated museum if it has to be moved at all. It wouldn't be right to just wipe all the treasures of this culture clean from the face of the planet. What about the indigenous people on the Northern continent?" She stuck her torch into another wall bracket and set to studying the glyphs thoughtfully.

"What about them?"

"This is their history, Allan. I'm not exactly happy about thieving their most precious artifacts for the Fraxilon Collection in the first place."

"Do they even know about this place?"

"Not yet, obviously ....Look, I understand what you're getting at, but wiping everything here clean away would be like going back in time on Earth and emptying Tutankhamun's tomb before Howard Carter excavated it." She traced a line of walking figures to where another door was inscribed on the stone in front of her. "It's robbing them of what gets people interested in history in the first place. Besides ....I'm not a treasure seeker, I'm an archaeologist. I'm more interested in the writing, remember?"

"I'm not saying we steal the treasure, but, you know, you could sell it to a museum, couldn't you?"

"You're talking about collateral, aren't you?" she said absent-mindedly, her thoughts on the relief in front of her. Then she turned, looking along the line of statues to their right. "Go over there a second. Is the statue on the end holding anything?" She looked down at the floor beneath her feet, and adjusted her stance slightly. "If it isn't, give the arm a tug. It should move."

Beatrix

Date: 2011-09-06 18:41 EST
"I'm talking about a delivery fee, basically," he said, turning to grab the statue's arm and gave it a good tug. "There's no reason we can't take it to a museum, and there's no reason we shouldn't make a little profit off of it, too."

There was pregnant pause as the statue's arm moved under his touch, and the stone Bee had been standing on jerked downward, knocking her off her feet with a yelp. Sitting up, she peered at the space where the flagstone had been; where now stone steps led down into heavy darkness. "Huh."

"Huh?" He turned and blinked at the newly appearing staircase, stepping forward and turning to look down into the darkness.

"I wasn't expecting that," the archaeologist admitted reluctantly. "I thought there'd be another door, not a staircase." Crawling forward, she leaned her head down into the darkness, groping for the torch on his belt rather than one of the flaming sticks. A sweep of the beam showed nothing untoward, although the snake skins and skeletons that littered the ground below suggested that this culture had been a firm believer in the power of nature when it came to protecting their most treasured belongings. "Looks safe enough."

He chuckled. "Is this a bad thing?" he asked, edging past her to take the first step down into the darkness. "It's just stairs."

"Need I remind you about the darts?" she said pointedly, collecting her own torch to follow him down.

"Yeah, well, now I know what to look for."

"Oh, so my seven years of studying and field experience just got distilled into one encounter with one kind of trap, did it?" Behind him, Bee was peering over his shoulder, scowling at the ground and walls ahead of him as their boots crunched tiny bones underfoot. "Not that I'm saying there will be more traps down here, but it never hurts to be careful."

"Yeah, pretty much," he replied with a cheeky grin. "Besides, look at all of these skeletons" It'd be hard to set up traps that wouldn't go off without one of the critters here accidentally triggering it, right' Like you said, this culture seems mostly primitive, so, they'd probably just throw a bunch of big nasties down here that have all died out by now."

"Alright, alright, so this one is a little obvious," she conceded. "Is that an archway up ahead?" She laid her free hand on his shoulder to pause, peering ahead with a curious frown. "Hang on ....that's sunlight up there."

"How far down are we, do you think?" he asked, glancing over his shoulder at her before turning ahead to peer at the light.

She drew in a slow breath, nudging him to continue on as she considered this. "I'd say ....maybe fifty feet below ground level, but that puts the top of the walls over seventy feet above us now. This chamber ahead is either very big, or that sunlight is an astonishing illusion."

"I'm going for big. It's easier to do than an illusion," he replied, hopping down a couple of steps before continuing at a more measured pace.

"Easy doesn't mean it's going to be done that way," she mused thoughtfully. "Look at the pyramids at Giza. They were back breaking to create, and highly complicated with all the traps and triggers inside, and they were still built within the lifetimes of the pharoahs they were intended for."

"Yeah, well, still simpler than an illusion, aren't they?"

"The pyramids are an illusion," she told him with a snort of laughter. "They're built to look steeper and smoother than they actually are, especially from ground level. That is illusion, Allan."

"I'm sure this is all very amusing for you, knowing more about a things that don't exist where I'm from," he stuck his tongue out at her. "But this is light, it's harder to fake than how steep or smooth something is."

"With highly polished metal like bronze, angled in the right direction, light is easy to direct. The Ancient Egyptians used that trick all the time. It's cleaner than burning torches in a confined ....space ..."

Her voice trailed off as they came to the archway. Allan had been right; there was no need for an illusion here. The arch opened out into what had once obviously been a dramatically cultivated garden. Narrow paths set with polished gemstones wound between now wild bowers in which were kept the greatest treasures of the Tyrants of Fargo Seven. Bee was speechless.

"Wow ..."

"That's not really an illusion though, is it' The light's real, you're just directing it from somewhere else, so even if it were from a mirrior, it'd still be sunlight."

Thoroughly pleased with himself, Allan smirked and turned to look ahead after mistaking her awestruck look for one of surprise at his own deductive reasoning, and instead blinked several times, squinting across the garden.

After several minutes of simply standing and staring, Bee finally spoke. "I take it all back, you're a genius, Allan." She patted him gently on the back, lowering her torch to stick it into the ground, and began to move toward one of the overgrown bowers. Stepping up onto the raised platform, she counted them.

"Six ....Six great treasures. So the Crown of the Gods will be one of them," she said, almost to herself but for the way her voice carried across the artificial glade. "The Gift of Tharden ....The Sceptre of Peace ....Bloody hell, what else was on that stone?" She paused, rummaging through her bag hurriedly.

Beatrix

Date: 2011-09-06 18:45 EST
"I'm glad you finally understand," he said as he peered at her curiously. "Sceptre of Peace" Doesn't sound like something a group called the Tyrants would use."

"Well, they were elected, and it was one of the symbols of office, from what I can gather," she shrugged, dragging her notebook free once again and rifling through the pages. "Ah, here we are ....the crown, the sceptre, the Gift of Tharden - whatever that is - the Arc of Knowledge, the Tree of Simplicity, and the Robe of Serenity."

"Elected Tyrants, huh?" Allan snorted with wry amusement. "So, this is what we're here for?"

"Yup, these six things are what Fraxilon wants." Bee nodded thoughtfully. "The only large object should be the Arc - it'll be a chest, most likely - and possibly this Gift of Tharden. We can bring the crates along tomorrow and get everything packed up in a single day, I'd say."

"So, what do we do until then?"

She flashed him an excited smile. "We poke around and gloat, of course."

"I don't want to poke anything. It might shoot more arrows at us."

Beatrix laughed. "There won't be any more traps in here. This is the inner sanctum; only the Highest of High Priests and the Tyrant would have been allowed in here. Don't be such a baby."

"I'm not being a baby. But I've seen enough movies where poking around goes wrong. And who are we gonna gloat to' Those snake skins?"

She stared at him for a moment, and rolled her eyes. "You have no sense of the romantic in your soul at all, do you?" she accused laughingly, turning to pull long creeping vines out of her way.

Within this little bower was a stone altar, on top of which was set a pair of stone boxes, both open to the elements. The first contained a silver ring, set with an odd indentation where a stone might once have been; the second contained a ring of gold, its clear stone setting prominant on the smooth band.

"What?" he blinked at her. "I'm just asking a quesetion!" he followed her through the vines. "I can be plenty romantic."

"Aren't you even a little bit excited that we've just discovered something that no one has even seen in centuries?" Beatrix asked, grinning over her shoulder at him as she picked up the gold ring, turning it over in her fingers. A spark of static lanced from the metal to her skin, making her yelp a little, but she laughed it off. "I mean, come on, Allan. This place is beautiful even without the treasure!"

"Well, yeah. It's pretty cool, but I don't get how we're gonna gloat with no one to gloat to. Explain that one," he eyed the ring she held suspiciously. "Careful with that, could be dangerous."

"We don't need anyone around to gloat over this stuff, Allan, stop being so surly," she complained, gently rubbing the dirt from the clear stone before looking up at him. "And since when were you the cautious one in this relationship?"

"When have I ever been reckless?" he asked, leaning to peer at the ring.

"When you first asked me out," she snorted with laughter, holding the ring up to show it to him. "You had no idea if I'd say yes or no, for all the flirting." Her eyes trailed down to the silver ring still in its box. "You don't suppose these two fit together somehow, do you?"

"Like, on the same finger" Maybe, some rings are like that," he carelessly plucked up the silver ring. "And asking someone out and playing with ancient artifacts that you have no knowledge of are completely different types of recklessnesss.

"Oh, they're just rings, Allan."

Unnoticed, a second spark of static leapt from the silver band to strike into Allan's palm, and a gentle background hum seemed to emanate from the stones all around them.

"What do you think is going to happen - is some ancient god who probably never existed going to reach down from the sky and smite us?" Bee smiled teasingly as she inspected both rings, making no move to take the silver from his hand.

"I don't know, maybe a swarm of locusts, or a mummy will appear. Maybe we'll get some sort of ancient disease, or nothing. I thought you types were supposed to be careful" And besides, haven't you seen the movies" It's always the one who's a little on the cautious side that turns out to be right in the end."

"What do you mean, us types" Hold that still a moment, would you?" Shifting closer, Bee turned the golden ring in her fingers, gently fitting the prominant stone neatly into the indentation on the silver ring. She gave him a triumphant smile. "See" Nothing happened."

He rolled his eyes at her. "And three days later when the faucet's spouting blood, you'll be apologizing to me for not listening."

She laughed at that. "To listen to you, anyone would think that Mighty Pharoah Khufu was about to sweep in and devour us both whole - " No sooner had she spoken than there was a deep, painful sensation of movement, of the whole world shifting around them, accompanied by a dropping whine that made the ears ring. With a sharp buzzing sound, they disappeared from sight.