Topic: Chaos in the RDI!

Hidi us

Date: 2010-01-21 20:50 EST
Hidi us: ::A gnome rushes into the inn strapped with what looks like TNT:: Stiles Mornay: ::blinks at the new arrival and rose an eyebrow:: Hidi us: ::It explodes but it's a ton of mini gnomes that swarm over everything biting andn gnawing:: Winter Moon: She dropped off her stool and rapid fired her Preadator, not missing a shot. The smartlink doign it's job./ Hidi us: ::mixed with porcelain shrapnel:: Stiles Mornay: Bah...::he charged up energy for a spell and unleashed Ultima at the remaining mini-gnomes, a green energy blast rushing through the place like a wave to leave behind golden flames in its wake that also faded off quickly:: Aericonose: Looks over to the warrior. Waves his hand in good-bye. "I'll see you later" Than vanishes from sight, and sound. A distant voice spreads into each of their heads, except the gnomes. 'This is going to be fun.' Stiles Mornay: ::nods in farewell to the man:: Hidi us: ::More gnomes take the place of those destroyed one looking suspiciously like cloud and performing omnislash aimed at Stiles:: Winter Moon: A few more reports of gunfire aimed at the gnomes. It was now getting disruptive to remain in the inn. "Might be time to blow this joint." Stiles Mornay: ::he smirked at this and merely Flash-stepped away from the Cloud-gnome to the rafters, nodding his shaven head in agreement:: Aye, female...I'm out of here anyway. ::grins as he vanished into a shadow:: Aericonose: Starts roaming around the inn, keeping a sharp eye out for gnomes. Seeing the ones after Stiles, moves swiftly touching as many as he can, freezing them in place. Still unseen, makes further movements, freezing them either to death, or placeing them into little blocks of ice. : Stiles Mornay has left at 7:26 pm Hidi us: ::Several gnomes were eating rats found in corners and strewing entrails about:: Hidi us: ::ugly gnome ice sculptures abound!:: : Quiet-Beauty has entered at 7:27 pm Hidi us: :::Not something you'd want at your wedding:: Hidi us: ::frozen in grotesque poses gnomes are being smashed by thier bretheren for fun:: Hidi us: ::They begin smashing one another and eating the fragments:: Animalistic Calm: He reaches up at the gnome crawling into Lux's lap and bats it away, sending it flying off the porch and into the night, where it smashes into a tree. A look from the cat up to the girl then, those cerulean blue eyes fixed on hers. Aericonose: Keeps moveing around. Still freezing them. Looks at the ground. Grabbing to some sticks from the hearth. Quietly turns them into gnome popcicls. "I'd doubt you would want to eat this." Placeing it on the bar near Winter. Then continues on. Hidi us: ::as it flew through the air it yelled:: you Pus...*SMASH* ::Perhaps that sentence was better unfinished:: : FoxalynBane has entered at 7:33 pm Lux: "Well hello there..." Her eyes had drifted from the window to settle on the beast there before her. A stretch of fingers out. Common simple ways of a lazy evening in its hours of awakening. Lux could sleep forever if she wished. Hidi us: ::The tree stopped that insult quite nicely:: Sarah Peregrine: She hadn't picked up her gun, the gnomes seeming to have gotten the point not to mess with her, lest they be slaughtered en masse. She just shrugs, draining her glass of wine and filling the glass again. "It's not as bad as a troll biker bar at about three in the morning." Hidi us: ::a flamboiantly dressed gnome sidles up to Aeri and winks:: Hey baby! Aericonose: Reappears in front of Bane, then just had to look down at the gnome near his foot. "Hi?" Hidi us: ::When suddenly a gnome bursts in strapped with c4 and BOOM! Right under Aeri. Gay gnome was killed:: Winter Moon: She chuckled softly, "Almost want to be with Troll bikers, than these fraggers." : The Singer has entered at 7:37 pm Aericonose: "HOLY!!!" Sent flying across the inn. Tilts head back. "Uh-oh" Crashes through the window. Ending outside, hitting the ground hard and still slideing. Looks up towards the porch. Standing back up. Then lands on the ground, nearly passing out. Animalistic Calm: The leopard nudges at her fingers with its head, and for a moment it seems it's going to stay there, until it suddenly moves, all feline grace as it slides under her hand and rears up, both paws coming down on Lux's shoulders. A rouch tongue is swiped along her neck, before the mouth opens, sharp jaws closing on her neck with just enough pressure for sharp teeth to dimple the flesh. FoxalynBane: ::And up sauntered a very comely nymph....She wore skin light leather hiphuggers and high heeled boots to match, but this wasn't her most telling feature....it would have to be the chains that hung from her shackled wrists to her collared throat and slung down around her waist. THey rattled as she walked up to the porch. Her long corck screw curls of ebony were draped over her corsetted body:: Hidi us: ::Foxaly was immediatly surrounded by ugly clamoring gnomes all yelling things like:: Hey baby nice knees wanna see MY garden" Hidi us: ::some even groped her ankles:: : Aericonose has left at 7:42 pm FoxalynBane: ::she plucked one of the overly friendly little f-uckers off her leg and brought it up to face level:: Ohh suga, I'm too much woman for your stump munchkin....But your sooo cute though ::winks as she tosses him onto the pile of lil droolers:: Lux: A blink. She didn't know whether to be shocked or furious. The growl rippled from her for that moment, slick and creeping out from her lips as her eyes slitted.She moved swift then from that porch swing her body rippling with muscle where it shouldn't be that left the leopard thrown off of her and Lux on her feet. A swipe of fingers at her throat where the blood pinpricks settled. The words that came from her throat were hardly pretty. That expression was even worse. Hidi us: ::the thrown gnomes looks oddly satisfied before smashing::

Hidi us

Date: 2010-01-22 17:19 EST
Hidi us: :Tromp tromp tromp, the sound of many feet marching filled the air closer, closer up the steps...and in burst a horde of the ugliest garden gnomes you EVER saw. They swarmed in heading for the lower shelves behind the bar, snatching bottles of any booze they found:: Icer1978: ::A grunt, and groan as the garden gnomes returned, maybe if she moved out of the way..:; Hidi us: ::Gnomes climbed up on the bar and began snooping through the till, fighting over the coins they found, and eating them:: Hidi us: ::A few were poking around in the hearth and pulled out flaming logs waving them around like little porcelain heathens running and shouting:: Shattered and Broken: She ignored the gnomes as best she could. Mayverdia: She was wondering if a Gnome would look good in her yard. Shattered and Broken: They were gonna need a lotta gnomes. The yard was pretty big. Mayverdia: Maybe they'd scare off a few unwelcome guest. Hidi us: ::One particularly bold gnome strutted up to Shattered, swatted her bum grinned and said:: Hey baby wanna see my garden tool" Hidi us: ::Several nearby gnomes laughed coarsely:: Hidi us: ::Another said:: No no, come with me, I'll show you big surprises come in small packages! Shattered and Broken: Maybe...She glared venom to the gnome that made a pass at her, "You're too short and damned too late. And I don't wanna see your teeny weeny thin little garden tool." And she promptly kicks the gnome punting him. Hidi us: ::The kicked gnome flew into a wall and shattered into several peices. Instantly the others were on him eating the remains in a morbid display of cannibalism:: Shattered and Broken: "That's not right..." She mutters. Icer1978: ::Smush, smash, oops, wasn't her fault if she stepped upon one or two.:; Hidi us: ::Several began fighting resulting in more breakage and consumption of one another:: Mayverdia: She stared at the gnomes a bit, her head shaking from side to side at the sight of it all," That is life..." Hidi us: ::A gnome sidled up to May:: Hey, you got sexy knees! ::Yeah knees. what do you want' they're short!:: Hidi us: ::A few were chasing rats and once caught, well it wasn't pretty:: Mayverdia: She glanced down at the Gnome and stared for a moment," Hey there, that's a really sexy....uh..." think on it," Beard." Shattered and Broken: She chuckled to May and prepared her another stiff drink. Icer1978: :;Turning back to May and Darcy so she didn't have to see the rats.: Hidi us: ::the gnome beamed:: Thanks baby! ::Ankle grope! :: Wanna take me home" ::wink:: Shattered and Broken: "I'm gonna tell Jin." Teasing her bff as she set the drink down sipping her OJ once more. Hidi us: ::A couple gnomes started fighting over a dead rat, pulling it in twain, bits spraying on them both. this set off others who pounced and began eating them still alive. Don't worry folks the screams don't last long!:: Mayverdia: "Wanna play guard dog?" She waggled her brows at the small gnome, before glancing up at the name Jin," He wouldn't mind a little ankle humper." Shattered and Broken: "Just keep it away from me. I'll kill it." She threatened with a smile as she finished off her orange juice. Hidi us: I'll play anything you want, sweet cheeks! ::The gnome was definately getting friendly!:: Hidi us: ::A gnome was checking Icer out:: Hey baby, i like me a girl with a nice juicy rump! ::Dirty wink:: Hidi us: ::Several gnomes were dancing on the bar drunkenly::Shattered and Broken: A slight nudge of the elbow and whoops! Those gnomes would fall off of the bar. Sweet smile. Icer1978: ::Blink, blink:; I already have a mate, thank you.. Mayverdia: She thought for a moment, both of her eyes turned back to the overly friendly ankle humper at his words and snerked a bit at it," I think I've seen your cousin on T.V." Hidi us: *SMASH!* Hidi us: ::Gnomes broke on the floor nudged off the bar and were fallen upon by their brethren:: Hidi us: ::the Gnome wasn't fazed:: I'm not jealous, baby! Hidi us: ::The gnome flirting with May grinned:: Oh yeah" Hidi us: I'm better lookin! Icer1978: Nae, but he is all I need, :;that tail of her's swaying threateningly.;: Shattered and Broken: And now she rounds the bar and begins to make a mess by smashing gnomes here and there. Mayverdia: "Oh yeah....He does well selling vacations." She mused a bit, both of her eyes locked on the gnome and shrugged her shoulders slightly," Well there is one more thing little guy....Think you could bite the ankles off of any vampire stalker I have" After all he did take a nibble on my titty." Hidi us: Anything sexy knees! ::Still getting friendly with her ankles:: Shattered and Broken: May would sacrifice a gnome to a vampire!" Shame shame shame! Hidi us: ::The gnome keeps trying with Icer:: Once you go gnome, you won't wanna go home! Mayverdia: "I hope my ankle is making it worth your wile little thing." She said to the gnome and shrugged her shoulder slightly. Hidi us: ::The gnome grins up:: Oh yeah! Icer1978: I don't think so..:;was that a smash?:; Hidi us: ::Several gnomes look jealous and get closer hoping for some ankle, too!:: Hidi us: ::And there went the gnome hitting on Icer!:: *SMASH!*Mayverdia: She rolls her eyes as she spots more ankle humpers coming. Gradually she muses down to the Gnome attached to her ankle," Look, you leave Gnome jollies on my ankle and I'll make you look like your friend." Points to the one Icer just smashed. Hidi us: ::Gnomes are shattered, smashed and otherwise decimated by Darcy:: Shattered and Broken: She's just having an Awesome time. Hidi us: But baby I love you!

Hidi us

Date: 2010-01-22 18:15 EST
A gnome so lucky as he, there never was! One of the little buggers got May to take him home with her, under threat of death, of course. rule one was no drinking her booze, rule two no eating her food, rule three no leaving gnome porn lying around. But hey, he would have a playhouse in the back yard and be able to hump the ankles of a statue of her all day long! What more could a gnome ask for? Well, booze but he could get it himself, as long as it wasn't his new mistresses'! Too bad about the brownie eating thing, but Darcy had proven well her gnome stomping skill and zest for their demise. he would steer clear of her, whom he dubbed "Gnome bane" but..not to her face of course! then there was that stew stuff Darcy had fed the others to. He shuddered and happily rode home with May, perched on her shoulder, securely leashed. He sighed happily, thinking about that statue, hoping it had ankles as sexy as the real thing!