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All aboard the Hot Mess Express! In honor of both of their birthdays, on Monday, August 29th, Sadie & Kruger will be hosting a very messy birthday Fight Night to remember (or maybe forget, depending on how much you drink), so come on down to the RDI Annex at 9 PM (ET) sharp! No presents necessary, your presence is more than enough. As if Kruger & Sadie aren't enough of a reason alone to come out, there will also be a fully stocked taco bar, plenty of booze and sweet treats, and a number of one night only special rings. At the end of the night, be sure to grab a gift bag and your choice of Kruger or Sadie FYTCO action figure.

Tacos. Alcohol. Ice cream cake. Special dueling rings. Gift bags. It's all yours for the low, low price of a little bit of your time. We'll even throw in The Anvil's trademarked pyrotechnics for free!

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Drinks: Along with a stocked bar boasting favorites like Badsider and Silvermark, try out the specialty cocktails for the evening. Pink Tequila https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/ad/f1/d8/adf1d8a40b0a9ce6c5a5812160b9efe5.jpg The Anvil, a potent mix of Phoenix energy drink and vodka https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/aa/23/2e/aa232e6b6a2dad2c680dc1a13d65da49.jpg

Dessert: Ice Cream Cake: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/96/23/f6/9623f6f1eb328bf7363ddfe705f94416.jpg Ice Cream Tacos: https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-TIDkJScaw14/VvlMZkIMgMI/AAAAAAABjZ0/5yxaerwQFkI0Zk-0pd2lQO0bFaF4Uxmew/s1600/Ice%2BCream%2BTacos%2B4.jpg Prosecco Popsicles: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/ae/e1/6f/aee16f7d244836915159a20d5c52deca.jpg

Dueling Rings: The Mud Hole—Slog through shin deep mud as you punch, cut, or blast your opponent. http://enjoy-bratislava.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/combatboue_slider.jpg The Jello Ring—Don't eat it. Seriously, that's gross. http://www.frattoys.com/media/extendware/ewminify/media/inline/59/0/redjello_3_1_.jpg The Foam Pit—Foam up to your eyeballs! Sounds like fun, right" http://readamusements.com/wp-content/uploads/Foam-Party2-300x2251.jpg The Canvas—Blacklight lit with glow in the dark paint on the ring's floor as well as raining down from above. https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ppkZww3spvo/maxresdefault.jpg

Gift Bags: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/5d/13/10/5d1310587f5c737ceea89c4e38759529.jpg http://cfc.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-set/.sig/gQ8NUJwD3qaFAzEQSSIonA/cid/206922214/id/nIa8wRJu5hGH5S5KH_HUmg/size/c600x551.jpg Contents: A bottle of champagne wrapped in a shirt declaring "I SURVIVED THE HOT MESS EXPRESS", four mini liquor bottles (Jack Daniels, Jim Beam, Johnnie Walker, Jameson), mini packets of dark chocolate, Ray Ban sunglasses in assorted colors, cleansing towelettes, pain killers for the hangover, and your choice of Kruger or Sadie action figure. http://www.gnort.com/Dueling/fytco/Kruger2.jpghttp://www.gnort.com/Dueling/fytco/Sadie.jpg

((Note which one you pick and maybe you'll find a lil somethin" somethin? in your inventory too!))

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If she was being honest, she didn't know Sadie or Kruger at all. However, she thought it would be rude to attend their Hot Mess birthday fight night without bearing gifts- that was just her personality. After subtly asking around, she finally found a few gifts for them both and she had the gifts sent ahead at the beginning of the evening with a card that merely read 'Happy birthday, !'.

For Sadie, she provided a mug and short that both said something about hot messes packaged in a dice cube gift box, she'd also find some wall decor and a candle in there. Kruger got a forged side table with a golden anvil sitting atop it with his name engraved upon it's topside. His gift merely had a bow on it because it was too complex to wrap. Both of them, however, received a bottle of whiskey tied with a bow- that part she came up with on her own.

She couldn't, however, help wondering if she could smuggle an action figure of both out with her.

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Eden is new to birthday parties, but as far as she understands, presents are involved. For Kruger, she brings a megaphone on which she had hand-painted "The ANVIL" in red lettering. And for Sadie, she had found a Dallas Cowboys tank top. Sadie's gift is wrapped in a pink box. And the megaphone just has a ribbon around it.

There's going to be cake, right' Birthdays involve cake right' Cake" Cake" CAKE.

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Grey arrives arm in arm with Ms. Roach Lee, dressed to the nines on the occasion of their first date. They do not come empty handed, but bear gifts for the birthday pair; a gentleman's shillelagh with a built in microphone for Kruger's karaoke brawling, and a bottle of mezcal for Sadie from an irradiated wasteland, the giant worm in the bottle the size of a grown man's thumb.

(Kruger action figure for Grey, please. <3 )

No way would the blonde Empress miss Krugie's party!

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The day was marked on her calendar so she wouldn't forget it-plus free food and drinks and gifts were always good.

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Gifts for both were things she made:candles and wind chimes(IOUs certificates for them to redeem in the future).

She already had a Kruger figure from a log time ago so her bag included a Sadie action figure.