"Soon the day of reckoning will be at hand, my kingdom grows with each passing day and soon, soon we shall spill forth from the gaping maw of my dark realm..." His voice dripped in all its sinisterness, the yellow solid eyes glaring from the immaterial black veil that shrouded across his face.

Turning suddenly from the large, arched church window, he swung out an invisible palm before him during the momentum, sweeping unseen fingers across his visuals of those present at the long table that seated up to fifty patrons, in his vast dining chamber, "You are my most cunning, most evil of my malevolent minions, and I have invited you here today, to plan our assault," his voice echoed evocatively from the stone masonry walls, ceiling and floor.

"Now..." He slowly sat in his high backed, black painted wooden throne decorated in a most overly Victorian gothic of style, steepling his hands before his face, "We shall take revenge for our banishment to this nightmare world."

The multitude of white furred rabbits, sitting upon the table in front of their respective chairs simply went about their business, chewing the carrots set upon the plates in front of them, not really paying much attention to their Lord and Master.

"Mr Fluffy..." Guy turned his hood to the chair beside him, where his Commanding Officer Mr Fluffy Mc'Bloodbath the Cute sat, wearing his miniature spiked metal helmet, "Prepare the Hell Ponies for mounting....I believe we are ready. Prepare the castle wards! We shall march to war! Sometime within the week! I've not decided yet!"

"BWAAAA! HAAA! HAAA! HAAA! HAAAAAAAAAAA! HAAAAAAAAA! HAAAAAAAA....And so on."

As his cackle boomed and echoed from his castle fortress, nestled atop a green grassed cliff overlooking the seaside, there stuck all over the outer walls were the elaborate wards he had put in place.

Which just so happens to be the word ?Boo' written in bright pink, on pieces of A4-sized recycled paper.