Cheesy dinky music played in the background as the smiling faces of the newcasters flashed about the screen, a blonde male with clear blue eyes smiling in a slightly creepy way, a brunette female who looked a little ditzy, and finally a blonde elven female beaming radiantly from the screen.
"RhyDin's news now!" the announcer boomed as the camera panned to the elven blonde female.
"Hello, I'm Connie Winsbane with RhyDin Action Five News and this is our first show!" She gave a little clap and you could hear little claps from the crew. "Welcome to RhyDin's new news station. We bring you strictly the best news and entertainment!"
Connie beamed at the camera, and shuffled the stack of papers in front of her. She looked down at the first page and then looked up, "Tonight we start with a shocking turn of events. Earlier this evening we went to report live at the Red Dragon Inn, RhyDin's own most beloved bar and keep. We went to report on the 'Save the Needy' jar, and it turned out to be something much more."
The screen switched to a still shot of a man attempting to kiss Connie. After a moment, it switched back to Connie, "The issue we found at the Inn was..." A picture appeared to the left of Connie. It seemed to be a hand going to grope a female's bottom. Under the picture was the words 'SEXUAL HARASSMENT'.
"Sexual Harassment. Its a very touchy subject, but yet it is found everywhere. The workplace, bars, clubs, schools, and even walking down the sidewalk. It effects women ten times more than men. Why' Because we are 'weaker'. But we can do something about this. Training. RhyDin is known for its strong women. Like me."
A clip was shown, that may or may not have been editted. It showed Connie successfully elbowing her attacker in the inn right in the nose then sending a pink pump to his crotch.
"Later, my attacker called me daft because he had a mistletoe, which had not before shown me. Don't be fooled with these tricks. Women, when a man gets too frisky, let it be known that you don't like it! In the course of five minutes being in the Inn, I was bomb-barded by two males. Some 'ninja' and an Elvis impersonator. And I'll let it be known that I didn't like it!" the curvy elf gave a sage nod.
"Our story on the 'Save the Needy' jar in the inn has been put off to a later date, but for now we go to sports. Sonny?" She looked to the man seated to the right of her.
"It's a shame those guys were all over you like that," the man said to her.
"Oh thank you, Sonny. It makes me feel better," Connie smiled.
"Because I wish it was me," Sonny just chuckled as Connie gave the camera a flat look.
Soon the camera was just on Sonny, "It was a lively night in highschool basketball, everyone, as Westend High demolished RhyDin East last night. And do we mean deeeemolished! RhyDin East's gym's roof was literally blown off the school as a pubescent player from Westend lost control of his powers. Embarassing! They issued an apology, but in Westend manner, didn't offer to pay for the damage. Now, over to Leslie for the weather!"
The camera panned to the brunette in front of the RhyDin map, "Winter is sure here! Pack your coats and wear your feety PJ's, folks. The cold front is moving in. Tonight the low will be a wapping nine degrees! The high tomorrow will be roughly around thirty, but good news, it's clear skies. But," She pointed to the north and made a circle, "It seems a wizard in the north is trying to freeze RhyDin down. We're getting snow conjuring sightings so we don't know if he'll succeed at the moment. More on that as it progresses."
The camera moved back to Connie, "That's our show and thank you for watching! We'll see you guys tomorrow at the same time. And just remember, friends don't let friends let their dragons mate more than four times! Goodnight, folks."
"RhyDin's news now!" the announcer boomed as the camera panned to the elven blonde female.
"Hello, I'm Connie Winsbane with RhyDin Action Five News and this is our first show!" She gave a little clap and you could hear little claps from the crew. "Welcome to RhyDin's new news station. We bring you strictly the best news and entertainment!"
Connie beamed at the camera, and shuffled the stack of papers in front of her. She looked down at the first page and then looked up, "Tonight we start with a shocking turn of events. Earlier this evening we went to report live at the Red Dragon Inn, RhyDin's own most beloved bar and keep. We went to report on the 'Save the Needy' jar, and it turned out to be something much more."
The screen switched to a still shot of a man attempting to kiss Connie. After a moment, it switched back to Connie, "The issue we found at the Inn was..." A picture appeared to the left of Connie. It seemed to be a hand going to grope a female's bottom. Under the picture was the words 'SEXUAL HARASSMENT'.
"Sexual Harassment. Its a very touchy subject, but yet it is found everywhere. The workplace, bars, clubs, schools, and even walking down the sidewalk. It effects women ten times more than men. Why' Because we are 'weaker'. But we can do something about this. Training. RhyDin is known for its strong women. Like me."
A clip was shown, that may or may not have been editted. It showed Connie successfully elbowing her attacker in the inn right in the nose then sending a pink pump to his crotch.
"Later, my attacker called me daft because he had a mistletoe, which had not before shown me. Don't be fooled with these tricks. Women, when a man gets too frisky, let it be known that you don't like it! In the course of five minutes being in the Inn, I was bomb-barded by two males. Some 'ninja' and an Elvis impersonator. And I'll let it be known that I didn't like it!" the curvy elf gave a sage nod.
"Our story on the 'Save the Needy' jar in the inn has been put off to a later date, but for now we go to sports. Sonny?" She looked to the man seated to the right of her.
"It's a shame those guys were all over you like that," the man said to her.
"Oh thank you, Sonny. It makes me feel better," Connie smiled.
"Because I wish it was me," Sonny just chuckled as Connie gave the camera a flat look.
Soon the camera was just on Sonny, "It was a lively night in highschool basketball, everyone, as Westend High demolished RhyDin East last night. And do we mean deeeemolished! RhyDin East's gym's roof was literally blown off the school as a pubescent player from Westend lost control of his powers. Embarassing! They issued an apology, but in Westend manner, didn't offer to pay for the damage. Now, over to Leslie for the weather!"
The camera panned to the brunette in front of the RhyDin map, "Winter is sure here! Pack your coats and wear your feety PJ's, folks. The cold front is moving in. Tonight the low will be a wapping nine degrees! The high tomorrow will be roughly around thirty, but good news, it's clear skies. But," She pointed to the north and made a circle, "It seems a wizard in the north is trying to freeze RhyDin down. We're getting snow conjuring sightings so we don't know if he'll succeed at the moment. More on that as it progresses."
The camera moved back to Connie, "That's our show and thank you for watching! We'll see you guys tomorrow at the same time. And just remember, friends don't let friends let their dragons mate more than four times! Goodnight, folks."