Topic: Fleet'n'Fancy Free Delivery!

Amber Vanlaer

Date: 2009-09-08 17:20 EST
Calling all Rhydinians in need of a speedy courier service!

Been thinking of how to get your letters to grandma faster before she suffers another spell from her Alzheimer's and forgets your name"

Wracking your noodle for a way to send your potential Ex the message it's over but don't know how to go about it without losing your head or genitals"

Are you a business owner looking for a speedier way to get your supplies to the shop"

Or perhaps you're just a hunter who can't find anyone to take post on the severed Ogre's head you recently acquired"

Look no further! For those with these problems and more, please contact Ms. Amber Vanlaer, your local deliverer extraordinaire. I am the sole proprietor for FFFD (Fleet'n'Fancy Free Delivery), I personally deliver, handle, sign, and confirm your orders. Guarantees are a must in my business, and for an extra bit of silver you can have your order insured and handled however you like:

Bronze (Expedited/Basic weather and bandit insurance) Silver (Overnight/Acts of Nexus + Bronze level) Gold (Same Day/ Silver level) Platinum (ASAP/ Full Reimbursement, Next-time Free Delivery Clause + Gold level) Those satisfied with this exceptional service I run many also inquire about frequent service provisions and other special discounts! Because remember; If it's not Fleet'n'Fancy Free, there's just no guarantee!

Think FFFD is for YOU" Please inquire here! _____________________________________ _____________________________________

Open to any and all, got a fun idea or something to send LC from your character to another's" Call on Amber in LC or PM for explicit and secretive-ness. :D