Emerson: ::strolling in, whistling. Toby doffed the fedora from his head and tossed it up onto the upper hook of the coatrack, and then hung up his trenchcoat a bit more sedately::
Icer1978: ::The sound of wings beating could be heARD APPROACHING THE iNN, AND LANDING JUST OFF THE PORCH, SHE SLID UP THE STAIRS, NUGDING THE DOOR OPEN WITH HER SNOUT.::
Epona: <B>::The centaur filly gallops up to the Inn and practically bursts in, holding two very ugly garden gnomes. One is the drag-queen gnome from last night, it's holding a bannana and a mace. The other os a rambo gnome holding a bologna log::</B>
Icer1978: ::Snorting, she shook out her neck, glancing around the commons.;:
= Morpheus has entered the room =
Emerson: ::between Icer's sudden rampagaingly lound entrance (heh) and a centaur with lawn gnomes, he had plenty to stare at::
Emerson: .....huh.
Epona: <B>::She set the two hidious figures on the bar, and glances around. She sees Toby and grins:: Morning! ::Then to Icer:: Hi!</B>
Emerson: Well howdy there. ::this was new to him, which was a rarity::
Icer1978: ::Yawning, she nodded:; Afternoon Epona, Toby...::stop, blink, and stare at the ugly knomes::
Epona: <B>Did you see the new wagon in the market that sells these things"</B>
Emerson: Icer. ::nodding back::
Epona: <B>The proprieter gave me these for helping haul the wagon when his mule went lame. I can't believe people buy them</B>
Epona: <B>He syas the line is called "Gawd Awful Garden Gnomes" or some such</B>
Emerson: People pay money for those" ::blink:: ...on purpose"
Epona: <B>Yeah I saw someone do it</B>
Emerson: Are they supposed to ward off evil spirits or something" By sheer horrific appearance" ::squint::
Icer1978: Their hideous..
Epona: <B>I'm not sure....they are hidious</B>
Epona: <B>*hideous</B>
Emerson: You're gonna scare the kids with those. ::snickering finally:: maybe even some of the adults.
Epona: <B>Probably. ::laughing::</B>
Epona: <B>I don't know what he was thinking...</B>
Epona: <B>but apparently they are expensive, too</B>
Emerson: That kind of ugly doesn't come cheap. ::shaking his head::
Epona: <B>I suppose not....But now I'm stuck with them. What am I gonna do with these things" I don't want them!</B>
Epona: <B>They kinda creep me out</B>
Icer1978: ::Wandering over, she blinked, poking one of the Gnomes with her snout:: you didn't buy this other one Epona...did you?
Emerson: Put them in the beds of people you don't like. :;grinning::
Epona: <B>.....That's a great idea!</B>
Epona: <B>I should totally do that</B>
Epona: <B>::Plotting to put ugly gnomes in someone's bed::</B>
Emerson: Could have Elly animate them. They could chase people around.
Emerson: ::more snickering::
Epona: <B>They might chase me</B>
Emerson: Knowing her, ....yeah, probably.
Icer1978: ::Blinks, sending Toby a glare:: I got hit in the head with that thanks to that little witch...::nodding toward the tire laying by her spot.::
Emerson: ::looking. Pause:
Emerson: She threw a tire at you?
Epona: <B>A tire" Onthe head" Why"</B>
Icer1978: No she didn't throw it...it fell when the mistletoe burst into flames ::nod.;:
Epona: <B>flaming mistletoe"</B>
Icer1978: ::Nodding toward the charred remains still dangling:: she mentioned something about getting stuck in it.
Emerson: ...once again I'm reminded why I never come here at night. ::shaking his head::
Icer1978: ::There was then a mischivious grin playing upon her snout.;: perhaps you could give them to Brian.
Epona: <B>::Eyesing the gnomes and she shudders, almost swearing one winked at her:: Did you see that?"</B>
Icer1978: ::A talon wiggle to Kairee, then she poked the ugly gnome again.::
Epona: <B>::The pokes gnome almost looks like its looking back at Icer::</B> Epona: <B>*poked</B>
Epona: <B>::Did the Gnome wink at Toby' perhaps..::</B> Epona: <B>::she doesn't like this and she unslings her handy dandy war hammer::</B>
Epona: <B>These things aint right....</B> Icer1978: ::Giggles watching Epona:: [ Epona: <B>::She takes a swing at the Rambo gnome and it dodges":: Holy christ!</B> Epona: <B><RG> WTF?"" </B>
Icer1978: Maybe I should try...;:glancing from Epona to the Gnome.::
Epona: <B>Uh go ahead....</B>
Epona: <B>::Eyesing the gnomes and she shudders, almost swearing one winked at her:: Did you see that?"</B>
Icer1978: ::A talon wiggle to Kairee, then she poked the ugly gnome again.::
Epona: <B>::The pokes gnome almost looks like its looking back at Icer::</B> Epona: <B>*poked</B>
Epona: <B>::Did the Gnome wink at Toby' perhaps..::</B> Epona: <B>::she doesn't like this and she unslings her handy dandy war hammer::</B>
Epona: <B>These things aint right....</B> Icer1978: ::Giggles watching Epona:: [ Epona: <B>::She takes a swing at the Rambo gnome and it dodges":: Holy christ!</B> Epona: <B><RG> WTF?"" </B>
Icer1978: Maybe I should try...;:glancing from Epona to the Gnome.::
Epona: <B>Uh go ahead....</B>