The following is a journal of the experiences I've had while working for a certain company. I assure you they are the absolute truth, or at least the truth as I remember it. These tales have not been embellished in any way, for it is my belief that they need no embellishment. To protect the reputation of the company, I choose not to reveal their name at this point.
* * * * "Welcome to Walmart," I said with mock enthusiasm, "How are you today?" I asked as if I cared.
"Oh, I suppose I'm doing okay," said the latest faceless member of the unending stream of people that came through my line. "How about you?"
I shrugged as I turned my attention to the mound of products heaped onto the small conveyer belt that lay before me. As I began my dreadful task of ringing up the multitude of items the man wished to purchase, I glanced up at the clock. 8:05. Terrific. I had been here a whole five minutes so far. That meant I only had nine hours and fifty five minutes until I was allowed to go home. With great woe, I continued checking the man out.
As the day progressed mind began to wander, and I checked people out without conscious thought. 'Do penguins get married"' I thought to myself. 'What did the seven dwarves do with all the diamonds they gathered"' The minutes crept by, and I stored up my boredom like a flood of water held in check by a flimsy wooden dam. Finally, as I watched the woman in front of me dig through her purse for a twenty cent coupon, the dam broke.
* * * * "Welcome to Walmart," I said with mock enthusiasm, "How are you today?" I asked as if I cared.
"Oh, I suppose I'm doing okay," said the latest faceless member of the unending stream of people that came through my line. "How about you?"
I shrugged as I turned my attention to the mound of products heaped onto the small conveyer belt that lay before me. As I began my dreadful task of ringing up the multitude of items the man wished to purchase, I glanced up at the clock. 8:05. Terrific. I had been here a whole five minutes so far. That meant I only had nine hours and fifty five minutes until I was allowed to go home. With great woe, I continued checking the man out.
As the day progressed mind began to wander, and I checked people out without conscious thought. 'Do penguins get married"' I thought to myself. 'What did the seven dwarves do with all the diamonds they gathered"' The minutes crept by, and I stored up my boredom like a flood of water held in check by a flimsy wooden dam. Finally, as I watched the woman in front of me dig through her purse for a twenty cent coupon, the dam broke.