Topic: Hey... Who is That Evil Guy? (OOC Information ONLY)

That Evil Guy

Date: 2011-07-18 09:25 EST
((The following audio record was taken from the Town Watch files. Warning. This scene contains silly and herp-a-derp-derp. You have been warned.))

"This is Doctor Dupree, profiling the suspect on audio for....Psychiatric analysis, as per the Town Watch's request. The information here may be required in the near future for the suspects impending treatment....Anyway, let's get started....Can you tell me your name, please, Sir?"

"Bwahahhaaa, Haaaa, foolish mortal, for I AM GUY! The All-POWERFUL Darklord of the Rabbitmen! Bwaaahaaahaa! And this....This terrible little fiend that sits upon my head has feasted upon a thousand virgin souls! And he is none other than Mr FLUFFY! Hark, little mortal - quake in FEAR, for his little nose has just wiggled in DISGUST at your mere presence....I pity you, sir....I pity you..."

"....O-kay, so-uhmn, Guy, tell me, this rabbit-"

"MR FLUFFY, to you, mortal."

"Forgive me, Guy, I didn't mean to upset you. I just want to talk, have a little chat. But let's focus on you, and not Mr Fluffy, shall we?"

"Your questions tire me. What makes you think I won't let Mr Fluffy devour your soul?"

"....Tell me, Guy, how old are you?"

"I am as OLD as the stars; as ancient as the fossils beneath your feet, my life span is as expansive as the whole univer-"

"Okay, so you've lived a long time. Tell me, do you have any relatives" Anyone we can contact to let them know you are here?"

"Bwhaaaaaaaa HAAAAAA haaaaa....Can you not understand, for I, GUY, have no family of wish to call upon.....But I do have a brother."

"Oh, that's good. He must love you very much."

"Of course he does. I am awesome. Terribly awesome " BWAAAHAHAHAHAH!"

"Guy, is there a way we can contact your brother" He must be very worried."

"But of course, you idiotic dolt, he's standing right here!"

"....The rabbit?"

"But of course! Do we not share the same eyes" Do we not share the same glossy coat to our hair?"

"....He's, worse than I had anticipated " Guy, I want you to remain calm, and listen very carefully to what I have to say."

"If I were any calmer I would be mistaken for the dead! Now hurry up will you, I have evil plans to create."

"....Guy. That's not your brother. It's a rabbit."

"He is my brother, and yes, he is a rabbit. Are you hard of hearing" For I am sure I just explained myself quite clearly just now."

"Subject seems to display a fascinating fantasy that his rabbit is in fact his brother, and that he believes himself to be some kind of ageless deity. I have never in all my years seen a case this severe."

"Who are you talking to, mortal" What is that thing on the table there?"

"It's nothing, Guy, just something to record our conversation on so that we can find a way to make you better."

"Recording....It's a strange device. It isn't magical. It is most certainly of the Technology of the West End. Wait a minute, did you say to make me better" My god, Mr Fluffy, that device! It's going to steal my voice and my mind! I can feel my powers draining away!"

"Calm down, Guy, it's just a-AHH! What the f*ck"! Get it off my nose, oh my god, guards! Guards! It's nibbling on my nose!"

"That's it Mr Fluffy, show him your power! Destroy him, flay his flesh from his bones! Wiggle your nose at his horror! BWHAHAHAHAHHA!"

"You're f*cking insane!"

"You're the insane one here, Insane Doctor man, for you do not believe that I, Guy, is the brother of the little furry one that is currently munching upon the tip of your nose! Now, Mr Fluffy, while I kick him in the balls, escape! Flee to the tower!"

"You're gonna-Guyuuuuhhhhh..."

"And that's for calling me insane! Bwhahahahahahah " haaaa haaaa....Urgh, my throat hurts..."

That Evil Guy

Date: 2011-07-18 09:35 EST
IC Locaitons:

That Evil Tower:

Guy's base of operations is a twisting black tower that is suspended high above the clouds. Chunks of land and ruined houses float and orbit the tangled spire upon a set path. Oddly enough, the floating debris does also include some farm animals....And a farmer....And his wife...

How the hell have they managed to survive all this time"

Anyway.

Although the tower is shrouded from sight and magical detection by a ball of magical mist that encircles the entirety of the realm, if one does manage to get past that vaporous barrier, one will see that the tower's surface is littered with hundreds of different kinds of glowing wards, including little messages like: "Beware Falling Coconuts!" "The Rabbit-Guards may bite trespassers" and "No Junk Mail, PLEASE!?

That Evil Guy

Date: 2011-07-18 09:38 EST
(Please note if the tumbnails do not load, refresh the page. It normally fixes the issue. I have yet to find pictures for C.Lion and MrFluffy, so, don't be too much in despair if you still see no pictures for them.)

That Evil Council:

Mr Fluffy Mc'Bloodbath the Third: The Terrible Dreadlord of the Rabbitguards, the General of Guy's Army

Mr Fluffy is a heartless killer, a womaniser and a powerful Mage of all of the elemental arts. Mr Fluffy is Guy's second in command, and most trusted ally. For whatever reason Guy tolerates having someone just as powerful as he to command the totality of his armies, we will never know. But what is known about Mr Fluffy is that he has an exceptional weakness to carrots. Which is just as embarrassing as his fetish for being petted behind the ears... _______________________________

Dr. Fluffball: The Medical Practitioner, Guy's Psychiatrist

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Dr Fluffball is a cold and calculating cat, with an eye to pick apart brain and render most people his puppet through his wordcraft alone. He is tasked by Mr Fluffy to keep Guy's mind stable, while also fulfilling his duty as the army's medical expert. Guy doesn't like Dr Fluffball, because he finds this cool cat a 'stuck up fur ball that doesn't know its place." Dr Fluffball isn't all as perfect as he makes himself out to be. He has a terrible catnip addiction. _______________________________

Sensei Min Min: The Expert Ninja Of Really Sneaky Stealth, Master Spy and Assassin

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Sensei Min Min " or Minnie, is a hyperactive Hamster who likes to think no one can see her. She is a kind and gentle soul that abhors violence, and loves to eat nothing but sunflower seeds all day long. Prone to sudden bursts of energy, Minnie's role as the Master Spy and Assassin is sometimes often debated amongst others as a joke. She even goes as far as making up random names for each and every of her attacks, which sometimes doesn't go down so well with Guy, who views this member of his command staff a liability and an annoyance more so than an asset. ____________________________

Officer C. Lion: Naval Expert, Sea Commander of Guy's Armada

Officer C. Lion is a slow and lumbering creature, who controls all of Guy's sea-based forces. He is as old as he is wise, but that does sometimes mean he has his moments where he starts to go off topic and talk about battles he has served in long since past. Something always reminded him of a battle he was in, and Guy knows once he starts remembering, there is no shutting him up until you satisfy his trip down memory lane. _______________________________