((The following audio record was taken from the Town Watch files. Warning. This scene contains silly and herp-a-derp-derp. You have been warned.))
"This is Doctor Dupree, profiling the suspect on audio for....Psychiatric analysis, as per the Town Watch's request. The information here may be required in the near future for the suspects impending treatment....Anyway, let's get started....Can you tell me your name, please, Sir?"
"Bwahahhaaa, Haaaa, foolish mortal, for I AM GUY! The All-POWERFUL Darklord of the Rabbitmen! Bwaaahaaahaa! And this....This terrible little fiend that sits upon my head has feasted upon a thousand virgin souls! And he is none other than Mr FLUFFY! Hark, little mortal - quake in FEAR, for his little nose has just wiggled in DISGUST at your mere presence....I pity you, sir....I pity you..."
"....O-kay, so-uhmn, Guy, tell me, this rabbit-"
"MR FLUFFY, to you, mortal."
"Forgive me, Guy, I didn't mean to upset you. I just want to talk, have a little chat. But let's focus on you, and not Mr Fluffy, shall we?"
"Your questions tire me. What makes you think I won't let Mr Fluffy devour your soul?"
"....Tell me, Guy, how old are you?"
"I am as OLD as the stars; as ancient as the fossils beneath your feet, my life span is as expansive as the whole univer-"
"Okay, so you've lived a long time. Tell me, do you have any relatives" Anyone we can contact to let them know you are here?"
"Bwhaaaaaaaa HAAAAAA haaaaa....Can you not understand, for I, GUY, have no family of wish to call upon.....But I do have a brother."
"Oh, that's good. He must love you very much."
"Of course he does. I am awesome. Terribly awesome " BWAAAHAHAHAHAH!"
"Guy, is there a way we can contact your brother" He must be very worried."
"But of course, you idiotic dolt, he's standing right here!"
"....The rabbit?"
"But of course! Do we not share the same eyes" Do we not share the same glossy coat to our hair?"
"....He's, worse than I had anticipated " Guy, I want you to remain calm, and listen very carefully to what I have to say."
"If I were any calmer I would be mistaken for the dead! Now hurry up will you, I have evil plans to create."
"....Guy. That's not your brother. It's a rabbit."
"He is my brother, and yes, he is a rabbit. Are you hard of hearing" For I am sure I just explained myself quite clearly just now."
"Subject seems to display a fascinating fantasy that his rabbit is in fact his brother, and that he believes himself to be some kind of ageless deity. I have never in all my years seen a case this severe."
"Who are you talking to, mortal" What is that thing on the table there?"
"It's nothing, Guy, just something to record our conversation on so that we can find a way to make you better."
"Recording....It's a strange device. It isn't magical. It is most certainly of the Technology of the West End. Wait a minute, did you say to make me better" My god, Mr Fluffy, that device! It's going to steal my voice and my mind! I can feel my powers draining away!"
"Calm down, Guy, it's just a-AHH! What the f*ck"! Get it off my nose, oh my god, guards! Guards! It's nibbling on my nose!"
"That's it Mr Fluffy, show him your power! Destroy him, flay his flesh from his bones! Wiggle your nose at his horror! BWHAHAHAHAHHA!"
"You're f*cking insane!"
"You're the insane one here, Insane Doctor man, for you do not believe that I, Guy, is the brother of the little furry one that is currently munching upon the tip of your nose! Now, Mr Fluffy, while I kick him in the balls, escape! Flee to the tower!"
"You're gonna-Guyuuuuhhhhh..."
"And that's for calling me insane! Bwhahahahahahah " haaaa haaaa....Urgh, my throat hurts..."
"This is Doctor Dupree, profiling the suspect on audio for....Psychiatric analysis, as per the Town Watch's request. The information here may be required in the near future for the suspects impending treatment....Anyway, let's get started....Can you tell me your name, please, Sir?"
"Bwahahhaaa, Haaaa, foolish mortal, for I AM GUY! The All-POWERFUL Darklord of the Rabbitmen! Bwaaahaaahaa! And this....This terrible little fiend that sits upon my head has feasted upon a thousand virgin souls! And he is none other than Mr FLUFFY! Hark, little mortal - quake in FEAR, for his little nose has just wiggled in DISGUST at your mere presence....I pity you, sir....I pity you..."
"....O-kay, so-uhmn, Guy, tell me, this rabbit-"
"MR FLUFFY, to you, mortal."
"Forgive me, Guy, I didn't mean to upset you. I just want to talk, have a little chat. But let's focus on you, and not Mr Fluffy, shall we?"
"Your questions tire me. What makes you think I won't let Mr Fluffy devour your soul?"
"....Tell me, Guy, how old are you?"
"I am as OLD as the stars; as ancient as the fossils beneath your feet, my life span is as expansive as the whole univer-"
"Okay, so you've lived a long time. Tell me, do you have any relatives" Anyone we can contact to let them know you are here?"
"Bwhaaaaaaaa HAAAAAA haaaaa....Can you not understand, for I, GUY, have no family of wish to call upon.....But I do have a brother."
"Oh, that's good. He must love you very much."
"Of course he does. I am awesome. Terribly awesome " BWAAAHAHAHAHAH!"
"Guy, is there a way we can contact your brother" He must be very worried."
"But of course, you idiotic dolt, he's standing right here!"
"....The rabbit?"
"But of course! Do we not share the same eyes" Do we not share the same glossy coat to our hair?"
"....He's, worse than I had anticipated " Guy, I want you to remain calm, and listen very carefully to what I have to say."
"If I were any calmer I would be mistaken for the dead! Now hurry up will you, I have evil plans to create."
"....Guy. That's not your brother. It's a rabbit."
"He is my brother, and yes, he is a rabbit. Are you hard of hearing" For I am sure I just explained myself quite clearly just now."
"Subject seems to display a fascinating fantasy that his rabbit is in fact his brother, and that he believes himself to be some kind of ageless deity. I have never in all my years seen a case this severe."
"Who are you talking to, mortal" What is that thing on the table there?"
"It's nothing, Guy, just something to record our conversation on so that we can find a way to make you better."
"Recording....It's a strange device. It isn't magical. It is most certainly of the Technology of the West End. Wait a minute, did you say to make me better" My god, Mr Fluffy, that device! It's going to steal my voice and my mind! I can feel my powers draining away!"
"Calm down, Guy, it's just a-AHH! What the f*ck"! Get it off my nose, oh my god, guards! Guards! It's nibbling on my nose!"
"That's it Mr Fluffy, show him your power! Destroy him, flay his flesh from his bones! Wiggle your nose at his horror! BWHAHAHAHAHHA!"
"You're f*cking insane!"
"You're the insane one here, Insane Doctor man, for you do not believe that I, Guy, is the brother of the little furry one that is currently munching upon the tip of your nose! Now, Mr Fluffy, while I kick him in the balls, escape! Flee to the tower!"
"You're gonna-Guyuuuuhhhhh..."
"And that's for calling me insane! Bwhahahahahahah " haaaa haaaa....Urgh, my throat hurts..."