Topic: Hustlin'

Jay

Date: 2010-09-12 18:17 EST
Sometimes it was too easy.

Found in a seedy little pub in the shadier part of Rhy'din, Jay stumbled backwards into a gent shooting some pool. Beer sloshed over the edge of the tankard as his arms went up, cascading over his shoulder and onto the back of the other man.

"Whoops, sorry mate!" he apologized cheerily with an Australian accent, turning around drunkenly to look at the monster of a man. In comparison to Jay's tall and gangly demeanor, this man was built thickly and even taller. He was more akin to a mountain.

The Giant spluttered with anger, rounding on Jay with a poised fist.

"Wait, wait!" he cowered, but not before taking a swig, arms covering his face protectively. "'ow 'bout we settle this on th' table, aye?" Jay gestured with his beer toward the pool table. He was having a hard time standing upright, and the Giant scrutinized him, gauging his level of drunken stupor.

"Alright," he appeased gruffly, pointing to the pool table expectantly. "Rack 'em."

Jay bumbled over, running haphazardly into a few patrons and tripping several times, but managed to save his beer with expert drunken skill. Carefully, he set the tankard down on the nearest table, not caring if it was occupied or not. Lacing his fingers together as he turned back to the table, he stretched his arms our and cracked his knuckles. "Ah, a"righ'," he slurred, rolling his shoulders, cracking his neck, and then diving down to swoop up all the balls. With careful precision, and through one eye so he would see one set instead of two, he rolled the balls in and plucked them around until just right. "So, what?re th' odds?" casually asked as he looked up from his work.

The Giant leaned back against the post, arms crossed over his chest and lips curled into a smug smirk. This will be easy, he thought to himself. "Hundred to the winner."

Pretending to be shocked, Jay gasped as he straightened. "Hun'red"!" he spluttered, hand to his chest and the other dangling the rack from spindly fingertips.

"Yep. And I win, I get to beat the shit outta you, too."

Jay pulled at his collar, wincing. "A"righ??" slowly, moving to hang the rack up in exchange for a stick. Leaning precariously on the pool stick, he motioned to the table. "All yours, buttercup." Wolfish grin.

Beneath the drunken demeanor, there was a careful eye. Jay watched the way Giant moved, arrogantly, and his poise as he broke. Balls ricocheted everywhere, but no hole-in-ones for this bloke. Smirking to himself, he stumbled "round the table at Giant's gesticulation. "Don' mind if I do," he puffed, his chest bloating with self-importance. Leaning against the stick again, he squinted through one eye at the table at large, carefully choosing a ball. "One, left pocket." Pointing with the stick before he situated himself to make the shot. With one eye closed, he moved the stick back and forth along through the ridge between two knuckles. Going in for the kill" he scratched.

Deflating with a loud exhale, he shrugged his shoulders nonchalantly as he moved back from the billiards table. Giant was practically gloating as he zoned in on Jay's original shot. Which was just what Jay had wanted. That left Giant with no open solid shots, which he realized belatedly, grunting with frustration as he made a feeble attempt to completely throw off Jay's most likely shot.

Though he stumbled, and made it look like his next shot was an accident, the nine dropped into the right pocket. Then the ten into the middle. Beginners luck the Giant grumbled, but Jay knew better. But to stick to his plan, he had to continue looking weak and unsuspecting, so he allowed his next shot to veer in the complete opposite direction than intended. "Whoopsy daisy!" in a cheery voice, before guzzling back some beer. He blew kisses at the chick occupying his beer-holding table. "How you doin", smexy?" he purred. The blonde looked a little repulsed.

The Giant looked considerably pleased as Jay missed, filing him back into the drunken loser position. He was able to make two shots, but couldn't find a third one. The game was progressively picking up speed as the 'drunk" made in another three lucky shots. The fourth shot clear off the table, which pacified the Giant again. He made four shots in before handing it back over to Jay.

By now, the entire pub was watching them. Most were cheering the Giant on, but some were rooting for the underdog. Who just cleared house with a little bit of drunken luck.

"Let's go again," Giant fumed as Jay got his back patted and slugged back another beer. "Anuver?" Jay slurred over the rim of his tankard, looking at giant with an eye closed. "Shure, wha' be th' odds?"

Jay walked out of there 500 gold richer by the end of the night. And almost sober.

See? That was easy.

Jay

Date: 2012-12-08 00:41 EST
Jay loved bars. They combined two of his favorite things with ease"brew and babes. And money, lots of money. He was adept as emptying one's pockets of extra coins and playing a disappearing act with their expensive jewelry; but overall, there was no thrill in any of that. No, the best part was the hunt and chase, and you only got that through betting. Betting could go either way, but being highly intoxicated typically afforded him more advantages than remaining sober.

No novice at feigning a drunken stupor, half of the time which was legitimate, he "accidentally' sloshed some beer down the front of a particularly attractive brunette's practically nonexistent top. His towering height offered an excellent vantage point as he watched the beer rivulet down her chest and between two perky globes of flesh.

"Wan' me ter li"er, clean tha' up fer ya, toots?" he slurred, slopping plastering her with kisses that led from blatantly missing her lips and downward. Since it was there, he took his time slurping the Silvermark off her skin; he couldn't bear to let such a good beer go to waste. The brunette had a high-pitched, girlish giggle, finding his meager attempt to motorboat her chest funny while her hands pressed against his shoulders without pushing him away. How she found his actions attractive was a mere testament to just how much of a chick magnet Jay really was. He had his ways around the ladies, after all, but you wouldn't catch him kissing and telling. His tongue flickered lazily past the V of her top, dangerously close to their prize before he found himself flying back into the bar.

"Stay off my old woman, bro," some stunted, beefy man hollered up at him. Jay blinked, his jaw agape as light eyes flickered between this hot, beautiful, modelesque chick and this salami sized midget. He didn't seem to notice he was currently wearing his fresh beer. Even though she curled into her boyfriend, she still winked and batted her eyelashes coquettishly at him. Jay couldn't help but return the advances with a roguish smile.

"Riiiight?" Standing up and brushing his drink off his shoulders. He tipped the tankard up for a swig, only to find it empty. "Bloody "ell," Jay declared, decanting and shaking it out above his mouth. He was only able to muster a drop or two.

"Oi! You gonna shoot or what?" the gangly man Jay had been throwing darts with, before he was rudely interrupted by a hot woman, called out. "Right, right' Here I come!" Popping the collar of his jacket, which was heavily laden with lifted wallets and coin pouches, he headed back to the dart board. En route, he swapped out his empty tankard for a full Orktoberfest from an unsuspecting patron.

He strutted up to his opponent confidently, often mistaken for drunkenly, and with his beer firmly secured in one hand, he reached for the offered darts. Two were tucked behind an ear before the third was held at the ready around his chin. There was a definite sway in his standing position, one foot slightly in front of him, which gave the telltale appearance he could collapse in a heap of drunk at any moment. Thunk. The pointed end sunk into the edge of the board, way off target. The guy he was playing grinned triumphantly, mistakenly assuming Jay was easy prey. Furrowing his brows in concentration, he plucked the next dart from behind his ear.

"C"mere, doll," he motioned to the nearest to the nearest chick, with his beer after taking a swig. She looked around then pointed a finger innocently at her chest. Jay nodded eagerly, motioning swiftly again so that he abused his beer, sloshing it onto the floor. The blonde was hesitant at first, but obliged after a moment. "Here, lass, kiss this fer me!" he demanded, thrusting the dart against her lips. Eyelashes batted coyly for him as she conceded, going so far as to run her tongue along the metal before ending the motion with a kiss. "Thatta girl!" Jay beamed, leaning in to steal a kiss from her still puckered lips before returning to his daunting task.

He wobbled, teetering threateningly side to side, but flung his arm forward with as much concentration and control as he could muster. It hit dead center. "Bull's eye!" he crowed, the crowd around them going wild. People were cheering him on, thinking he was the underdog.

His opponent's face fell a fraction, disbelief written all over it. "That was just luck," the man groused unhappily. Jay woozily swayed, squinting one eye shut for focus, as if he was seeing double. He threw his hand forward a few times in practice run, trying to steady it before he flung again. Another bull's eye.

The whole bar erupted in chaotic noise. Hands thunked him on the back while he attempted to drink his congratulatory beer; instead, all he managed to do was spill it all down his front. Grinning dazedly, he fought through the crowd to collect his earnings. He'd been participating in an all night long tournament. That he just won. The money he used to contribute to the pool had been stolen to begin with, but it multiplied in wealth from the sheer amount of contestants. Jay was going to be walking out of there 1,000 gold richer. Before the cost of beer.

"Next round is on me!" he offered cheerily, slapping the 2nd place guy on the back. "Free drinks for everyone!?