here. Feel free to write Bob. :) ] Dearest Darling Danger-Duci,

What's up my sugar cup" I hope you've enjoyed your vacation in my long absence. Apologies for not better explaining that I would be off world for some months, but you know how it is: you become a quadrillionaire and suddenly you have a whole lotta stuff to do. I founded a bank, diversified my assets, started a small religion (being a god is not all that fun, it turns out), and for a while there I was really, really into legos. Legos own, and what?s more, I am finally rich enough to own all of them. It was pretty rad.

The time away is over, though, and now we gotta get back to work. I have a new job for you if you're interested. I need you to find me a kick ass space ship, and then I'm going to need help flying it around for a super secret project you can't tell anyone about. I have attached a drawing of what I'm looking for:

http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/thedimensionsaga/images/f/f0/Spiff's_spacecraft.png

It needs to be REALLY cool. We gotta be able to pull in babes as we cruise the galaxy. I won't settle for anything other than the best, which is why I'm contacting you about it.

Let me know if you're down, Bob "Bobbles' McBobface

Best Bobbles,

It's alright, life happens. I get it. I've been keeping myself busy shipping cargo for other people, not exactly on vacation, unlike you, Mr. Godkitty. (Though I did make a few pit stops inbetween clients- no judging a girl needs her spa time!) I also hired a co-pilot...Might let him continue making runs while we're out finding this moon tower for you. I'll cross that bridge when we get to it. Legos" Oh! Did you make a Lego castle" I could see you being King Kitty of the Lego Castle! Like this:

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/59/9c/10/599c1084964bd9c1c39c2d291e784f2f.jpg (( IMG SRC ))

So...Good news: I found one! It has an extra row of seats for those hot babes you want to pick up!

http://spencer1984.com/image/m353a.jpg (( IMG SRC ))

The bad news: We'll have to put it together. It does NOT arrive assembled. You're lucky you asked me, and not someone else, since I can put it together. (Maybe. Possibly. Most likely. Might have to do some finagling or something. I'm super resourceful.) I'm also cute, so there's a plus.

http://cybermodeler.org/hobby/builds/pl/images/pl_0913_02.jpg (( IMG SRC ))

Best news: check out this dashboard!

https://scifiinterfaces.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/prometheus-104.png (( IMG SRC ))

We can paint it another color if you think space green isn't attractive enough. I also think I could find someone to re-upholster the seats to something better...Like maybe yarn balls" Oh, and we could put some wicked decals on it! Like maybe flames, or glow in the dark clouds!

What do you think"!"!"!

Love, Darling Duci

My Mary,

Mary Mary, hottest girl in the world, how are you, somethingsomething WORD.

My rap skills are a bit rusty. I apologize.

I NEED YOUR HELP, MARY. I need to make a wicked awesome magic tower to put on my soon-to-be-purchased moon. Can you help a Bobbles out' I'm having my guys send over all the catalogs and magazines for you to peruse. Towers-R-Us, Wizards Daily, SkyMall Magazine....I'm also going to have some contact bits sent for a few guys who make custom towers. I'm hoping you can spare some time and help me find a tower that fits ME and my PERSONALITY while I'm traveling through space, looking for the ideal spot to put it down.

If you're busy, I understand. If you can help, GREAT. I'd really appreciate it.

Let me know!

LOVELOVE, Your Bob

P.S. - Please inform Rick and Quinn they smell like farty butts if you see them. Thanks! P.P.S. - ...can I maybe get some treats to take with me on my travels" Pleeeeeeeease"

El Duci,

PER. FEC. TION. Now everyone will know who is rolling up on them when we cruise through the galaxy. People going to be way jealous.

You get all the clothes you want. Don't forget to get your hair did and set aside a few days at a nice spa before we head out. I need you at your best! Danger awaits us! Danger and also cool places to eat. We're going to have to stop by all the good places to eat.

Yarn balls upholstery is fine. I trust your judgement. Does this have lasers" We may need lasers. See to it we are fully armed! Maybe the tentacles can hold ray guns if necessary.

Plan on leaving the first of next month. I don't know how long we'll be gone, so get your business covered! Adventure awaits us, Duci. ADVENTURE!!!

El Bob out!

P.S. DIG THE SUCTION CUPS. Ladies ain't ready. P.P.S. Did you get jewelry' We may need to enrapture hot alien dudes. We need you to look your hottest! P.P.P.S. Do you have life insurance" Maybe you should get some life insurance.

Juicy Duci,

Let's go with yarnball upholstery for comfort, tentacles holding rayguns for awesome factor, you get all the escorts you want, and I'll talk to someone about the best places to eat.

Adorations, Bubbly Bob

P.S. What's an escort?

Duci-tuci,

I've been thinking (which means I've been watching Star Trek: The Next Generation again, cause Worf rocks my face):

Do we need a crew" Should we get a crew" I know it's late in the game to be considering a much larger spaceship, but really, money is no concern to me. My associates tell me I'm actually making more money with this bank gig than I did hollowing out the Isle and converting all of its metals and ores into gold. I would never have imagined that, but I checked the math. To quote Rick James, "I'm Rich, Bitch!"

Let me know. Maybe we could hire these escorts you mentioned" Would they make good crew"

Adorations, Bob