Topic: Me? I prefer to be more naughty then nice..((18++!!))

Jordan Caldwell

Date: 2013-05-24 18:01 EST
"Her back was pushed up against the wall, the strength of that mortared brick at her back no match for the strong battle hardened body of the man who had her pinned there. His questing fingers starting at the delicate round softness of her shoulders before traveling further south, his rough, calloused hands a stark contrast to the alabaster smoothness of her tender soft flesh. Her breasts were crushed against the hardened expanse of his chest, the tender touches belying the fierce warrior of a male in whose arms she was entangled. Her breath hitched in her throat as those deliciously rough hands gently cupped one breast and then the other through the thin material of her silk shirt, the delicate weight fitting perfectly into each palm. His thumbs quickly found the taut nipples and began to a slow circling stroke before flicking each rosy bud and beginning the cycle over again until she was moaning for more. She wanted oh so much more and he was so willing to give her just that. Just when she thought she would explode from the exquisite torture, his hands started to move again, still lower, stroking the soft flesh of her sides, grabing her hips and pushing his forward to prove just how much he wanted her. The evidence pressed against the flesh of her lower belly?" A knock on the Inn door startled her out of her concentrated thoughts, the rapid clicking of the keys on her computer halting until there was silence in the room as she looked up over the top of her laptop to the door. One eyebrow raised in the following few seconds of silence as she tilted her head to the side, waiting to see if the knock that interrupted her had actually happened or if it was her brain begging for a break. She had been hammering away at the keys of her Mac for almost three hours straight, the only breaks taken when her bladder gave protest from all of the coffee she kept consuming but even then, laptops were portable. The second knock echoed through the now silent room and she grabbed her coffee cup and drained the last couple of stone cold swallows left at the bottom before hopping up off of her chair. Shuffling her bare feet as she headed to the door, she was still in her pajamas despite the fact that it was well past two in the afternoon. Lifting up on her tiptoes, a few stray hairs that had escaped the makeshift bun on top of head held there by a pencil stuck through the middle of it, she blew them aside to look through the peephole. Even through the distorted magnified image of the person on the other side he was unmistakable. Her editor had decided to show up at her door in person since his last four voicemails and who knew how many emails and texts had gone unanswered for the last few days. She shrunk back down to the flat of her feet and pursed her lips, leaning against the door she crouched as if to hide from him even though she knew the peephole really only worked to see out of, no into a room. She closed her eyes and went very still, hoping he would give up and just go away. "I know you are in there Jordan, I could hear the drumming of those fingers on the keys echoing all the way down the hall from the elevator. Open up." She audibly expelled the breath she didn't even know she had been holding as she pressed her forehead to the door. "I'm not decent; you'll have to come back later." "You forget I've seen all there is to see and your indecency is the reason I signed you. No need to be shy now, it's not in your nature. Jordan' Open. The. Door." With a grumble she released the chain and deadbolt and stayed hidden behind the door even as she swung it open wide enough for the large man to step through into the messy and sparsely furnished room. He strode through it, his steps purposeful as he came to the center of the room and turned on his heel. "The sound of your flurried typing has lightened my temper but not overmuch. Where are my pages?" "They are giving birth as we speak." She closed the door and didn't bother locking it back she would be opening it again soon enough when he left. She turned and leaned against the door, crossing her pajama covered arms over her large chest and leveling him with a stern glare, "How do you expect me to get them to you if you keep interrupting" If it's not a text or phone call or an email, you end up showing up on my doorstep. If I didn't know any better I'd say you were stalking me." "If you had bothered to answer any of them, I wouldn't have had to come over in person. I am only coming to collect on what was promised to me over a week ago." Her lips curled into a smirk as she swept her eyes over him from head to toe then back up again. He really was a strikingly handsome man even if he could be ever so annoyingly 'daddy' figure. Her head tilting to the side as she met his gaze, a coquettish glint in those hazel green depths as she chuckled, "If you are here to dole out a delicious punishment for my misbehavior you may stay, but if not then please"and don't take this too personally"bugger off." "Jordan?" "Lance?" she mocked his chastising tone as she pushed off from her lean on the door, scrunching her face to exaggerate the countenance of the man glaring at her. She held that stare but he looked away first in an attempt to hide the smile her comical mockery of him had caused and he shook his head. Having won that little stare down she grinned with triumph as she passed by him to grab her empty coffee mug for a refill. The few steps it took for her to cover the small area of the room from her desk to the small coffee pot, she used to her best advantage, the sway of her hips noticeable even through the shapeless pinstriped men's pajamas she was sporting. She knew he was watching and she wanted to get back to work. Whatever it took to get him even tempered and out so she could get back to her book. His resigned sigh was heard and she threw a coy glance over her shoulder, the dimple in her right cheek visible before she turned her attention back to the doctoring of her coffee, filling it with no less than seven packs of sugar with a splash of French vanilla creamer. "I can give you three more days to get me the next five chapters. You've already had more time then I've ever given any of my writers and one of them is over seventy and has arthritis in the joints of his hands and can meet deadlines better than you." She turned to face him, stirring the coffee with a plastic spoon, "Oh don't be such a wanker Lance, it's why I came to this place, I needed a change in scenery and believe me"it is definitely helping my creative process. Have you seen the beastly handsome walking pieces of meat around here" It's enough to turn a celibate nun into wanting to be a red light district call girl. Besides, my hands are always full of breasts or asses or throbbing rods of man flesh"quite a delicate load don't you think" If I work too fast, there could be serious damage dealt. You don't want that on your conscience do you?" Her brows lifted and her eyes widened with mock innocence as she stopped stirring the coffee and shamelessly brought the spoon up, opening her mouth and putting the spoon in, closing her lips around it she started sucking on it as she looked at him. She could see his Adams apple bob with the hard swallow as his eyes were trained on what her lips were doing to the plastic spoon. His hand came up to pull at his collar, attempting to loosen the tie at his throat. "Jesus Jordan"just get them done. You have three days." She took the spoon out but held his gaze with a fierceness that had made her previous editors shudder in fear of her. While she was mostly harmless, the majority of the men who had had to work with her ran in fear from her boldness and that gaze. The whispers were spread around that she was a 'dangerous woman' and that she could "pierce you to your soul with her stare". All rubbish really, she just knew what she wanted and just what it would take to get it. It was how she had become so successful. That piercing gaze unwavering as her lips split into a grin, "As you wish." The purr in her tone sending that Adams apple bobbing again as he cleared his throat and straightened up trying to compose himself. "Thank you. Good day." And with that he strode to the door and yanked it open, shutting it firmly behind him. Once the door was shut she rolled her eyes and sighed, mumbling to herself, "Finally?" She bolted and chained the door behind him. She headed back over to her laptop and sat down, staring at the blinking curser, still right where she left it. She took a small sip of the steaming hot coffee and read over the last paragraph she had managed to write before she had been interrupted then set the mug off to the side. She laced her fingers together and flipped them outward, pushing them out and her knuckles cracked in response. Releasing the grip she wiggled them with anticipation as an indulgent smile pulled at her lips, "Now"Jacqueline, I am so very sorry for that rude interruption, now where were we?" She chuckled to herself, "Ah yes, I was just about to let this brutish but devilishly handsome man get you off.? and with that, her nimble fingers met computer keys and with a flourish the small Inn room was filled with the sounds of her dirty thoughts being put into writing.

Jordan Caldwell

Date: 2013-05-27 16:43 EST
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With that final click of her mouse, Jordan stretched her deliciously sore body, her arms going up over her head, pulling the muscles in her arms and ribcage to help relieve the tension in them before she sighed and brought them down to tuck behind her head, fingers laced to help support her sore neck...She had been writing like a madwoman since yesterday afternoon when she had finally been able to escape from the handsome clutches of one particularly fascinating man. That one night and few times the following morning had given her enough material to fly through the five chapters she had been stuck on for the last two months. There was a grin, a naughty, satisfied grin that slowly slid into place. Her eyes glazing a bit as she thought back to her dinner date from the other night. She was just giving herself a rerun of the juicy bits when her phone rang. The noise jarred her from her current happy place, and on a grumble and curse under her breath, "Oh bloody hell!"

She was already frustrated at whatever tosser had interrupted her reverie, she stalked over to the bedside table and snapped up her phone before flouncing on the bed, staring up at the ceiling she answered, without even bothering to check the caller Id, "House of Ill repute, what sins can we sell you today?"

There was silence for a moment on the other end of the line. Whoever it was wasn't amused, must be her editor, "Oh it's you, how's it hanging Lance?"

"You didn't even bother to see it was me calling before you answered like that' I could have been your publisher or a reporter calling for an interview. Not cute Jordan."

"Apparently it is hanging as it always is, shriveled and slightly bent to the left. Oh Lance, have a sense of humor will you? Besides, I have had an excellent introduction to this fair city and none of your droll ways are going to damper that mood." Lying on her bed she used the provided space to stretch out her sore muscles again, enjoying every aching bit of it. "You should get laid more, perhaps it would help, I could make some calls" I have a few favors I could call in, what?s your type" Mousey brown hair pulled in a bun, sour face, no sense of humor and just lays there as you disappoint her?"

"Are you enjoying yourself?"

The soft chuckle rumbling low in the phone receiver, "Goading you? Always"

"This new, what is it you call them' Ah yes?"inspiration?"have a name?"

She thought about it a moment before she spoke, she had called him many things the other night but seeing as Lance didn't know the area and was only interested in staying on her about her work, he wouldn't charge in with the cavalry to "protect her honor". You had to have honor to protect. Despite her reputation which she fully encouraged, the notoriety is what made her book sales soar to record breaking levels, she wasn't as loose at she seemed. That would be hard to prove given her behavior the other night with one very devilishly handsome Cajun but there was just something about him. He had been quite the gentleman actually. Their banter nowhere above the gutter but then again, it was what had attracted her in the first place. She enjoyed men with quick wit and a mind as dirty as her own. She had fully intended to play the little coquettish tease but he was quite the panty dropper wasn't he"

It was entirely consensual and besides, from his own repeated admission, there would be no way for her to get so entangled that there would be any damage other than to her ego for a time when he moved on. So what was the harm in divulging who he was as she was just a passing fancy to him as he was to her at the moment, "They call him Mr. Ed." She chuckled as she waited for that to sink in.

"Mr. Ed. Are you writing bestiality now" Please tell me it's a man and not a horse?"

The tinkling and very womanly laugh erupted from her and lingered for a moment as she flipped over onto her stomach on the bed, bending at the knees and bringing her bare feet up to cross at the ankles. Quite the picture in her small white cotton shorts and tight spaghetti strap black tank top. The laugh ended leaving a grin in its wake, "Nope. He isn't a horse but he sure is hung like one."

"Jesus Jordan"I swear sometimes I feel like I'm talking to a horny teenager instead of a grown woman.."

That got another laugh as she pushed up and turned to sit on the side of the bed, "Oh Lance, you can be such a stick in the mud."

The tone in his next words were clipped as if his frustration with their banter was starting to delve into full annoyance, "With all of your extracurricular activities since we last met I wonder how you will get me all five of those chapters by tonight. You won't be given an extension because despite how you see it, you getting laid isn't reason to keep your publisher waiting"or your contract valid because you can't seem to meet deadlines like a grown up."

A wicked twinkle was in her eyes as smirked, "Then I take it you haven't checked your email as yet before you decided to call me up and lecture me like the wanker of a father you pretend to be?"

There was a pause on the other end of the phone and the sound of keys being pressed on a computer. Once the strokes of keys couldn't be heard for a moment she just patiently waited, humming into the phone as she grabbed her mug and walked a little sluggishly to the coffee pot in the tiny inn room for a refill. She was going to have to start hitting the gym if she was going to be able to keep up with her newest conquest.

"Very good. I've skimmed a bit and I can already tell you there are going to need to be some revisions?"

She cut him off mid-criticism, "Your welcome. Now get out your little red pen and go to work. Send me your notes and for God's sake Lance, be gentle, that's my life in your hands."

"I'm your editor, I'm not supposed to be gentle, that's the job of the other men you let into your life."

"I'm not the gentle type." A roll of her neck a reminder of just that, "Just, let me know when you are finished marking it up and we'll talk again."

"Must have been one hell of an "inspiration", you were barely through the second of the five chapters I needed when I came to see you?"

"Just goes to show you not to question my methods. The more action I see gives you job security. Talk to you soon, enjoy your torture of my masterpiece." With that she hung up without giving him a chance to reply. She stretched back out onto the bed, eyes on the ceiling again with one arm resting on her stomach the other twirling a piece of her hair, a soft smile curling her lips. Her eyes cut to the right, spying the small business card. She rolled onto her side, propping her head up on her elbow as she slipped the card off of the table and brought it up to look at. It was Ed's business card with his personal cell phone written in on the side. Her eyes gazed up over the card and out of the small window of the room. She could see the tower he lived in clearly from it and it made her chuckle.

She rolled onto her back again, the arm that had supported her head, slipping behind her neck as she extended the arm holding the card out in front of her another moment before bringing the arm down to rest on her stomach, her hand flattening out with the card underneath. She was going to like this place. She was absolutely going to enjoy this strange but fascinating place. She nodded off a few moments later, still holding the card and a satisfied smile curling her lips as she slept. The dreams of an erotic novelist were even better than what they managed to capture on paper.

Jordan Caldwell

Date: 2013-06-30 18:49 EST
"You're going to do what"!"

The voice of her editor on the other line was concurrently strained and exasperated as he nearly yelled into the receiver of the phone. She pulled the phone slightly away from her ear with a wince but there was a wicked smile that showed off a dimple in her cheek as she cleared the wince from her features by elevating her eyebrows and sighing as she returned the phone to her ear.

"I. want. to. Open. An. Intimate. Shop. Here." She exaggerated each word as if she were addressing a child or a geriatric with a hearing impairment. "I swear Lance if I hadn't stolen a peek at the date of birth on your license when I lifted your wallet after you passed out on my floor at my last book launching gala I would swear you had a hearing problem. Speaking of that night, I meant to ask you something. Just how long has that dusty condom been in your wallet hmm' Have you been carrying that thing around since puberty?"

A grin spread across her features at the silence on the other end of the phone drug on for several moments. She could see his pink tinged cheeks in her mind and his dropped jaw at the line of questioning. She did so enjoy ribbing him at any given opening. It was a good thing he was contractually obligated to put up with her or he might well have run from her as others had when told they were to work with her.

"I..I did not..pass out! I only had one drink, y..you...I still believe you put something in it!"

"Yes. You are right Lance. I admit it. I did. It was called alcohol, albeit lots of it but I was only trying to loosen you up. I didn't know you would be such a lightweight. You still didn't answer my questions. I am simply concerned that when and if you ever get to use it, I would hate for the integrity of the contraceptive to fail you from so long a time of misuse and thus burden the world with a miniature version of yourself for others to deal with."

She could faintly hear the sharp intake of breath and her eyebrows ticked up with anticipation of his response to her question, already somewhat prepared for her next addition to their typical exchanges of barbs. However, she would be disappointed. The voice on the other end took on a hard edge as he attempted to regain control of the conversation, "I'm not going to answer those questions Jordan. We are not talking about me. Your deflections, while annoying, will not work. There is nothing wrong with my hearing I simply want to know why you are set on this venture?"

"Because I want to give the people what they want, or at least, find out if what they want is something I can give them. My expertise in this area is worldwide and my experience almost as worldly." A very feminine chuckle escaped her full glossed lips as she stood from her seat at the edge of the bed in her small in room and walked over to the notebook she had been scribbling on so furiously earlier. It was numbered with questions and corrections to some of them. Her eyes scaled down the list with a light of excitement behind her eyes as the anticipation of what she was planning coursed through her. The throb of it almost as pleasurable an experience that the characters she wrote about enjoyed. Almost.

"My book is finished thanks to some help from one of the sexiest men I have encountered here and it was submitted well before the allotted deadline..."

"I had to give you three extensions Jordan.."

She paused long enough to roll her eyes a moment at the interruption before continuing, "The real deadline Lance, not the one you insist on setting ahead of time. Besides, I haven't received any pages returned by you for revision so obviously it was suffi...."

"I have to set different, sectioned and fragmented time frames for you because you take an exasperatingly long time to complete even small goals let alone the completion of an entire novel within the months given in the contracts. Do you remember what happened with your last editor" Do you recall what I had to do in order to get you the time you needed so you wouldn't be sued by the publishing company?"

She grimaced at that, slapping the notepad lightly back on the table where she had picked it up and turned to pace a bit. Lance had been assigned to her because he was a meticulous editor who could assess the needs of his writers and acclimate to them to ensure they were successful. When he had accepted the challenge of working with her when no one else would, she was already successful but one particularly delicious 'research subject' she had been using for inspiration had been such a distraction that she had defaulted on her contract and not finished the novel they had already paid her for. If it hadn't been for Lance's uncanny knack for damage control, she may very well have been unable to get a publishing company to sign her if word had gotten out and she had been sued by the publishing company for the almost 1.2 million dollar contract she had defaulted on.

She owed him her ability to continue her career. He knew that. She knew that. But their working relationship was kept lively because she knew he couldn't leave her really. It was a stipulation she made sure was written in his contract after he saved her arse, not unless he defaulted on his own contract. And he was not the sort of chap that would do that no matter what she put him through.

"We aren't talking about you remember" And stop interrupting me. That is rude. Stop being such a wanker and have an open mind. Bloody hell Lance, you should know by now I never jump into anything lightly..." She heard the intake of breath as she was sure he was about to refute that, "Oh don't you dare! You know I mean with regards to investments with my money." She paused a moment to make sure he was biting that bloody tongue of his so when there was no objection raised she continued, "Besides, it is still in the research stages. I need to gen up on the needs or wants of the people here."

"And just how are you planning to do that?" There was a resignation to his tone as he knew her well enough to know that once her mind was set there really was no way to stop the train but she did pick up on the hint of fear in his voice. Another eye roll pause because she was sure he was assuming the worst of her intentions on how to gain knowledge for this venture of hers. But then again, when there is an opening...

"I'll just have to sleep with each and every man, woman and beast of legal age."

"JORDAN...!!"

"Oh for God's sake Lance! You know that's bollocks. You of all people should know that I am more selective in who I allow in my bed than the tabloids report. I can't believe you were seriously about to bawl me out when you know better than that." She chuckled into the phone as she shook her head, "No Lance, I just want to get out there and ask some questions, that's all. I'll send you a goody bag of the items I collect after I finish my research. I will expect a report back after you have used every single one of them. I'll even include a brand new box of condoms for you to use while you explore it's contents and maybe even some numbers of women I'm sure would be willing to help you, you sexy devil you. Talk to you soon!"

She hung up the phone and tossed it on her bed, a satisfied smile playing along the lines of those full lips that can only come from getting the last word. She sighed contentedly as she picked up the notepad containing her list of questions again. She glanced down it again, lifting the top page as there were several more questions on the second one. She dropped the top page back down and hugged the pad to her chest as she moved to stand in front of the window.

Her eyes strayed to Batten Tower, lingering for a brief moment on the highest point of it with a satisfied smile again showing on those lips but for a completely different reason, before she lowered them to gaze at the people going about their daily business below her. Her gaze wondered over to spy the entrance to the Red Dragon Inn and her smile turned to a grin as her pointer finger lightly tapped at the cardboard back of the pad she held to her chest.

"Alright Rhy'din...what would it take to get you off and into my store for assistance" Let's try to find out...shall we?"

With that she turned and grabbed up a pen from the desk. A pause before grabbing up the black rectangle framed glasses she was known to wear from time to time, more for 'costume' than anything else as her eyesight was perfect. If she was going to be a 'researcher', she might want to attempt to look like one anyway. She settled them on the bridge of her perfectly sloped nose as she grabbed the handle of her door, taking a deep breath and releasing it before pulling the door wide and stepping out. A purposeful sway to her hips as she headed for the Inn.