Topic: Minotaur on the high seas!

Drune

Date: 2017-01-11 20:05 EST
The shackles were a problem. The chains were easy enough; Dire's alchemy had made short, sizzling work of them. But the shackles were a different problem. Reinforced titanium and marked with a prisoner's number. And any alchemical solution would likely melt right through Drune's hands.

And Drune liked the use of his hands. That's how he did his skull bashin'.

The long and short of it was Drune needed to get out of the area. Who knew how many more bounties were on his head. He figured signing up for work would take him somewhere he could lay low for a bit, and those who were giving work were often suspicious of a beast in prisoner's shackles these days. Such were the times.

It was winter, fortunately. And though he didn't mind the cold, a layer of furs would obscure his bindings. Dire obliged before she left to tend to other businesses, and the sevenish foot horned and now shaggy behemoth lumbered his way to the nearest civilization he could find.

A city! And a good sized one at that. Drune pondered the riches he could plunder. Shackles first. Then get away. Then return with his mercenary crew, Kraken Company, for plunder. Surely once word got out that he had been sprung the lads would rally back to him.

Drune did better at keeping the thoughts that rattled through his massive head with checklists. Right, back to the city. Drune shook his head and, like a moth to a flame, immediately found the nearest pub.

It was ramshackle at best, but they served beer. Drune checked his satchels and pockets, even though he knew he had no money. The younger voice in his head bellowed at him to just swipe a lantern and fling liquid fire across the wooden structure and just take it you big oaf!

But that was younger Drune. And though he was formidable in a fight, he didn't think he could take on the entire town. Aged Drune tempered the voice and urge.

The bull was drawn to the back wall, to a crowd. A bounty board! Or something similar. A row of tables that sat a wide array of employers greeted a throng of an even wider array of folks looking to make some coin. There were explorers, caravans, merchants that needed protection. Smithys that needed an extra hand for the winter, airship captains promising adventures in far away lands. Drune made his way through the crowd to a the scruffiest looking ship captain he could find. The saltier the better. A captain and crew like that wouldn't care about anybody's past. And an excursion across the water would take him, well, away from here.

Drune huffed. The captain didn't even look up, but rather took another drink and sat a pen down next to a piece of paper.

"Ever sailed before, la—er" he stammered as his eyes went up, and then up some more. "Big thing, ain't ya?"

Drune shrugged. "For ya, I s'pose."

The man nodded. "Answer the question then, cutter."

The minotaur was actually a fine sailor. He started to regale the man about his time leading the entire Horde armada, the cities and ports he'd sacked, the terror he had wrought up on the seas, but the man raised a hand to cut him off before he really started.

"Sign your name then."

Drune furrowed a brow and signed reluctantly. He did enjoy talking about his exploits.

Drune

Date: 2017-01-17 20:38 EST
His shackles were off within a night of setting sail. Seedy excursions had attracted an assortment of riff raff, all looking to lay low or skip on a tab. Drune approached the Quartermaster, Smeevin, a halfling, somewhat reserved. He did not want to be fired on his first day.

"So, I got this thing....on me arms. I mean, if ya can't get 'em off, that's fine. Just thinkin' -" Smeevin looked up from his work, meticulously counting barrels of dried pork. Each barrel was given a thump on the side; Drune figured the halfling was listening for empty spaces.

Smeevin took one look at the shackles and smirked. Several other crew members had heard of the predicament, as Drune did not have a quiet voice, and brought their attention to the minotaur rubbing the back of his neck, as Drune did not have an inconspicuous appearance. Each motion jangled the chains. Four sets of lockpicks suddenly appeared around him, and one offered to magic the shackles off. Within seconds the shackles had fallen to the ground. The minotaur beamed and gathered the chains to store in the small storage locker afforded to each member of the crew.

His first bit of treasure.

Drune took naturally to the sea. His father was a mariner, his mother a pit fighter. His grandfather was a scalawag pirate. Between those three he was taught everything to know about bashin' heads and catchin' wind.

When free time allowed, the minotaur carefully took out a small notebook and bit of charcoal sharpened to a point. He didn't sleep well in the cots made for creatures the size of men, so most of his nights were spent scritching away on parchment.

My frend Dire.

I hav takun werk on a ship and hav set sail for ad ven chur. Kwartermaster Smeevin removed the shakels. He used picks so small I dont think I could evun hold them! A gnome, can you buleeve it' I asked Smeevin to help wif my writing lessuns where you left off, and he sed he wood sooner rack me across the wheel and use my horns to steer.

I wus hired as a swabby, but am kwikly moving up. Smeevin wus not happy with the fish beeng kot, so I showed him how we did it back home. My nets kot more fish than enywun! No budy knows how to tie a propur knot or sekyur a sail.

I am shure I will be first mate or hed treasure seeker soon enuff.

-Drune

The carrier pigeon fluttered off.

Drune

Date: 2017-03-03 16:13 EST
It was less than two decades ago that Drune had waged war against all things soft skinned with the Horde. And yet there he was sharing a pint with a Dwarf. Even in his berserker days, the minotaur didn't really mind Dwarves. They could fight, they could drink, they made terrific beer.

"I don't like it," grumbled Toki, the stocky bearded fellow. "Why's the captain gotta take his own boys?"

"Maybe the captain trusts them more," offered Raksis, who was some kind of reptillian creature Drune had never seen before. His voice sounded like two rocks scraping together.

Drune shrugged and took another drink from his mug. Their crew was a motley ensemble of cutthroats and criminals and all sorts of unruly folk.

"Aye, but look at me," demanded Toki. "I mean, I dun like buying into stereotypes, but come on! Dwarves dig for treasure! That's why you hire us in the first place!"

The minotaur pondered this. It was true, he had been curious about the excursion. A delve into some mine long forgotten to hunt for various priceless and most certainly haunted or cursed artifacts. Drune himself had ventured into more than a handful of dungeons and crypts and vaults searching for wealth.

And yet the captain took only his closest crewmembers. For the second time. They had already plundered a shipwreck just two weeks prior.

"Yeh," mumbled Drune. He took another drink and thought a moment. "Wait, yeh. I can handle meself in a plunderin'."

Toki nodded and pointed in agreement. "We didn't see the spoils of the last shipwreck, neither."

The two of them furrowed their brow, the lizardman wrinkled what Drune thought was his brow, and the trio took another drink from their mugs.

My frend Dire,

Aside from be-eng a Dworf, Toki has prooven to be alrite. He brot his own barrels of beer and won a place at me table.

I hav not been payd yet or been alowd to bash any skulls. But we still hav many barrels of beer so I am alrite.

Drune

Date: 2017-03-30 22:03 EST
Drune stood on the deck. There were sounds of commotion below, but the deck was calm as the ship rocked with the sea. He chose his footing carefully, what with the wood slick as it was. Red dripped from an axe and scimitar, each weapon normally held with two hands by smaller races, but he gripped both casually. The minotaur buried the axe in the railing and poured himself a beer.

Frend Dire,

Myutinee. The Cap'n's men wer formidable fiters and we lost many myutineers but they did not expect me. After many many yeers of war, overthrowing the ship was littel effort.

Some of the men are fiting for the new rank of Cap'n, but I think they will see Drune is the best fit.