Topic: Nude Woman found Wandering WestEnd

VinylValentine

Date: 2008-03-17 18:14 EST
Valentine De'laCroix, identified by the Rhydin Blood Bank ATM card and ID card found in her wallet (A purse being the only clothing the woman was wearing), was found wandering the WestEnd. She seemed to be unharmed, despite the fact that her hair was smoldering a bit, and she was black from soot and ash. A strange demon mark was found on her right shoulder, signifying a debt to some demon.

The Watchman that found her had this to say,"Miss De'laCroix was mummbling and incoherent at first. All she could say was 'Lions, tigers, and Demons, oh my!' Once I got her talking, she said that 'He blew up my sh*t, that bastard. All I wanted was a pizza.'"

Shrugging, the Watchman said the woman was taken to the precinct, where clothes were given her and they are awaiting anyone with any knowledge of this woman, or any of her friends, to come claim her.

Psychological tests have been done, and it was the Doctor's conclusion that Miss De'laCroix was nuttier than a fruitcake, but of no real harm to anyone (yet), or herself. She will be released into her own recognizance should no one show up to "claim" her.